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I'm a native Russian, always been interested in science, especially in stuff that involve cryptozoology and astronomy. My real name is Gennady Trinko.

I have always used the nickname Gigantopithecusman on websites, solely based on a hulking ape that once existed in Southeast Asia, and it might have actually gone undiscovered if not for the luck of Ralph von Koenigswald, who first found a chain of Gigantopithecus teeth in a souvenir shop, and traced it to a cave in Southeast China, which has since yielded many jaws and teeth.

I love collecting mushrooms, and sometimes, usually in August, while visiting my birthplace in Solnechnogorsk, I stumble across a huge amount of them, and in August, 2013, I brought home a staggering freight, and I even needed help for carrying all of it. (All pictures below are solely my work)

I had since then set a number of records in the region, especially for the loot I brought in on the 14th August, 2013. You probably won't believe what I did, but all you have to do is ask a relative of mine. Here is the full list of mushrooms I brought in:

1) 25 Boletus Badius, one clearly outsized by at least 5 centimetres (Shown Below)

2)1 Gyroporus Castaneus, a rare mushroom forbidden to be collected in Russia, but I didn't know it back then (Below)

3) 52 Leccinum Scabrous, three of which (Found the year before in the same area) were monstrous.

4) 2 Boletus Erythropus, the one shown below found the day before in a park near the Vystrel area near Lake Senezh, Solnechnogorsk.

5) 126 Boletus Edulis, at least half were infested with maggots. The best ones are shown below, the best is above. One gigantic one was found in the year 2014.

6) A nice Gyroporus Cyanescens that unfortunately was infested.

These above are all true figures, but the year 2013 was not only the best year. In 2012, I suspect I found the biggest Boletus Edulis ever, 57 cm in diameter.

Find more pictures of the haul- in below:

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+{{userpage draft|date=February 2016}}I'm a native Russian, always been interested in science, especially in stuff that involve cryptozoology and astronomy. My real name is Gennady Trinko.
-Gigantopithecus was the name for a huge ape that once existed in southern asia in the Pleistocene. It is commonly approved that the Gigantopithecus genus has two species: G.giganteus and G.blacki, the last of which seems to be the bigger one.
-[[File:Myakka skunk ape 1.png|thumb|One of the two alleged skunk ape photographs, taken near the Myakka river by an anonymous women]]
-At 3 metres tall, it seems to be a veritable king kong, and might actually exist now, as proposed by Grover Krantz. Bigfoot, Yeti, Sasquatch, the Yowie, the Skunk ape, and the Orang Pendek might all be the survivors.
+I have always used the nickname Gigantopithecusman on websites, solely based on a hulking ape that once existed in Southeast Asia, and it might have actually gone undiscovered if not for the luck of Ralph von Koenigswald, who first found a chain of Gigantopithecus teeth in a souvenir shop, and traced it to a cave in Southeast China, which has since yielded many jaws and teeth.
-The picture below clearly shows a strange apelike creature quite similar to an orang-utan, but much bigger, with an estimated arm length of 5 ft! If that is true, then the only animal known to fit the description would be Gigantopithecus Blacki.
+[[File:Young Boletus Edulis.png|thumb|Small one, really]]
+I love collecting mushrooms, and sometimes, usually in August, while visiting my birthplace in Solnechnogorsk, I stumble across a huge amount of them, and in August, 2013, I brought home a staggering freight, and I even needed help for carrying all of it. (All pictures below are solely my work)
+I had since then set a number of records in the region, especially for the loot I brought in on the 14th August, 2013. You probably won't believe what I did, but all you have to do is ask a relative of mine. Here is the full list of mushrooms I brought in:
-Also of great interest is the Dover demon, a humanoid sighted in 1977 near Dover. It seems to have been an alien, with bulging eyes and short legs. A image of the beast was largely disputed, but some experts remain convinced that the animal shown is an extraterrestrial.
+[[File:The biggest Boletus Radius I have ever seen, found by me in August, 2013.png|thumb]]
-[[File:Dover demon in the road.png|thumb|The alleged dover demon picture by three teenagers]]
+) 25 Boletus Badius, one clearly outsized by at least 5 centimetres (Shown Below)
-Ever heard of a strange animal called the Honey Island Swamp Monster?
+)1 Gyroporus Castaneus, a rare mushroom forbidden to be collected in Russia, but I didn't know it back then (Below)
-It also seems to be an extraterrestrial, being extremely fast. Eyewitnesses describe it as being covered with grass, corresponding to the swamp habitat in which it lives, and usually attacks boars, although will attack humans if provoked.
-[[File:Honey Island swamp monster.png|thumb|In 1963, a few witnesses took this picture following a discovery of 20 decapitated boars. It appears to show a small monkey like creature]]
-Again, the existence of this cryptid is a big if, but if it is genuine, then the Honey Island Swamp will be visited by crowds, like with Lake Loch Ness.
+) 52 Leccinum Scabrous, three of which (Found the year before in the same area) were monstrous.
-The best proof we have of Bigfoot to this day is the famous Patterson-Gimlin film, which clearly shows a huge, fur covered animal stride by, glance over her right shoulder, and then turn towards the woods. Many people think of this footage as genuine and the best proof there is, although some experts, including Bernard Heuvelmans, have big questions.
+[[File:Boletus Erythropus.png|thumb]]
+) 2 Boletus Erythropus, the one shown below found the day before in a park near the Vystrel area near Lake Senezh, Solnechnogorsk.
+[[File:Huge Boletus Edulis.png|thumb]]
+) 126 Boletus Edulis, at least half were infested with maggots. The best ones are shown below, the best is above. One gigantic one was found in the year 2014.
+) A nice Gyroporus Cyanescens that unfortunately was infested.
-Although most are easily countered with simple film observations, one remains. Since Bigfoot has a horde of doubters, they have arguments. Their best one is the fact why, despite a lot of searching, no one has ever found a positively identified body or body part. The counterargument is that in places like the Pacific Northwest, and especially in rainy places, it is extremely hard for fossils to form, so that might be the reason.
+These above are all true figures, but the year 2013 was not only the best year. In 2012, I suspect I found the biggest Boletus Edulis ever, 57 cm in diameter.
-The only positively identified yeti hand comes from the Pangboche Monastery in the Himalayas, which was identified as a mixture of human and ape.
+[[File:My friend, Dmitrii Matevosov, points at the Gyroporus Castaneus hidden in the grass.png|thumb]]
-[[File:Tara Mountains Yeti.png|thumb|An alleged photo of a huge apelike creature in the Tatra mountains, Poland, possibly a yeti.]]
+Find more pictures of the haul- in below:
+[[File:Clearly outsized Tylopilus Felleus.png|thumb]]
+[[File:The best ones .png|thumb]]