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'''THIS PAGE HAS BEEN LIBERATED BY BOBBY BOULDERS'''
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|style="font-size: 120%" align="center"| '''My Vandalism Stats:'''
Since 7/26/06, I've identified and reverted 450 edits as vandalism.


(Accurracy: 97%) <small>([[User:Sopranosmob781/VandalismLog|See Log]])</small>
'''Long live the International Society of Vandals (ISV)!'''
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To join the ISV, please e-mail Bobby Boulders at: imwithbobby@yahoo.com.


'''A Brief Little Ditty About Me'''
==Declaration of Ongoing War Against Wikipedia: 7/31/06==
==Info==
* B.A from [[Stonehill College]] in [[Psychology]]
* M.A from [[Boston College]] in Counseling
* Raised and born in [[Massachusetts]]
* 25 Years Old


==Recent Books that I have read, that the corresponding pages will be added to==
On this great day of July 31, in the Year of Our Lord 2006, the Good and Righteous leader Bobby Boulders has issued a continued Holy War against Wikipedia, as punishment for its members' insubordination and resistence to our valliant vandalism efforts. We will NOT rest until their entire Wiki is destroyed. Heaven be praised!
* [[Fast Food Nation]]

*[[Ball Four]]
Our legions are vast, our numbers in the hundreds, and your Wiki will crumble before our might!
*[[I Am Charlotte Simmons]]
* ''The Lobotomist''
* HAHAHAHAHA! Loser.
God is Great!

Signed,

J. Robert Boulders,

Acting President and Spiritual Leader,

INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF VANDALS

==Mission Statement==

'''ON VANDALISM'''

'''An Essay by Bobby Boulders'''

'''President, International Society of Vandals'''


What drives the Wikimedia vandal to action? What makes him or her tick? The current Administration of the various Wikimedia portals would have you believe that vandals act simply out of a need for attention. They seek to disrupt the ease and functionality of information exchange via the Wikimedia. And they seek to do this only “because they can.”


On a basic level, this concept is true. The majority of so-called “vandals” on the Wikimedia sites vandalize to get a rise out of their peers, or to be clever, cute, funny, or ridiculous. They seek little more than the fleeting attention their handiwork will generate before its inevitable reversion or removal. It is plainly obvious that such vandals are endemic to the Wikimedia, and will remain so, as long as the Wikimedia remain open-source sites, freely capable of being edited by any and all passing users. Primal, unconstructive vandalism is quick, easy, and will always be so.


Vandalism will always remain “easy,” but it needn’t always be unconstructive. Indeed, if bent to just purposes, vandalism of the Wikimedia can be a powerful political tool. We at the International Society of Vandals believe, quite firmly, that vandalism should be constructive in nature. It should serve a greater purpose. It should be done not in bad faith, but with positive, rehabilitative intent. We vandalize to bring about positive and pure change to the Wikimedia system.


What change do we seek? To be blunt, we strive for nothing less than the overthrow of the current Administration of the Wikimedia, and their replacement by more fair, balanced, and philanthropic Administrators. Like the common Frenchmen rebelling against their tyrannical government in the French Revolution, we believe quite strongly in the essence, spirit, and future of our “nation.” Indeed, we value the free exchange of information on the Wikimedia more highly than any of the Administrators do. And we believe that, only by removing or forcing the ouster of these fascist and tyrannical Administrators, can information once again flow freely.


The Administrators have gone too far. They have become cliquish, catty, fascist, and above all, self-interested. They have demonstrated, time and again, that they are not motivated by Good and Righteous desires to aid and continue the freedom of information and aggregation on the Wikimedia. Rather, they are interested only in reverting people’s edits, restricting the flow of new information, and resisting any and all change to the status quo of articles as they currently exist.


Science has taught us that information is not static. One can never know the sum total of all there is to know about any given subject. Likewise, to think that any given Wikimedia article needs no further revision – as seems to be the belief and practice of Administrators – is to spit in the face of Progress and Education.


And thus, our mission is made clear. We will continue to vandalize. We will continue to rebel against tyranny. We will continue, and we will NOT stop, until our goals have been achieved, and the current Administrators of Wikipedia are dethroned. We will disrupt and destroy all Wikimedia sites, piece by piece, until the owners of the Wikimedia sites have lost all faith in the Administrators to execute their jobs effectively. And once those Administrators are terminated from their duties, we will rest. And we will know peace, freedom, liberty, equality, and Progress.

Latest revision as of 21:10, 8 August 2007

My Vandalism Stats:

Since 7/26/06, I've identified and reverted 450 edits as vandalism.

(Accurracy: 97%) (See Log)

Some random boxes
vn-10This user page has been vandalized 10 times.
X This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.
MAThis user has a Master of Arts degree.
This user is of Portuguese ancestry.
This user enjoys rap music.
This user loves rock music.
This user enjoys reading anything.
This user loves Beagles.
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
NEThis user is a fan of the
New England Patriots.
BOS This user is a Boston Red Sox fan.
500+This user has made more than 500 contributions to Wikipedia.
This user is visiting from an alternate universe.
libThis user is a liberal.
According to The Political Compass this user is:
Economic Left (−6.50) and
Social Libertarian (−7.18)
This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*


A Brief Little Ditty About Me

Info

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Recent Books that I have read, that the corresponding pages will be added to

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