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#REDIRECT [[List of Beverly Hills, 90210 characters#Ray Pruit]]
'''Ray Pruit''' was a character in the [[1990s]] FOX TV series ''[[Beverly Hills 90210]]''. He was portrayed by actor/singer [[Jamie Walters]].


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Ray was a construction worker whom [[Donna Martin]] met during a prank at California University. Ray came from a poor family and often met the gang with much contension.
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He slept with Valerie behind Donna's back. Ray's mother approved of his relationship with Donna, mostly because of the fact that she comes from a rich family.
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Ray eventually became physically abusive, having harmed Donna on several occasions. He eventually left the series but returned much later, briefly, having been rehabilitated and engaged to an [[Asia]]n woman.

Ray is a deity.

Ray is playing a gig at Hunka Bunka's in Sayerville, N.J., on Saturday, May nineteenth, in the year of our Lord two thousand seven and the Independence of the United States of America the two hundrendth and thirtieth year.

Ray has been, through a court order, banned from coming within 100 feet of any staircase. As a result, he was forced to buy a Ranch style house in his native Los Angeles. It is no longer considered the "City of Angels", as Pruitt would automatically qualify any city in which he dwelled to be a "City of Gods". Sorry, L.A., your moniker is no longer effective. Pruitt Strikes Again!!

Ray complies by the aforementioned court order by choice. As God, Ray is not subject to the laws of man.

Pruitt. Pruitt. Pruitt. Pruitt. Pruitt. Icon. Pruitt. Pruitt. Zeitgist. Pruitt. Pruitt. Sea Bass. Pruitt. Pruitt. Soothing Tonic. Pruitt. Sooothing Pruitt. Majestic Atlantic. Pruitt. Majestic Pruitt. Rob fears sea bass. Pruitt. Staircase. Pruitt. Domestic Violence. Pruitt.

There is currently a fierce debate raging among the world's leading intellectuals about who was the bigger bad ass, Ray Pruitt or Dylan McKay.

The aforementioned "fierce debate" has been finally and conclusively settled: Dylan McKay is the ass. An esteemed panel of esteemed panelists determined that the original topic of debate - "Who is the bigger ass: Ray Pruitt or Dylan McKay?" - was itself a logical fallacy. The very question, with its use of the comparative adjective "bigger," implied that Ray Pruit is, in fact, something of an ass; the question remaining was the degree of ass relative to Dylan McKay. The panelists concluded that Ray Pruitt is nothing of an ass. He is a deity. Thus, the the question of his assness relative to others who are asses is moot. Dylan McKay, as the only topic of debate who was an ass is, by default, the "bigger" ass.
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