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An article about or described by any of the following can be safely assumed among the category of unnecessary articles:

# [[Jimmy Wales|You]] or the [[Wikipedia|organization you work for]].
# Your band which has only sold 47 copies of their one [[Thriller (album)|album]]. Even if you think it will sell 48. Or maybe 49!
# [[Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Janicism|The religion]] or [[Constructed language|language]] that you made up with your friends in school one day.
# [[Park Avenue (Manhattan)|The street you live on]] (unless it is [[Old Kent Road|on a ''Monopoly'' board]]).
# Any one of the [[Futaba Town|56 distinct regions]] in the [[Pokémon]] video game series.
# Your [[Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Bayview_Apartment#.5B.5BBayview_Apartment.5D.5D|apartment building.]]
# A [[Jackass (TV series)|stunt or trick]] only you have ever attempted, probably unsuccessfully.
# Any movie you made yourself which has never been seen by more people at one time than can fit in your basement.
# Individual ''[Insert current [[Bubblegum pop|bubblegum]] idol here]'' songs, unless they're [[In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (song)|seventeen minutes long]] or have [[867-5309/Jenny|led to a phone number becoming unusable]]. At the very least, it has to [[Numa Numa|make us laugh]] and inspire no fewer than one million people to imitate or otherwise parody it ([[Wikipedia: Song|poorly]]).
# The high school you attend or used to attend and how {{ql|Preston High School (West Virginia)
|qs=oldid=50653034|cool}} each of your friends is. No, I don't care that your ten-pin bowling team won the state championship.
# [[Wikipedia]]. You're there already, you don't need an article to tell you about it.
# "([[Wikipedia:Articles for deletion|Insert random Wikipedia process here]]) in popular culture".
# [[Bexley Hall (MIT)|Your dormitory]], [[Washington Square Village|university residence]], or any [[Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/709 Brown|suite therein]].
# Topics that already have an article. Use the [[Special:Search|Search]] button. It's there for a reason.
# [[Wikipedia:Fancruft|Fancruft]], which is usually defined as stuff nobody but that guy who changes his Spock ears more often than his underpants cares about, or the equivalent thereof. For example, a [[song]] about [[DotA|a custom map]] of [[Warcraft 3|a video game]], unless [[Basshunter|you]] are famous and the song managed to release as a [[Vi sitter i Ventrilo och spelar DotA|single]].
# Anything about which you cannot be buggered to write one complete sent <!-- The incomplete "sentence" is a joke. Please don't remove the joke by adding "ence.". -->
# Subjects that cannot be studied, or the knowledge of which amounts only to the fact that it pertains to another topic.   A favourite line from a movie (''[[Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn|Frankly my dear ...]]'') or catchy lyric (''[[(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction|I can't get no ...]]''), a [[Can't sleep, clown will eat me|potent phrase]] used in argument (''You're talking from out of your ...''), juicy facts of interest to fans (''[[David (Michelangelo)#Style and detail|Model for Michelangelo's David's ...]]''), a punch-line or zinger (''Take my wife ... please!''), are all very interesting.  All that can be informatively written about topic "X", is that '''X''' is a <small><sup>''type of fact''</sup></small> found in <nowiki>[[Article Y]]</nowiki>".
# Just about everything listed on [[Wikipedia:Millionth topic pool]].
# For that matter, [[Wikipedia:Millionth topic pool]].
# Anything about your cat or dog and how cute it is (or your hamster, degu, or chinchilla).[[Image:Black white cat on fence.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Creating or editing an article just to show off a picture of a cute cat is always a terrible idea. Besides, there's always someone somewhere who thinks their cat is cuter.]]
# [[Exploding Whales]], or indeed [[Explode|Exploding]] [[Jimbo Wales|Wales]], or even [[Explode|Exploding]] [[Wales]].
# Anything written under the influence of [[Cough medicine|recreational substances]] or while [[tired and emotional]].
# An article about another article, written after the use of aforementioned substances, nothing using third or fourth-order thinking ends well when you're high.
# Gourmet cheese
# Any article intentionally trying to get into [[Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense|Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense]]. No, it isn't that funny to anybody except you. That is what [[uncyclopedia:Main Page|Uncyclopedia]] is for.
# Excessively narrow-scoped lists created with humorous intent, like "List of [[chimney]]s in science fiction", and pointless comparison articles, like "Comparison between [[Fiona Apple]] and [[William of Orange]]". Just because it's "interesting" and "paper encyclopaedias wouldn't cover such a topic, but we can", we may not necessarily have an excuse.
# A fork of an [[Wikipedia:List of bad article ideas|existing]] article for the sole purpose of adding some humor.
# ...and claiming that the [[Uncyclopedia:Wikipedia|article]] you copied was a [[parody]] of yours. You're not fooling anyone.
# Also, [[The weather in London]]. Not even a [[climate of London|redirect]].
#Your [[World Of Warcraft]] character. Just because you have no life doesn't mean you get to tell us about it.


[[Image:Adam's Cat.jpg|thumb|300px|For instance, these are far cuter.]]
==See also==
*[[Wikipedia:Deleted articles with freaky titles]]
*[[Wikipedia:No One Cares]]
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