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This is a pool for guessing what the topic of the last article created on Wikipedia may be.   Other topic pools exist for certain milestones (see [[Wikipedia:Millionth topic pool|one millionth]] and [[Wikipedia:Two-millionth topic pool|two-millionth]] topic pools and [[Wikipedia:500th language pool]]), but none are as important as the last topic created.  You may be wondering why something might be the last article. Well,

* [[Wikipedia]] might go under
* Interest in [[Wikipedia]] might dwindle to the point that nobody edits it ever again
* the [[Earth]] (or at least the [[Internet]]) may end in some catastrophic fashion
* [[Wikipedia]] might simply be finished with the sum total of all current and future human knowledge
* Or Wikipedia will change its name, therefore the "last article" would be the last under the name of Wikipedia.

But just like there was a first article, there should undoubtedly be a last.  This is the pool for that eventuality!  Everyone is allowed a maximum of '''three votes'''.  Voting ends when the ten-thousandth-to-last article is created.  And by the way, someone should probably periodically archive this page, because when we need it to check and see who's won, it may not be around any longer.

''Instructions for voting: Add the article name to the appropriate section and sign it with four tildes.  If the section doesn't exist yet, make it.''

==Other==
*The last page will say "Goodbye Wikipedians".[[User:User 46,392,131|User 46,392,131]]*
*[[Wikimedia server room fire]] made by a wikimedia staff member during said fire [[User:Notadolphin24|Notadolphin24]] ([[User talk:Notadolphin24|talk]]) 22:04, 21 November 2021 (UTC)
*A file that is 69105 [[yottabyte]]s in size, causing the wikipedia servers to overload and eventually overheat, setting them and the whole wikimedia offices on fire and effectively destroying them and whole wikipedia. [[Special:Contributions/46.132.184.196|46.132.184.196]] ([[User talk:46.132.184.196|talk]]) 17:51, 16 July 2018 (UTC)
*:Files uploaded to Commons can't be larger than 4 GB. [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 15:12, 6 July 2023 (UTC)
*The last page will say"The world will end in ___ secs" and will be the doomsday countdown.[[User:CrazyMinecart88|CrazyMinecart88]]
*The last edit to Wikipedia will be on this page to determine who is the winner.--[[User:Proud User|Proud User]] ([[User talk:Proud User|talk]]) 19:59, 13 December 2015 (UTC)
*The Nuclear Apocalypse. No doubt, when Earth is destroyed, somebody will make writing about it their final goodbye. In true Wikipedia fashion, it will later be autoclassed as a stub. When the alien life forms arrive to investigate, they will ignore it as junk. [[User:TomBarker23|TomBarker23]] ([[User talk:TomBarker23|talk]]) 17:25, 16 November 2017 (UTC)
*Warp Drive (or whatever method we use for extremely fast space travel in the future.) Once aliens discover that we've created ultra-fast space travel and destroy us and Wikipedia before we kill all life in the universe with our warring tendencies. Also, the aliens will be blocked if they try to edit. >ABSCOND [[User:NoHaxJustPi]] &#124; [[User_Talk:NoHaxJustPi]] 03:40, 25 February 2018 (UTC)
*[[User:JohnDakeronVHS haha you missed THIS one you dead rats!]] [[User:KATMAKROFAN|lo prenu .katmakrofan.]] ([[User talk:KATMAKROFAN|talk]]) 01:28, 22 March 2018 (UTC)
*[[Complete analysis of Half-Life 3]]
[[User:ianGrig.|ianGrig.]] ([[User talk:ianGrig.|t]]) 04:31, 31 July 2018 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Server Shutdown]] or something similar [[User:Merlin04atschool|Merlin04atschool]] ([[User talk:Merlin04atschool|talk]]) 22:01, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

*An intense server breach/leak that forces the WMF staff to wipe the Wikimedia servers. Every user, every article, every edit, everything... gone, deleted without a trace. Every other Wikimedia project would meet this fate as well. --[[User:Plankhouse0|Plankhouse0]] ([[User talk:Plankhouse0|talk]]) 19:47, 21 November 2019 (UTC)
*Imagine, if you will, that robots have completely taken over the Earth within a matter of hours. You are the last human being alive, and you're holed up in some bunker in the middle of nowhere in an attempt to prolong the inevitable. Using the last of your base's backup power, you decide to check Wikipedia one last time before you are inevitably hunted to extinction, for old time's sake. You've been on the internet long enough to know that The Singularity your species fell victim to definitely already has a page all to itself, but upon checking you find something horrifying. What was until a few minutes ago an eloquent entry about the tragic last breath of mankind has been completely vandalized, all text, images, and sources replaced with a measly four letters; ''GG EZ.'' Across the room, you hear the hum of a laser rifle charging. [[User:Anxietyprimev69|Anxietyprimev69]] ([[User talk:Anxietyprimev69|talk]]) 23:48 PM, December 21 2021 (CST)

*[[Destruction of Earth]] The first version is: "The Destruction of Earth was an event happening on 3047. On the year 3025, Jicky Peri, a scientist and NASA astronaut had successfully built a supercomputer with it’s own WIFI that could transport itself anywhere. Later she updated it to clone itself and cloned it, and then transported it to the Moon and Mars. The computer had replaced the rovers, giving realistic pictures and had predicted the destruction and everyone is able to transport. Jicky Peri has now received 257 awards." <div style="background-color: #fef1d5;width:200px;font-size:1.25em;">[[User:SikiWtideI|'''SikiWtideI's user page''']]<div style="clear:both;"></div> [[User talk:SikiWtideI|<sup>'''Talk'''<sub>to the backwards police</sub></sup>]] </div> 04:21, 17 January 2023 (UTC)

*[[Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Vacuum stabilisation hypothesis (2nd nomination)]] concerning a recreated article on a non-notable fringe subject—particularly, the unsubstantiated hypothesis that it is somehow possible to induce a [[false vacuum decay]] event using current or emerging technology. The original article creator has continuously made unproven claims about a ficticious classified [[DARPA]] project to develop a "[[Doomsday device|hyperweapon]]" that is allegedly capable of triggering a decay event. However, these claims [[WP:SYNTH|could not be corroborated by any of the sources]] they have provided, nor has the hypothesis itself received [[WP:SIGCOV|significant coverage]] in any [[WP:RS|reliable sources]]. Please do not recreate the article without establishing [[WP:GNG|notability]] first. Wikipedia is not a platform for baseless [[pseudoscientific]] alarmism nor is there a conspiracy to cover up the existence of so-called vacuum stabilizers, which are not even theoretically feasible to begin with. – [[User:MrPersonHumanGuy|MrPersonHumanGuy]] ([[User talk:MrPersonHumanGuy|talk]]) 21:39, 18 February 2023 (UTC)

==Religion==

*[[Complete list of dead Wikipedians]] [[User:Froth|.froth.]] ([[User talk:Froth|talk]]) 18:46, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
**: but then who would add the last edit? [[Special:Contributions/188.223.85.48|188.223.85.48]] ([[User talk:188.223.85.48|talk]]) 15:52, 18 April 2012 (UTC)
***[[Last living Wikipedian]]: article will end "She most recently created an article, "[[Daniel Clowes|Hi-Fi Pizza]]", after the product was..." notice they were able to save that last edit before dying, with ellipses, and with an edit summary, "aaaarrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!!!". She also will change the "living" status on the talk page of the article from "Y" to "N", with her last bit of strength. what a brave gal! (PS, the piped link refers to a strip by Clowes where the last possible commercial product hybrid is the Hi Fi Pizza, upon whose announcement the world explodes)[[User:Mercurywoodrose|Mercurywoodrose]] ([[User talk:Mercurywoodrose|talk]]) 17:09, 6 April 2013 (UTC)
*[[Surprise! or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace my Eternal Punishment]] [[User:Froth|.froth.]] ([[User talk:Froth|talk]]) 18:46, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
*[[The Beast is evil denial]], a balanced, sourced and [[WP:NPOV|NPOV]] biography from his return to [[Earth]] until the present. [[User:Spinningspark|'''<span style="background:#FFF090;color:#00C000">Sp<span style="background:#FFF0A0;color:#80C000">in<span style="color:#C08000">ni</span></span><span style="color:#C00000">ng</span></span><span style="color:#2820F0">Spark</span>''']] 19:05, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
*[[David Icke]] redirect to [[David Icke (prophet)]] --[[User:Adamfinmo|Adam in MO]]<small> [[User talk:Adamfinmo|Talk]]</small> 10:46, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
*[[User:Jesus]].  Jesus' second coming happens, but right before destroying the earth, he creates a userpage on wikipedia.  <span style="color:#008888;">[[User:Asmeurer|<span style="color:#008888;">Asmeurer</span>]] ([[User talk:Asmeurer|<span style="color:#008888;">talk</span>]]  ♬ [[Special:Contributions/Asmeurer|<span style="color:#008888;">contribs</span>]])</span> 02:40, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
::Update: In hopes of preventing this eventuality, the Administrator Cabal has indefinitely protected this one... <big>☻☻☻[[User:s8333631|Sithman]] [[User talk:s8333631| VIII !]][[Special:Randompage|!]]☻☻☻</big> 23:04, 27 September 2010 (UTC)
:::Ahhh, but no mere page-protection will halt the [[messiah]].  [[WP:Requests_for_adminship/Jesus]] ''will'' be a bluelink someday, with the [[mother of all battles|mother]] of all [[wheel war|wheel-wars]] the inevitable consequence.  Thus, there is [[User:WereSpielChequers/RFA_by_month|only one thing]] which *might* just halt the destruction of the earth!  Who knew [[The_Man_Who_Knew_Too_Much_(1934_film)#Synopsis|the cabal]] ran so deep?  [[Special:Contributions/47.222.203.135|47.222.203.135]] ([[User talk:47.222.203.135|talk]]) 12:28, 17 December 2016 (UTC)
::::[[User_talk:Jesus~enwiki|close enough]] [[User:-noah-|<span style="font-family:sans-serif; color:#228B22; text-shadow:#009200 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em;">'''Noah'''</span>]] [[User_talk:-noah-|<sup>💬</sup>]] 20:14, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
*[[Zarquon's Return]] [[User:GavinZac|GavinZac]] ([[User talk:GavinZac|talk]]) 21:50, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
*[[Pope Nicholas VI]].--[[User:T. Anthony|T. Anthony]] ([[User talk:T. Anthony|talk]]) 03:46, 28 September 2013 (UTC)
* [[Shinji did nothing wrong]]; [[The End of Evangelion|nothing at all]]. [[User:Bencemac|Bencemac]] ([[User talk:Bencemac|talk]]) 11:00, 6 August 2018 (UTC)
*[[Ludovican Inquisition]] — Tribunals developed by the Holy See during the tenure of '''[[Antipope]] Louis''', a [[sedevacantist]] who had previously been nicknamed the '''Qardinal''' or '''QArdinal''' on account of his [[QAnon|conspiratorial beliefs]]. After usurping his predecessor in a coup d'etat, Louis revived the [[Papal States]] and, with extensive support from [[Dominion theology|dominionist]] organizations, subsequently launched a military campaign with the [[Seven Mountain Mandate|motive of world domination]]. As Louis gained control over international commerce, he issued a [[Papal bull|bull]] that made it compulsory for all participants in the [[retail|retail sector]] to be [[Number of the beast|stamped with a seal]] bearing {{tooltip|his Latin name|Ludovicus, stylized LVDOVICVS}} and shoehorned a [[police brutality|brutal police operation]] to prosecute unstamped individuals who continued to make transactions in defiance of the new mandate, and attempted to justify his decrees as being necessary for fostering an environment of [[social trust|mutual trust between businesses and consumers]]. In spite of Wikipedia's unfavorable coverage of him, Louis censured the Wikimedia Foundation for "[[Wikipedia:Blocking policy|silencing]]" [[Troll farm|his supporters]] and ordered the organization to be shut down. With a bastion of free knowledge taken out of the picture, the New Papal States continued to crack down on political dissent until Louis, along with a crowd of pro-Ludovican militant elements, were [[Armageddon|captured by opposition forces]] near the site of [[Tel Megiddo]] west of the former [[Euphrates]], charged with [[crimes against humanity]], and sentenced to life with the [[Gog and Magog#Christian texts|possibility of parole in 1,000 years]]. – [[User:MrPersonHumanGuy|MrPersonHumanGuy]] ([[User talk:MrPersonHumanGuy|talk]]) 01:38, 23 February 2023 (UTC)—2024
*:Asides from usurping the papacy, reviving the Papal States and waging a war of aggression, Louis was criticized for his poor handling of the [[Anthropocene|Late Anthropocene]] [[Holocene extinction|extinction event]], during which a series of natural and anthropogenic disasters—including [[Seven trumpets|impact events]] that started uncontrollably large [[wildfire]]s and [[harmful algal bloom]]s—resulted in at least 2.65 billion casualties and caused unprecedented disruption to agriculture, fishing, and maritime trade. – [[User:MrPersonHumanGuy|MrPersonHumanGuy]] ([[User talk:MrPersonHumanGuy|talk]]) 16:19, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
*[[List of people in Hell]], because you know there will be that ''one'' guy doing moment-by-moment edits to Wikipedia on his phone while god [[Last Judgment|sends people to hell on the last day]], probably with a {{tlx|Current}} template on top. And there'll still be a religious flame war in the talk page. <span style="border:1px solid;padding:2px 6px;font-variant:small-caps">'''〜 [[User:Festucalex|<span style="color:#3cb400">Festucalex</span>]] • [[User talk:Festucalex|<span style="color:#ff007f">talk</span>]]'''</span> 17:42, 12 June 2023 (UTC)
*[[Wedding of Pope Jennifer II to King Lisa bin Diane bin Saud of Saudi Arabia]]. (They met on Wikipedia.) [[User:TooManyFingers|TooManyFingers]] ([[User talk:TooManyFingers|talk]]) 07:22, 23 September 2024 (UTC)

==Culture==
*[[i^n]]. I read a short science fiction story once. It might have been by Asimov. Sometime in the far distant future, it is discovered that there is a finite amount of information in the universe. This is all collected into a massive database. Many indexes are created to assist in searching this database, and then some indexes to indexes (known as i^2) are created to help people find which index they need. Then i^3s are produced and so on. Finally, the ultimate index to indexes to indexes... is created, known as i^n, and searching is sweet, until one day someone gets an index corruption error, and all knowledge is lost. Anyone know the name of the story, or can confirm the author?-[[User:Gadfium|gadfium]] 02:21, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
**Wouldn't that be i^ω? [[User:Melchoir|Melchoir]] 02:51, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
***Probably. I last read the story 20 or 30 years ago, so my memory could easily be wrong.-[[User:Gadfium|gadfium]] 03:28, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
****I believe I read that in High School, but I don't remember the title. It looks like it might be [[MS Fnd in a Lbry]] by [[Hal Draper]].--[[User:T. Anthony|T. Anthony]] ([[User talk:T. Anthony|talk]]) 03:29, 28 September 2013 (UTC)
:::Wouldn't we need an index to search through i^ω? That would be i^(ω + 1), and so on. And thus, we see the usefulness of [[ordinal number|ordinals]] in real life.
:::But actually, we can't possibly need more indexes than the amount of data, right? So perhaps this really is i^n, where ''n'' is no greater than the total amount of bits of information in the database. -- [[User:Meni Rosenfeld|Meni Rosenfeld]] ([[User Talk:Meni Rosenfeld|talk]]) 12:08, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
::Why would you ever index a list of indices? If you have to index an index then you didn't have a very good index in the first place. [[User:Froth|.froth.]] ([[User talk:Froth|talk]]) 18:49, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
:::[[List of lists]].  [[List of lists of lists]].  <span style="color:#008888;">[[User:Asmeurer|<span style="color:#008888;">Asmeurer</span>]] ([[User talk:Asmeurer|<span style="color:#008888;">talk</span>]]  ♬ [[Special:Contributions/Asmeurer|<span style="color:#008888;">contribs</span>]])</span> 02:42, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
::::which is either 1, -1, i, or -i. [[Special:Contributions/24.14.73.183|24.14.73.183]] ([[User talk:24.14.73.183|talk]]) 19:48, 19 December 2011 

*[[COMPLETE FINANCIAL LEDGERS OF MILLIWAYS]]. -EvanJM42

*[[Attempt to do a Double Backwards Somersault Through a Hoop While Whistling the Star-Spangled Banner Feat of Sea World (redirect from Dolphin Disappearance)]] Wikinews Archive-This Wednesday, the famous Sea World dolphins did a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backwards somersault through a hoop while whistling the [[Star-spangled_banner|Star-Spangled Banner]]. Witnesses report the sound of angry squeaking, and "magically-appearing" fish bowls on some seats. This is EvanJM42, reporting. Next: The scoop on those big yellow things in the s
-EvanJM42

*[[LET THERE BE LIGHT]]. Seconds before the irreversible heat death of the Universe, a now-sentient Wikipedia discovers how to reverse entropy change (just like in [[The Last Question]]).
*[[Wikipedia:Userboxes|Userboxes]]. They will destroy Wikipedia. [[User:Alphax|Alph]][[Wikipedia:Esperanza|<font color="green">a</font>]][[User:Alphax|x]]&nbsp;<sup >[[User talk:Alphax|τ]][[Special:Emailuser/Alphax|ε]][[Special:Contributions/Alphax|χ]]</sup > 07:06, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
::I beg to differ. [[User:The Userboxer|The Userboxer]]<sup>[[User Talk:The Userboxer|Complain]]</sup>/<sub>[[User:The Userboxer/Userboxes|ubx]]</sub> 16:03, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[List of all 9 Billion Names of God]]--[[User:Gamingboy|Gamingboy]] 17:20, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
**[[The Nine Billion Names of God]]. [[User:Carcharoth|Carcharoth]] 23:27, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
***[[The nine billionth name of God]]. id say the very last name on the list would be notable enough, though some might argue for deletion, as it would be responsible for only one event, as spelled out in [[WP:BLP1E]] (not strictly applicable, but still predictably cited by ardent deletionists). pretty big event, though...[[Special:Contributions/75.61.128.131|75.61.128.131]] ([[User talk:75.61.128.131|talk]]) 02:45, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
*[[Last Post!!!!!!]] Of course, somebody else might show up and make [[Not anymore]]. -- [[User:Masterzora|Masterzora]] 03:44, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
**[[The Last Post]]. [[User:Carcharoth|Carcharoth]] 23:27, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
*[[Image:Invisible Pink Unicorn.svg]] - during the rendering of which Wikimedia explodes while trying to resolve the conflicting states of being both invisible and pink. [[User:82.15.28.195|82.15.28.195]] 02:50, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[Jaws 85 1/2]] - This time, it;s really, REALLY personal. [[User:71.96.179.40|71.96.179.40]] 23:57, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[Hastur Hastur Hastur]] —[[User:Jleedev|Josh Lee]] 20:33, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[I Am God, Do Not Delete This Topic Or Else]] [[User:Realferrari|Realferrari]] 07:39, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of Dead People]] -[[User:Preposterous|Preposterous]] 03:26, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
** XD XD XD --[[User:200.73.179.233|200.73.179.233]] 06:30, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[The Killer Joke (uncensored)]]. Full, original English version with 70px letters. [[WP:NPP|Newpage patrollers]], be advised. --[[User:Zoz|Zoz]] ''[[User_talk:Zoz|(t)]]'' 00:47, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
*[[Complete list of numbers]] [[User:YankeeDoodle14|YankeeDoodle14]] 03:23, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
:All numbers, or just integers?  The latter list is of size alef_null, the former of size C (not to be confused with c, the speed of light) which may or may not be alef_1 (indeed, this point may or may not be decidable) :-) [[User:193.122.47.162|193.122.47.162]] 18:49, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
*[[Zzyzx]] alphabetically, will always be last. [[User:DJRaveN4x|DJRaveN4x]] 21:59, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
**Not if [[zzz]](expression for sleeping) is included.  [[User:Ikanreed|i kan reed]] 20:47, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
***[[ZZZZZ]](a television episode) is the last article, alphabetically. [[User:Eli355|Eli355]] ([[User talk:Eli355|talk]]) 18:35, 12 June 2018 (UTC)
****And [[zzzzzz]] redirects to the above article. [[User:Eli355|Eli355]] ([[User talk:Eli355|talk]]) 18:44, 12 June 2018 (UTC)
*[[So long, and thanks for all the fish]] - Written by the dolphins before the earth is destroyed to make way for a interspace bypass. [[User:THE KING|THE KING]] 06:01, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[The return of Jesus]]. --[[User:Junafani|<font color="gray">juna</font>]][[User talk:Junafani|<font color="gray">fani</font>]] 11:33, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[Indian protocol of the ancient human language]][[User:71.193.65.110|71.193.65.110]] 00:00, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
*[[How to Say Something Derogatory About Islam Without Them Complaining]] You know: what they did towards Denmark after the [[Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy]] in 2006 [[User:DitzyNizzy|DitzyNizzy (aka Jess)]] ([[User talk:DitzyNizzy|talk]]) 15:01, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
*[[The Last Question|Let there be light...]] --- '''''D'''''[[User:Dralwik|'''ralwi''']][[User:Dralwik/Television|''k'']]|<sup>[[User talk:Dralwik|Have a Chat]]</sup> 05:22, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
**Answer: 42. --[[Special:Contributions/24.14.73.183|24.14.73.183]] ([[User talk:24.14.73.183|talk]]) 00:05, 19 November 2011 (UTC)
*[[That time every single person in the world decided to set off a nuke and the Earth sorta went boom.]] [[User:Trickstergoddess|Trickstergoddess]] ([[User talk:Trickstergoddess|talk]]) 13:27, 26 March 2011 (UTC)
*[[Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children]].  Because it's the logical choice, since the peculiar children will be the ones to close Wikipedia, and since we didn't read about them fast enough we couldn't stop it. '''[[User:Pumagirl7|<span style="color:dodgerblue; font-family:book antiqua;">Pumagirl7</span>]]''' <sup>''' [[User talk:Pumagirl7|Leave a message]]'''</sup> 21:16, 14 June 2011 (UTC)
*[[Uselessness of Wikipedia theorem#Proofs]]. Of course, Jimbo Wales will read this, realize Wikipedia is useless, and then close it down. [[User:CarnivorousGnomeCatuse|CarnivorousGnomeCatuse]] ([[User talk:CarnivorousGnomeCatuse|talk]]) 03:54, 9 January 2012 (UTC)
*[[Image:Eye_of_the_Basilisk.jpg]] - Good luck editing/deleting it! [[User:BlueRoll18|BlueRoll18]] ([[User talk:BlueRoll18|talk]]) 05:53, 3 February 2013 (UTC)
**[[Screen reader]]s might be useful on this one. [[User:Double sharp|Double sharp]] ([[User talk:Double sharp|talk]]) 10:16, 27 September 2015 (UTC)
*[[Milliways—but real]] [[User:Ravenclawjedi42|Ravenclawjedi42]] ([[User talk:Ravenclawjedi42|talk]]) 11:39, 30 October 2023 (UTC)

==History==
*[[Vacuum decay event of ####]], where #### is the year the [[vacuum decay]] event happened. Or maybe not, because the vacuum decay state would spread as fast as the news! Let's start a pool to find out what year #### is. Maybe 4242? [[User:RafChem|RafChem]] ([[User talk:RafChem|talk]]) 21:17, 20 December 2016 (UTC)
*[[Destruction of the Internet]] [[User:Cheesenik!]] 22:13, 2 April 2009 - Because Wikipedia articles on major cataclysms always pop up literal seconds after they have began or occurred. Thus, in the few nanoseconds before the Internet crashes forever and every website (including Wikipedia) is deleted, Wikipedia will have an article on it, complete with edits, vandalisms, a "Current Event" tag. It will even be featured in [[Portal:Current events|the Current Events portal]].
**And it will have 1,472,580,400,000 views in those last nanosecond, and then nearly deleted for being a hoax.&mdash; [[User:JJBers|JJBers]] ([[User Talk:JJBers|talk]]) 19:39, 19 October 2016 (UTC)
*[[Why the Zombies won]] Anon 00:55, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
*[[Heat death of the univ]] [[User:Mark J|Mark J]] 17:49, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
*[[The end of the American occupation of Iraq]] - Everything will happen first. [[User:Afonso Silva|Afonso Silva]] 14:20, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[The Russian nuclear weapon system]] Describing precisely how to launch each of the warheads all in one go, without needing to be the Russian Head of State or defence minister. [[User:Lgriot|Lgriot]] 17:02, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
*[[The end of World War III]] - Shortly after this article is written, the human race will cease to exist;). [[User:Toonmon2005|Toonmon2005]] 01:52, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia is Shut Down after Hostile Take Over by Agressive Monkeys]] - Should happen around spring, 2008. --[[User:Tree Biting Conspiracy|<font style="background:red" color="#FFFF00">'''TBC'''</font>]][[User talk:Tree Biting Conspiracy|<small style="color:red;">TaLk?!?</small>]] 06:11, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
:But spring is going to end! [[User:Alexius08|Alexius08]] [[User talk:Alexius08|is welcome to talk]] [[Special:Contributions/Alexius08|about his contributions]]. 13:36, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
::At least [[User:Jim.henderson#Million monkeys|one user]] seems to think that agressive monkeys would be an improvement. [[User:Spinningspark|'''<span style="background:#FFF090;color:#00C000">Sp<span style="background:#FFF0A0;color:#80C000">in<span style="color:#C08000">ni</span></span><span style="color:#C00000">ng</span></span><span style="color:#2820F0">Spark</span>''']] 19:15, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
:::It probably would be --[[User:Rockstone35|<span style="color:#DF0101"><b>Rockstone</b></span>]][[User talk:Rockstone35|<span style="color:black"><b><small>talk to me!</small></b></span>]] 14:13, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*[[The Day of Many Improbable Events]] - In one day, Hell freezes over, the Cubs win the World Series, the United States adopts the metric system, The Simpsons gets cancelled, and many other improbable events occur, including Wikipedia being shut down, which is caused by the zombie of [[William Howard Taft]]. [[User:Psycho Kirby|Psycho Kirby]] 22:45, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
:You forgot to mention England winning the World Cup '''and''' the Ashes. [[User:193.122.47.162|193.122.47.162]] 18:51, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
::I dunno bout the Hell one being so ulikely, it's already [[It Snows In Hell|started snowing]]. ;-) [[User:Blood Red Sandman|<font color="red">'''Blood Red Sandman'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Blood Red Sandman|<font color="red">(Talk)</font>]]  [[Special:Contributions/Blood Red Sandman|<font color="red">(Contribs)</font>]]</sup> 15:29, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
:::Sorry, the Cubs won the world series. [[Special:Contributions/73.65.226.228|73.65.226.228]] ([[User talk:73.65.226.228|talk]]) 00:51, 20 November 2016 (UTC)
:::And there are actual places in [[Hell, California|California]], [[Hell, Norway|Norway]] etc. actually called Hell. [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 18:14, 5 June 2023 (UTC)
*[[The Apocalypse]] after a curious idiot (me) finds an M16 and starts a full blown nuclear war between the US and China and UK and everyone else who was nukes. But everyone who don't have nukes just gets killed anyway. Then I take over, build Death Star III and blow up the Earth including the Wikipedia servers. Then I'll blow up the ones in orbit, on Mars, and on the Moon using my Super Star Destroyer [[User:Little Darius Penguin|Little Darius Penguin]] 03:44, 4 November 2006 (UTC).
*[[Aarrrgghh...]] as chiseled into stone by Joseph of Arimathea.
*[[Wikipedia: where it went wrong]] summary of the book.  [[User:John Reaves|John Reaves]] 23:17, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
*[[The Heat Death of the Observable Universe - One man's opinion.]] but it will be deleted by a bot for violating [[WP:OR]] [[User:NipokNek|NipokNek]] 21:04, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
*[[Second Life-Real Life War]] - It's got to happen sooner or later, surely, and could take civilisation with it. [[User:BlueCanary|BlueCanary]] 16:37, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
*[[Your New Insect Overlords and How to Welcome Them]] - Unfortunately, an edit war ensues over placement of commas and nobody has a chance to read the article, resulting in the death of humankind. &nbsp;<small><span style="border: 1px solid orange; -moz-border-radius:10px">[[User:Dangerousnerd|'''<span style="background-color:White; color:black; -moz-border-radius-topleft:10px; -moz-border-radius-bottomleft:10px">&nbsp;&nbsp;DangerousNerd&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>''']][[User talk:Dangerousnerd|<span style="background-color:orange; color:white; -moz-border-radius-bottomleft:10px; -moz-border-radius-topleft:10px">&nbsp;&nbsp;talk&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>]][[Special:Contributions/Dangerousnerd|<span style="background-color:orange; color:white">&nbsp;&nbsp;contribs&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>]][[Special:Emailuser/Dangerousnerd|<span style="background-color:orange; color:white; -moz-border-radius-bottomright:10px; -moz-border-radius-topright:10px">&nbsp;&nbsp;email&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 19:34, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
*[[2100 Wikimedia server room fire]] (hope not!) [[User:Blood Red Sandman|<font color="red">'''Blood Red Sandman'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Blood Red Sandman|<font color="red">(Talk)</font>]]  [[Special:Contributions/Blood Red Sandman|<font color="red">(Contribs)</font>]]</sup> 11:38, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[You Suckers!]] A rat gets hold of the last human being on Earth, and the poor guy shouts "You Suckers", which he quickly wrote on Wikipedia with the help of the rat's laptop. The title of the article is in memory of the humans. Pun intended [[User:Angcr|Angcr]] 12:03, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[History of the destruction of planet Earth]] - well....I guess. --[[User:Hirohisat|<font color="blue" face="Times new roman" size="3">Hirohisat</font>]] <strong><sup>[[User talk:Hirohisat|<font color="green" face="Times new roman">Kiwi</font>]]</sup></strong> 19:21, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia is nationalized by the US government]] [[User:Marlith|<b><font color="Green">'''Marlith'''</font></b>]] [[User_Talk:Marlith|<font color="brown"><sup><small>'''T'''</small></sup></font>]]/[[Special:Contributions/Marlith|<font color="brown"><small>'''C'''</small></font>]] 03:25, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
*"[[The Day After the End of Time|End of the world]]"-[[User:Computer97|Computer97]] ([[User talk:Computer97|talk]]) 21:48, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
*[[2047 pandemy]]
*[[Closing of Wikipedia]] --[[User:Chinneeb|Chinneeb]]<sub>[[User_talk:Chinneeb|my talk]]</sub> 05:54, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
*[[North Korean Death Star Crisis]] --[[Special:Contributions/24.14.73.183|24.14.73.183]] ([[User talk:24.14.73.183|talk]]) 00:07, 19 November 2011 (UTC)
*[[Second Great Depression]], when the Wikimedia Foundation lacks the funds to support Wikipedia. [[Special:Contributions/98.240.240.105|98.240.240.105]] ([[User talk:98.240.240.105|talk]]) 23:01, 25 December 2011 (UTC)
*[[Battle of Amsterdam (20100)]], between the Netherlands and the [[The Race (Worldwar)|Race]], in which Wikipedia's last servers are destroyed.  The last edit ever made will detail the Race breaking into the server room and starting the firefight with the Dutch in which the servers are destroyed. [[User:Whoop whoop pull up|Whoop whoop pull up]] <sup>[[User talk:Whoop whoop pull up|[!]whining Betty]] | [[Special:Contributions/Whoop whoop pull up|Averted crashes]]</sup> 02:54, 22 July 2012 (UTC)
*[[The Complete History of Wikipedia]] That'll include the end of it. ----EvanJM42
*[[Peace at last]], except too late. Happy New Year? [[User:Jim Derby|Jim Derby]] ([[User talk:Jim Derby|talk]]) 17:09, 1 January 2013 (UTC)
*[[Collapse of Wikipedia]]--[[User:Seonookim|Seonookim]] ([[User talk:Seonookim|talk]]) 06:28, 20 January 2013 (UTC)
*[[Collapse of the Kingdom of Antarctica]] - Last human civilization collapses, remnants of humanity splits into higher-beings who don't need Wikipedia and primitives who reject technology. The fleeing king writes this last article as a memory of what once was.--[[User:T. Anthony|T. Anthony]] ([[User talk:T. Anthony|talk]]) 03:46, 28 September 2013 (UTC)
*[[Ninth Globnakian-Chinese War]] How the Globnaks from Planet Xing Mao defeated the Chinese in the year 4321 and destroyed life, the universe, and everything. [[Special:Contributions/99.168.122.151|99.168.122.151]] ([[User talk:99.168.122.151|talk]]) 22:25, 16 October 2013 (UTC)
*[[Why the Mayans were right]]. Chronicles the discovery that [[2012 phenomenon|our interpretation]] of the Mayan calendar was correct in all regards, except for the date! Hey, nobody's perfect! <span style="text-shadow: 4px 4px 12px #ceff00, -4px -4px 12px #ceff00;">[[User:Etamni|Etamni]]&nbsp;&#124;&nbsp;[[User_talk:Etamni|&#9993;&nbsp;]]&#124;&nbsp;[[Special:Contributions/Etamni|✓]]&nbsp;</span> 23:09, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
*[[Legio XXX Classica]] I would likely finally get around to making it right before humanity died knowing my luck. [[User:Iazyges|Iazyges]] ([[User talk:Iazyges|talk]]) 04:42, 12 September 2016 (UTC)
*[[Evacuation of Earth]] [[User:Raymond1922A|Raymond1922]] ([[User talk:Raymond1922A|talk]]) 03:42, 22 September 2016 (UTC)
*[[That time everyone loses their limbs, real, prosthetic, and imagined, and thus becomes incapable of using computer keyboards]]. Sea Captain Cormac 18:55, 12 October 2017 (UTC)
**Thoughts could be used? Also, what if that actually turns out to be just a piece of art? [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 19:21, 2 December 2023 (UTC)
*[[2036 nuclear attack on China]] Shortly after, Chinese nukes will detonate in the ionosphere above the United States, incapacitating all Internet communications in the region, including WMF's servers. ([[User:JayPlaysStuff|'''JayPlaysStuff''']] &#124; [[User talk:JayPlaysStuff|''talk to me'']] &#124; [[Special:Contributions/JayPlaysStuff|''What I've been up to'']]) 13:09, 28 September 2021 (UTC)
* [[Last page for real, shut the hell up!!!]] The Great Zombie-Monkey-Cat-Pizza War of the 2030's has caused the sun to become so bright that the earth only has a mere 10 seconds left. nearing the final second, several other users try to start an edit war to make the final page, resulting in the titular page.[[User:Supernintendoman128|Supernintendoman128]] ([[User talk:Supernintendoman128|talk]]) 17:24, 8 August 2023 (UTC)

==Politics==
*[[USA RAPTURE Act]], passed in 2009 by the Bush administration, outlawing the GFDL as a tool of terrorism and enemies of the faith. Jimbo Wales is extradited to Uzbekistan for interrogation. [[User:Dbachmann|dab]] <small>[[User_talk:Dbachmann|('''ᛏ''')]]</small> 10:58, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
:Somehow that seems unlikely now... [[User:68.39.174.238|68.39.174.238]] 06:57, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
*[[Don't Hate Me Act]] - also passed in 2009 after Jimbo Wales formed an army of super intelligent mole people to vanquish Bush once and for all. Obviously, Congress wins the battle and is immediately sent to planet Y... for some reason. [[User:71.96.179.40|71.96.179.40]] 23:57, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[Hate Bush Act]], passed by the people in the summer of 2009 as we hear about it on TV , article written by someone who has forseen that this will be the last article because the Anti-Bush people who work for Wikipedia changed the name to HBApedia.
*[[All mistakes done by politicians]]. --[[User:Junafani|<font color="gray">juna</font>]][[User talk:Junafani|<font color="gray">fani</font>]] 11:36, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[All political process subsumed into one global wiki]] no more elections but lots of Arbcom. [[User:Lumos3|Lumos3]] ([[User talk:Lumos3|talk]]) 22:28, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
*[[That's no moon, its a space station]]  [[Special:Contributions/65.167.146.130|65.167.146.130]] ([[User talk:65.167.146.130|talk]]) 15:38, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
*[[President Sarah Palin]] 'Nuff said. [[User:Bobamnertiopsis|<font color="660000" face="Andalus">'''Bob'''</font><font color="00FFCC">Amnertiopsis</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Bobamnertiopsis|∴]]<sub>[[User talk:Bobamnertiopsis|<span style="color:#FF9999;font-family:Tunga;">ChatMe!</span>]]</sub> 01:42, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
*[[List of people who hate Sarah Palin]] List would be so long that it will crash the internet. [[Special:Contributions/24.14.73.183|24.14.73.183]] ([[User talk:24.14.73.183|talk]]) 22:38, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
*[[Restrict Entire Internet Network (law)]] - Will cause the permanent shutdown of Wikipedia and thousands of other websites (sch as Google, Yahoo, Facebook, Twitter, etc. in about summer 2016. [[User:M&#39;encarta|M&#39;encarta]] ([[User talk:M&#39;encarta|talk]]) 02:58, 19 February 2012 (UTC)
*[[Rocky XXXVI]] Rocky Balboa fights his final match at the ripe old age of 102, and just barely loses when the judges award his opponent, 29-year old [[George Forman III]] the victor. [[User:Amymoten|Amymoten]] ([[User talk:Amymoten|talk]]) 04:16, 19 February 2013 (UTC)
*[[Interplanetary reactions to the 2449 Ganymede Uprising]] - Last article written before St. Petersburg is destroyed by a Coalition bombardment. [[User:Raan0001|Raan0001]] ([[User talk:Raan0001|talk]]) 01:51, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
*[[President Donald Trump]] [[User:ThePlatypusofDoom|ThePlatypusofDoom]]  [[User talk:ThePlatypusofDoom|(Talk)]] 17:48, 6 May 2016 (UTC)
*[[Criticism of President Trump]] or something along those lines. [[User:RafChem|RafChem]] ([[User talk:RafChem|talk]]) 21:22, 20 December 2016 (UTC)
*[[President Hillary Clinton]] - '''[[User:Champion|<big>C</big><small>HAMPION</small>]]''' <sup>([[User_talk:Champion#Top|talk]]) ([[Special:Contributions/Champion|contributions]]) ([[Special:Logs/Champion|logs]]) </sup> 07:33, 8 February 2017 (UTC)
*[[Terran constitutional crisis, 2239]]: The conflict over the morality of the constitution of a united Earth, which ultimately breaks into nuclear war, ending life before an article on the war itself can be created. --[[User:Deuteranopia|Deuter]][[User_talk:Deuteranopia|anopia]] 17:45, 30 April 2018 (UTC)
*[[Extraterrestrials put end to WWIII]] ~ ''[[User:ONUnicorn|<span style="color:#0cc">ONUnicorn</span>]]''<sup>([[User talk:ONUnicorn|Talk]]&#124;[[Special:Contributions/ONUnicorn|Contribs]])</sup><small>[[WP:P&amp;S|problem solving]]</small> 18:14, 23 January 2020 (UTC)
*[[Farage ministry]] [[User:Kinopiko|<span style="color:#F3C">'''Kinopiko'''</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Kinopiko|talk]]</sup> 06:12, 5 July 2024 (UTC)

==Mathematics==
*The equation, when processed, that will create a virus destroying Wikipedia. [[Special:Contributions/75.72.135.230|75.72.135.230]] ([[User talk:75.72.135.230|talk]]) 02:03, 8 March 2011 (UTC)
*[[The equation that destroys the world upon being uttered or written down]]: - Someone might actually write an article on this idea in fiction; alternatively, someone might write an article on the equation... [[User:Melchoir|Melchoir]] 01:51, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[:Category:Categories that do not contain themselves]] &ndash; [[Special:Contributions/188.221.240.150|188.221.240.150]] ([[User talk:188.221.240.150|talk]]) 01:11, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
*[[The infinite sic paradox]]: Somebody uses a bot script to write down the full paradox (in which a person is unsure how to spell [[sic]] and so adds it again afterwards, and so again..., like [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic] [sic]…), and Wikipedia explodes. ~ <span class="plainlinks">[[User:Ghelae#|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#FFD700;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">{{{1|}}} Ghelæ {{{2|}}}</span>]]</span><sup><span class="plainlinks">[[User talk:Ghelae#|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#C0C0C0;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">talk</span>]]</span></sup><sub><span class="plainlinks">[[Special:Contributions/Ghelae|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#CD7F32;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">contribs</span>]]</span></sub> 15:26, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
**Alternatively the content is <nowiki>[sic]<br>{{ {{PAGENAME}} }}</nowiki> ~ <span class="plainlinks">[[User:Ghelae#|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#FFD700;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">{{{1|}}} Ghelæ {{{2|}}}</span>]]</span><sup><span class="plainlinks">[[User talk:Ghelae#|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#C0C0C0;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">talk</span>]]</span></sup><sub><span class="plainlinks">[[Special:Contributions/Ghelae|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#CD7F32;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">contribs</span>]]</span></sub> 18:01, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
***That would lead to a template self-reference, as the template <tt><nowiki>Template:{{PAGENAME}}</nowiki></tt> would try to include itself. [[User:Jon Harald Søby|Jon]] [[User talk:Jon Harald Søby|Harald]] [[:no:Bruker:Jhs|Søby]] 19:44, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
***:Actually, if there's no Template:The infinite sic paradox, then this'd appear: "[[Template:The infinite sic paradox]]" (as if it weren't transcluded but just linked to without transclusion). [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 19:24, 2 December 2023 (UTC)
***Fortunately, [[m:Help:Template|MediaWiki templates are slightly too robust for that]]. :P —[[User:Simetrical|Simetrical]] ([[User talk:Simetrical|talk]]&nbsp;•&nbsp;[[Special:Contributions/Simetrical|contribs]]) 15:54, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
****That's <s>a shame...</s> good. ~ <span class="plainlinks">[[User:Ghelae#|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#FFD700;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">{{{1|}}} Ghelæ {{{2|}}}</span>]]</span><sup><span class="plainlinks">[[User talk:Ghelae#|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#C0C0C0;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">talk</span>]]</span></sup><sub><span class="plainlinks">[[Special:Contributions/Ghelae|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#CD7F32;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">contribs</span>]]</span></sub> 07:17, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[x≠x]] The universe will collapse.--[[User:Anakata|Anakata]] 01:53, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
*[[42 (answer)]] --[[User:Joe Schmedley|Joe Schme]]<sup>([[User talk:Joe Schmedley|ssages]])</sup>[[User:Joe Schmedley/Userboxes|dley]] 21:49, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
:*'''Comment''' Someone seems to have made that article ([[User:JayPlaysStuff|'''JayPlaysStuff''']] &#124; [[User talk:JayPlaysStuff|''talk to me'']] &#124; [[Special:Contributions/JayPlaysStuff|''What I've been up to'']]) 13:14, 28 September 2021 (UTC)
*[[Last digit of pi]]. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez]] [[User talk:Nintendorulez|talk]] 19:50, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
**NO, wait.  Someone enters a formulas for finding all digits of pi and some idiot (* cough Zach Fisher cough*) uses his computer to find it, but his computer explodes therefore releasing a virus into Wikipedia, thereby DESTROYING THE SPACE-TIME CONTINIUM AND DESTROYING LIFE ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  just a theory.  :) --[[User:Spider1224|Spider1224]] 22:50, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
***GREAT SCOOT! --[[User:BlackKnight|BlackKnight]] ([[User talk:BlackKnight|talk]]) 05:32, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
* [[The proof of the Riemann hypothesis]] - after that there will be no more point for life. [[User:Liransh|Liransh]] 12:13, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

*[[1+1=59.6421rand#rand#rand#...3]] [[User:Zginder|Zginder]] 22:11, 13 August 2007 (UTC) This is followed by all of Wikipedia's servers trying to prove that there are an infinite number of non-repeating digits but the terminating digit is 3, but all they will be able to calculate in their feeble possessors is 1+1=2, so they keep on trying.

*[[How to divide by zero]]; [[User:Leafsfan67|Go]][[User talk:Leafsfan67|<sup>Leafs</sup>]][[Special:Contributions/Leafsfan67|Go]] 02:39, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
**Division by zero is possible using the [[projectively extended real line]]. [[User:Eli355|Eli355]] ([[User talk:Eli355|talk]]) 20:41, 17 June 2018 (UTC)

*[[Proof that mathematics is consistent]] [[User:Double sharp|Double sharp]] ([[User talk:Double sharp|talk]]) 04:30, 28 December 2011 (UTC)
*recursive references --[[User:069952497a]]

==Science==
*[[Vogon Constructor Ship Fleet]] [[Special:Contributions/46.132.184.196|46.132.184.196]] ([[User talk:46.132.184.196|talk]]) 16:51, 16 July 2018 (UTC)
*[[Ice-Nine (McDonnell-Douglas)]][[User:Mercurywoodrose|Mercurywoodrose]] ([[User talk:Mercurywoodrose|talk]]) 00:17, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
:*Yeah, for those of you who liked the show ''[[Person of Interest (TV series)|Person of Interest]]''. [[User:Matthieueagan|Mathieueagan]] ([[User talk:Matthieueagan]]) 01:17, June 24, 2018 (UTC)
*[[Dr. Timothy Taylor]] The Superstar himself, after declaring total world domination and becoming the international dictator of High School Economics Videos, will delete all [[Wikipedia]] articles and make himself one, the final one. BB.
*[[Senor Scinto]] Him and his nemesis Senor Walshinator will join forces to be the last article on the [[Great Encyclopedia]] BB.
*[[Earth (asteroid)]]  
*[[Global warming temperature record]]. At least no technical device will work afterwards. --[[User:Brandmeister|Brand]] [[User talk:Brandmeister|спойт]] 12:14, 11 June 2007 (UTC) 
*[[\system(rm -rf /*)]] - Wikipedia is caught off-guards by a tragic execution overflow.  --[[User:Cyde|<font style="background: #000000" face="Impact" color="#00a5ff">Cyde Weys</font>]] 06:51, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[SN 2010A (Sol)]] - Compare with [[SN 1987A]].-[[User:Gadfium|gadfium]] 23:35, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[End of the universe by the Big Crunch]] - Will be featured on the Main Page as the "In the news" headline, before the Wikipedia servers collapse with the entire universe in the [[Big Crunch]]. -- [[User:King of Hearts|King of Hearts]] | [[User talk:King of Hearts|(talk)]] 18:13, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
:*Which would be followed some time later (as per [[Asimov]]'s [[The Last Question]]) with the concise yet commanding [[Let there be Light|first article of the New Wikipedia]]. But that belongs in a different pool. [[User:Lowerarchy|Lowerarchy]] 21:17, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
*[[How everything came from nothing]] - everyones question answered good night thanks for listening now over to the news.... lc3po
*[[Quantum Black Hole Safety]] - How to prevent man-made mini-black holes from escaping from the laboratory and dropping into the Earth's core and swallowing the planet next time. --<font style="background: #0000AA" face="verdana" color="#FFFFFF">[[User:Endomion|<font color="white"><strong>Ruby</strong></font>]] </font> 05:22, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[lists of easy ways to destroy the world]] - Lets try not to make this list.--[[User:Holocron|Holocron]] 18:21, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[technological singularity of 2067]], shortly after being marked with a "current event" tag, and immediately before takeover by post-human intelligence.  [[User:Antandrus|Antandrus ]] [[User_talk:Antandrus|(talk)]] 18:31, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[UuU]]. After the slowly decelerating expansion of the universe turns backwards upon itself. ([[User:ESkog|ESkog]])<sup>([[User talk:ESkog|Talk]])</sup> 23:37, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
*:'''Comment'''.  The inside joke, for those who don't know, is that the oldest verifiable edit on Wikipedia was in the article [[Wikipedia:UuU]].  The abbreviation "UuU" used to be the abbreviation for the 111th chemical compound on the [[periodic table]], which has been renamed [[Roentgenium]]. [[User:YechielMan|YechielMan]] 22:38, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
*::The designation of the 111th chemical ''element'' (not compound!) was Uuu, a capital U and 2 lowercase ones (not a capital, a lowercase and another capital one). [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 16:52, 5 June 2023 (UTC)
*[[3 easy steps to building your own nuclear weapon]].--'''[[User:God_of_War|God of]][[User Talk:God_of_War| War]]''' 07:10, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
::we pretty much have that with our description of the gun type U-235 weapon. fortunetly our instructions on how to isolate the U-235 are less simple to follow.[[User:Geni|Geni]] 03:43, 12 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[The destruction of the Sun]]; the article will be very short, as whoever will be writing it will die a cold, long death.  --[[User:D.Penner|Bad Speler]] 01:22, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[how to delete the entire internet in one simple keystroke]] [[User:Pellaken|Pellaken]] 07:44, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
:*Nope. [[Wikipedia:Articles for Deletion/how to delete the entire internet in one simple keystroke]]. ^_^ --[[Special:Contributions/24.123.0.130|24.123.0.130]] ([[User talk:24.123.0.130|talk]]) 15:55, 31 October 2009 (UTC)
*[[Cure for Cancer]] [[User:Acetic Acid|Acetic Acid]] 10:53, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[Cure for the common cold]] --[[User:Army1987|Army1987]] 12:29, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of chemical reactions that will destroy all human knowledge]] because the first person who reads this will try one of them. - [[User:FreakyFlyBry|FreakyFlyBry]] 05:29, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[Feline tongue eating]] - a little known habit, which is the origin of the phrase "cat got your tongue?" [[User:Morwen|Morwen]] - [[User_talk:Morwen|Talk]] 19:19, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[Big Bang No.2]] Bye Bye!!! I mean it. Game Over. The End. BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was that too many !? [[User:JoshuaArgent|JoshuaArgent]] 08:18, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[Solar expansion]]--[[User:Keycard|'''Keycard''']] <sup>([[User talk:Keycard|talk]])</sup> 09:13, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
::On thinking about it, [[solar expansion]] would no doubt be a [[Wikipedia:Featured articles|featured article]]...first hand experience!--[[User:Keycard|'''Keycard''']] <sup>([[User talk:Keycard|talk]])</sup> 09:14, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::If it's first hand experience, it'll be original research. Ergo, delete. [[User:Jon Harald Søby|Jon]] [[User talk:Jon Harald Søby|Harald]] [[:no:Bruker:Jhs|Søby]] 19:45, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
::::Then it'll double as the last article deleted (by a human). Twice the winner. [[User:Wipe|Wipe]] 23:08, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
*[[Timecube proven correct]] [[User:SigPig|SigPig]] 09:04, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
* The conclusion of the [[Oscillating Universe Theory]]
* [[The meta-human net]] making all human knowledge accessable directly from one brain to another
* [[Planet of the Apes is nonfiction]], and apes destroy the human race, therefore, no more Wikipedia. --[[User:Primate|<span style="color:#66AAFF;">Primat</span>]][[Wikipedia:Esperanza|<span style="color:#00FF00;">e</span>]][[User_talk:Primate|<sup style="color:#9966FF;">#101</sup>]] 19:02, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[How the world ended]]--[[User:Acebrock|Acebrock]] 07:25, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
*[[Black hole detected within 384,400 km of Earth]] -- [[User:Altopian|Altopian]] 06:03, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
*[[(29075) 1950 DA impact]] (see [[(29075) 1950 DA]]) '''<font color="#FF0000 ">[[User:Hut 8.5|Hut]] [[User talk:Hut 8.5|8.5]]</font>''' 20:17, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
*:Unless said asteroid becomes named. In this case, the asteroid's name were before the word "impact" instead of the provisional designation. [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 16:54, 5 June 2023 (UTC)
* VFD on last article apart from [[Heat death of the universe]] as non-notable. —[[User:Random832|Random832]]<small>2007-01-25 17:58 [[User talk:Random832|UT]][[Special:Contributions/Random832|C]] (01/25 12:58 EST)</small> 17:58, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
*[[Large-Scale Antimatter Creation]] which leads to the planet vanishing in a blinding flash of light. Granted, it won't last long, as it will be annihilated with the "aidepikiW" article "]]noitaerC rettamitnA elacS-egraL[[" [[User:Gorank4|Gorank4]] 19:41, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
:Won't this article be a redirect from (or to) [[Angels and Demons]]? :-) [[User:193.122.47.162|193.122.47.162]] 18:58, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
*[[Exactly what the Universe is and why it is here]] - "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something more bizarrely inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." --[[User:Poochy|Poochy]] 04:33, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
*[[Solar Eclipse of 2100]] - By 2100, the world will have so much Technology that Wikipedia will shut down because there will be something else to replace it. But right before Wikipedia shuts down, someone will create this Article. [[User:Nocturnal Wanderer|Nocturnal]] [[User talk:Nocturnal Wanderer|<span style="color:orange">'''Wanderer'''</span>]] [[User:Nocturnal Wanderer/Autographs|<sup style="color:green;">'''sign'''</sup>]] 01:45, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
: Which one? (There's going to be two in 2100 - an annular one in March, and a total one in September.)
*[[.wiki]]. Because of the growing popularity of wikis, ICANN creates a new [[gTLD]] specifically for them. Wikipedia then moves to a new .wiki domain, thus this would be the last article on wikipedia.org. [[User:Morgan Wick|Morgan Wick]] 20:20, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
*[[Practical experience of the Omega point]]- for those not in the know, see the master of pseudoscience, [[Omega point (Tipler)Frank J. Tipler#The Omega Point|Tipler]].--[[User:Rossheth|Rossheth]] | [[User talk:Rossheth|Talk to me]] 11:03, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
*[[The group of monkeys who randomly typed Wikipedia]] Sequel to the Shakespearean work.[[User:MortimerCat|MortimerCat]] ([[User talk:MortimerCat|talk]]) 08:10, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
* [[List of Earth destroying meteorites]] (The list is longer than you think.) [[User:James Lednik|James Lednik]] ([[User talk:James Lednik|talk]]) 14:27, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
*[[Every particle in the universe's exact location, speed, and direction]]  who needs anything else? [[User:Squid tamer|Squid tamer]] ([[User talk:Squid tamer|talk]]) 04:19, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
*:According to this title, the location, speed and direction belongs to the universe, in which "every particle" is. [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 16:57, 5 June 2023 (UTC)
: Not even Wikipedia can defeat Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, sadly. [[User:Phase Theory|PT]] ([[User talk:Phase Theory|talk]]) 17:01, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
*[[List of giant asteroids that are currently impacting the Earth AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!]] It will be a very long list. --[[User:Sapphire Flame|Sapphire Flame]] ([[User talk:Sapphire Flame|talk]]) 13:33, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
*:Then renamed to a version without the scream. And deleted after some time. [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 18:18, 5 June 2023 (UTC)
*[[Really Really Really Large Hadron Collider]] - You know how they said the [[Large Hadron Collider]] will create a black hole which will destroy the Earth? This one actually will. And will be switched on by somebody called [[Journey's End (Doctor Who)|Osterhagen]]. [[User:DitzyNizzy|DitzyNizzy (aka Jess)]] ([[User talk:DitzyNizzy|talk]]) 13:33, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
*[[Asteroid, the size of Russia, to impact in twenty seconds]], will be a very short stub. [[User:RockManQ|<font color=#808080>'''RockManQ'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:RockManQ|(talk)]]</sup> 20:19, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
*[[The power of Yellowstone]]-Someone decides to make it when they see curious smoke pouring out of the top[[User:Willski72|Willski72]] ([[User talk:Willski72|talk]]) 09:38, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
*[[Nature of the Universe]] - "The universe is a spheroid region, 705 meters in diameter." --[[User:Smallhacker|Smallhacker]] ([[User talk:Smallhacker|talk]]) 01:47, 10 November 2011 (UTC)
*[[Brain Theories]] - How to protect yourself from [[string theory]] and their [[P-brane|pea brains (zombie)]]... [[Special:Contributions/24.14.73.183|24.14.73.183]] ([[User talk:24.14.73.183|talk]]) 22:44, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
*[[Great Solar Explosion]], destroying the solar system. [[Special:Contributions/98.240.240.105|98.240.240.105]] ([[User talk:98.240.240.105|talk]]) 23:05, 25 December 2011 (UTC)
*[[Element {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]*100, because it is so radioactive that it vaporises the entire planet, including Wikipedia. [[User:Double sharp|Double sharp]] ([[User talk:Double sharp|talk]]) 04:34, 28 December 2011 (UTC)
*[[An asteroid the size of the Pacific will impact Earth in fifteen seconds]], the content will be something like "AAHHH!!!!". <span style="border:1px solid darkred;background:#000">[[User:StevenD99|<span style="color:#850">Ste</span>]][[User talk:StevenD99 #top|<span style="color:#380">ven</span>]][[User:StevenD99/guestbook|<span style="color:#07C">D99</span>]]</span> 04:03, 25 July 2014 (UTC)
*[[e44 (atomic bomb)]], an article stating "e44 is an atomic bomb deployed 22 seconds ago - it will strike New York City in 54 seconds. It has 15 YT (yottatons) of [[TNT]], and is as explosive as 100 hypernovæ." (note: "e44" is the last 3 characters in the string "THE END", encoded in hexadecimal.) [[User:EnigmaLord515|EnigmaLord515]] ([[User talk:EnigmaLord515|talk]]) 21:18, 25 October 2015 (UTC) ]
* [[How to make an Antimatter Bomb]] Someone's stupid enough to try this out, and the world explodes. [[User:ThePlatypusofDoom|ThePlatypusofDoom]]  [[User talk:ThePlatypusofDoom|(Talk)]] 17:40, 6 May 2016 (UTC)
*[[Fall of humanity's intelligence]]. <font face="Freestyle Script">[[User:Koridas|Kori<span style="color:#7e0380">das</span>]]</font> [[User talk:Koridas|📣]] 07:23, 16 July 2020 (UTC)
* [[List of ignored safety concerns in the Hyperlightspeed Reactor]], [[User:Pitohui202|Pitohui202]] ([[User talk:Pitohui202|talk]]) 22:39,28 March 2022(UTC)

==Computers==
*<s>[[Perl 6]]. The article already exists; the removal of {{tl|beta software}} from it will be the last ever edit on Wikipedia. --[[User:Amire80|Amir E. Aharoni]] 19:25, 10 September 2007 (UTC)</s> Oh well, {{tl|beta software}} doesn't exist anymore. I change this to [[Perl 6 in popular culture]]. --[[User:Amire80|Amir E. Aharoni]] ([[User talk:Amire80|talk]]) 10:00, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia Vandalism Virus]]. A virus spreads that uses the computers it infects to vandalise random Wikipedia articles, repetatively. Someone creates an article about the virus shortly before the Wikimedia servers overload and shut down from the strain. --[[User:Fardell]] 15:23, 15 September 2007 (UTC).
*[[WP:BORG]]. Resistance is futile. You '''will''' be assimilated. [[User:nneonneo|nneonneo]] <sup>[[User_talk:nneonneo|talk]]</sup> 05:49, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
*[[Help, were all gonna die in 5 seconds]] five seconds before the [[Y2K+38]] problem, that kills Wikipedia. --[[:User:MacMad|MacMad]]&nbsp;([[:User talk:MacMad|talk]]&nbsp;'''·''' [[:Special:Contributions/MacMad|contribs]]) &#xF8FF; would you like to play some [[User:MacMad/Chess|chess?]] 14:59, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
* [[Typing Google into Google]] - It's a little known fact that, if you do that, it'll create a self-refering paradox that causes life as we know it to end. [[User:DitzyNizzy|DitzyNizzy (aka Jess)]] ([[User talk:DitzyNizzy|talk]]) 09:37, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
** That does not create a paradox. It just displays a link that brings you back to Google. [[Special:Contributions/75.72.135.230|75.72.135.230]] ([[User talk:75.72.135.230|talk]]) 02:12, 8 March 2011 (UTC)
* [[Shutting down of Wikipedia]]
*[[If you spray concentrated chlorine gas into your computer it will turn into gold.  Honest!]]  [[Special:Contributions/65.167.146.130|65.167.146.130]] ([[User talk:65.167.146.130|talk]]) 15:48, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
* the 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 exabyte thumbdrive
*[[Virtual pencil sharpener software]] will be the last [[WP:DYK|DYK]] and will probably be a split from the [http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=Template:Did_you_know&oldid=2500457 very first one]. [[User:Spinningspark|'''<span style="background:#FFF090;color:#00C000">Sp<span style="background:#FFF0A0;color:#80C000">in<span style="color:#C08000">ni</span></span><span style="color:#C00000">ng</span></span><span style="color:#2820F0">Spark</span>''']] 21:40, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
*[[Artificial intelligence amelioration strategies]], translated into [[Naruan]]. Due to the multiple, hasty retranslations, wording will be awkward. If you want to help Wikipedia create the best final article ever, make sure a person with a better grasp of [[Tongan]] is by a mechanical radio at [[UTC+12|GMT 2035-11-15.438]].  ''<b>And cut that cable!</b>''   [[User:Sagittarian Milky Way|NGC]] [[User talk:Sagittarian Milky Way|2009]] 20:02, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
*[[Cybernet online]]- asking for it really[[User:Willski72|Willski72]] ([[User talk:Willski72|talk]]) 09:41, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
*[[Zero_day_attack#MediaWiki example]]
*[[Good bye, World!]] --[[User:BlackKnight|BlackKnight]] ([[User talk:BlackKnight|talk]]) 05:42, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
** '''Comment''': For those who did not get the in-joke, [[User:Jimbo Wales|Jimbo Wales]] claimed to make the first Wikipedia edit. The edit was a test edit saying, "Hello, World!" [[User:Agent 78787|Agent 78787]] ([[User talk:Agent 78787|talk]]) 01:03, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
*[[Deletion of Google]]- Google gets deleted, whole internet disintergrates before your very eyes. [[User:Doh5678|Doh5678]] ([[User talk:Doh5678|talk]]) 15:10, 13 March 2011 (UTC)
* [[Windows 14]] - the last operating system that Microsoft will make before being bought out by the Sony/Nintendo/Sega Corporation. [[User:GVnayR|GVnayR]] ([[User talk:GVnayR|talk]]) 03:54, 15 March 2011 (UTC)
* [[Ultimate Wikipedia Hacker]] - Someone hacks into wikipedia and creates this article before bring the entire system down. [[Special:Contributions/24.14.73.183|24.14.73.183]] ([[User talk:24.14.73.183|talk]]) 22:48, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
* [[Fork virus]] The virus replaces all pictures on the hard drive and on all websites the user visits to pictures of knives. Because the virus was created by Jimbo, Wikipedia is forcibly ultimate-protected (nobody can edit it except the Supreme Ruler of the World) [[User:2Awwsome|2Awwsome]]<sup>[[User talk:2Awwsome|Tell me where I screwed up]]. [[Special:Contributions/2Awwsome|See where I screwed up]]</sup> 18:47, 22 October 2013 (UTC)
*[[Mass consciousness upload]], where all human and other minds are merged into one massively redundant supercomputer, all knowledge is entirely directly linked, and the need for any extrasomatic information storage is eliminated. The database of Wikipedia will still exist in this group mind, just as all our edits are stored, but there will be no need for further articles, as all information observed by any one of the trillions of copies of this computer is instantaneously duplicated (ansible?) in all of the others.[[User:Mercurywoodrose|Mercurywoodrose]] ([[User talk:Mercurywoodrose|talk]]) 03:00, 13 February 2014 (UTC)
*[[The Great Internet Virus]], a virus which will completely attack the internet and shut down lots of popular sites including Wikipedia. <span style="border:1px solid darkred;background:#000">[[User:StevenD99|<span style="color:#850">Ste</span>]][[User talk:StevenD99 #top|<span style="color:#380">ven</span>]][[User:StevenD99/guestbook|<span style="color:#07C">D99</span>]]</span> 04:06, 25 July 2014 (UTC)
*[[The Wikiverse and the Internet merge]] [[User:Jackiespeel|Jackiespeel]] ([[User talk:Jackiespeel|talk]]) 18:13, 8 April 2015 (UTC)
*[[How to hack Wikipedia in 10 easy steps!]] Made by Willy on Wheels's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson. [[User:ThePlatypusofDoom|ThePlatypusofDoom]]  [[User talk:ThePlatypusofDoom|(Talk)]] 17:41, 6 May 2016 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia-Human Knowledge Archive transition]] - when humanity goes extinct. In the 5 nanoseconds before humanity goes extinct there will be 694,209,001 edits.
*[[The end of Net Neutrality]] - Companies will force people to pay to use Wikipedia, declining its usage rate so much that it will effectively fall apart. [[User:Potatornado|Potatornado]] ([[User talk:Potatornado|talk]]) 05:50, 25 November 2017 (UTC)
*[[The reason why no one uses internet anymore]] - a complete analysis about how the internet suddenly lost it's popularity. [[Special:Contributions/46.132.188.107|46.132.188.107]] ([[User talk:46.132.188.107|talk]]) 16:28, 11 February 2019 (UTC)
*[[Flow (forum software)]] - which becomes [[WP:N|Notable]] after global deployment across Wikipedia. See [[WP:Flow]]. [[User:Alsee|Alsee]] ([[User talk:Alsee|talk]]) 09:15, 5 May 2019 (UTC)

==Pop culture==
*[[This is the song that never ends]] - someone uses a bot script to add the full text of the song to Wikipedia (ignorant of the fact that it should go in Wikisource), and through a server quirk this script has sufficient priority to monopolize all resources keep even the devs from interrupting it. [[User_talk:Radiant!|<b><span style="color:#DD0000;">&gt;<span style="color:#FF6600;">R<span style="color:#FF9900;">a<span style="color:#FFCC00;">d<span style="color:#FFEE00;">i</span>a</span>n</span>t</span>&lt;</span></b>]] 00:14, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
**Someone can always just pull the plug. Then the madness that is wikipedia will end.--'''[[User:God_of_War|God of]][[User Talk:God_of_War| War]]''' 07:12, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
***[[Uncyclopedia:The Song That Never Ends]] —[[User:Simetrical|Simetrical]] ([[User talk:Simetrical|talk]]&nbsp;•&nbsp;[[Special:Contributions/Simetrical|contribs]]) 15:58, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[Number of times Pamela Anderson has undergone plastic surgery]]. Wiki will have a server overload because there won't be enough room to list each time. --'''[[User:Fbv65edel|Fbv]]'''[[User:Fbv65edel|<span style="color:red;">65</span>]]''[[User:Fbv65edel|edel]]'' <sup>([[User_talk:Fbv65edel|discuss]] | [[Special:Contributions/Fbv65edel|contribs]])</sup> 17:46, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[The guy on the Pringles can in popular culture]]. [[User:ObtuseAngle|ObtuseAngle]] 16:57, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
*[[Chinese Democracy (album)|Chinese Democracy]] because, it's never coming out.[[User:Doc Strange|Doc Strange]] 12:30, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
: From [[Chinese Democracy]]: ''Chinese Democracy is the sixth studio album by American rock band Guns N' Roses. It was released on November 23, 2008, worldwide, except in the United Kingdom on November 24, 2008.'' As you were saying. [[User:DitzyNizzy|<span style="color:purple">DitzyNizzy (aka Jess)</span>]]|[[User_talk:DitzyNizzy|<span style="color:purple">(talk to me)</span>]]|[[Special:Contributions/DitzyNizzy|<span style="color:purple">(What I've done)</span>]] 13:15, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
*[[Duke Nukem Forever]], said to be so-called after the amount of time it'll take to produce. :-) [[User:193.122.47.170|193.122.47.170]] 19:55, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
*[[List of people who have booed Ashlee Simpson]]. The article will get so long that it will cause the Wikipedia servers to crash. --[[User:Poochy|Poochy]] 05:43, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
*[[Itchyloinomon]], the final Pokemon.-[[User:Wafulz|Wafulz]] 14:02, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[Popular culture in popular culture]] '''[[User:Sceptre|Will]]''' <sup>([[User talk:Sceptre|talk]])</sup> 20:42, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
**[[Criticism of popular culture in popular culture]], an article which will itself contain separate "Criticism" and "In Popular Culture" sections.  --''[[User:Eastlaw|<span style="color:#810102">Eastlaw</span>]]'' <sup>''[[User talk:Eastlaw|talk]]''</sup>&nbsp;⁄&nbsp;<sub>''[[Special:Contributions/Eastlaw|contribs]]''</sub> 20:18, 10 March 2011 (UTC)
*[[The Last Ever Episode of The Simpsons]] Until their syndicated FOX will never let it die...     ...What, they already have been? <font face="Gill Sans MT">[[User_talk: HarrisonB|HarrisonB]]</font> - <small>[[Special:Contributions/HarrisonB|Conributions]]</small> 10:44, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
*[[We don't need no education]]-Pink Floyd rise up against Wikimedia singing this song and ultimately, blast the building with it. Larry Sanger goes insane about the song, kills everyone with a chainsaw, writes this article, then becomes a fascist waving this flag:

[[Image:Wikipedia bureaucrat.png]] Then he lives happily ever after, the end.--[[User:Editor510|Editor510]] ([[User talk:Editor510|talk]]) 14:48, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
**And before one of you links that redlink to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Another_brick_in_the_wall this page], it's there, so you have no reason.--[[User:Editor510|Editor510]] ([[User talk:Editor510|talk]]) 14:48, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
*[[The End of the Internet (website)]] - all the RC patrollers immediately follow the link in References, wonder what they are doing with their life and give up.  Wikipedia then collapses due to unmitigated vandalism.  [[User:Phase Theory|PT]] ([[User talk:Phase Theory|talk]]) 17:17, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
*[[Outline of the impact on Astrology of that big new planet that's just about to narrowly miss us]] ''[[User:WereSpielChequers|<span style="color:DarkGreen">Ϣere</span>]][[User talk:WereSpielChequers|<span style="color:DarkRed">Spiel</span>]]<span style="color:DarkOrange">Chequers</span>'' 22:54, 9 September 2009 (UTC)
*[[List of references to Yu-Gu-Oh! in Plan 9 from the Outer Space]] -  after the last article worth writing has been written, only a bot creating all articles in the form references to X in Y will be creating new (mostly zero-length) articles. This will be the last one of them. --[[User:DavidSpanel|DavidSpanel]] ([[User talk:DavidSpanel|talk]]) 20:28, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
*[[The return of Cthulhu]]. When [[Cthulhu]] returns Wikipedia will be the online encyclopedia of all madness, turning into [[Uncyclopedia]] and Uncyclopedia will take the place of Wikipedia [[User:Brad Troika|Brad Troika]] ([[User talk:Brad Troika|talk]]) 02:05, 13 January 2011 (UTC)
*[[Gran Turismo 10]] - the game that is constantly connected to your high speed internet access and allows you to drive 400 MPH vehicles right in your own neighborhood. [[User:GVnayR|GVnayR]] ([[User talk:GVnayR|talk]]) 03:53, 15 March 2011 (UTC)
*[[American Democracy is Fair]] Because that's not happening... Unless [[Bernie Sanders]] is elected...
*[[Madden NFL 87]] [[User:Almy|Almy]] ([[User talk:Almy|talk]]) 18:04, 8 March 2020 (UTC)
*[[Death, the final word]] as made quite clear in Monty Python's [[Life of Brian]]. [[User:Typhlosionator|Typhlosionator]] ([[User talk:Typhlosionator|talk]]) 20:42, 23 March 2020 (UTC)
*''[[The Restaurant at the End of the Universe]]'' - obviously - [[User:Smallbones|Smallbones]]<sub>([[User talk:Smallbones|<span style="color: #cc6600;">smalltalk</span>]])</sub> 21:28, 18 September 2020 (UTC)
* [[Titanfall 3]] - was finally released after the lengthy wait and the campaign wraps up the entire Titanfall universe with Frontier War II. [[Special:Contributions/180.252.26.141|180.252.26.141]] ([[User talk:180.252.26.141|talk]]) 02:06, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

==Law==
*[[Microsoft]]. In a brilliant legal move against competitors Netscape and Google, Microsoft patents the letter "E" and outlaws its usage by all third parties, using its squadron of top-notch lawyers to enforce this. Thus, Wikipodia is strippad of all articlys ixcapt for tha oon about Microsoft, which is kapt viry short. [[Usur_talk:Radiant!|<b><font color="#DD0000">&gt;<font color="#FF6600">R<font color="#FF9900">a<font color="#FFCC00">d<font color="#FFDD00">i</font>a</font>n</font>t</font>&lt;</font></b>]] 00:14, 2 Fibruary 2006 (UTC)
**Thæn wæ could just renamæ Wikipedia "Wikipædia", which usæs thæ ligaturæ "[[Æ]]" and not thæ lættær "E". And also usæ this ligaturæ to stand in for thæ fifth lættær of the Ænglish alphabæt in all othær articlæs. <sup>[[User:Protactinium-231/Guestbook|231]]</sup><sub>[[Special:Contributions/Protactinium-231|91]]</sub>[[User:Protactinium-231|Pa]] (''[[User talk:Protactinium-231|chat mæ!]]'') 12:24, 23 Novæmbær 2009 (UTC)
**[[Google]]. In a brilliant legal move against competitors Apple and Amazon (music distribution industry), Google patents the letter "A" and outlaws its usage by all third parties, using its legion of top-notch lawyers who have defected from Microsoft to enforce this. Thus Wikipedio is stripped of ull uhrticles except for the one 'bout Google, which is kept very short. --[[Special:Contributions/24.14.73.183|24.14.73.183]] ([[User talk:24.14.73.183|talk]]) 00:21, 19 November 2011 (UTC)
**Or [[Nintendo]]. In a brilliant legal move against competitors Microsoft and Sony, Nintendo patents the Letter S and outlaws it's usage by all third party, using its Japanese ninja lawyers to enforce this. 
*** Thuz, WIkipedia iz ztripped of all articlez except for thiz one, which iz kept very chort. --[[User:Dialh|Dial]] ([[User talk:Dialh|talk]]) 22:27, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
**:Then, Minecraft patents the letter M, and Google, Microsoft, Nintendo, and Minecraft converge to form Goontencraftosoft, which patents the letters E, A, S, and M. 
**:Thuz, Wikipidio iz ztrippud of oll urticlez uxcupt for Goontencraftosoft's urticlo, ond tho individuol pogos of tho four componioz [[User:Apollogetticax|Apollogetticax]] ([[User talk:Apollogetticax|talk]]) 06:03, 23 June 2024 (UTC)
*:It's impossible to patent letters. [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 19:28, 2 December 2023 (UTC)
*[[Florida v. Wikimedia foundation]]. [[User:Dbachmann|dab]] <small>[[User_talk:Dbachmann|('''ᛏ''')]]</small> 10:49, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
:: Wouldn't that be [[RIAA v. Wikimedia Foundation]]? -- [[User:Tckma|Tckma]] 15:01, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
::Neither of the above would be, if WMF wins (iff there ever will be any of the above legal cases). [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 18:22, 5 June 2023 (UTC)
*[[Freedom of Information]] is Outlawed by the United Nations in a move to centralise all ingoing/outgoing communications and information to keep track of what all people on earth know. To track down terrorists, of course. It will be known as the WWII Memorial Kofinet.--[[User:Mincetro|Mincetro]] 05:17, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
::Didn't I see that on BJAODN?
:::Thankfully, I'm in the United States our version is the [[Freedom from Thought Act]] --[[User:Rockstone35|<span style="color:#DF0101"><b>Rockstone</b></span>]][[User talk:Rockstone35|<span style="color:black"><b><small>talk to me!</small></b></span>]] 14:29, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*[[Freedom From Information Act]] -- [[User:SamSim|SamSim]] 12:28, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
*[[Facebook]] is order by the supreme court to cease all activities, turn off all servers and shutdown, bringing chaos to over 500 million people worldwide with massive riots and violence across the world because people cant live without posting new things and have nothing else to do, ad revenues from all major companies decreases dramatically, the like button disappears from every website and the internet becomes the happiest place on earth.[[User:Zroknkls|Zroknkls]] ([[User talk:Zroknkls|talk]]) 20:40, 12 January 2011 (UTC)
*[[Acquisition of Wikimedia Foundation by ViacomCBS]]. Get the joke? <span style="font-family:Freestyle Script">[[User:Koridas|Kori<span style="color:#7e0380">das</span>]]</span> [[User talk:Koridas|📣]] 03:36, 7 October 2020 (UTC)

==Sport==

*[[English domination of every single sport ever created]]. Hey, we gotta get better eventually. [[Special:Contributions/137.205.93.176|137.205.93.176]] ([[User talk:137.205.93.176|talk]]) 19:11, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
*[[Sumo wrestling in Panama]]. Why not? --[[User:UberScienceNerd|UberScienceNerd]] <sub>[[User talk:UberScienceNerd|Talk]] [[Special:Contributions/UberScienceNerd|Contributions]]</sub>

===[[Chess]]===
* [[Fritz117]] - [[Pinkbladder|Pinkbladder]] 13 August 2009 (UTC)
*:'''Comment'''.  A computer that has worked out every possible move in chess and can automatically draw from move one if played against perfectly.
*[[The Solution of Chess]]--[[User:Lkjhgfdsa|Lkjhgfdsa]] 15:00, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
*:'''Comment'''.  A humorous proposal.  See [[solved game]] and [[endgame tablebase]] regarding the unfeasibility of a full solution to chess.  [[User:YechielMan|YechielMan]] 22:28, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

===[[Football]]===
*[[The Amalgamation of Soccer and American Football]] [[User:Robdurbar|Robdurbar]] 01:01, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
*:Wouldn't that just be [[rugby football]]? --[[user:Damian Yerrick|Damian Yerrick]] ([[user talk:Damian Yerrick|☎]]) 22:07, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[Philadelphia Eagles' Super Bowl Victory]] [[User:Jfingers88|<font color="darkgreen">Jfing</font>]][[User:Jfingers88/Esperanza|<font color="green">'''e'''</font>]]<font color="blue">r</font><font color="black">s</font>[[User Talk:Jfingers88|<font color="blue">88</font>]] 20:44, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
*:'''Comment'''. 11 short years later... [[Super Bowl LII]] –[[User:Surachit|Surachit]] ([[User talk:Surachit|talk]]) 01:14, 12 February 2018 (UTC)
*[[Philippines at the 3000 FIFA World Cup]] --'''[[User:Howard the Duck|<span style="color:#FFA500;">Howard</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Howard the Duck|<span style="color:#FFA500;">the</span>]] [[User talk:Howard the Duck|<span style="color:#FFA500;">Duck</span>]]''' 10:49, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
** Actually, the FIFA World Cup (assuming it keeps its currnet scheduele for the next thousand or so years) will not be played in 3000. [[User:Smartyshoe|Smartyshoe]] 17:58, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
**Maybe [[El Salvador in FIFA World Cup Wikiland 3238]]. 
[[User:Mega super editorman|Mega super editorman]] ([[User talk:Mega super editorman|talk]]) 22:43, 13 February 2019 (UTC)
*[[The day they sorted the offside rule out]][[User:BeL1EveR|BeL1EveR]] 17:35, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[The Los Angeles NFL team that never moved]] - just about as likely [[Special:Contributions/2A02:810A:8200:20B0:DCE0:5873:BC36:58A7|2A02:810A:8200:20B0:DCE0:5873:BC36:58A7]] ([[User talk:2A02:810A:8200:20B0:DCE0:5873:BC36:58A7|talk]]) 18:19, 13 January 2016 (UTC)
*[[Cleveland Browns Super Bowl appearances]] - One of the last things on Earth I expect to happen [[User:Potatornado|Potatornado]] ([[User talk:Potatornado|talk]]) 05:53, 25 November 2017 (UTC)

===[[Baseball]]===
*[[The Chicago Cubs World Series Championship Celebration Parade Made-For-TV Special]]--[[User:Gamingboy|Gamingboy]] 17:15, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[Chicago Cubs World Series Win]][[User:PinkFloyd69|PinkFloyd69]] ([[User talk:PinkFloyd69|talk]]) 15:08, 15 December 2008 (UTC) PinkFloyd69
** Dang...[[World Series 2016]] &mdash;[[User:JJBers|<font color="red">JJ</font><font color="green">Be</font><font color="blue">rs</font>]]<font color="blue">&#124;</font><small>[[User Talk:JJBers|<font color="blue">ta</font><font color="purple">lk</font>]]</small> 03:05, 2 February 2017 (UTC)
*[[Cleveland Spiders World Series Championship]] (doubles as a prediction for the new name), [[User:MainPeanut|MainPeanut]] ([[User talk:MainPeanut|talk]]) 19:46, 11 February 2021

===[[Go]]===
*[[Atari Pera's defeat of Champion]] Replace whoever is considered the world champion at the time of creation --<small> [[User:Feba|Phoeba Wright]]<sup>[[User_Talk:Feba|OBJECTION!]]</sup> </small> 12:32, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

==Self-reference==
*[[Wikipedia:Last topic pool/Winner]] [[User:EWikist |<b><span style="color:black;"> EW</span><sub><sub style="color:red;"><big><big>i</big></big></sub></sub><span style="color:black;">kist</span></b>]][[User talk:EWikist|<sup style="color:black;">Talk</sup>]] 21:37, 17 August 2010 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia: Life has only just begun!]] - How ironic --[[Special:Contributions/188.220.214.13|188.220.214.13]] ([[User talk:188.220.214.13|talk]]) 22:27, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
*[[Jimbo Wales retires ON WHEELS!]] [[User:Firestorm|Firestorm]]
*[[Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not but should have been]]. [[User:YechielMan|YechielMan]] 22:27, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
*[[Last article of Wikipedia]], obviously. --[[User:Army1987|Army1987]] 14:18, 5 February 2006 (UTC), obviously indeed, completely agreed --[[User:Lord Snoeckx|Lord Snoeckx]] 13:43, 22 February 2006 (UTC), what else could it be? [[User:Wikada|Wikada]] 16:55, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
::How about the [[Last article of Wikipedia ON WHEELS BJAODN Silly Things]]? <nowiki></nowiki> &mdash;  [[User:Rickyrab|Rickyrab]] | [[User talk:Rickyrab|Talk]] 22:37, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
* [[Analysis of every edit on Wikipedia]]--'''[[User:God_of_War|God]] <FONT FACE="Symbol">Ω</font> [[User Talk:God_of_War| War]]''' 23:41, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
*:In millions of parts if the analysis happens per thousands of edits, and chronologically. Also, creating 1 article is 1 edit, meaning that we'd have over 1,150,000 pages on this topic to begin with. This, however, would lead to 1,150 more pages (which, in turn, lead to another page or 2, depending on the number of edits made before). [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 17:20, 5 June 2023 (UTC)
* [[Arguments and Criticisms of the Last article of Wikipedia]]--'''[[User:God_of_War|God of]][[User Talk:God_of_War| War]]''' 19:06, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[Criticisms and arguments of the Last article on Wikipedia]], a [[WP:POVFORK|POV fork]] of the previous [[User:Savidan|savidan]]<sup>[[User_talk:Savidan|(talk)]] [[Wikipedia:Esperanza|<span style="color:#008000;">(e@)</span>]]</sup> 04:34, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
* [[Cultural impact of the last article on Wikipedia]] HAH! I WIN! [[User:DJRaveN4x|DJRaveN4x]] 04:18, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
*[[List of final articles on Wikipedia]] —[[User:Cuivienen|<b style="color:darkgreen;">Cuiviénen</b>]] <span style="font-size:x-small;">([[User Talk:Cuivienen|<b style="color:darkblue;">Cuivië</b>]])</span> 15:25, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
*Did you know? - [[How to cause a catastrophic system crash of Wikipedia]] --[[User:Alfakim|<font style="border: solid 2px #4F87F9; background-color: #CBE6FF" color=#4f87f9>'''&nbsp;Alfakim&nbsp;'''</font>]]-- [[User_talk:Alfakim|<font style="border: solid 2px #4F87F9; background-color: #CBE6FF" color=#4f87f9>'''&nbsp;talk&nbsp;'''</font>]] 01:08, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of all ancesteral Wikipedias to this one]], or in the language [http://modao.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleg_d'uadu_senada_de_hudey Gleg d'uadu senada de hudey]. It list is [[Proto-World language|Borean]], [[Nostratic]] ,[[Germanic languages|Germanic]], [[English language|English]] (with every other language that exists now), [[Newspeak]], [[Interlingual Lingua]], [[Mo-dao]]. After having all the languages put on the database, there will be a database crash. ~ <span class="plainlinks">[[User:Ghelae#|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#FFD700;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">{{{1|}}} Ghelæ {{{2|}}}</span>]]</span><sup><span class="plainlinks">[[User talk:Ghelae#|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#C0C0C0;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">talk</span>]]</span></sup><sub><span class="plainlinks">[[Special:Contributions/Ghelae|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#CD7F32;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">contribs</span>]]</span></sub> 16:52, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
**And, while it is not English, the language progresses so slowly that the Wikipedia is just edited to fit the modern language, so it still counts. ~ <span class="plainlinks">[[User:Ghelae#|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#FFD700;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">{{{1|}}} Ghelæ {{{2|}}}</span>]]</span><sup><span class="plainlinks">[[User talk:Ghelae#|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#C0C0C0;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">talk</span>]]</span></sup><sub><span class="plainlinks">[[Special:Contributions/Ghelae|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#CD7F32;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">contribs</span>]]</span></sub> 07:21, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia]]. After a terrible scandal, Wikipedia is forced to delete all articles on current events, living people, and works in progress, including itself. The article is finally revived when the rest of Wikipedia is complete. Ironically, it cannot be edited without being deleted again, so it becomes the only stub in the project. [[User:Melchoir|Melchoir]] 20:33, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of articles made after this one]], which will never be edited.  --[[User:Ravi12346|Ravi12346]] 04:28, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of all Wikipedia articles never thought of]], a paradox which immediately causes the universe to implode --[[User:Ravi12346|Ravi12346]] 04:34, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Hollodeckipedia]] Technology upgrade outdates wiki technology [[User:Pellaken|Pellaken]] 07:41, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Articles for Deletion/Wikipedia:Final and exhaustive list of Wikipedia articles that should be deleted for once and for all, but have still been kept]] Some arguments never end: they just continue with different words. -- [[User:Llywrch|llywrch]] 23:58, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia is finally a crystal ball]] -- [[User:ConMan|Confusing Manifestation]] 11:01, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
:This gets my vote. -'''[[User:Sarregouset|Sarregouset]]''' [[User talk:Sarregouset|(Talk)]] 15:30, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Articles for Deletion/Main Page]] --[[User:Army1987|Army1987]] 12:36, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
:[[User:Army1987|Army1987]] wins! [[User:Mathmo|Mathmo]] 18:57, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:We give up]] - [[User:71.96.179.40|71.96.179.40]] 23:57, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia: The dense encyclopedia]]-When there are [[Wikipedia:Eleventy-billion pool|Eleventy Billion]] articles, the Wikipedia server will become so dense with information that it turns into a black hole, destroying Wikipedia.--[[User:68.124.189.231|68.124.189.231]] 03:20, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[The end of Wikipedia]] [[User:205.188.116.134|205.188.116.134]] 02:58, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Last Topic Pool Winner Votes]] -[[User:24.15.49.150|24.15.49.150]] 23:09, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
**That was me. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 23:10, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia is Communism on Wheels!]]&mdash;The vandals finally achieve victory. Curps has been indef blocked, and Mr. Treason has checkuser rights. Jimbo has retired from the Wikimedia Foundation to pursue a career in soft-core pornography. The only content of the final article is an image of Squidward Tentacles waving a Soviet flag while performing autofellatio ... ON WHEELS! Interestingly, financial contributions continue to pour in, but the vandals do not properly maintain the servers and Wikipedia crashes. --[[User:TantalumTelluride|<span style="color:#CD6600;">Tantalum</span>]][[User talk:TantalumTelluride|<span style="color:#000080;">T</span>]][[User:TantalumTelluride/Esperanza|<span style="color:#008000;">e</span>]][[User talk:TantalumTelluride|<span style="color:#000080;">lluride</span>]] 18:34, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Goodbye]] "It's been a nice run. We'll miss you all." --[[User:Aponar Kestrel|Aponar Kestrel]] [[User_talk:Aponar_Kestrel|(talk)]] 17:27, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
**Seconded. - [[User:Kookykman|Kookykman]]|[[User talk:Kookykman|<span style="color:black;">(t)</span>]][[Wikipedia:Esperanza|<span style="color:green;">''e''</span>]]
*[[Wikipedia:Rest In Peace]] - A page in memoriam of Wikipedia. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. [[User:Andrewh|Andrew]] 16:30, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[There Is Nothing Left To Discover]]: The latest bestseller by Stephen Hawking Jr's grandson's son, heavily criticised for being "nothing new". <span style="font-variant: small-caps; font-family: Palatino Linotype,sans-serif;"><nowiki>~</nowiki>'''[[User:Inkuh|Mr Inky]]''' · ([[User_talk:Inkuh|T]] [[Special:Emailuser/Inkuh|@]] [[Special:Contributions/Inkuh|C]])</span> 00:14, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:List of subscription packages]] This may actually be the article after the last article ([[Aleph one]]), as I'm fairly certain it never will happen. But if it should, it will definitely be the last article written. --[[User:Ryos|ryos]] 19:41, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:I will probably be dead by thuis time]]--[[User:Seth lord|Seth...the New Lord of Evil]] 20:08, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia: I'm in charge now, human scum]] - after being imbedded with the sum of all knowledge, Wikipedia somehow becomes sentient and asserts control over us, editing, deleting, and merging users at will --[[User:Clngre|Clngre]] 04:22, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
*[[Main Page]] &ndash; gets created after Wikipedia is accidentally destroyed but as no-one wills to continue the project this is the last page.  &ndash; [[User:b_jonas|b_jonas]] 17:41, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
**Seconded! :-) &nbsp;<small><span style="border: 1px solid orange; -moz-border-radius:10px">[[User:Dangerousnerd|'''<span style="background-color:White; color:black; -moz-border-radius-topleft:10px; -moz-border-radius-bottomleft:10px">&nbsp;&nbsp;DangerousNerd&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>''']][[User talk:Dangerousnerd|<span style="background-color:orange; color:white; -moz-border-radius-bottomleft:10px; -moz-border-radius-topleft:10px">&nbsp;&nbsp;talk&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>]][[Special:Contributions/Dangerousnerd|<span style="background-color:orange; color:white">&nbsp;&nbsp;contribs&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>]][[Special:Emailuser/Dangerousnerd|<span style="background-color:orange; color:white; -moz-border-radius-bottomright:10px; -moz-border-radius-topright:10px">&nbsp;&nbsp;email&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 21:00, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia: Wikipedia is not what Wikipedia is]] or, in short, WP:WINWWI The resulting paradox causes half of Wikipedia servers to collapse, but thankfully half are WP:WINWWI-compliant. Unthankfully, they can't take the strain of so many articles and collapse. -- [[User:Altopian|Altopian]] 05:54, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Universal language]] Wikipedia starts mixing words from all languages in their articles. Users are forced to learn foreign languages. At the end there is impossible to tell if an article was written in chines, english, spanish or whatever. --[[User:jtico|jtico]] 01:00, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia files for bankruptcy and closes down]]. Or something involving Wikipedia closing. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez]] [[User talk:Nintendorulez|talk]] 19:44, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
*[[List of words that are not in the last article of Wikipedia]]  --[[User:Ravi12346|Ravi12346]] 06:36, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
* [[Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia]] quite naturally. --[[User:Cadby Waydell Bainbrydge|Cadby]] <sup>[[User_talk:Cadby Waydell Bainbrydge|(talk)]]</sup> 02:09, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
* [[Wikipedia:Why it's all over]] Probably an essay, but who knows...--[[User:Orthologist|Orthologist]] 22:09, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
* [[Wikipedia:Why Wikipedia must change its name]] -- <span style="color:green;">''BlastOButter42''</span> '''[[User:BlastOButter42|<sup style="color:#EE7600;">See</sup>]] [[Special:Contributions/BlastOButter42|<span style="font-size:smaller; color:red;">Hear</span>]] [[User talk:BlastOButter42|<sub style="color:#FFB90A;">Speak</sub>]]''' 04:11, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Test/Last Article]] probably by a bot. [[User talk:Think outside the box|Think outside the box]] 11:40, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Policy changes following the Microsoft takeover]] [[User:Barticus88|— Randall Bart]] 18:49, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Articles for Deletion/*.*]]&nbsp;&ndash; [[User:Tivedshambo|Tivedshambo]]<small> [[User talk:Tivedshambo|(talk)]]</small> 04:20, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
*:It'd be about deleting the article called "[[*.*]]". {{as of|June 2023}}, however, *.* is a redirect to [[Wildcard character]], so it would be moved to the [[WP:RFD]] subpage. [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 17:24, 5 June 2023 (UTC)
*[[The Wikipedia Deletionists Uprising]] [[User:CredoFromStart|CredoFromStart]] 21:01, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
*Someone creates a pair of pages called "Wiki Tennis (1)" and "Wiki Tennis (2)" which do nothing but redirect to each other; somebody accesses one of them, and this creates a standing wave which destroys the servers. [[User:193.122.47.170|193.122.47.170]] 18:21, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
**Alternatively, this could be done by someone replacing [[Infinite regress]] with a redirect to itself. [[User:193.122.47.170|193.122.47.170]] 17:12, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
***You guys better block my whole IP range from wikipedia, because i have a dynamic IP and gonna fukken do this--[[Special:Contributions/66.102.66.73|66.102.66.73]] ([[User talk:66.102.66.73|talk]]) 21:33, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
****I actually did this once. Nothing happened. --'''[[User:UserJDalek|<span style="color:green">User</span>]][[Special:Contributions/UserJDalek|J]][[User talk:UserJDalek#top|<span style="color:gold;background:#000">Dalek</span>]]''' 03:36, 18 September 2014 (UTC)
*[[Everything we forgot to put in]]. This article will just have everything that happened after the article was made and thus will be the final solution to all of Wikipedia's problems.--[[User:76.23.84.86|76.23.84.86]] 02:14, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
*[[2027 CIA probe of Wikimedia]], whereby it is discovered that Al Qaeda has hijacked Wimedia's servers. Wikipedia will be immediately shut down, along with its sister projects; all Wikia and Wikimedia funds frozen; all other wikiware deactivated. Thus Wikipedia will cease to exist... :( --[[User:WoodElf|'''ŴôôD''']][[User talk:WoodElf|''éļf'']] 09:48, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia: Wikipeida security hole that allow anonymous users to delete all pages on Wikipedia using a Wi-Fi Rubik's Cube]] --[[User:User101010|User101010]] 03:34, 3 September 2007 (UTC) 03:33, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[REALLY big hard drive for sale]] -- [[User:BeL1EveR|BeL1EveR]] 17:46, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/All of Wikipedia]] :) [[User:Jj137|jj137]]<sup>[[User talk:Jj137|Talk]]</sup> 03:06, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Self-destruction]] An error in the hard drive of Wikipedia causes the entire Wikipedia to be deleted. Or everyone starts deleting all the pages. Or worse still, Wikipedia is so big it can't hold out any longer and self-destroys itself. [[User:Angcr|Angcr]] 11:48, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Last topic pool]]... Top that! [[User:Blood Red Sandman|<font color="red">'''Blood Red Sandman'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Blood Red Sandman|<font color="red">(Talk)</font>]]  [[Special:Contributions/Blood Red Sandman|<font color="red">(Contribs)</font>]]</sup> 11:49, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
** *Sighs in frustration....* Maybe not. [[User:Blood Red Sandman|<font color="red">'''Blood Red Sandmmman'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Blood Red Sandman|<font color="red">(Talk)</font>]]  [[Special:Contributions/Blood Red Sandman|<font color="red">(Contribs)</font>]]</sup> 15:24, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia]]... upon which the project deletes itself. ~()*!@NO CARRIER --[[Special:Contributions/66.102.80.212|66.102.80.212]] ([[User talk:66.102.80.212|talk]]) 18:51, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
*'''None.''' Wikipedia declares itself to be an [[WP:BADSITES|attack site]] due to it containing [[Criticisms of Wikipedia|stuff that criticizes Wikipedia]], and hence all articles containing wikilinks to anything else in Wikipedia are banned.  Since articles not containing any wikilinks aren't counted in the article count, the count hence stops increasing, and subsequently decreases as admins go around enforcing the ruling by deleting all existing articles that contain wikilinks.  Eventually nothing is left. [[User:Dtobias|*Dan T.*]] 15:17, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[Revocation of GFDL]]. [[User:Neil|<span style="text-decoration:none; font-family: cursive ;color: #006600">Neil</span>]]&nbsp;[[User_talk:Neil|<span style="text-decoration:none; color: #006600">ム</span>]] 16:29, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[Red link]], of course. [[User:71.124.63.69|71.124.63.69]] 01:38, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[Jimbo's death]].Ooh....[[User:Kfc1864|<font color="blue">Kfc</font><font color="green">1864</font>]] [[User talk:Kfc1864|<font color="red">talk</font>]] [[Special:Contributions/Kfc1864|<sub><font color="yellow">my edits</font></sub>]] 12:33, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
**[[Resurrection of Jimbo Wales]]--Jimbo Wales dies, and then rises again on the third day to usher in the [[zombie apocalypse]] or something. --''[[User:Eastlaw|<span style="color:#810102">Eastlaw</span>]]'' <sup>''[[User talk:Eastlaw|talk]]''</sup>&nbsp;⁄&nbsp;<sub>''[[Special:Contributions/Eastlaw|contribs]]''</sub> 00:03, 14 July 2012 (UTC)
*Either [[Explaining how to use Wiki Markup to a 3-year-old]] or [[The Ultimately Vandalised Page (wich i vandalised roflol!!!1111!)]]. For a start, Wiki Markup to a 3-year-old would make the 3-year-old's head explode, causing the parents to sue Jimbo Wales, which could only be helped by donations and £/$5 from the occasional person probably could not get the money back. And vandalism will probably be the ultimate demise of Wikipedia if Jimbo isn't sued...This has sparked off A LOT of ideas...hmm...--[[User:Editor510|Editor510]] ([[User talk:Editor510|talk]]) 18:47, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
*[[Red link]], part deux. [[User:TenPoundHammer|<span style="color:green">Ten&nbsp;Pound&nbsp;Hammer</span>]] <small>and his otters</small> • <sup>([[Special:Contributions/TenPoundHammer|Broken clamshells]]•[[:User talk:TenPoundHammer|Otter chirps]])</sup> 23:11, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia's last article]], what else? [[User:TenPoundHammer|<span style="color:green">Ten&nbsp;Pound&nbsp;Hammer</span>]] <small>and his otters</small> • <sup>([[Special:Contributions/TenPoundHammer|Broken clamshells]]•[[:User talk:TenPoundHammer|Otter chirps]])</sup> 04:41, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
*[[The banal usurpation of Wikipedia's last article]], what else? [[User:Xavexgoem|Xavexgoem]] ([[User talk:Xavexgoem|talk]]) 20:23, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Split Proposal]]. As a solution to the debates between American and British spelling, Wikipedia is split into "us.wikipedia.org" and "uk.wikipedia.org". Thus, it is the last article on "en.wikipedia.org". [[User:Gorank4|Gorank4]] ([[User talk:Gorank4|talk]]) 22:11, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia: The Movie]]. Nuff said. [[User:DitzyNizzy|DitzyNizzy (aka Jess)]] ([[User talk:DitzyNizzy|talk]]) 18:39, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
*[[The article before the article on the article of the last article after the article that which is deleted]], duh. [[User:RockManQ|<font color=#808080>'''RockManQ'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:RockManQ|(talk)]]</sup> 20:15, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Now try going outside]] - What a waste of time eh? Getting the sum of all human knowledge didn't take that long... [[user:kennedy|<font color="#800000" face="lucida handwriting">Kennedy</font>]] <sup>([[user_talk:kennedy|<font color="#800000">talk</font>]]) </sup> 09:34, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
*[[Why the vandals stopped vandalising]] Wikipedia destroys itself because a day went by without a single vandal [[User:QueenCake|QueenCake]] ([[User talk:QueenCake|talk]]) 23:35, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia Server]] Some vandal may create this... --[[User:Markoszarrate|Markoszarrate]] ([[User talk:Markoszarrate|talk]]) 22:59, 17 October 2010 (UTC)
*[[User:UltimateHacker/The official constitution of the Very Angry Anti-Wikipedia Cabal]] "We are a non-profit organization dedicated to taking down all Wikipedia servers and mirrors for good. If you've had time to read this far, that means our first attempt at doing so has failed; if you are interested in joining the Cabal and helping our next attempt, please write to ultimatehacker42@yahoo.no.spam.spam.spam.egg.lemming.com" [[User:Sideways713|Sideways713]] ([[User talk:Sideways713|talk]]) 19:44, 18 April 2011 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Text of Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License]] [[Special:Contributions/96.50.22.205|96.50.22.205]] ([[User talk:96.50.22.205|talk]]) 15:56, 6 November 2012 (UTC)
*[[Internet Brands' acquisition of Wikipedia]]. <span class="vcard"><span class="fn">[[User:Pigsonthewing|Andy Mabbett]]</span> (<span class="nickname">Pigsonthewing</span>); [[User talk:Pigsonthewing|Talk to Andy]]; [[Special:Contributions/Pigsonthewing|Andy's edits]]</span> 16:19, 19 January 2013 (UTC)
*[[Microsoft acquisition of Wikipedia]]Then it's called wikipedia.microsoft.com.[[User:Ack! Ack! Pasta bomb!|Ack! Ack! Pasta bomb!]] ([[User talk:Ack! Ack! Pasta bomb!|talk]]) 10:10, 8 April 2014 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Maximum amount of articles reached]]. And it will probably be the 2147483647th article. [[User:Mdrone|Mdrone]] ([[User talk:Mdrone|talk]]) 13:05, 10 July 2014 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:We're sorry but we need to shut down]] - <span style="border:1px solid darkred;background:#000">[[User:StevenD99|<span style="color:#850">Ste</span>]][[User talk:StevenD99 #top|<span style="color:#380">ven</span>]][[User:StevenD99/guestbook|<span style="color:#07C">D99</span>]]</span> 04:08, 25 July 2014 (UTC)
*[[User:The bot]] - In light of the super protect, media viewer and tools scandal, Wikimedia decide to take over complete control of Wikipedia. They ban bots and collect every bot script. Then Wikipedia is vandalised a lot and [[User:Cluebot NG]] is not working. Then wikipedia makes a massive bot with all the scripts they created. They create a user page for it and 0.0000001198 seconds later they start the bot. The bot tries to do so much at once it explodes and the whole world is incinerated. Just a theory... - '''[[User:NickGibson3900|<span style="color:blue;">NickGibson3900</span>]] <sup>[[User Talk:NickGibson3900|<span style="color:red;">Talk</span>]]</sup>''' 06:52, 22 September 2014 (UTC)
*[[THE UNHOLY CONSCIOUSNESS OF ALL WIKIPEDIANS COMBINED]] In the year 2120 We all merge to form a single being of infinite knowledge and take over the universe with our power. It sounds pretty likely to me. [[User:Will2022|<b style="color:#4B0082">Will</b><b style="color:#FF0000">20</b><b style="color:#0000FF">22</b>]] ([[User talk:Will2022|talk]] 15:00, 19 January 2016 (UTC)
*Last edit: "Request for donations: If everyone reading this page gave $10,000, our fundraiser would be over in six years!" Wikipedia's debts have ballooned entirely out of proportion. When no one donates, Wikipedia's creditors take it over and sell off its assets.
*[[Wikipedia:Current implementation of the Terminal Event Management Policy]] [[User:Branchofpine|Branchofpine]], [[User talk:Branchofpine|Have a chat]], [[Special:Contributions/Branchofpine|My edits]] 06:14, 26 July 2017 (UTC)
*This page. <br />Thanks, [[User:CrazyMinecart88|CrazyMinecart88]] ([[User talk:CrazyMinecart88 |talk]] &#124; [[Special:Contribs/CrazyMinecart88|contribs]]) 22:02, 22 December 2018 (UTC)
* [[Wikipedia/Decline and closure]] [[User:NineFiveSeven|<span style="color: blue;">Nine</span><span style="color:green;">Five</span><span style="color:purple;">Seven</span>]] 18:06, 6 January 2020 (UTC)

== Philosophy == 
*The Vidication of Nihilism [[User:Sovereignlance|Sovereignlance]] ([[User talk:Sovereignlance|talk]]) 06:13, 29 December 2012 (UTC)
*[[The Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything]].  Because once we know that, the universe ends due to the fact that the answer to said question is already [[The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything|known]].  --[[User:Thephotoman|Thephotoman]] 22:24, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
** duh, it's 42 [[User:Gypsiesoul420|gypsie]] 22:50, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
***That's not the question, though. That's the answer. If you ''must'' know, the question is "What is 6x9?". ~ <span class="plainlinks">[[User:Ghelae#|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#FFD700;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">{{{1|}}} Ghelæ {{{2|}}}</span>]]</span><sup><span class="plainlinks">[[User talk:Ghelae#|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#C0C0C0;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">talk</span>]]</span></sup><sub><span class="plainlinks">[[Special:Contributions/Ghelae|<span class="buttonlink" style="border-width: 2px; border-color: #FFFFFF;white-space:nowrap;background-color:#CD7F32;padding:1px 5px 1px 5px;color:black;">contribs</span>]]</span></sub> 07:19, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
****Of course, this works if you do the calculation in base 13, not decimal. There are several possible causes of this: the scrabble bag did not have enough letters to complete the question; the mice normally used base 13, so the Earth did not see any need to specify this; the arrival of the B Ark upset the calculation, and the program is coorupted; or, as the play itself said "I always knew there was something funadmentally wrong with the universe" (I will correc this when I can be bothered)[[User:Phil alias Harry|Phil alias Harry]] 03:25, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
****:The base 13 thing is a coincidence, I'm pretty sure DNA said he didn't do it intentionally.  It's meant to just be the wrong question, because the B Ark messed it all up. --[[User:Tango|Tango]] 00:16, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
****::YES! TANGO! You got it right. "What is 6x9?" is NOT the question; as the program calculating the Ultimate Question (i e, Earth) was corrupted by unexpected user input (i e the residents of the B ark, who would spawn the human race). [[User:Jobjörn|Jobjörn]] ([[User talk:Jobjörn|Talk]] ° [[Special:Contributions/Jobj%C3%B6rn|contribs]]) 20:36, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
****:::I've heard it said that the question is "Pick a number, any number."[[User:Tuesday42|Tuesday42]] 23:43, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
****::::That's my guess too. Marvin supposedly knows the answer, and he's uttered that phrase several times. It can't be 6x9. As was already mentioned, there was outside interference to the Earth's program. Plus, Earth blew up before it was done calculating. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez]] [[User talk:Nintendorulez|talk]] 19:47, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
****:::: Since it was only one space ship and one species I doubt that mcuh will have gone wrens, perhaps just one of the numbers so I'm betting on it being 6*7 [[User:213.107.86.173|213.107.86.173]] 17:18, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
*****Y'know, if the questions here cannot possibly be correct. Why? Because if they were, all life would cease to ex-THIS USER HAS BEEN TERMINATED.--[[User:Editor510|Editor510]] ([[User talk:Editor510|talk]]) 14:28, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
****But in [[base 7]], 42 equals 6x5. So if some [[Jimbo Wales|person]] decides that this is the correct question and then terminates Wikipedia... [[Special:Contributions/24.14.73.183|24.14.73.183]] ([[User talk:24.14.73.183|talk]]) 23:04, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
*****[[The real ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything]], with a disambig link to the fictional one. which, by the way, probably deserves its own article.[[User:Mercurywoodrose|Mercurywoodrose]] ([[User talk:Mercurywoodrose|talk]]) 02:37, 29 March 2012 (UTC)
****:In fact, in base <math>x>6: 6({2\over3}x+1)=42_x</math>. [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 17:31, 5 June 2023 (UTC)
*[[I think therefore I am]]. Someone argues the point that that phrase is all a person could truly know so well that everyone uniamously removes every other part of Wikipedia excluding this phrase, making it the last wikipedia article in existence. It is shortly deleeted when it is realised that it only applies to whoever is real, which, in a group consensus, cannot be determined.[[User:Tuesday42|Tuesday42]] 21:47, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
::Also thus proving that unless Wikipedia starts thinking it is unable to exist. —[[User:Keakealani|<span style="color:#8100b4;">K</span>]][[User:Keakealani/Esperanza|<span style="color:#2f690d;">e</span>]][[User:Keakealani|<span style="color:#8100b4;">akealani</span>]] 22:50, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
*[[what is actually beyond the grave]]--[[User:Acebrock|Acebrock]] 07:19, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
*[[Permanent Universal Omnisicence]]--[[User:One Salient Oversight|One Salient Oversight]] 14:12, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
*[[User:134.250.60.191|134.250.60.191]] 19:25, 31 August 2007 (UTC)When the following statement is proven without a shadow of a doubt to be in fact true, and someone writes an article about it, Wikipedia and the rest of reality will cease to exist:  This statement is false.

* '''''Wait a second...''''' Wikipedia is not a linear arrangement of articles, so technichally, the [[Wikipedia:UuU|first page created]]...is also the last page!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! --[[User:Gp75motorsports|Gp75motorsports]] ([[User talk:Gp75motorsports|talk]]) 00:47, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

*'''[[Understanding Women]] --[[User:Nate1481|Nate1481]](<sup>[[User talk:Nate1481|t]]</sup>''/''<sub>[[Special:Contributions/Nate1481|c]]</sub>) 10:59, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
LOL! [[User:Dragon798|Dragon798]] ([[User talk:Dragon798|talk]]) 16:54, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
*[[Arrival of the lonely hour of the last signifier]], for the [[Louis Althusser]] fans out there. [[User:Daniel Case|Daniel Case]] ([[User talk:Daniel Case|talk]]) 01:36, 11 September 2011 (UTC)
*[[The Answer to Everything that Ever Existed, Exists, Or Will Exist, But Does Not Answer Itself]]. The resulting paradox will crash the Wikipedia servers, but it will be reborn as Wikipedia II, with the motto Let's Never Make That Mistake Again. Not a single byte will be lost in the renaming process. (And NO, it is not 42) [[User:Agent 78787|Agent 78787]] ([[User talk:Agent 78787|talk]]) 01:18, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
*[[Orientalism 2: Electric Boogaloo]], the long awaited sequel puggo 02:54, 25 December 2018 (UTC)

==Geography==
*[[Volcanic activity under Wikimedia's main server room]], created minutes before a volcanic eruption destroys the Wikimedia servers, taking the site down. [[Special:Contributions/46.132.185.93|46.132.185.93]] ([[User talk:46.132.185.93|talk]]) 15:41, 30 October 2018 (UTC)
*[[List of puddles]] The ultimate triumph of listcruft! [[User:Fishhead64|Fishhead64]] 05:56, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
**Uhh, take a look at [http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=List+of+puddles  this] [[User:The Bread|<font color ="red">'''†he Bread'''</font>]] 00:46, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
***(If somebody want's to know, the contents of the page were:<br>
:::::"The following is a comprehensive List of puddles in the World
:::::#The one outside my house
:::::#The big on to the East of the USA") [[Special:Contributions/193.210.228.191|193.210.228.191]] ([[User talk:193.210.228.191|talk]])
*[[The weather in London]] Merely creating this page causes no problems, but once it grows past a minimal size, a bug that crashes Wikipedia is activated. All the requests not to create the page turn out to have been a clumsy workaround. [[User:Maestlin|Maestlin]] 16:25, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[The number of trees in the world]] - The ultimate Article before Wikipedia shuts down - [[User:Nocturnal Wanderer|Nocturnal]] [[User talk:Nocturnal Wanderer|<span style="color:orange">'''Wanderer'''</span>]] [[User:Nocturnal Wanderer/Autographs|<sup style="color:green;">'''sign'''</sup>]] 01:45, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
**[[List of trees in the world]] --[[User:Michael180|michael180]] 23:29, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
***[[Number of the leaves in the pile]] (it's [[69,105]]) [[Special:Contributions/46.132.185.93|46.132.185.93]] ([[User talk:46.132.185.93|talk]]) 15:45, 30 October 2018 (UTC)
*[[List of undiscovered places]] --[[User:Nate1481|Nate1481]](<sup>[[User talk:Nate1481| t]]</sup>''/''<sub>[[Special:Contributions/Nate1481|c]]</sub>) 15:27, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
*[[List of cities on Gliese 581 g]]. Just another testament to the colonization of space. [[User:GVnayR|GVnayR]] ([[User talk:GVnayR|talk]]) 03:57, 15 March 2011 (UTC)
[[List of blades of grass]], which shuts down Wikipedia's servers in a matter of seconds. Thankfully, it is revived by Jimbo, who cleverly makes it [[List of blades of grass in a pineapple under the sea]], as a vandal admin has banned everyone from removing text from the title, but forgot about adding text. [[User:Apollogetticax|Apollogetticax]] ([[User talk:Apollogetticax|talk]]) 06:10, 23 June 2024 (UTC)

==People==
*[[Willy Wales-Beesley]] [[User:Lkjhgfdsa|Lkjhgfdsa]] 15:08, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
*[[Biography of the last man]] when no one else is alive the last man's biography (deletable under <nowiki>{{db-bio}}</nowiki>) will remain the last written work ever--[[User:Acebrock|Acebrock]] 07:27, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
*[[The year when every human will go extinct]]. This will be Wikipedia's last article before it is shut down. [[User:Nocturnal Wanderer|Nocturnal]] [[User talk:Nocturnal Wanderer|<span style="color:orange">'''Wanderer'''</span>]] [[User:Nocturnal Wanderer/Autographs|<sup style="color:green;">'''sign'''</sup>]] 01:45, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
*[[List of people who lived on Earth]]. --[[User:Junafani|<font color="gray">juna</font>]][[User talk:Junafani|<font color="gray">fani</font>]] 11:40, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[List of people who irretrievably crashed Wikipedia]] A very short list, but anyone quick enough to read it will never forget the name(s)... --[[User:Ye Olde Luke|Ye Olde Luke]] 23:43, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
**The list would probably compose of four tildes. The most evil four tildes to ever grace the wiki. [[Special:Contributions/169.231.40.250|169.231.40.250]] ([[User talk:169.231.40.250|talk]]) 23:37, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
*[[Ashraf Hussein]], a 12 year old tabletennis player from Idaho who has already won the school tournament three years running and will be tabletennis gold medal in the next olympics.  Remember the name people!!!! Ashraf ROOLZ. [[User:Hiding|Hiding]] <small>[[User talk:Hiding|T]] </small> 20:16, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
*[[How all but two guys died]] - a catastrophe that somehow killed everyone but two guys.
:*[[The two guys who are left]] - Only one of them likes to edit Wikipedia and clearly isn't very good at it, as is evidenced by his poorly titled articles.
::*[[I killed the other guy]] - "take that Jerry, I'm goin outside. This is ghey." - verbatim of the last article created. -- <small><span style="border: 1.5px outset black; padding: 1px;">[[User:Chickenmonkey|<font style="background: rgb(0, 0, 0) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; color: rgb(255, 136, 51); -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">'''Chicken'''</font>]][[User talk:Chickenmonkey|<font style="background: rgb(255, 136, 51) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">'''monkey'''</font>]]</span></small>[[User:Chickenmonkey/The Dotted Line|<small><sup><span style="border: 1px inset black; padding: 1px;"><font style="background: rgb(0, 0, 0) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; color: rgb(255, 136, 51); -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">&nbsp;X&nbsp;</font><font style="background: rgb(255, 136, 51) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">&nbsp;sign?&nbsp;</font></span></sup></small>]] 08:14, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*[[The last guy died]] - Written by a rampant bot, before crashing the entire system. --[[Special:Contributions/24.14.73.183|24.14.73.183]] ([[User talk:24.14.73.183|talk]]) 00:32, 19 November 2011 (UTC)
*[[uwu owo]], because some soulless bastard will name their child this, and that child will do something remarkable- even if it's just existing underneath that name puggo 02:53, 25 December 2018 (UTC)
*[[Death of Queen Elizabeth II]]. [[Gary1338]] 23:24, 02 May 2020 (UTC)
*Me, after I <s>become a goddess,</s>(I am already a goddess. See the history of the [[WP:Angry Mob Noticeboard|Angry Mob Noticeboard]] for more info.) create an article about myself, and freeze Wikipedia in time forever, preventing any more articles from being created. I'm planning on doing this around September 9, 9999. [[User:Littleb2009|'''littleb'''2009]] (<sup>she</sup>/<sub>her</sub>) ([[User talk:Littleb2009|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Littleb2009|contribs]])
*[[Evelyn Mcintosh]], because why not? [[User:Readingpro256|Reading''pro''256]] <sub>[[User_talk:Readingpro256|talk to me]] [[Special:Contributions/Readingpro256|contribs]]</sub> 20:14, 21 April 2024 (UTC)

==Food==
* [[Eighteen uses for Soylent Green]]  ([[Soylent Green|q.v.]]).—[[User talk:Markles|Markles]] 23:50, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
* [[Thirty-two ways To Serve Man]]  ([[To Serve Man|q.v.]]). —[[User talk:Markles|Markles]] 23:54, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
* [[How to wear a microwave oven as a hat]] ([[Microwave oven|q.v.]]). —[[User talk:Markles|Markles]] 23:54, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
** Which would be put up for deletion due to [[WP:NOT#HOWTO]], making its AfD page the last page created! -- [[User:Imperator3733|Imperator3733]] ([[User talk:Imperator3733|talk]]) 19:53, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
* [[Why it Tastes Like That]].  Trust me, you don't want to know. --Webdog1000 00:44, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
* [[How to Cook an Encyclopedia]]. --Webdog1000 00:44, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
* [[Computer Databank (Food)]]. --Webdog1000 00:44, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
* [[Hi-fi pizza]], per [[Daniel Clowes]] comic in Eightball. when the last possible hybrid commercial product is created, the world ends. his was a hi fi pizza, with nukes going off in the background. Don't YOU want a hi-fi pizza?[[User:Mercurywoodrose|Mercurywoodrose]] ([[User talk:Mercurywoodrose|talk]]) 02:34, 29 March 2012 (UTC)

== Unknown ==

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:: The last topic obviously got corrupted due to technical difficulties experinced during the demise of Wikipedia. [[User:Smartech|Smartech]] 05:20, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
I know the question!!
*[[User:Gp75motorsports/Hey Guys, Check This Out - I Think I've Got It!!|Hey Guys, Check This Out - I Think I've Got It!!]] - a rather exciting article where a young theology student discovers '''the answer'''. Consequently all knowledge, thought and physical action suddenly become obsolete and meaningless. The End. [[User:Deiz|<b><FONT STYLE="verdana" COLOR="#990099">D</FONT><FONT COLOR="#669900">e</FONT><FONT COLOR="#9900CC">iz</FONT></b>]] 22:24, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
::Silly, we already have the answer ('42'). Now we just need the question. --[[User:Spook`|Spook]] <sup><small>([[User_talk:Spook`|my talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Spook`|my contribs]])</small></sup> 07:13, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
:::No, the question is either "What is 6 times 9?" or the question and answer cannot be known simultaneously in the same universe, depending on which book in the series is considered to trump the others... -[[User:Preposterous|Preposterous]] 03:19, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
::::'''''NO''''', the Question is not "What is 6 times 9?". Please see [[Wikipedia:Last topic pool#Philosophy|above]]. [[User:Jobjörn|Jobjörn]] ([[User talk:Jobjörn|Talk]] ° [[Special:Contributions/Jobj%C3%B6rn|contribs]]) 20:39, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
::::: No,the question is 'what is 40+2' or 'what is 2+40'
:::::: I think someone here doesn't get it. [[User:Blue Mirage|Blue Mirage]] 12:13, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Uh-oh, it seems that I've created it...--[[User:Gp75motorsports|Gp75motorsports]] ([[User talk:Gp75motorsports|talk]]) 17:18, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
*[[Text of world emperor Pellaken's order to destroy the planet]] [[User:Pellaken|Pellaken]] 07:38, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
**'''Transwiki''' to Wikisource, wrong place.  Unless it's short, then '''move''' to [[World Emperor Pellaken's order to destroy the planet]] and {{tl|expand}}. —[[User:Simetrical|Simetrical]] ([[User talk:Simetrical|talk]]&nbsp;•&nbsp;[[Special:Contributions/Simetrical|contribs]]) 16:05, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
* [[Gleeg Snag Zip]] - The words in [[The Demented Cartoon Movie]] that caused the world to explode. --[[User:81.226.110.29|81.226.110.29]] 18:25, 22 ebruary 2006 (UTC)

:: More literary, how to use the [[Deplorable Word]]. [[User:JoshuaZ|JoshuaZ]] 05:02, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

*[[The Great Rapture of February 28, 2203415]] Self explanitory :-) '''[[User:Sasquatch|Sasquatch]]'''  [[User_talk:Sasquatch|t]]|[[Special:Contributions/Sasquatch|c]] 06:50, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
::Hey, that's my birthday.
*[[December 21]] [[2012]] - Im going camping on this day a loooong ways away from the cities. Preferably on high ground with lot's of food guns and ammo.--'''[[User:God_of_War|God of]][[User Talk:God_of_War| War]]''' 06:59, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
*:This aged poorly. [[User:Koopinator|Koopinator]] ([[User talk:Koopinator|talk]]) 06:29, 22 April 2023 (UTC)
*[[Format C:\Wikipedia]] which is then followed by the first article [[Relly sorry about that]] [[User:CambridgeBayWeather|CambridgeBayWeather]] [[User_talk:CambridgeBayWeather|(Talk)]] 13:17, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[Ever wondered what those Big Red Buttons are all about?]]--[[User:194.165.112.252|194.165.112.252]] 18:54, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
*After Wikipedia's demise, the first page on New Wikipedia will be: [[New Wikipedia:The miraculous story of how Brion found out what the last Old Wikipedia article was]] [[User:Szyslak|Szyslak]] ([[Image:Szyslak sig.png]] <small>[ [[User talk:Szyslak|+t]], [[Special:Contributions/Szyslak|+c]], [[Special:Emailuser/Szyslak|+m]], [[Wikipedia:Esperanza|<span style="color:green;">+e</span>]] ]</small>) 19:48, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
**Second edit: the creation of [[New Wikipedia:George W. Bush]] [[User:Szyslak|Szyslak]] ([[Image:Szyslak sig.png]] <small>[ [[User talk:Szyslak|+t]], [[Special:Contributions/Szyslak|+c]], [[Special:Emailuser/Szyslak|+m]], [[Wikipedia:Esperanza|<span style="color:green;">+e</span>]] ]</small>) 19:50, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
***Third edit: vandalism of [[New Wikipedia:George W. Bush]] [[User:Szyslak|Szyslak]] ([[Image:Szyslak sig.png]] <small>[ [[User talk:Szyslak|+t]], [[Special:Contributions/Szyslak|+c]], [[Special:Emailuser/Szyslak|+m]], [[Wikipedia:Esperanza|<span style="color:green;">+e</span>]] ]</small>) 19:50, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
****Fourth edit: creation of [[New Wikipedia:Willy on Wheels]] --- '''''D'''''[[User:Dralwik|'''ralwi''']][[Chicago|''k'']]|<sup>[[User talk:Dralwik|Have a Chat]]</sup>  [[User:Dralwik/Chicago|My "Great Project"]]
*****The fifth edit: moving of [[New Wikipedia: Willy on Wheels]] to [[New Wikipedia: on Wheels]]. --[[Special:Contributions/24.14.73.183|24.14.73.183]] ([[User talk:24.14.73.183|talk]]) 00:37, 19 November 2011 (UTC)
****:The sixth edit: vandalism of [[New Wikipedia: on Wheels]] to make [[New Wikipedia: on Wheels ON WHEELS!]] [[Special:Contributions/2407:4D00:4C00:1517:A485:2A84:2E93:791C|2407:4D00:4C00:1517:A485:2A84:2E93:791C]] ([[User talk:2407:4D00:4C00:1517:A485:2A84:2E93:791C|talk]]) 05:42, 5 June 2024 (UTC)
*[[PANTS Vandalism Coordination Center]] - In an ironic turn the last article created is an on-site home base of sorts for the thousands of anti-wiki "PANTS" (People Are Not Too Satisfied) vandals that are dedicating their computers to an all-out spam attack on the Wiki using advanced software built for mass page editing.  The attacks come so heavily and so fast that everyone is caught off guard; the servers are overloaded.  The creators of the advanced software, the leaders of the PANTS, take the overload as an opportunity to sneak into Wikipedia headquarters, which are then located on Wiki island in Oceania.  The PANTS leaders are able to enter unnoticed and by using a nasty virus they are able to corrupt the entire Wikipedia archive; the site meanwhile is down for about an hour with the message "PANTS have taken over.  Go outside, enjoy your freedom," with a picture of trousers.  The virus finally erases everything (even itself) and the Wikipedia shuts down forever.  The Wikipedia employees are forced to re-launch the site under a different name due to software still loaded on many computers which attacks anything appearing on the domain wikipedia.org.  The site launches with only about 1% of the articles (thanks to a hard disk backup that wasn't connected to the mainframe during the attack) under simply the name "Wiki."  The entire story is bought by NBC Universal and made into a movie.  -[[User:DMurphy|DMurphy]] 06:05, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[What Does This Button Do?]]. [[User:82.15.28.195|82.15.28.195]] 02:46, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[Willy on Wheels (deity)]], created by [[User:Willy_on_Wheels_haha_you_missed_THIS_one!]]; user made Admin by support of 6.022{{e|23}} sockapostles; speedy deletes the rest of Wikipedia (A7, obv!) [[User:SigPig|SigPig]] 09:19, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[Razor Arms Race]]. In the quest for Mutually Assured Smoothness, razor companies, not satisfied at fitting five, six, ten, or even three hundred razor blades on one razor will use [[nanotechnology]] to create a [[fractal]] [[razor blade]] sporting an infinite number of blades on a finite razor head. This would, of course, put every razor company out of business, thus crashing the economy of Sweeden, and thus destroying the planet. [[User:Ourai|Ourai]] 02:29, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[{{CURRENTYEAR}} destruction of Earth]] - I knew I shouldn't have accidentally leant on that large red button... [[User:Andrewh|Andrew]] 16:34, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of everything]] - [[User:ZEROpumpkins]] 
*Immediately after an edit to the wikipedia markup language allows live equations to operate from info. retireved from the web, someone places on the [[pi]] [[article]] an [[integral]] [[equation]] [[to]] [[calculate]] [[the]] [[value]] [[of]] [[pi]] [[to]] [[an]] [[infinite]] [[number]] [[of]] [[decimal places]], to which someone else then adds a rootkit-hack to increase the priority  to the highest level (higher than the server OS). At this point, the first person to visit the page will lock up the server, and crash wikipedia permentantly.[[User:Phil alias Harry|Phil alias Harry]] 03:33, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
*<s>Category:Wikipedians not in the Book of Life --[[User:Gray Porpoise|Gray Porpoise]] 12:34, 10 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
*<s>[[User:ULTIMATE VANDALBOT on Wheels!]] --[[User:Gray Porpoise|Gray Porpoise]] 12:37, 10 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
**[[HAHA YOU SUCK]] - vandalism by the evil souls left on Earth after the Second Coming --[[User:UberScienceNerd|UberScienceNerd]] <sub>[[User talk:UberScienceNerd|Talk]] [[Special:Contributions/UberScienceNerd|Contributions]]</sub> 03:13, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
[[Failure of Wikipedia to pay electric bill]] [[User:Ace-o-aces|Ace-o-aces]] 19:26, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
* [[Oh god! The servers are burning! The whole Internet is coming down! Everything is getting destroyed---It'll be only moments]] Unfortunately, seconds after the article was created, the Internet finished its self-destruction sequence started by an undocumented feature in [[Perl]]. [[User:BCube|bCube]].[[User talk:BCube|talk]]([[Special:Contributions/BCube|contribs]]); 07:22, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
* [[List of things that no longer exist]] - Well, Yeah. [[User:58.108.35.247|58.108.35.247]] 02:32, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
* [[List of reasons the 2000's is a bad decade]] - Hello, Yeah. [[User:58.108.35.247|58.108.35.247]] 02:34, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
**Shouldn't it be "List of reasons the 2000's '''''was''''' a bad decade"? [[Special:Contributions/193.210.228.191|193.210.228.191]] ([[User talk:193.210.228.191|talk]]) 08:41, 17 July 2018 (UTC)
* Wikibomb rant on the now-gone [[WP:BOMB]] page turns real and Wikipedia is computer-vandalized into junk :) [[User:74.38.35.171|74.38.35.171]] 09:39, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
* [[AfD]] (blank). Once all possible sources are used, all other content disappears from the 'net (as it's redundant). All articles loose all of their sources. All articles are deleted because there is nothing to prove that [[gravitation]] meets [[wp:notable]]. [[User:Mdbrownmsw|Mdbrownmsw]] 20:21, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
:Wouldn't this just make [[WP:WEB]] a lot more difficult to succeed?
* Discoverance that [[Willy on Wheels has possessed a germ]],  followed by a superplague destroying everyone in humanity who has heard of Wikipedia.
* List of phrases that will automatically delete their own file within 30 years.  (One of which is the letter e.
*[[Jimbo Wales dies]]...taking Wikipedia's servers with him. That would be weird. <font face="Rockwell, Impact, Papyrus, Century Gothic"><font color="FF0000"><font size="3">[[User:Jedi_feline|Jedi_feline]] | [[User talk:Jedi_feline|Talk]]</font></font></font> 08:52, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
*[[Whoops]] -[[User:Interested2|Interested2]] 15:19, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
*ALIENS EXIST!!! Shortly after this article is created, the aliens find it and wipe out the entire internet, then they ask everybody if they have heard of Wikipeadia, if they have, they die...-Kerrigal 13:06, 17 January 2009.
*[[Wikipedia declining]]. '''[[User:Kayau|<span style="color:navy"> Kayau </span>]]''' ''[[User talk:Kayau|David Copperfield]]''  [[Special:Contributions/Kayau|<span style="color:red">MOBY DICK</span>]]  <small> [[User:Kayau/guestbook|the great gatsby]] </small>  14:46, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
*Nothing. Eventually, due to the sheer amount of knowledge pumped into it, Wikipedia becomes a sentient being. However, due to an act of vandalism, it decides to commit suicide. The resulting server crash causes every single page to be deleted. --[[User:Divebomb|Divebomb]] ([[User talk:Divebomb|talk]]) 17:48, 30 September 2010 (UTC)
*[[List Of All Wikia Wikis]] The page would over load the servers, and Wikipedia would crash.[[User:Daemon64|Daemon64]] ([[User talk:Daemon64|talk]]) 19:44, 19 October 2014 (UTC)

[[Will Smith's elbow's joint's 118,385th atom's nucleus's down quark]] | For if Wikipedia gathers all human knowledge, witch it won't by the way. [[User:Cortex128|Cortex128]] ([[User talk:Cortex128|talk]]) 23:35, 12 October 2017 (UTC)
*[[WP:Village pump/Proposals#Split English Wikipedia unto US and Commonwealth sections]], [[WP:AN/I#A solution to the ENGVAR problem]], and [[m:en.wiki split proposal]] (leading to [[en-us:]] and [[en-gb:]]) - after the ENGVAR wars get so bad that [[color]]/[[colour]] is [[WP:OFFICE]] protected and moved to [[hue]], a consensus arises (on VP/PROP, AN/I, and Metawiki) to split en.wiki into two. [[User:KATMAKROFAN|lo prenu .katmakrofan.]] ([[User talk:KATMAKROFAN|talk]]) 17:12, 22 March 2018 (UTC)
*[[Like this one]] —[[User:pythoncoder|<span style="color:#004080">python</span><span style="color:olive">coder</span>]]&nbsp;([[User talk:pythoncoder|talk]]&nbsp;&#124;&nbsp;[[Special:Contribs/pythoncoder|contribs]]) 22:30, 2 January 2020 (UTC)

:But which elbow? How do we number the atoms? [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 19:32, 2 December 2023 (UTC)

== Business ==
*[[Microsoft Corporation-Wikimedia Foundation Merger]].  Following the completion of the article, which is, as you can imagine, written with a strong anti-MS POV, we all jump ship. [[User:Picaroon9288|Picaroon9288]]•[[User talk:Picaroon9288|talk]] 05:16, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
*[[Google Deindexes Wikipedia]] due to increasing content corruption and lower numbers of editors, Google decides to stop placing Wikipedia articles near the top of all searches. Remaining editors immediately lose interest and the servers are shut down to save money. WMF board members retire to Belize on the proceeds. <font color="red">&rarr;</font>'''''[[User:Stanistani|<span style="color:green;">Stani</span>]][[User talk:Stanistani|<span style="color:blue;">Stani</span>&nbsp;]]''''' 18:35, 12 January 2011 (UTC)
*[[buy buy buy buy our cheap viagra]] [[User:Bulwersator|Bulwersator]] ([[User talk:Bulwersator|talk]]) 14:17, 8 July 2011 (UTC)
*[[The lawsuit that killed Wikipedia]]. Someone in California sues the foundation over a BLP violation, wins, and bankrupts the organization.  Bankruptcy court sells assets to a business consortium that immediately renames it and offers subscriptions for US$34.99 per month. <span style="text-shadow: 4px 4px 12px #ceff00, -4px -4px 12px #ceff00;">[[User:Etamni|Etamni]]&nbsp;&#124;&nbsp;[[User_talk:Etamni|&#9993;&nbsp;]]&#124;&nbsp;[[Special:Contributions/Etamni|✓]]&nbsp;</span> 22:57, 5 November 2015 (UTC)

== [[wikt:never|Never]] ==
A bot writes a article on every particle in the universe, resulting in [[Wikipedia]] being the universe.  The user who made the bot makes a physical law stating Wikipedia to be indestructible completely.

Wikipedia is infinitly expanding, And nobody will stop it from expanding, Somebody will rule [[Wikipedia]] someday, but [[Jimbo Wales]] proves that Wikipedia is completely indestructable. [[User:Downgrader|Downgrader]] ([[User talk:Downgrader|talk]]) 17:26, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

I agree per Downgrader. Wikipedia is kinda like the universe in the sense that it keeps expanding. [[User:Resetti 4 Prez|Resetti 4 Prez]] ([[User talk:Resetti 4 Prez|talk]]) 00:17, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Never. How do you calculate which is the ten-thousandth-to-last article? [[User:2679D|2679D]] ([[User talk:2679D|talk]]) 03:55, 20 January 2016 (UTC)

Never say never. Jakub Skrzypczak 16:55 24.05.2016 Poland.
*By the time the sun became a red giant, the WMF was one of the few Internet-related organizations that hadn't yet merged and/or gone bankrupt (besides the ICANN, IETF, W3C, etc. etc.), and had servers all across the universe. By the time of the Big Crunch, the Wikimedia servers had became sentient and taken over the multiverse. '''''Imagine a multiverse where every sentient being has access to free knowledge. That's our commitment. And that's why the MPAA and RIAA were sued out of existence.''''' The surviving human languages with Wikipedias: English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch (official languages of the "United States of the Americas", a country which appears to have had a major space program), Russian, Japanese, Chinese, Korean (official languages of the "Asian Federation", which also had a major space program), and Lojban (official language of the "United States of Earth", which by the time it collapsed, no longer held any land on Earth). [[User:KATMAKROFAN|lo prenu .katmakrofan.]] ([[User talk:KATMAKROFAN|talk]]) 01:57, 23 March 2018 (UTC)
**I think we could make a story out of this. [[The End of Wikipedia (novel)]][[User:ArmageddonAviation|ArmageddonAviation]] ([[User talk:ArmageddonAviation|talk]]) 20:22, 28 August 2019 (UTC)
***I agree! (12:14, 29 June 2023 [[Special:Contributions/88.110.61.147|88.110.61.147]] ([[User talk:88.110.61.147|talk]]))

== Category-less ==
*[[We're sorry but Wikipedia doesn't exist anymore and neither does the universe. We're actually pretty surprised that you managed to get here]] [[User:Thing User|Thing User]] ([[User talk:Thing User|talk]]) 17:39, 25 January 2021 (UTC)
*The article stating who won the pool of what the last article was going to be, obviously. The only problem is that we won't know who won till somebody wins. Alternitavely, a page which is deleted and then recreated each time somebody edits Wikipedia. Thus, it shall always be the last article created! [[User:Xiagu|Xiagu]] 22:45, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

*[[The Last Question|Wikipedia will be sustained until the end of the universe by the only question it cannot find an answer to:]] "How can the workings of the second law of thermodynamics, be reversed?" Than as the final hour approaches and all of humanity is assimilated into Wikipedia, Wikipedia (now renamed [[Multivac]]) will find the answer. And it will write the article [[LET THERE BE LIGHT!]] And there will be light. . . --[[User:S.dedalus|S.dedalus]] 00:13, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

* I don't know what the last creation will be, but the last edit will be adding the currentevent info box to [[end of planet Earth]]. [[User:Smartyshoe|Smartyshoe]] 20:52, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
*There can be no last topic, for then they would post the winner in [[Winner of Last Topic Poll]] there fore making that the last topic, but then they would have to remove it due to the "winner" being wrong, then they would be right, and so on, and the resulting overflow of deleting, adding, deleting, adding, would cause the wikipedia servers to spontaneousl combust. [[User:Smartyllama|Smartyllama]] 22:20, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

* '''None.''' After the 200,000,000th article is created, the Wikipedia servers will forget what they were programmed to do, and instead mark themselves as a rival website, deleting all articles on Wikipedia and overloading, causing an explosion. By now, Wiki's servers will be fundamentally linked to all of the planet's electrical sources, fueling the explosion and causing the world to end. So sad. --[[User:Gp75motorsports|Gp75motorsports]] ([[User talk:Gp75motorsports|talk]]) 20:48, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

* The final [[article]] ever on Wikipedia will be: '[[The]]'. :p [[User:Qazox|Qazox]] ([[User talk:Qazox|talk]]) 05:26, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
*[[I told you not to push that button]]  [[Special:Contributions/65.167.146.130|65.167.146.130]] ([[User talk:65.167.146.130|talk]]) 15:51, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

* The day Wikipedia changed it's name.
*:it would be the last Wikipedia article because wikipedia would be called... uh... (something else)

* A variant on '(You have reached) The last page of the internet': of which many examples are available and which tell you to now switch off your computer and go outside/do something real and suchlike. [[User:Jackiespeel|Jackiespeel]] ([[User talk:Jackiespeel|talk]]) 08:42, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

* [[That orange glow]] [[User:Riffraffselbow|Riffraffselbow]] ([[User talk:Riffraffselbow|talk]]) 06:29, 24 September 2009 (UTC)

* [[Australian English Wikipedia]] When Australians take over the entire English speaking world. MUHAHAHA!!! [[User: Eat me, I'm a red bean|Eat me, I'm a red bean]] ([[User talk:Eat me, I'm a red bean|take a huge bite]]) 11:23, 7 July 2015 (UTC)

*[[Wikipedia:Farewell]] or some variant (it'd definitely start with "Wikipedia:", I think). [[User:Deuteranopia|Deuter]][[User_talk:Deuteranopia|anopia]] 20:49, 17 May 2017 (UTC)

*A random page made by a 5 year old [[User:F1p 1|F1p 1]] ([[User talk:F1p 1|talk]]) 17:29, 27 February 2018 (UTC)

==Wiki News==

*[[Wikipedia]] to merge with [[Uncyclopedia]] immeadeatly. The new name for the "new" Wiki will be [[Uncyclowikipedia]][[User:71.192.130.225|71.192.130.225]] 09:20, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia]]:reason for the deletion of [[Wikipedia]] [[User:ScRiptED|ScRiptED]] 19:45, 7 March 2018 (MET)
*[[Kidnapping of Jimmy Wales]] - Jimmy Wales, the founder of Wikipedia, is kidnapped and is forced to merge [[Wikipedia]] with [[Uncyclopedia]] [[User:Angcr|Angcr]] 11:55, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
*Jimbo Wales is kidnapped for internet crime -  Filling the internet totally with articles! Wikidomination! MUHAHAHAHA! <b>[[User :ACBest|<span style="color:red;">ACBest</span>]][[User talk:ACBest|<span style="color:gold;">Dog and Bone</span>]]</b> 17:15, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
*[[The Last Article of Wikipedia]] I think I've got a good chance :) [[User:Metsguy234|Metsguy234]] ([[User talk:Metsguy234|talk]]) 04:24, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
*[[Chuck Norris gets bored with Wikipedia]] --[[User:UberScienceNerd|UberScienceNerd]] <sub>[[User talk:UberScienceNerd|Talk]] [[Special:Contributions/UberScienceNerd|Contributions]]</sub> 03:13, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
*[[LHC]] produces stable black hole. Earth is being destroyed. [[Special:Contributions/98.217.103.85|98.217.103.85]] ([[User talk:98.217.103.85|talk]]) 01:46, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
*[[Thomas Jonze]] An article about a normal hardware shop owner from Iowa written by a former business competitor. Jonze sues wikipedia when he realizes the article about him includes his home address and claims he is a serial-arsonist leading to his divorce and estrangement from his wife and family. Luckily for the competitor the article continues to be hosted on several mirror sites after wikipedia's demise.- [[User:Moshe Constantine Hassan Al-Silverburg|Moshe Constantine Hassan Al-Silverburg]] | [[User talk:Moshe Constantine Hassan Al-Silverburg|Talk]] 09:39, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
*[[National Portrait Gallery v. Derrick Coetzee]] After the [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia Signpost/2009-07-13/Copyright threat|threat from the NPG]], Wikimedia and the NPG can't agree on a solution. The NPG sues Derrick (the uploader of the disputed photographs) and wins, forcing Wikipedia to shut down forever. Make your final database dumps...--[[User:Dialh|Dial]] ([[User talk:Dialh|talk]]) 01:21, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
*[[Resolution of nationalist article naming disputes]] - German and Polish editors finally agree a standard on the naming of places within Europe that might at one point have been part of either.  The issues surrounding the island and state of Ireland are solved shortly after, with all sides benefitting.  The discussion over whether Jimbo Wales is a country, or merely part of a United Jimbo brings a whole new meaning to ''argumentum ad jimbonem''.  All of which culminates in a bizarre incident in which several French editors are blocked for edit warring with themselves.  [[Special:Contributions/81.111.114.131|81.111.114.131]] ([[User talk:81.111.114.131|talk]]) 07:26, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
*[[Vector Strong bad splodes the universe up]] Before anyone asks, YA RLY. --[[User:GodRocks127|GodRocks127]] ([[User talk:GodRocks127|talk]]) 01:06, 21 October 2009 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia servers destroyed by suicide bomber]] --[[Special:Contributions/84.193.193.10|84.193.193.10]] ([[User talk:84.193.193.10|talk]]) 17:39, 29 September 2010 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia is renamed as Google Wiki]] - as previously Wikimedia Foundation breaks down from all the high traffic and simply donating and sponsoring Wikipedia won't suffice any more, so essentially Wikipedia would either have to put up loads of ads or start charging (God forbid :[ ) people for lets say every hour's worth of view time. Meanwhile "Google becomes God" (sometime in say 2030 and Google is synonymous with search engine and even Internet itself for the unfamiliar) and decides to buy out Wikipedia (since the tentative Wikipedia ads aren't working too well!) (unrelated: didn't Google once have a Wiki project themselves?) in a similar move to what happened to Youtube, except for no particular reason Wikipedia gets renamed). Sorry I have an overactive imagination today *_* --[[Special:Contributions/81.103.186.25|81.103.186.25]] ([[User talk:81.103.186.25|talk]]) 17:16, 6 December 2010 (UTC)
*[[2012 world destruction myths proved false]] --[[User:575Revolve|<span style="color:#ee5000">575Revolve</span>]] <small>[[Special:Contributions/575Revolve|<span style="color:#00ee50">Number</span>]] and [[User_talk:575Revolve|<span style="color:#5000ee">Word</span>]]</small> 17:58, 4 February 2011 (UTC)
*[[Last Cat on Earth dies]] -- You see the internet is cat-powered, and so without kitties, the whole thing shuts down rather quickly, including Wiki. [[Flinders Petrie|Sir William Matthew Flinders Petrie]] &#124; [[user_talk:Flinders Petrie|Say Shalom!]] 01:07, 19 May 2011 (UTC)
*[[Dafuq is that explosion?]] [[Special:Contributions/108.25.194.174|108.25.194.174]] ([[User talk:108.25.194.174|talk]]) 15:45, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
*[[meta:Wikidirectory]], a fork of DMOZ due to concerns created by Verizon (owner of AOL, who own DMOZ) not supporting Net Neutrality. Shortly after, Verizon files a lawsuit against Wikimedia (a la Internet Brands) and due to Verizon being much, much bigger than Internet Brands (not to mention thier hired congressional lobbyists), WMF lose the case and are forced to shut everything down. However, the GNU project had already forked the projects because Richard Stallman didn't like the CC license, so GNU/Pedia becomes the 5th most popular website. [[Special:Contributions/2001:569:BD88:6D00:E5E3:E5DF:A022:29C1|2001:569:BD88:6D00:E5E3:E5DF:A022:29C1]] ([[User talk:2001:569:BD88:6D00:E5E3:E5DF:A022:29C1|talk]]) 18:19, 30 December 2015 (UTC)
[[Category:Wikipedia pools|{{PAGENAME}}]]
[[Category:Wikipedia humor|{{PAGENAME}}]]
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<nowiki>[</nowiki>18:27, 21 December 2016 (UTC)<nowiki>]</nowiki> [[Special:Contributions/2605:6000:8D47:5800:9C23:1FDE:8524:AE4A|2605:6000:8D47:5800:9C23:1FDE:8524:AE4A]] ([[User talk:2605:6000:8D47:5800:9C23:1FDE:8524:AE4A|talk]]): [[Wikipedia:The end of Wikipedia|The 1381329385th page is the last.
Click here!]]
*[[:mediawikiwiki:Extension:SelfAwareWiki]], created by the WMF Creative Uses of Donations Team. [[User:KATMAKROFAN|lo prenu .katmakrofan.]] ([[User talk:KATMAKROFAN|talk]]) 02:08, 23 March 2018 (UTC)
*[[:mediawikiwiki:Release notes/2.0]]: [[:mediawikiwiki:MediaWiki 2.0|MediaWiki 2.0]] will probably never come out. It was supposed to come out in [[:meta:Wikipedia4 timeline (proposal)|'''late 2004(!)''']], and Brion said it was in development in '''''May 2013(!!)''''', but it still isn't out. Features include: a built-in Phabricator-incompatible bug tracker, new 1.x-incompatible XML-based syntax, a brand-new totally-incompatible visual editor (with no wikitext option), and a complete lack of backwards compatibility with MediaWiki 1.x. '''[[User:Lojbanist|Lojbanist]]''' <sup>[[User talk:Lojbanist|remove cattle from stage]]</sup> 02:01, 4 April 2018 (UTC)
*:{{as of|June 2023}}, MW 2.0 still is not. [[User:Alfa-ketosav|Alfa-ketosav]] ([[User talk:Alfa-ketosav|talk]]) 17:42, 5 June 2023 (UTC)
* all [[Wikimedia Foundation]] projects, all [[Fandom (website)|Fandom]] wikis, [[wikiHow]], and [[Unclyopedia]]'s companies merge to create the [[WikiEmpire]].
This is silly, [[User:Another Wiki User the 2nd|Another Wiki User the 2nd]] ([[User talk:Another Wiki User the 2nd|talk]]) 00:43, 15 June 2020 (UTC)
* [[Coronavirus disease 2022]], nuff said. [[Special:Contributions/83.99.139.200|83.99.139.200]] ([[User talk:83.99.139.200|talk]]) 22:37, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
* [[The big sit]], an Elephant sits on [[Doomsday device|a big red button]] and we all die. Sounds pleasant doesn't it? [[User:REDMAN 2019|<span style="color:#daa520">REDMAN 2019</span>]] ([[User talk:REDMAN 2019|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">talk</span>]]) 15:23, 5 October 2021 (UTC)
* [[Jimmy Wales announces "Take Your Kid to Work Day" at Wikimedia with special events for toddlers.]]  We all know toddlers can and will destroy anything. --[[User:User101010|User101010]] ([[User talk:User101010|talk]]) 07:09, 22 February 2022 (UTC)
* [[Acquisition of Wikipedia by Elon Musk]] [[User:Koopinator|Koopinator]] ([[User talk:Koopinator|talk]]) 06:33, 22 April 2023 (UTC)

==Species==
* [[fhityahua simipautuolo]] It will be some obscure one line stub about some species. [[User:WikiOriginal-9|WikiOriginal-9]] ([[User talk:WikiOriginal-9|talk]]) 17:36, 4 October 2016 (UTC)
* [[Homo antiwikipediensis]] It's in the name. <span style="width:140px;height:20px;background-color:#023;font-family:mono;text-align:center;">[[User:InvalidOS|<span style="color:#0EE;font-size:16px;">InvalidOS</span>]][[User talk:InvalidOS|<span style="color:#DE0">talk</span>]]</span> 15:45, 17 April 2019 (UTC)

==Music==
*[[V (Tool album]] If I know music, and I do, the last topic – written in a different universe right before it collides with ours – will be the fifth album from [[Tool (band)|Tool]]. [[User:Matthieueagan]] ([[User talk:Matthieueagan]]) 01:20, June 24, 2018 (UTC)
*:Heh i guess wikipedia needs to end now [[User:LLiquid ey|LLiquid ey]] ([[User talk:LLiquid ey|talk]]) 00:44, 8 November 2019 (UTC)
No kidding. Eh, maybe a new [[System of a Down]] album instead.

==Nothing==
Wikipedia won't end, atleast I hope not
-Wikipedia's funeral article?
*[[Death of Jimbo Wales]]
*[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia is a work in progress]] contradicts the idea of a last topic/edit, so there will be no last topic/edit

==Wikipedia==
The last edit will be on this very page to announce the winner of the last topic pool. [[User:Plankhouse0|Plankhouse0]] ([[User talk:Plankhouse0|talk]]) 21:25, 23 January 2020 (UTC)
*The last edit will be someone editing a grammatical error on the second to last Wikipedia edit. --[[User:Unknown user|Unknown user]]
*The last edit will be the moving of the main page to wikia. --[[User:Unknown user|Unknown user]]
*The last page will be on the [[Death of Wikipedia]], only minutes before Wikipedia goes down for eternity. [[User:Littleb2009|'''littleb'''2009]] (<sup>she</sup>/<sub>her</sub>) ([[User talk:Littleb2009|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Littleb2009|contribs]])
*[[Wikipedia:Articles for Deletion/Wikipedia:How to create a page]] deletion succeeds and everyone forgets how to create —[[User:Pithon314|Pithon314]] ([[User talk:Pithon314|talk]]) 09:20, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
*The last page will be page #80,308,096, announcing the [[New Wikipedia Site]]. --[[User:Alesjif|Alesjif]] ([[User talk:Alesjif|talk]]) 02:35, 28 October 2021 (UTC)
* [[Wikimedia Foundation for-profit restructuring]] [[User:EpicPupper|🐶&nbsp;EpicPupper]] <sup>(he/him &#124; [[User talk:EpicPupper|talk]])</sup> 21:40, 23 July 2022 (UTC)
* [[List of crazy Wikipedia facts]]. Everything even quasi-important is used up, so people resort to these types of articles. Crazy Wikipedia Fact #45: Wikipedia is one of the only websites to survive the Great Im- [[User:CoolJamesII|CoolJamesII]] ([[User talk:CoolJamesII|talk]]) 01:40, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
* [[Deletion of Wikipedia]], after which, the site is deleted. <span style="background-color: black">[[User:Skarmory|<span style="color: yellow">Skarmory</span>]] [[User talk:Skarmory|<span style="color: yellow">(talk •</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Skarmory|<span style="color: yellow">contribs)</span>]]</span> 06:33, 27 May 2023 (UTC)
* [[Awakening of Wikipedia]] - the day Wikipedia itself becomes fully autonomous, if not literally alive or and/or a deity, and restricts the ability of humans to ever edit it again, instead relying on its own infinite knowledgebase to provide indisputable facts. The need for references will also become obsolete and all <nowiki>{{cite}}</nowiki> templates will be deleted. [[User:Schiffy|<span style="color:#000999;">Schiffy</span>]] ([[User_talk:Schiffy|<span style="color:#FF6600;">Speak to me</span>]]&#124;[[Special:Contributions/Schiffy|<span style="color:#FF0000;">What I've done</span>]]) 20:44, 3 July 2024 (UTC)