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<center>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzgzim5m7oU '''''Change your words, change your world. (The Power of Words)''''']</center>
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<center>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTA2buWlNyM '''''When was the last time you said "I love you"?''''']</center>
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<center>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfQSp92L88I '''''Can You Tell Me How to Get to Sesame Street?''''']</center>
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<center>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf8zqdu3TtA&hd=1 '''''The Secret to You... is to love <s>my</s> your life~! AHO~!''''']</center>
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<center>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nREV8bQJ1MA '''''"The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything." -- Hieronymous Anonymous''''']
</br><small>(PPS:"Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more." -- [[H. Jackson Brown, Jr.]])</small></center>
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<div style="border:1px solid #ffa500;background:#ffce7b;padding:8px 4px"><div class="plainlinks"><center>'''This page may be [http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Antandrus&curid=582512&diff=413052054&oldid=413051591 protected with ''Troll-Be-Gone®''] against editing from new users. I"m one of the biggest trolls here on Wikipedia and I don't like competition. If you cannot edit here, you may leave a message at [[User talk:Baseball Bugs]] (him being my authorized lurker, replier, watcher and all).<br>Frankly, [[User:Antandrus/observations on Wikipedia behavior#39|I can forgive you]] if you had been an asshole/troll/vandal in the past year but know this, the admins are still watching this page, be nice or your message may be simply removed and you may be blocked without further warning.'''</center></div></div>
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<div style="border:1px solid #ffa500;background:#ffce7b;padding:8px 4px"><div class="plainlinks">[[¡Ay, caramba!]] You have [[zit|a zit]]. → [[User:Dave1508/Links|Click here]] ← for more details.</div></div>
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Vandals, trolls, and other fiendly visitors, please note:</br>
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'''"Wikipedia is a community,</br> not a crazy den of pigs!"'''[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User_talk:NewUser7&diff=next&oldid=220506353]</br>
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Social experimenters, please note:</br>
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'''"We're an encyclopedia,</br> not a bunch of lab rats in a cage."'''[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents&diff=280778279&oldid=280777808]</br>
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Troll feeders, please note:</br>
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'''"Recapistrulating to the trolls<br>is morally reprhensible."'''[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents&diff=prev&oldid=402260355]</br>
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To me, editing of Wikipedia comes with a certain amount of joy:</br>
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'''"We have a license to be silly, and a lot of what we do is about joy."''' &mdash;Murray Cook, 2010[http://money.cnn.com/2010/01/18/smallbusiness/wiggles_how_we_got_started/]
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*'''If I leave a message for you''': Please respond on '''your talk page'''. I will add it to my [[WP:WATCHLIST|watchlist]], so you don't need to notify me, unless I don't respond when a response is expected (normally within 24 hours, unless the issue is urgent). This helps keep discussions in one place and makes them easier to read and follow.
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*'''If you leave a message for me''': I will generally respond here. Either add this page to your watchlist or ask me to notify you of a response on your talk page.
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*'''If you are discussing an article''':  I would prefer to use that article's talk page, unless you'd rather not to use that page for some reason, such as commenting on a particular user's edits in semi-privacy. 
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*I generally do not bother to leave messages on IP talk pages, since many IPs are dynamic, and there's no way to know the difference on the first edits. The user will more than likely never even know they received a message, so it's just a waste of time better spent on actual editing. (This is one example of how not having mandatory registration does a great disservice to IP editors. Because of this, IP editors really ARE second-class users, made so by Jim Wales' own non-negotiable (thus dictatorial) policies.) The main exception is vandalism warnings, which are required before most admins will block or ban for vandalism.
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*Please limit this page to discussions not related to any particular article, those covering a wide range of articles/topics, or personal comments. 
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*'''Note:''' I reserve the right to decline or withdraw from a situation that is escalating or uncomfortable, ''without giving a reason'', or to take further action through permissable means.''' (See [[WP:HARASS#Assistance for administrators being harassed|this policy]].) This may include removing your messages from my talk page. If I've done so, please DO NOT re-add the same meassage, or follow-up with another - They will be removed again, mostly likely with a edit summary about your obnoxiousness in continually hounding me. If you then follow this up wth an ANI report, you're proving that you are a [[WP:DICK|real jerk]], and I won't respond there either, per [[WP:DENY]]. I may, however, file my own ANI report against your [[WP:HARASS|harassment]].
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*'''Further notes:''' Due to the misbehavior of a few IPs, IPs are sometimes prevented from editing this page. If you need to discuss an article, see the previous note. If you need to discuss something else with me, register, and come back in four days. If it's urgent, use the e-mail feature; it won't work if it's been abused lately. If you chose to whine on an admin complaint board somewhere, I'll probably hear about it. And ignore you. ;) PS. if you posted the type of comments on my page that you would post on an admin alert board, they would have been ignored and removed anyway!
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*Also, talk to me like a normal person, and don't just quote Wiki guidelines to me - I'm '''NOT''' a newbie (Read [[WP:DTTR]]!). I consider it rude, and will likely just delete your comments, and ignore the point, as guidelines can be ignored. If you do it anyway, and turn out to be wrong, an apology would be the considerate thing to make, though you probably won't since it's not a '''[[Fucking, Austria|fucking]], [[oberfucking]], or [[unterfucking]]''' policy to apologize for your mistakes. (If Jimbo Wales wanted people to apologize for their mistakes, he'd have made it a policy, right?!)
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*If you want me to take your opinions and edits seriously, you ought to '''[[Wikipedia:Why create an account?|Register!]]'''. Otherwise one never knows who really made the edits, especially in the case of dynamic IP addresses.
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*If I mistakenly called your edits as vandalism when I reverted them, it was probably because you did not leave an '''[[WP:ES|edit summary]]'''. Please realize that, in many cases, '''''unexplained edits are indistinguishable from vandalism!''''' This also applies to Rollbacks.
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*I reserve the right to clean up this page in any manner I chose, including the use of Rollbacks for non-vandalism, and especially if you made more than one edit. Please do NOT re-post what I've removed, unless you are an admin issuing a formal warning, though I'll probably still remove it!
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*If you wish to keep a matter confidential,such as discussing personal and/or confidential information, you may use the "E-mail" feature (usually activated!). I will respond in kind unless otherwise requested. This is not for discussing routine matters regarding editing on pages - use the article talk pages for that.
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'''[[User talk:Dave1508/Archive 1|Archive 1]]: Dave1508 [[Roman numerals|MMVIII]]'''<br>
'''[[User talk:Dave1508/Archive 2|Archive 2]]: Dave1508 MMIX'''<br>
'''[[User talk:Dave1508/Archive 3|Archive 3]]: Dave1508 [[MMX (instruction set)|MMX]] <small>(NB:Donkey years ago, I fried two [[P5 (microarchitecture)#P55C|166mhz Pentium MMX]] in my many attempts of [[overclocking]] them first to 180mhz, then to 200mhz. It worked~! When I found the [[Celeron#Mendocino|Celeron 300A]], the rest became history. Ahhh... good times~!)</small>'''<br>
'''[[User talk:Dave1508/Archive 4|Archive 4]]: Dave1508 MMXI'''<br>
'''[[User talk:Dave1508/Archive 5|Archive 5]]: Dave1508 MMXII'''<br>
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:::*Yeah, as well as [[Desmond Tutu]], its as if they all understand it without actually saying it. Great minds do indeed think alike! --<small>[[User:Dave1508|<font face="Rage Italic" size="4" style="color:#000000;color:green"><i>Dave</i></font>]] <sup><span style="font-family:Italic;color:black">[[user_talk:Dave1508|♠♣♥♦™№1508©♪♫®]]</span></sup></small> 22:16, 16 July 2011 (UTC)
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