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==My edits== |
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im gay!!!! |
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If I weren't lazy, I might contribute useful stuff to this encyclopedia. As of now, I just look at recent changes and revert people's hilarious vandalism. I enjoy finding edits that people painstakingly vandalized, and then reverting them immediately so that their efforts were wasted. I also like finding people who have long histories of messing up articles, and then reverting all of their contributions to make their hard work go away. Basically, I harness my tendency to be an asshole and use it to screw with people who deserve it. I've only been at this since February of '05, and maybe some day I will use whatever knowledge I have to write articles or something. So here are things I do know some stuff about: |
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==Things I know something about== |
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*[[Biology]] |
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*American [[Major League Baseball]] |
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**I've seen almost every [[Red Sox]] game in the last ten years, so I know more about that team than other teams |
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*[[Drosophila melanogaster]] (aka "fruit flies", which I spent two years in a lab studying) |
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*Trees of the Northeast United States |
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*Food |
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*My [[ass]] from my [[elbow]] |
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==Spelling== |
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I can't spell, so I won't be doing much spell copyediting. I wish Wikipedia had a spell checker built in, so that you could see spelling errors when you preview an edit. Maybe it does, and I'm just not aware of it. I realize that a spell checker probably requires the presence of a large word bank against which to check spelling, but if [[OpenOffice]] can do it, why can't Wikipedia? |
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==My biases== |
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It should be noted that I am biased against certain things, as most people probably are. I will list my biases here in the interest of full disclosure: |
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*I '''hate or dislike''' the following |
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**[[Microsoft]] |
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**The [[New York Yankees]] |
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**Fox News hack [[Sean Hannity]] |
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**Fox News self-proclaimed indepedent [[Bill O'Reilly (commentator)|Bill O'Reilly]] |
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**Former Soviet leader [[Josef Stalin]] |
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**[[Malaria]] |
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**That unfunny ass [[Jay Leno]] |
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**The small island nation of [[Nauru]] |
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**Those stupid old bicycles with the [[penny-farthing|one big wheel]] |
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**[[Ben Affleck]] |
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**The [[United_States_Bill_of_Rights#Amendment_III|Third Ammendment]] to the United States' Constitution |
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**That useless element [[Beryllium]] |
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==Death Predictions== |
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If I were a gambler, I'd bet the following people will not live through this year: |
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<br>(as of 01:27, Mar 20, 2005 (UTC)) |
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*<s>The Pope</s> <u>(now dead, 20:14, Apr 2, 2005 (UTC))</u> |
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*[[Artie Lange]] |
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*Elected officials in Iraq |
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*[[Michael Jackson]] |
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*[[50 Cent]] |
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*The popularity of the television show "[[Family Guy]]" |
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*The old guy who portrays [[Emperor Palpatine]] |
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Revision as of 17:51, 21 April 2005
My edits
If I weren't lazy, I might contribute useful stuff to this encyclopedia. As of now, I just look at recent changes and revert people's hilarious vandalism. I enjoy finding edits that people painstakingly vandalized, and then reverting them immediately so that their efforts were wasted. I also like finding people who have long histories of messing up articles, and then reverting all of their contributions to make their hard work go away. Basically, I harness my tendency to be an asshole and use it to screw with people who deserve it. I've only been at this since February of '05, and maybe some day I will use whatever knowledge I have to write articles or something. So here are things I do know some stuff about:
Things I know something about
- Biology
- American Major League Baseball
- I've seen almost every Red Sox game in the last ten years, so I know more about that team than other teams
- Drosophila melanogaster (aka "fruit flies", which I spent two years in a lab studying)
- Trees of the Northeast United States
- Food
- My ass from my elbow
Spelling
I can't spell, so I won't be doing much spell copyediting. I wish Wikipedia had a spell checker built in, so that you could see spelling errors when you preview an edit. Maybe it does, and I'm just not aware of it. I realize that a spell checker probably requires the presence of a large word bank against which to check spelling, but if OpenOffice can do it, why can't Wikipedia?
My biases
It should be noted that I am biased against certain things, as most people probably are. I will list my biases here in the interest of full disclosure:
- I hate or dislike the following
- Microsoft
- The New York Yankees
- Fox News hack Sean Hannity
- Fox News self-proclaimed indepedent Bill O'Reilly
- Former Soviet leader Josef Stalin
- Malaria
- That unfunny ass Jay Leno
- The small island nation of Nauru
- Those stupid old bicycles with the one big wheel
- Ben Affleck
- The Third Ammendment to the United States' Constitution
- That useless element Beryllium
Death Predictions
If I were a gambler, I'd bet the following people will not live through this year:
(as of 01:27, Mar 20, 2005 (UTC))
The Pope(now dead, 20:14, Apr 2, 2005 (UTC))- Artie Lange
- Elected officials in Iraq
- Michael Jackson
- 50 Cent
- The popularity of the television show "Family Guy"
- The old guy who portrays Emperor Palpatine