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===Alfred Jigsaw Quentin Jones===
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'''Alfred Jigsaw Quentin Jones''' (born May 17, 1992 in [[Bermuda]]) was a troubled teenager who starred in the movie '''''Donnie Darko'''''.<ref>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246578/</ref>
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==Life==
===Early ''Years''===
Alfred was crazy about '''life'''. That is until he realized that life included something called '''death'''. But he saw dead people so that worked out for him.

==Work==
Alfred's work was to collect Jigsaw puzzles and feed them to rabbits. He liked to go to work at the [[Tonucci & Partners Legal Firm]], although he was not employed there. He worked ''hard'', 9am-5 pm, and his '''work''' has been described as ''exemplary''! But it was puzzling that he worked with puzzles. That puzzled his ''employers''.

==Personality==
It is said that '''Alfred Jigsaw Jones''' was angered over the [[BBC|BBC's]] jab at the [[Wikipedia.org/Mexico|Mexicans]].<ref>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-12361790</ref> But the [[Mexicans]] didn't seem to have a problem with it.

==Education==
He attended the Strange Personas High-School of Anaheim, CA. He graduated Sooner Cum Later. He was president of the '''Puzzle Club'''. He was also in the '''Pizza Club'''.

==Demise==

After a short but '''debilitating illness''' which was somewhat of a puzzle to his doctors, Alfred slipped away. He has been largely forgotten ever since and some pieces of his life have been lost forever, probably '''behind his sofa'''. But the dog ate some of them so his life was all for sh*t.

==Resurrection==
Alfred is rumoured to have returned to life. Proof is said to be found in the final scene of the movie ''The Jigsaw of Life'' [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0791080/] where Alfred makes an unmistakable cameo appearance. There are those, however, who discount this alleged appearance as a complete hoax, perpetrated by one of Alfred's former classmates.
==Putting it all together==
Alas, there is really nothing to add here. A sad case! He drove a Chevette though...so there's that...
and that's that unless that is this.

=='''UPDATE!!!'''==
He's now ''dead'' again.
==references==
{{Reflist}}

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