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<div style="text-align:center"><big>[[User:The cardinal points are not news/Frog and Freddy|{{age in days|2013|3|13}} days of pontificate]]</big></div> |
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==415== |
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Pope Francis sends fifty-fifth tweet. |
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:'''God offers us love and welcomes us with tenderness? That's what priests do, except they only do it if you're a little boy. |
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==414== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=557548774&oldid=557414005 Pope Francis holds audience with Washington archbishop Donald Wuerl.] |
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:'''Where are the papal headlines? This is from three days ago. Is the world going muslim? |
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==413== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=557414005&oldid=557324786 Pope Francis holds general audience for tenth time.] |
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:'''The church is not an organization founded by an agreement between a group of persons? It's the work of God? <u>Opus Dei</u> is the work of God. Is the church Opus Dei? Is the church evil? |
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:'''The Da Vinci code was full of what? I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe! |
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==412== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=557324786&oldid=557187608 Pope Francis sends fifty-fourth tweet.] |
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:'''The church is a family where we love and are loved? Impossible. A family isn't a church, so a church can't be a family. |
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==411== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=557187608&oldid=557054893 Pope Francis sends fifty-third tweet.] |
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:'''Don't be afraid to aim high? That kind of thinking didn't work too well for me last time. I spent half an hour in the bathroom. |
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==410== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=557054893&oldid=556929906 Pope Francis says Mary is always in a hurry to help us.] |
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:'''I'm like that too. I can't stand to see someone struggling to finish their dessert, so I jump right in. |
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==409== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=556929906&oldid=556880420 Pope Francis sends fifty-second tweet.] |
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:'''God has a loving plan for us? Fine, but it better not be as expensive as a <u>nursing-care</u> plan. |
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==408== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=556880420&oldid=556780959 Pope Francis gives Sunday address for tenth time.] |
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:'''The holy trinity is the face of God? Makes sense. There's the nose, the mouth, and the holy chin. |
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:'''Wait a minute. I think I forgot about the eyes. |
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==407== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=556780959&oldid=556677834 Pope Francis sends fifty-first tweet.] |
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:'''We all have in our hearts some areas of unbelief? I find that rather hard to believe. |
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==406== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=556677834&oldid=556568267 Pope Francis says even atheists can go to Heaven.] |
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:'''What's the point, though? When they get there they'll just say they're in Cloud City. |
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:'''Oops. That's the second star-wars reference I make today. Oddly enough, however, I seem not to know how to write star wars properly. |
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==405== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=556568267&oldid=556460513 Pope Francis sends forty-ninth and fiftieth tweets.] |
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:'''Our lady of Sheshan? She must be related to Asajj Ventress. |
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:'''Miracles happen but prayer is needed? I pray that's not true, 'cuz I don't believe in prayer. |
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==404== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=556460513&oldid=556331668 Pope Francis sends forty-eighth tweet.] |
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:'''The places where I live and work? Either that was bad phrasing or the holy father thinks everyone works at home. |
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==403== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=556331668&oldid=556303088 Pope Francis holds audience with Salvadoran president Mauricio Funes.] |
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:'''He also met with the president of Benin, Yayi Boni, this morning, but you people don't care about that do you? You're all a bunch of racist crackers is what you are. |
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:'''I've just told Obama on you. You're done for, news media. |
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==402== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=556303088&oldid=556296905 Pope Francis speaks of savage capitalism during visit to Vatican soup kitchen.] |
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:'''Savage capitalism? As in «the savage capitalism of the Vatican's financial-information authority, which until today had never released an annual report»? |
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:'''I'm sorry. I have no idea what I'm talking about. |
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==401== |
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=User:The_cardinal_points_are_not_news&diff=556296905&oldid=556296288 Pope Francis sends forty-seventh tweet.] |
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:'''To live according to the gospel is to fight against selfishness? Hold your fire. If anyone's gonna send selfishness to Hell, it's gonna be me. |
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==Archive index== |
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*[[User:The cardinal points are not news/I|2012/10 - 2013/01]] |
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*[[User:The cardinal points are not news/II|2013/01 - 2013/03]] |
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*[[User:The cardinal points are not news/III|2013/03 - 2013/04]] |
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*[[User:The cardinal points are not news/IV|2013/04 - 2013/05]] |
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Latest revision as of 19:34, 12 May 2014
Hi.