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{{short description|Television series}}
{{Infobox television
{{Infobox television
| show_name = Bajillion Dollar Propertie$
| image = Bajilliondollarproperties.png
| image =
| caption = Season 2 intertitle
| caption =
| genre =
| genre =
| creator = [[Kulap Vilaysack]]
| creator = [[Kulap Vilaysack]]
| starring = [[Dan Ahdoot]]<br>Tim Baltz<br>[[Ryan Gaul]]<br>Mandell Maughan<br>Tawny Newsome<br>Drew Tarver<br>[[Paul F. Tompkins]]
| starring = {{Plainlist|
* [[Dan Ahdoot]]
* [[Tim Baltz]]
* [[Ryan Gaul]]
* [[Mandell Maughan]]
* [[Tawny Newsome]]
* [[Drew Tarver]]
* [[Paul F. Tompkins]]
* [[Eugene Cordero]]
}}
| composer = Jason Moss
| narrated =
| narrated =
| country = United States
| country = United States
| language = English
| language = English
| num_seasons = 1
| num_seasons = 4
| num_episodes = 9
| num_episodes = 34
| executive_producer = Kulap Vilaysack<br>[[Scott Aukerman]]<br>[[Thomas Lennon]]<br>[[Robert Ben Garant]]<br>David Jargowsky
| executive_producer = {{Plainlist|
* Kulap Vilaysack
* [[Scott Aukerman]]
* [[Thomas Lennon]]
* [[Robert Ben Garant]]
* David Jargowsky
}}
| camera =
| camera = [[Single-camera setup|Single-camera]]
| runtime = 30 minutes
| runtime = 30 minutes
| company = Comedy Bang! Bang! Productions<br>[[Paramount Television]]
| company = {{Plainlist|
* Garant/Lennon Productions
| network = [[Seeso]]
* Comedy Bang! Bang! Productions
| picture_format =
* [[Paramount Television Studios|Paramount Television]]
| audio_format =
}}
| first_aired = February 20, 2016
| last_aired = present
| network = [[Seeso]] / [[Pluto TV]]
| website =
| first_aired = {{Start date|2016|02|20}}
| last_aired = {{End date|2019|08|08}}
}}
}}


'''''Bajillion Dollar Propertie$''''' is an American [[comedy]] series on the [[Seeso]] comedy subscription streaming service.<ref>{{cite web|last1=Jarvey|first1=Natalie|title=NBCUniversal to Launch Comedy Streaming Service Seeso|url=http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/nbcuniversal-launch-comedy-streaming-service-832351|date=October 15, 2015|work=[[The Hollywood Reporter]]|accessdate=March 19, 2016}}</ref><ref name="Loaded with talent, Bajillion Dollar Properties has strong curb appeal">{{cite web|last1=Stephens|first1=Emily|title=Loaded with talent, Bajillion Dollar Properties has strong curb appeal|url=http://www.avclub.com/review/loaded-talent-bajillion-dollar-properties-has-stro-233812|website=AV Club|accessdate=19 March 2016}}</ref> The series, created by [[Kulap Vilaysack]], is a semi-scripted parody of [[reality television]] series such as ''[[Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles|Million Dollar Listing]]'' and ''[[Property Brothers]]''.<ref name="Decider">{{cite web|last1=Porch|first1=Scott|title=''Bajillion Dollar Propertie$'' is a breakthrough for Seeso and showrunner Kulap Vilaysack|url=http://decider.com/2016/03/18/bajillion-dollar-properties-kulap-vilaysack-interview/|website=Decider|accessdate=19 March 2016}}</ref> ''Bajillion Dollar Propertie$'' previewed its pilot episode on February 20, 2016 and officially premiered on March 17, 2016.<ref>{{cite web|last1=Collis|first1=Clark|title=Reality show spoof Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ to premiere in March|url=http://www.ew.com/article/2016/02/02/bajillion-dollar-properties|date=February 2, 2016|work=[[Entertainment Weekly]]|accessdate=March 19, 2016}}</ref><ref>{{cite web|last1=Longwell|first1=Todd|title=Seeso Sets Premieres for 3 Series, incl. ‘What’s Your F@%king Deal?!’ and ‘Bajillion Dollar Propertie$’|url=http://www.thevideoink.com/news/seeso-sets-premieres-for-3-series-incl-whats-your-fking-deal-and-bajillion-dollar-propertie/#.Vuz1qxIrLEY|date=February 2, 2016|work=Video Ink|accessdate=March 19, 2016}}</ref> It was reported on April 5, 2016 that the series' second season would premiere in the fall of 2016.<ref>{{cite news|last1=Collis|first1=Clark|title=Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ season 2 to debut in the fall — exclusive|url=http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/05/bajillion-dollar-properties-season-2|date=April 5, 2016|work=Entertainment Weekly|accessdate=June 25, 2016}}</ref>
'''''Bajillion Dollar Propertie$''''' is an American [[comedy]] series on the [[Seeso]] comedy subscription streaming service.<ref>{{cite web|last1=Jarvey|first1=Natalie|title=NBCUniversal to Launch Comedy Streaming Service Seeso|url=https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/nbcuniversal-launch-comedy-streaming-service-832351|date=October 15, 2015|work=[[The Hollywood Reporter]]|access-date=March 19, 2016}}</ref><ref name="Loaded with talent, Bajillion Dollar Properties has strong curb appeal">{{cite web|last1=Stephens|first1=Emily|title=Loaded with talent, Bajillion Dollar Properties has strong curb appeal|url=https://www.avclub.com/review/loaded-talent-bajillion-dollar-properties-has-stro-233812|website=AV Club|date=17 March 2016 |access-date=19 March 2016}}</ref> The series, created by [[Kulap Vilaysack]], is a semi-scripted [[parody]] of the [[reality television]] franchise ''[[Million Dollar Listing]]''.<ref name="Decider">{{cite web|last1=Porch|first1=Scott|title=''Bajillion Dollar Propertie$'' is a breakthrough for Seeso and showrunner Kulap Vilaysack|url=http://decider.com/2016/03/18/bajillion-dollar-properties-kulap-vilaysack-interview/|website=Decider|date=18 March 2016 |access-date=19 March 2016}}</ref> ''Bajillion Dollar Propertie$'' previewed its pilot episode on February 20, 2016 and officially premiered on March 17, 2016,<ref>{{cite magazine|last1=Collis|first1=Clark|title=Reality show spoof Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ to premiere in March|url=https://www.ew.com/article/2016/02/02/bajillion-dollar-properties|date=February 2, 2016|magazine=[[Entertainment Weekly]]|access-date=March 19, 2016}}</ref><ref>{{cite web|last1=Longwell|first1=Todd|title=Seeso Sets Premieres for 3 Series, incl. 'What's Your F@%king Deal?!' and 'Bajillion Dollar Propertie$'|url=http://www.thevideoink.com/news/seeso-sets-premieres-for-3-series-incl-whats-your-fking-deal-and-bajillion-dollar-propertie/#.Vuz1qxIrLEY|date=February 2, 2016|work=Video Ink|access-date=March 19, 2016}}</ref> and the series' second season premiered in the fall of 2016.<ref>{{cite magazine|last1=Collis|first1=Clark|title=Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ season 2 to debut in the fall — exclusive|url=https://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/05/bajillion-dollar-properties-season-2|date=April 5, 2016|magazine=Entertainment Weekly|access-date=June 25, 2016}}</ref> On December 12, 2016, Seeso renewed the series for a third and fourth season.<ref>{{cite web|url=https://deadline.com/2016/12/bajillion-dollar-propertie-renewed-two-more-seasons-seeso-1201868180/|title='Bajillion Dollar Propertie$' Renewed For Two More Seasons By Seeso|last=Petski|first=Denise|publisher=Deadline Hollywood|date=December 12, 2016|access-date=December 13, 2016}}</ref> On August 9, 2017, Seeso announced the shutdown of its service by the end of the year, leaving ''Bajillion Dollar Propertie$'' without a home. On July 15, 2019, it was reported that the previously unaired fourth season would air on [[Pluto TV]].<ref name=":0">{{Cite web|url=https://deadline.com/2019/07/bajillion-dollar-propertie-pluto-tv-premiere-date-season-4-kulap-vilaysack-1202640148/|title='Bajillion Dollar Propertie$' Lands At Pluto TV, Sets Season 4 Premiere Date|last=Ramos|first=Dino-Ray|date=July 15, 2019|website=Deadline|language=en|access-date=2019-07-15}}</ref> As of 2023 the series is no longer available on Pluto.TV.


==Cast==
==Cast and characters==
* [[Dan Ahdoot]] as Amir Yaghoob
* [[Dan Ahdoot]] as Amir Yaghoob
* Tim Baltz as Glenn Bouchard
* [[Tim Baltz]] as Glenn Bouchard
* [[Ryan Gaul]] as Andrew Wright
* [[Ryan Gaul]] as Andrew Wright
* Mandell Maughan as Victoria King
* [[Mandell Maughan]] as Victoria King
* Tawny Newsome as Chelsea Leight-Leigh
*[[Tawny Newsome]] as Chelsea Leight-Leigh
* Drew Tarver as Baxter Reynolds
* [[Drew Tarver]] as Baxter Reynolds
* [[Paul F. Tompkins]] as Dean Rosedragon
* [[Paul F. Tompkins]] as Dean Rosedragon
* [[Eugene Cordero]] as DJ Rosedragon (season 4; recurring season 3)


==Episodes==
==Episodes==
===Season 1 (2016)===
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| EpisodeNumber = 1
| EpisodeNumber = 1
| EpisodeNumber2 = 1
| Title = Meet Platinum
| Title = Meet Platinum
| DirectedBy = [[Robert Ben Garant]]
| DirectedBy = [[Robert Ben Garant]]
| WrittenBy = [[Kulap Vilaysack]]
| WrittenBy = [[Kulap Vilaysack]]
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|2|21}}
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|02|20}}
| ShortSummary = Dean Rosedragon announces a contest to become his partner at Platinum Reality. Glenn, the new office manager, tries to assert himself. Andrew and Baxter are tasked with selling the home of an action movie star with a drug and alcohol problem. Victoria steals one of Chelsea's clients. Amir gets a better understanding of Glenn's abrupt arrival.
| ShortSummary = Dean Rosedragon announces a contest to become his partner at Platinum Reality. Glenn, the new office manager, tries to assert himself. Andrew and Baxter are tasked with selling the home of an action movie star with a drug and alcohol problem. Victoria steals one of Chelsea's clients. Amir gets a better understanding of Glenn's abrupt arrival.


Guest Starring [[Adam_Scott_(actor)|Adam Scott]] as Johnny Dunne
Guest Starring [[Adam Scott (actor)|Adam Scott]] as Johnny Dunne
Co-Starring Suzi Barrett as Server Angela, DeMorge Brown as Bill, Dhruv Uday Singh as Londale
Co-Starring Suzi Barrett as Server Angela, DeMorge Brown as Bill, Dhruv Uday Singh as Londale
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| EpisodeNumber = 2
| EpisodeNumber = 2
| EpisodeNumber2 = 2
| Title = Uncle Jerry
| Title = Uncle Jerry
| DirectedBy = Robert Ben Garant
| DirectedBy = Robert Ben Garant
| WrittenBy = Brad Morris
| WrittenBy = [[Brad Morris]]
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|3|17}}
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|03|17}}
| ShortSummary = Dean hires a sleazy photographer to shoot the brokers' promo photos. Andrew and Baxter show a home to a former college friend. Amir arrives at an open house to find a squatter.
| ShortSummary = Dean hires a sleazy photographer to shoot the brokers' promo photos. Andrew and Baxter show a home to a former college friend. Amir arrives at an open house to find a squatter.


Guest Starring [[Jason Mantzoukas]] as Uncle Jerry, [[Betsy Sodaro]] as Loretta
Guest Starring [[Jason Mantzoukas]] as Uncle Jerry, [[Betsy Sodaro]] as Loretta
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 3
| EpisodeNumber = 3
| EpisodeNumber2 = 3
| Title = Inside Joke
| Title = Inside Joke
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = Alex Fernie
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|3|24}}
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|03|24}}
| ShortSummary = Former foes Victoria and Baxter bond over an inside joke at Chelsea's expense. Their sudden friendship drives Andrew crazy with jealousy. Meanwhile Amir's mysterious new client shows up guns blazing... literally, and Chelsea has to sell a house to a heartbroken man.
| ShortSummary = Former foes Victoria and Baxter bond over an inside joke at Chelsea's expense. Their sudden friendship drives Andrew crazy with jealousy. Meanwhile Amir's mysterious new client shows up guns blazing... literally, and Chelsea has to sell a house to a heartbroken man.


Guest Starring [[Horatio Sanz]] as Dr. Horowitz, [[Andy Richter]] as Art Gordon
Guest Starring [[Horatio Sanz]] as Dr. Horowitz, [[Andy Richter]] as Art Gordon
Co-Starring Joe Nunez as Jota, [[Cedric Yarbrough]] as Trent Adler, Kulap Vilaysack as Voice of Debbie
Co-Starring [[Joe Nunez]] as Jota, [[Cedric Yarbrough]] as Trent Adler, [[Kulap Vilaysack]] as Voice of Debbie
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| EpisodeNumber = 4
| EpisodeNumber = 4
| EpisodeNumber2 = 4
| Title = Amir Is Glenn's Mentor
| Title = Amir Is Glenn's Mentor
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = Shauna McGarry
| WrittenBy = Shauna McGarry
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|3|31}}
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|03|31}}
| ShortSummary = Amir takes Glenn under his wing to teach him about the real estate business and the results are mentally, physically and financially grueling. The Bros are forced to woo an ancient and not quite coherent seller, while Victoria and Chelsea spend the afternoon with a creepy, sex-obsessed client.
| ShortSummary = Amir takes Glenn under his wing to teach him about the real estate business and the results are mentally, physically and financially grueling. The Bros are forced to woo an ancient and not quite coherent seller, while Victoria and Chelsea spend the afternoon with a creepy, sex-obsessed client.


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| EpisodeNumber = 5
| EpisodeNumber = 5
| EpisodeNumber2 = 5
| Title = Brtox
| Title = Brtox
| DirectedBy = Robert Ben Garant
| DirectedBy = Robert Ben Garant
| WrittenBy = Kevin Seccia
| WrittenBy = Kevin Seccia
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|4|7}}
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|04|07}}
| ShortSummary = Amir, Victoria and Baxter endure humiliation after their monthly beauty regimen goes awry, thanks to Glenn. Andrew has to find a home for an intense actor who insists on staying in character the entire time and Chelsea explores a spooky basement in order to get a house to pass inspection.
| ShortSummary = Amir, Victoria and Baxter endure humiliation after their monthly beauty regimen goes awry, thanks to Glenn. Andrew has to find a home for an intense actor who insists on staying in character the entire time and Chelsea explores a spooky basement in order to get a house to pass inspection.


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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 6
| EpisodeNumber = 6
| EpisodeNumber2 = 6
| Title = Roger Me Rightly
| Title = Roger Me Rightly
| DirectedBy = Robert Ben Garant
| DirectedBy = Robert Ben Garant
| WrittenBy = Jessica Gao
| WrittenBy = [[Jessica Gao]]
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|4|14}}
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|04|14}}
| ShortSummary = Platinum receives a visit from Dean's hard-drinking, salesman friend from the old days. His roughhouse tactics clash with the brokers' style. Amir tries to sell a house to a pair of famous lesbians but Glenn's fandom gets in the way, and we meet Platinum's rival firm.
| ShortSummary = Platinum receives a visit from Dean's hard-drinking, salesman friend from the old days. His roughhouse tactics clash with the brokers' style. Amir tries to sell a house to a pair of famous lesbians but Glenn's fandom gets in the way, and we meet Platinum's rival firm.


Guest Starring [[Robert Ben Garant]] as Gao, [[Thomas Lennon]] as Serge, [[Cameron Esposito]] as Liz, [[David Koechner]] as Roger Ramsey, [[Rhea Butcher]] as Jamie
Guest Starring [[Robert Ben Garant]] as Gio, [[Thomas Lennon]] as Serge, [[Cameron Esposito]] as Liz, [[David Koechner]] as Roger Ramsey, [[River Butcher]] as Jamie
Co-Starring [[Mary Jo Catlett]] as Ethel Simmons
Co-Starring [[Mary Jo Catlett]] as Ethel Simmons
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 7
| EpisodeNumber = 7
| EpisodeNumber2 = 7
| Title = Happy Ending
| Title = Happy Ending
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = [[Kate Berlant]]
| WrittenBy = [[Kate Berlant]]
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|4|21}}
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|04|21}}
| ShortSummary = The brokers all get massages but receive far from equal treatment, which causes Glenn to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Chelsea tries to sell a mansion to a popular televangelist who's bringing very specific orders from the lord.
| ShortSummary = The brokers all get massages but receive far from equal treatment, which causes Glenn to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Chelsea tries to sell a mansion to a popular televangelist who's bringing very specific orders from the lord.


Guest Starring [[Paul Scheer]] as Reverend Coyne, Craig Cackowski as Todd the Janitor, Neil Campbell as Zach the Masseuse
Guest Starring [[Paul Scheer]] as Reverend Coyne, [[Craig Cackowski]] as Todd the Janitor, [[Neil Campbell (producer)|Neil Campbell]] as Zach the Masseuse
Co-Starring Londale Theus, Jr. as Brother Gayle
Co-Starring Londale Theus, Jr. as Brother Gayle
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 8
| EpisodeNumber = 8
| EpisodeNumber2 = 8
| Title = Make Partner Part 1
| Title = Make Partner Part 1
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| WrittenBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|4|28}}
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|04|28}}
| ShortSummary = After a frantic race for sales the brokers finally will learn which of them makes partner. The bros deal with a home-intruder-obsessed buyer while Amir tries to sell to a couple looking to cook a very specific recipe. Victoria works with a group of millionaire lottery winners and Chelsea meets Serge & Gio.
| ShortSummary = After a frantic race for sales the brokers finally will learn which of them makes partner. The bros deal with a home-intruder-obsessed buyer while Amir tries to sell to a couple looking to cook a very specific recipe. Victoria works with a group of millionaire lottery winners and Chelsea meets Serge & Gio.


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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 9
| EpisodeNumber = 9
| EpisodeNumber2 = 9
| Title = Make Partner Part 2
| Title = Make Partner Part 2
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = Brad Morris
| WrittenBy = Brad Morris
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|4|28}}
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|04|28}}
| ShortSummary = With more time added to the clock, the brokers scramble for last minute sales in order to lock down the partnership. Chelsea and Victoria take turns trying to sell the mansion of an old man who wants to continue living there. Amir meets with a concussed linebacker who can't remember his own name while Baxter sells to a guy with a golddigger girlfriend, and Andrew takes a shot at the lottery millionaires.
| ShortSummary = With more time added to the clock, the brokers scramble for last minute sales in order to lock down the partnership. Chelsea and Victoria take turns trying to sell the mansion of an old man who wants to continue living there. Amir meets with a concussed linebacker who can't remember his own name while Baxter sells to a guy with a golddigger girlfriend, and Andrew takes a shot at the lottery millionaires.


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===Season 2 (2016)===
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 10
| EpisodeNumber2 = 1
| Title = Victoria Awakens
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = [[Kulap Vilaysack]]
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|10|13}}
| ShortSummary = The brokers grapple with a new status quo and a newly empowered Glenn, while Victoria wallows in her depression. Dean announces his quest to win a Diamond Dealmaker Award. Glenn explores roleplay, while Amir hires a human bloodhound.

Guest Starring [[Zach Galifianakis]] as The Bloodhound, [[Casey Wilson]] as Jen
Co-Starring Craig Cackowski as Todd The Janitor, Ali Ghandour as Hernum, [[Emily Chang (actress)|Emily C. Chang]] as Klea
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 11
| EpisodeNumber2 = 2
| Title = Farsi Lessons
| DirectedBy = [[Brad Morris]]
| WrittenBy = Brad Morris
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|10|13}}
| ShortSummary = Amir leads Victoria into an embarrassing trap, the Bros meet an even more obnoxious bro who’s looking for the ultimate sex pad, while rival brokers Serge and Gio decide to get rough with Glenn.

Guest Starring [[Robert Ben Garant]] as Gio, [[Thomas Lennon]] as Serge, [[Paul Rust]] as Ricky
Co-Starring [[Maz Jobrani]] as Farsi-speaking Client, Amir K as Delivery Guy
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 12
| EpisodeNumber2 = 3
| Title = Spiritual Gurus
| DirectedBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| WrittenBy = Shauna McGarry
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|10|13}}
| ShortSummary = A pair of bizarre self help gurus guide the brokers through their pain. Victoria struggles with her real estate mogul/reality TV star dad’s high expectations, meanwhile Chelsea and Glenn take their relationship to the next level.

Guest Starring [[Busy Philipps]] as Cate Kates, [[Dave Foley]] as Xavier King, [[Sam Pancake]] as Pyotr, [[Drew Droege]] as Grimsley
Co-Starring [[Kirby Howell-Baptiste]] as Rezecca
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 13
| EpisodeNumber2 = 4
| Title = Baxter's Confession
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = Jessica Gao
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|10|13}}
| ShortSummary = A freaked out Andrew hears Baxter possibly confess to a murder in his sleep, Glenn feels disrespected by Dean’s overbearing assistant. An ambitious indie filmmaker tries to pull a fast one on Victoria.

Guest Starring [[Patton Oswalt]] as Derek Young
Co-Starring Mary Sohn as Mara, [[Deanna Russo]] as Cindy Roost, Michael Cassady as Robbie Cass, Craig Cackowski as Todd the Janitor, Suzi Barrett as Angela
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 14
| EpisodeNumber2 = 5
| Title = Amir vs Dean
| DirectedBy = Brad Morris
| WrittenBy = Alex Fernie
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|10|13}}
| ShortSummary = Amir risks it all by threatening Dean with knowledge of a devastating secret. Chelsea enlists a deep cover expert to help her rid a property of raccoons, Victoria deals with a delusional dog owner.

Guest Starring [["Weird Al" Yankovic]] as Tug Friendly, [[Lennon Parham]] as Carla Sutcliffe
Co-Starring Ithamar Enriquez as Kebbin
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 15
| EpisodeNumber2 = 6
| Title = Snip Quit
| DirectedBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| WrittenBy = [[Kate Berlant]]
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|10|13}}
| ShortSummary = Chelsea goes viral with a new Snip Quit app that tells you if you should get bangs, Glenn sells to a gangster rapper with a secret soft spot, and Amir faces off with the bad boys of Infinity Firm, Serge and Gio.

Guest Starring [[Robert Ben Garant]] as Gio, [[Thomas Lennon]] as Serge, Zeke Nicholson as Just Mac
Co-Starring Christina Anthony as Marigold, [[Brad Morris]] as Uri Lurie
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 16
| EpisodeNumber2 = 7
| Title = Predator Party
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = Kevin Seccia
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|10|13}}
| ShortSummary = Glenn throws a doomed Predator-themed party for Dean. Victoria and Amir do battle with the help of their two toughest clients, Chelsea negotiates with Vitali, a dangerous Eastern Bloc mobster.

Guest Starring [[John Morrison (wrestler)|John Hennigan]] as Brash Roderick, [[Nick Kroll]] as Graham Simon, Kendra Smith as Athena
Co-Starring [[Jeremy Rowley]] as Vitali, Mary Sohn as Mara
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 17
| EpisodeNumber2 = 8
| Title = Day of the Diamond Dealmakers
| DirectedBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| WrittenBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|10|13}}
| ShortSummary = It’s finally the day of the big award show and everyone’s on edge. Victoria meets with her loser ex-boyfriend, the Bros handle a client with a terrible poker face and Dean makes a pact with Serge and Gio.

Guest Starring [[Robert Ben Garant]] as Gio, [[Thomas Lennon]] as Serge, [[Jack McBrayer]] as Phillib Almnall, [[Randall Park]] as Grieg
Co-Starring [[Carlos Santos (MTV Tr3́s)|Carlos Santos]] as Vaul
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 18
| EpisodeNumber2 = 9
| Title = Night of the Diamond Dealmakers
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = Brad Morris
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2016|10|13}}
| ShortSummary = It’s the night of the award show. Platinum competes for the biggest prize in real estate, Victoria meets her destiny, the Bros tear the house down with a stunning dance number, and a relationship is destroyed forever.

Guest Starring [[Robert Ben Garant]] as Gio, [[Thomas Lennon]] as Serge
Co-Starring [[Candace Brown]] as Jeannie Marchand, [[Madison Hildebrand]] as himself, [[Carlos Santos (MTV Tr3́s)|Carlos Santos]] as Vaul, Carl Tart as Eugene "Rocket" Jackson, Janie Haddad Tompkins as Stoffanie Michaels
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===Season 3 (2017)===
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 19
| EpisodeNumber2 = 1
| Title = Dean's Legacy
| DirectedBy = [[Kulap Vilaysack]]
| WrittenBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|06|01}}
| ShortSummary = Dean will choose a realtor to write the foreword to his autobiography; Amir tries to end his sales slump; Dean's son D.J. runs the office while new "emo Glen" wallows in depression; Baxter shows a house to a doula.<br/>Guest starring: [[Rhys Darby]] as Stevahn Rabren, [[Kate Berlant]] as Morningstar.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 20
| EpisodeNumber2 = 2
| Title = A Divided House
| DirectedBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| WrittenBy = Shauna McGarry
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|06|01}}
| ShortSummary = Baxter and Andrew are still fighting and can't make a sale, forcing Amir to intervene; Victoria tries to make girl friends and joins a cult; Dean visits with a book editor.<br/>Guest starring: [[Stephanie Allynne]] as Aisha, [[Mary Holland]] as Missy, [[Lauren Lapkus]] as Nadine, [[Nicole Parker]] as Gwentolyn Swanson, Erin Whitehead as Tess, Deanna Cheng as Leshley Archer.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 21
| EpisodeNumber2 = 3
| Title = Chelsea Leight-Leigh Lately
| DirectedBy = [[Seth Morris]]
| WrittenBy = Alex Fernie
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|06|01}}
| ShortSummary = Chelsea goes on a tech detox; Andrew and Baxter sell a house for a guitarist who played on "Smooth"; Amir mistakes bribery for flirtation; Glenn pitches Dean his forward.<br/>Guest starring: Craig Cackowski as Todd, [[Sarah Silverman]] as Zars St. Lars, [[Gillian Jacobs]] as Jenny Tanner, Mano Agapian as Stavros, [[Keiko Agena]] as Tamamara.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 22
| EpisodeNumber2 = 4
| Title = Disaster Drills
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = Seth Morris
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|06|01}}
| ShortSummary = Dean puts Baxter's, Chelsea's, and Victoria's emergency preparedness to the test; Amir tutors a client with financial problems and unexpected visitors; Andrew shows a house to an erotica writer; D.J. and Glenn bond over prank calls.<br/>Guest starring: [[Maribeth Monroe]] as Merry Capshaw, [[Steven Yeun]] as Eric, [[Aaron Takahashi]] as Donny, [[Earl Baylon]] as Alan, [[Ann Maddox]] as Heather
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 23
| EpisodeNumber2 = 5
| Title = The Wheelbarrows
| DirectedBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| WrittenBy = Kevin Seccia
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|06|01}}
| ShortSummary = Baxter and Chelsea start a band; Victoria hosts an open house; Dean appears on ''The Real Estate Show'' to promote his book; Glenn shows a house to an objectophile; Amir and Glenn make up over a coffee incident.<br/>Guest starring: [[June Diane Raphael]] as Sabra, [[Jessica St. Clair]] as Leatha Benet, [[Howard Kremer]] as Gerald.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 24
| EpisodeNumber2 = 6
| Title = The Platinum Curse
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = Matt McConkey
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|06|01}}
| ShortSummary = Victoria adopts a creepy doll; D.J. tries to bond with Amir; Glenn interrupts a robbery and tries to list a horror movie star's property; Dean records an answering machine greeting.<br/>Guest starring: [[James Adomian]] as Maximillian Blanc, Craig Cackowski as Todd, Alex Fernie as Hank, Todd Fasen as Lou, [[Alex Berg]] as Karl.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 25
| EpisodeNumber2 = 7
| Title = Looking Forward
| DirectedBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| WrittenBy = Seth Morris
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|06|01}}
| ShortSummary = Andrew and Baxter co-list a house with Rocket Jackson; Chelsea shows a house to a buyer concerned with whale attacks; Dean hires photographer Jerry for his book's dust cover.<br/>Guest starring: [[Jason Mantzoukas]] as Jerry, [[Jessica St. Clair]] as Leatha Benet, Carl Tart as Eugene "Rocket" Jackson, [[Bret McKenzie]] as Huck, [[Kulap Vilaysack]] as Cassandra, Mano Agapian as Stavros, Marcy Jarreau as Shargaret Talume.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 26
| EpisodeNumber2 = 8
| Title = Bookend
| DirectedBy = Seth Morris
| WrittenBy = Shauna McGarry
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|06|01}}
| ShortSummary = After collapsing, Dean is in a coma; D.J. insists that the book release party go on; Amir wakes up Dean and kidnaps him; Chelsea accidentally eats meat; Glenn creates an online dating profile.<br/>Guest starring: Craig Cackowski as Todd, [[Nicole Parker]] as Gwentolyn Swanson, [[Dave Foley]] as Xavier King, Owen Burke as Richolas Burkas.
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===Season 4 (2019)===
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 27
| EpisodeNumber2 = 1
| Title = Missing Dean
| DirectedBy = [[Kulap Vilaysack]]
| WrittenBy = [[Seth Morris]]
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2019|08|05}}
| ShortSummary = D.J. has been in charge of Platinum Realty for six months; Amir, who has started smuggling rare birds, shows a house to a very touchy client; Victoria tries to find Dean and discovers that Glenn is his son; Baxter and Andrew deal with a very childish client; Glenn hires a team of matchmakers; Dean reappears from hiding.<br/>Guest starring: [[Adam Pally]] as Braden Bryce Howard, [[Laura Krafft]] as Agneta, [[Nicole Byer]] as Mandine Chinton, [[Jamie Denbo]] as Beverly, [[Jessica Chaffin]] as Ronna, Shauna McGarry as Shaunia, Deborah Tarica as Brethany.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 28
| EpisodeNumber2 = 2
| Title = Royale Pains
| DirectedBy = Seth Morris
| WrittenBy = Alex Fernie
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2019|08|05}}
| ShortSummary = Dean goes back to being a broker and faces a figure from his past; Glenn shows a house to a prince; Chelsea gets involved in a business opportunity.<br/>Guest starring: [[Jessica St. Clair]] as Leatha Benet, [[Dana Carvey]] as Prince Borislav, Edgar Blackmon as Robin, [[Ben Schwartz]] as Quistian Gayle, [[Matt Gourley]] as Chavdar.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 29
| EpisodeNumber2 = 3
| Title = Tough Love
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = Kevin Seccia
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2019|08|06}}
| ShortSummary = Amir sells a house for a divorcing couple; Glenn goes on a date; Andrew and Baxter order sandwiches; Victoria appears on her father's show ''The King Maker''; Dean meets with old rivals.<br/>Guest starring: [[John Gemberling]] as Bart, [[David Walton (actor)|David Walton]] as Wilham Murghey, [[Whitney Cummings]] as Elizageth Murghey, [[Alicia Silverstone]] as Annabelle Shelly, [[Dave Foley]] as Xavier King, [[Robert Ben Garant]] as Gio, [[Thomas Lennon]] as Serge, Deborah Tarica as Brethany, Jessica Jean Jardine as Inkrid.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 30
| EpisodeNumber2 = 4
| Title = Stapler's Monster
| DirectedBy = Alex Fernie
| WrittenBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2019|08|06}}
| ShortSummary = Victoria meets with the "Property brothers"; Andrew and Baxter go undercover; Dean struggles to fit in; Glenn has an encounter with Serge and Gio.<br/>Guest starring: [[Randy Sklar]] as Craigory, [[Jason Sklar]] as Georch, [[Robert Ben Garant]] as Gio, [[Thomas Lennon]] as Serge, [[Ben Schwartz]] as Quistian Gayle, Mano Agapion as Stavros.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 31
| EpisodeNumber2 = 5
| Title = Good Todd Hunting
| DirectedBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| WrittenBy = Matt McConkey
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2019|08|07}}
| ShortSummary = Andrew comes under questioning for a property he sold; Baxter shows a home to his exes; Amir and Victoria bump into Serge and Gio; Dean and Todd go to couples therapy at D.J.'s behest.<br/>Guest starring: Craig Cackowski as Todd, [[Rich Fulcher]] as Doctor Chambong, [[Tom Lenk]] as Brandoon, [[Jack Plotnick]] as Gizzy, [[Rob Corddry]] as Inspector Suggs, [[Robert Ben Garant]] as Gio, [[Thomas Lennon]] as Serge, Melissa Stephens as Yamy Goodwin, Matt McConkey as Fat Adam.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 32
| EpisodeNumber2 = 6
| Title = Love Is the Most Dangerous Game
| DirectedBy = Seth Morris
| WrittenBy = Alex Fernie
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2019|08|07}}
| ShortSummary = Dean and a rival need Dean's help; Andrew's showing turns personal; Chelsea and Amir have lunch; Baxter's boyfriend visits.<br/>Guest starring: [[Marc Evan Jackson]] as Dickie Chambers, [[Mary Elizabeth Ellis]] as Wivian Turnter, [[John Gemberling]] as Barl, Allan McLeod as Jeffney Buckley.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 33
| EpisodeNumber2 = 7
| Title = Held Breath
| DirectedBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| WrittenBy = Mike Hanford
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2019|08|08}}
| ShortSummary = Glenn has an exacting and personal client; Chelsea shows a house to a scientist; Baxter gets inside information.<br/>Guest starring: [[Ginger Gonzaga]] as Julianka, [[Gary Anthony Williams]] as Neil deCicely Tyson, [[Chris Parnell]] as Walton Rothchild, Pam Murphy as Maria.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 34
| EpisodeNumber2 = 8
| Title = Family Matters
| DirectedBy = Kulap Vilaysack
| WrittenBy = Shauna McGarry
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2019|08|08}}
| ShortSummary = At Glenn's wedding, emotions boil over, truths are revealed, and a vote is held.<br/>Guest starring: [[Laura Krafft]] as Agneta, Carl Tart as Eugene "Rocket" Jackson, [[Rich Fulcher]] as Doctor Chambong, [[Ginger Gonzaga]] as Julianka, Mary Sohn as Maria.
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==2017 campaign to save ''Bajillion Dollar Propertie$''==
On August 9, 2017 it was announced that [[NBC]] would be shutting down [[Seeso]]. A web campaign to "#BuyJillion" quickly formed to encourage another network or streaming service to pick up the show for future seasons.<ref>{{Cite news|url=http://splitsider.com/2017/08/talking-with-scott-aukerman-and-kulap-vilaysack-about-the-future-of-their-seeso-shows/|title=Talking with Scott Aukerman and Kulap Vilaysack About the Future of Their Seeso Shows|last=Arthur|first=Kenneth|date=August 29, 2017|work=Splitsider|access-date=August 29, 2017|language=en|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20170830010535/http://splitsider.com/2017/08/talking-with-scott-aukerman-and-kulap-vilaysack-about-the-future-of-their-seeso-shows/|archive-date=August 30, 2017|url-status=dead}}</ref> On July 15, 2019, it was reported that [[Pluto TV]] would air the previously unseen fourth season of ''Bajillion Dollar Propertie$''.<ref name=":0" />


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Bajillion Dollar Propertie$
Season 2 intertitle
Created byKulap Vilaysack
Starring
ComposerJason Moss
Country of originUnited States
Original languageEnglish
No. of seasons4
No. of episodes34
Production
Executive producers
Camera setupSingle-camera
Running time30 minutes
Production companies
Original release
NetworkSeeso / Pluto TV
ReleaseFebruary 20, 2016 (2016-02-20) –
August 8, 2019 (2019-08-08)

Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ is an American comedy series on the Seeso comedy subscription streaming service.[1][2] The series, created by Kulap Vilaysack, is a semi-scripted parody of the reality television franchise Million Dollar Listing.[3] Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ previewed its pilot episode on February 20, 2016 and officially premiered on March 17, 2016,[4][5] and the series' second season premiered in the fall of 2016.[6] On December 12, 2016, Seeso renewed the series for a third and fourth season.[7] On August 9, 2017, Seeso announced the shutdown of its service by the end of the year, leaving Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ without a home. On July 15, 2019, it was reported that the previously unaired fourth season would air on Pluto TV.[8] As of 2023 the series is no longer available on Pluto.TV.

Cast and characters

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Episodes

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Season 1 (2016)

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No.
overall		No. in
season		TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal release date
11"Meet Platinum"Robert Ben GarantKulap VilaysackFebruary 20, 2016 (2016-02-20)

Dean Rosedragon announces a contest to become his partner at Platinum Reality. Glenn, the new office manager, tries to assert himself. Andrew and Baxter are tasked with selling the home of an action movie star with a drug and alcohol problem. Victoria steals one of Chelsea's clients. Amir gets a better understanding of Glenn's abrupt arrival.

Guest Starring Adam Scott as Johnny Dunne

Co-Starring Suzi Barrett as Server Angela, DeMorge Brown as Bill, Dhruv Uday Singh as Londale
22"Uncle Jerry"Robert Ben GarantBrad MorrisMarch 17, 2016 (2016-03-17)

Dean hires a sleazy photographer to shoot the brokers' promo photos. Andrew and Baxter show a home to a former college friend. Amir arrives at an open house to find a squatter.

Guest Starring Jason Mantzoukas as Uncle Jerry, Betsy Sodaro as Loretta

Co-Starring Jeff B. Davis as Dirk St. Hancock, Jerry Minor as Brentyl, Kulap Vilaysack as Cassandra
33"Inside Joke"Alex FernieAlex FernieMarch 24, 2016 (2016-03-24)

Former foes Victoria and Baxter bond over an inside joke at Chelsea's expense. Their sudden friendship drives Andrew crazy with jealousy. Meanwhile Amir's mysterious new client shows up guns blazing... literally, and Chelsea has to sell a house to a heartbroken man.

Guest Starring Horatio Sanz as Dr. Horowitz, Andy Richter as Art Gordon

Co-Starring Joe Nunez as Jota, Cedric Yarbrough as Trent Adler, Kulap Vilaysack as Voice of Debbie
44"Amir Is Glenn's Mentor"Alex FernieShauna McGarryMarch 31, 2016 (2016-03-31)

Amir takes Glenn under his wing to teach him about the real estate business and the results are mentally, physically and financially grueling. The Bros are forced to woo an ancient and not quite coherent seller, while Victoria and Chelsea spend the afternoon with a creepy, sex-obsessed client.

Guest Starring Kerri Kenney-Silver as Mrs. Gullier, Seth Morris as Shoshua

Co-Starring Brian Huskey as Major Domo Gustav, David Jargowsky as Homeowner, Ingrid Haas as Mentor Client
55"Brtox"Robert Ben GarantKevin SecciaApril 7, 2016 (2016-04-07)

Amir, Victoria and Baxter endure humiliation after their monthly beauty regimen goes awry, thanks to Glenn. Andrew has to find a home for an intense actor who insists on staying in character the entire time and Chelsea explores a spooky basement in order to get a house to pass inspection.

Guest Starring Scott Aukerman as Tobin, Rich Fulcher as Dr. Chambong, Chris Tallman as Hector

Co-Starring John Ennis as Cable Guy, Amy Rhodes as Susan
66"Roger Me Rightly"Robert Ben GarantJessica GaoApril 14, 2016 (2016-04-14)

Platinum receives a visit from Dean's hard-drinking, salesman friend from the old days. His roughhouse tactics clash with the brokers' style. Amir tries to sell a house to a pair of famous lesbians but Glenn's fandom gets in the way, and we meet Platinum's rival firm.

Guest Starring Robert Ben Garant as Gio, Thomas Lennon as Serge, Cameron Esposito as Liz, David Koechner as Roger Ramsey, River Butcher as Jamie

Co-Starring Mary Jo Catlett as Ethel Simmons
77"Happy Ending"Alex FernieKate BerlantApril 21, 2016 (2016-04-21)

The brokers all get massages but receive far from equal treatment, which causes Glenn to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Chelsea tries to sell a mansion to a popular televangelist who's bringing very specific orders from the lord.

Guest Starring Paul Scheer as Reverend Coyne, Craig Cackowski as Todd the Janitor, Neil Campbell as Zach the Masseuse

Co-Starring Londale Theus, Jr. as Brother Gayle
88"Make Partner Part 1"Alex FernieKulap VilaysackApril 28, 2016 (2016-04-28)

After a frantic race for sales the brokers finally will learn which of them makes partner. The bros deal with a home-intruder-obsessed buyer while Amir tries to sell to a couple looking to cook a very specific recipe. Victoria works with a group of millionaire lottery winners and Chelsea meets Serge & Gio.

Guest Starring Matt Besser as Rick, Danielle Schneider as Jennifer, Jefferson Dutton as Dutts, David Ferguson as Deef
99"Make Partner Part 2"Alex FernieBrad MorrisApril 28, 2016 (2016-04-28)

With more time added to the clock, the brokers scramble for last minute sales in order to lock down the partnership. Chelsea and Victoria take turns trying to sell the mansion of an old man who wants to continue living there. Amir meets with a concussed linebacker who can't remember his own name while Baxter sells to a guy with a golddigger girlfriend, and Andrew takes a shot at the lottery millionaires.

Guest Starring Jon Gabrus as Jumbo Haynes, Andy Daly as Don Dimello

Season 2 (2016)

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season		TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal release date
101"Victoria Awakens"Alex FernieKulap VilaysackOctober 13, 2016 (2016-10-13)

The brokers grapple with a new status quo and a newly empowered Glenn, while Victoria wallows in her depression. Dean announces his quest to win a Diamond Dealmaker Award. Glenn explores roleplay, while Amir hires a human bloodhound.

Guest Starring Zach Galifianakis as The Bloodhound, Casey Wilson as Jen

Co-Starring Craig Cackowski as Todd The Janitor, Ali Ghandour as Hernum, Emily C. Chang as Klea
112"Farsi Lessons"Brad MorrisBrad MorrisOctober 13, 2016 (2016-10-13)

Amir leads Victoria into an embarrassing trap, the Bros meet an even more obnoxious bro who’s looking for the ultimate sex pad, while rival brokers Serge and Gio decide to get rough with Glenn.

Guest Starring Robert Ben Garant as Gio, Thomas Lennon as Serge, Paul Rust as Ricky

Co-Starring Maz Jobrani as Farsi-speaking Client, Amir K as Delivery Guy
123"Spiritual Gurus"Kulap VilaysackShauna McGarryOctober 13, 2016 (2016-10-13)

A pair of bizarre self help gurus guide the brokers through their pain. Victoria struggles with her real estate mogul/reality TV star dad’s high expectations, meanwhile Chelsea and Glenn take their relationship to the next level.

Guest Starring Busy Philipps as Cate Kates, Dave Foley as Xavier King, Sam Pancake as Pyotr, Drew Droege as Grimsley

Co-Starring Kirby Howell-Baptiste as Rezecca
134"Baxter's Confession"Alex FernieJessica GaoOctober 13, 2016 (2016-10-13)

A freaked out Andrew hears Baxter possibly confess to a murder in his sleep, Glenn feels disrespected by Dean’s overbearing assistant. An ambitious indie filmmaker tries to pull a fast one on Victoria.

Guest Starring Patton Oswalt as Derek Young

Co-Starring Mary Sohn as Mara, Deanna Russo as Cindy Roost, Michael Cassady as Robbie Cass, Craig Cackowski as Todd the Janitor, Suzi Barrett as Angela
145"Amir vs Dean"Brad MorrisAlex FernieOctober 13, 2016 (2016-10-13)

Amir risks it all by threatening Dean with knowledge of a devastating secret. Chelsea enlists a deep cover expert to help her rid a property of raccoons, Victoria deals with a delusional dog owner.

Guest Starring "Weird Al" Yankovic as Tug Friendly, Lennon Parham as Carla Sutcliffe

Co-Starring Ithamar Enriquez as Kebbin
156"Snip Quit"Kulap VilaysackKate BerlantOctober 13, 2016 (2016-10-13)

Chelsea goes viral with a new Snip Quit app that tells you if you should get bangs, Glenn sells to a gangster rapper with a secret soft spot, and Amir faces off with the bad boys of Infinity Firm, Serge and Gio.

Guest Starring Robert Ben Garant as Gio, Thomas Lennon as Serge, Zeke Nicholson as Just Mac

Co-Starring Christina Anthony as Marigold, Brad Morris as Uri Lurie
167"Predator Party"Alex FernieKevin SecciaOctober 13, 2016 (2016-10-13)

Glenn throws a doomed Predator-themed party for Dean. Victoria and Amir do battle with the help of their two toughest clients, Chelsea negotiates with Vitali, a dangerous Eastern Bloc mobster.

Guest Starring John Hennigan as Brash Roderick, Nick Kroll as Graham Simon, Kendra Smith as Athena

Co-Starring Jeremy Rowley as Vitali, Mary Sohn as Mara
178"Day of the Diamond Dealmakers"Kulap VilaysackKulap VilaysackOctober 13, 2016 (2016-10-13)

It’s finally the day of the big award show and everyone’s on edge. Victoria meets with her loser ex-boyfriend, the Bros handle a client with a terrible poker face and Dean makes a pact with Serge and Gio.

Guest Starring Robert Ben Garant as Gio, Thomas Lennon as Serge, Jack McBrayer as Phillib Almnall, Randall Park as Grieg

Co-Starring Carlos Santos as Vaul
189"Night of the Diamond Dealmakers"Alex FernieBrad MorrisOctober 13, 2016 (2016-10-13)

It’s the night of the award show. Platinum competes for the biggest prize in real estate, Victoria meets her destiny, the Bros tear the house down with a stunning dance number, and a relationship is destroyed forever.

Guest Starring Robert Ben Garant as Gio, Thomas Lennon as Serge

Co-Starring Candace Brown as Jeannie Marchand, Madison Hildebrand as himself, Carlos Santos as Vaul, Carl Tart as Eugene "Rocket" Jackson, Janie Haddad Tompkins as Stoffanie Michaels

Season 3 (2017)

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season		TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal release date
191"Dean's Legacy"Kulap VilaysackKulap VilaysackJune 1, 2017 (2017-06-01)
Dean will choose a realtor to write the foreword to his autobiography; Amir tries to end his sales slump; Dean's son D.J. runs the office while new "emo Glen" wallows in depression; Baxter shows a house to a doula.
Guest starring: Rhys Darby as Stevahn Rabren, Kate Berlant as Morningstar.
202"A Divided House"Kulap VilaysackShauna McGarryJune 1, 2017 (2017-06-01)
Baxter and Andrew are still fighting and can't make a sale, forcing Amir to intervene; Victoria tries to make girl friends and joins a cult; Dean visits with a book editor.
Guest starring: Stephanie Allynne as Aisha, Mary Holland as Missy, Lauren Lapkus as Nadine, Nicole Parker as Gwentolyn Swanson, Erin Whitehead as Tess, Deanna Cheng as Leshley Archer.
213"Chelsea Leight-Leigh Lately"Seth MorrisAlex FernieJune 1, 2017 (2017-06-01)
Chelsea goes on a tech detox; Andrew and Baxter sell a house for a guitarist who played on "Smooth"; Amir mistakes bribery for flirtation; Glenn pitches Dean his forward.
Guest starring: Craig Cackowski as Todd, Sarah Silverman as Zars St. Lars, Gillian Jacobs as Jenny Tanner, Mano Agapian as Stavros, Keiko Agena as Tamamara.
224"Disaster Drills"Alex FernieSeth MorrisJune 1, 2017 (2017-06-01)
Dean puts Baxter's, Chelsea's, and Victoria's emergency preparedness to the test; Amir tutors a client with financial problems and unexpected visitors; Andrew shows a house to an erotica writer; D.J. and Glenn bond over prank calls.
Guest starring: Maribeth Monroe as Merry Capshaw, Steven Yeun as Eric, Aaron Takahashi as Donny, Earl Baylon as Alan, Ann Maddox as Heather
235"The Wheelbarrows"Kulap VilaysackKevin SecciaJune 1, 2017 (2017-06-01)
Baxter and Chelsea start a band; Victoria hosts an open house; Dean appears on The Real Estate Show to promote his book; Glenn shows a house to an objectophile; Amir and Glenn make up over a coffee incident.
Guest starring: June Diane Raphael as Sabra, Jessica St. Clair as Leatha Benet, Howard Kremer as Gerald.
246"The Platinum Curse"Alex FernieMatt McConkeyJune 1, 2017 (2017-06-01)
Victoria adopts a creepy doll; D.J. tries to bond with Amir; Glenn interrupts a robbery and tries to list a horror movie star's property; Dean records an answering machine greeting.
Guest starring: James Adomian as Maximillian Blanc, Craig Cackowski as Todd, Alex Fernie as Hank, Todd Fasen as Lou, Alex Berg as Karl.
257"Looking Forward"Kulap VilaysackSeth MorrisJune 1, 2017 (2017-06-01)
Andrew and Baxter co-list a house with Rocket Jackson; Chelsea shows a house to a buyer concerned with whale attacks; Dean hires photographer Jerry for his book's dust cover.
Guest starring: Jason Mantzoukas as Jerry, Jessica St. Clair as Leatha Benet, Carl Tart as Eugene "Rocket" Jackson, Bret McKenzie as Huck, Kulap Vilaysack as Cassandra, Mano Agapian as Stavros, Marcy Jarreau as Shargaret Talume.
268"Bookend"Seth MorrisShauna McGarryJune 1, 2017 (2017-06-01)
After collapsing, Dean is in a coma; D.J. insists that the book release party go on; Amir wakes up Dean and kidnaps him; Chelsea accidentally eats meat; Glenn creates an online dating profile.
Guest starring: Craig Cackowski as Todd, Nicole Parker as Gwentolyn Swanson, Dave Foley as Xavier King, Owen Burke as Richolas Burkas.

Season 4 (2019)

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No.
overall		No. in
season		TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal release date
271"Missing Dean"Kulap VilaysackSeth MorrisAugust 5, 2019 (2019-08-05)
D.J. has been in charge of Platinum Realty for six months; Amir, who has started smuggling rare birds, shows a house to a very touchy client; Victoria tries to find Dean and discovers that Glenn is his son; Baxter and Andrew deal with a very childish client; Glenn hires a team of matchmakers; Dean reappears from hiding.
Guest starring: Adam Pally as Braden Bryce Howard, Laura Krafft as Agneta, Nicole Byer as Mandine Chinton, Jamie Denbo as Beverly, Jessica Chaffin as Ronna, Shauna McGarry as Shaunia, Deborah Tarica as Brethany.
282"Royale Pains"Seth MorrisAlex FernieAugust 5, 2019 (2019-08-05)
Dean goes back to being a broker and faces a figure from his past; Glenn shows a house to a prince; Chelsea gets involved in a business opportunity.
Guest starring: Jessica St. Clair as Leatha Benet, Dana Carvey as Prince Borislav, Edgar Blackmon as Robin, Ben Schwartz as Quistian Gayle, Matt Gourley as Chavdar.
293"Tough Love"Alex FernieKevin SecciaAugust 6, 2019 (2019-08-06)
Amir sells a house for a divorcing couple; Glenn goes on a date; Andrew and Baxter order sandwiches; Victoria appears on her father's show The King Maker; Dean meets with old rivals.
Guest starring: John Gemberling as Bart, David Walton as Wilham Murghey, Whitney Cummings as Elizageth Murghey, Alicia Silverstone as Annabelle Shelly, Dave Foley as Xavier King, Robert Ben Garant as Gio, Thomas Lennon as Serge, Deborah Tarica as Brethany, Jessica Jean Jardine as Inkrid.
304"Stapler's Monster"Alex FernieKulap VilaysackAugust 6, 2019 (2019-08-06)
Victoria meets with the "Property brothers"; Andrew and Baxter go undercover; Dean struggles to fit in; Glenn has an encounter with Serge and Gio.
Guest starring: Randy Sklar as Craigory, Jason Sklar as Georch, Robert Ben Garant as Gio, Thomas Lennon as Serge, Ben Schwartz as Quistian Gayle, Mano Agapion as Stavros.
315"Good Todd Hunting"Kulap VilaysackMatt McConkeyAugust 7, 2019 (2019-08-07)
Andrew comes under questioning for a property he sold; Baxter shows a home to his exes; Amir and Victoria bump into Serge and Gio; Dean and Todd go to couples therapy at D.J.'s behest.
Guest starring: Craig Cackowski as Todd, Rich Fulcher as Doctor Chambong, Tom Lenk as Brandoon, Jack Plotnick as Gizzy, Rob Corddry as Inspector Suggs, Robert Ben Garant as Gio, Thomas Lennon as Serge, Melissa Stephens as Yamy Goodwin, Matt McConkey as Fat Adam.
326"Love Is the Most Dangerous Game"Seth MorrisAlex FernieAugust 7, 2019 (2019-08-07)
Dean and a rival need Dean's help; Andrew's showing turns personal; Chelsea and Amir have lunch; Baxter's boyfriend visits.
Guest starring: Marc Evan Jackson as Dickie Chambers, Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Wivian Turnter, John Gemberling as Barl, Allan McLeod as Jeffney Buckley.
337"Held Breath"Kulap VilaysackMike HanfordAugust 8, 2019 (2019-08-08)
Glenn has an exacting and personal client; Chelsea shows a house to a scientist; Baxter gets inside information.
Guest starring: Ginger Gonzaga as Julianka, Gary Anthony Williams as Neil deCicely Tyson, Chris Parnell as Walton Rothchild, Pam Murphy as Maria.
348"Family Matters"Kulap VilaysackShauna McGarryAugust 8, 2019 (2019-08-08)
At Glenn's wedding, emotions boil over, truths are revealed, and a vote is held.
Guest starring: Laura Krafft as Agneta, Carl Tart as Eugene "Rocket" Jackson, Rich Fulcher as Doctor Chambong, Ginger Gonzaga as Julianka, Mary Sohn as Maria.

2017 campaign to save Bajillion Dollar Propertie$

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On August 9, 2017 it was announced that NBC would be shutting down Seeso. A web campaign to "#BuyJillion" quickly formed to encourage another network or streaming service to pick up the show for future seasons.[9] On July 15, 2019, it was reported that Pluto TV would air the previously unseen fourth season of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$.[8]

References

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  1. ^ Jarvey, Natalie (October 15, 2015). "NBCUniversal to Launch Comedy Streaming Service Seeso". The Hollywood Reporter. Retrieved March 19, 2016.
  2. ^ Stephens, Emily (17 March 2016). "Loaded with talent, Bajillion Dollar Properties has strong curb appeal". AV Club. Retrieved 19 March 2016.
  3. ^ Porch, Scott (18 March 2016). "Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ is a breakthrough for Seeso and showrunner Kulap Vilaysack". Decider. Retrieved 19 March 2016.
  4. ^ Collis, Clark (February 2, 2016). "Reality show spoof Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ to premiere in March". Entertainment Weekly. Retrieved March 19, 2016.
  5. ^ Longwell, Todd (February 2, 2016). "Seeso Sets Premieres for 3 Series, incl. 'What's Your F@%king Deal?!' and 'Bajillion Dollar Propertie$'". Video Ink. Retrieved March 19, 2016.
  6. ^ Collis, Clark (April 5, 2016). "Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ season 2 to debut in the fall — exclusive". Entertainment Weekly. Retrieved June 25, 2016.
  7. ^ Petski, Denise (December 12, 2016). "'Bajillion Dollar Propertie$' Renewed For Two More Seasons By Seeso". Deadline Hollywood. Retrieved December 13, 2016.
  8. ^ a b Ramos, Dino-Ray (July 15, 2019). "'Bajillion Dollar Propertie$' Lands At Pluto TV, Sets Season 4 Premiere Date". Deadline. Retrieved 2019-07-15.
  9. ^ Arthur, Kenneth (August 29, 2017). "Talking with Scott Aukerman and Kulap Vilaysack About the Future of Their Seeso Shows". Splitsider. Archived from the original on August 30, 2017. Retrieved August 29, 2017.
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