User:Ser Amantio di Nicolao/Happy funtime

Things which have amused me unduly over the years.

Is the cominset gone for ever prefix:Talk:Main Page

I was patrolling newpages one morning, when this popped up under the above title:

new comenist prisedant come to hold venzewela as new dectator ,while the comenist main house in Mosco has end ,so ,what was happen ?why the red shirt people come to the power ?who elected them ,or can be done by cheating in the election in vensewala ?Shaves ruin Venzela now ,he steal all economy fund ,and the money disapears ,how he hiding the billoin dollars ,and where he stored them ?is any body know Dectator shaveize.

I think I know what he's getting at...

What is the fastest car in the world?

The fastest car in the world is not nice to me. It told me to go home.

Oh, dear.

Off The Rikta

off the rikta is a bad and the name sof the members, unalfabettykally is Stuart Garcka, Lutz Buchmann, Dan Good, Alex Hawkwind. they play songs sometimes, they dont do much oftern. they cry into buckets and ring in the new years early. they are fortune pirate and fortuinately private. take care

Speaks for itself, really.