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[[Image:Halfemptyhalffull.jpg|thumb|185px|Cueshe debut album cover ''Half Empty, Half Full'' (from L-R: Jovan, Mike, Ruben, Jay, Jhunjie and Fritz).]]
[[Image:Halfemptyhalffull.jpg|thumb|185px|Cueshe debut album cover ''Half Empty, Half Full'' (from L-R: Jovan, Mike, Ruben, Jay, Jhunjie and Fritz).]]


'''Cueshé''' (pronounced as ''kwe-shee'') is a shitty six-member [[Philippines|Filipino]]-based Faggot-Core [[musical band|band]]. Its members are all homosexuals and mental retards from the city of [[Cebu City|Cebu]].
'''Cueshé''' (pronounced as ''Q-shay'') is a six-member [[Philippines|Filipino]]-based [[pop (music)|pop]]-[[alternative rock|alternative]] [[musical band|band]]. Its members all hail from the city of [[Cebu City|Cebu]].


==Biography==
==Biography==
Cueshé encountered many personal problems before being moving to [[Manila]]. They used to practice their music in the bedroom of their current drummer/songwriter/bandleader/chief ripper-offer Mike Manaloto--it was the band’s makeshift rehearsal studio. After ass-fucking and cock-sucking practice, they would have ''Banana Cue,'' a cheap but nutritious Filipino [[street food]] for snacks and to dilute the taste of shit and semen in their mouths, as it was what they could afford as students. However, they changed the pronounciation to "kweh", after the sound Chocobos make in Final Fantasy games ("kweh-kweh!"). This became the inspiration for the first syllable of the band's name. The '''“shé”''', pronounced 'shee,' comes from the gender of the vocalist, who was she-male. According to the band, an accent was added at the end of Cueshé to make it attractive to hear, with the added benefits of making their band name pretentious and extra-gay (HAH! as if the latter even possible).
Cueshé encountered many personal problems before being moving to [[Manila]]. They used to practice their music in the bedroom of their current drummer/songwriter/bandleader Mike Manaloto--it was the band’s makeshift rehearsal studio. After practice, they would have ''Banana Cue,'' a cheap but nutritious Filipino [[street food]] for snacks, as it was what they could afford as students. This became the inspiration for the first syllable of the band's name. The '''“shé”''', pronounced 'shay,' comes from the gender of the vocalist, who was she-male. According to the band, an accent was added at the end of Cueshé to make it attractive to hear.


Jay Justiniani, after surviving (unfortunately) a near-death motorcycle mishap in December 24, 2001, replaced the she-male vocalist.
Jay Justiniani, after surviving a near-death motorcycle mishap in December 24, 2001, replaced the she-male vocalist.


To make ends meet, bassist and songwriter Fritz Labrado drove jeepneys in Cebu with lead guitarist Jovan Mabini as his willing assistant and collector, who also sucked the cock (he still does now) in his spare time. Jovan taught himself to suck cock by practicing on his father and all his male relatives. He also found street children and insane homeless people from off the streets of Cebu to perform fellatio on. Mike traded imported cigarettes for local bars in Cebu, while the rest focused on their studies. All the while, they continued their weekly 'jamming'(yeah right) sessions.
To make ends meet, bassist and songwriter Fritz Labrado drove jeepneys in Cebu with lead guitarist Jovan Mabini as his willing assistant and collector. Jovan taught himself to play the guitar with an instrument borrowed from a friend. Mike traded imported cigarettes for local bars in Cebu, while the rest focused on their studies. All the while, they continued their weekly jamming sessions.


Guitarist/lead vocalist Ruben Caballero later joined the group. His contribution to the band evolved from only doing vocals with Jay to playing the guitar. Pianist/Keyboardist Jhunjie Dosdos came into the band with musical experience from his younger years. He joined numerous singing contests when he was still a kid. In his former band, he performed vocals and guitars. When he was but a young child, his drunken father and uncles often used him as an object of sexual gratification. The band's lyrics often include references to this tragic past.
Guitarist/lead vocalist Ruben Caballero later joined the group. His contribution to the band evolved from only doing vocals with Jay to playing the guitar. Pianist/Keyboardist Jhunjie Dosdos came into the band with musical experience from his younger years. He joined numerous singing contests when he was still a kid. In his former band, he performed vocals and guitars.


In March 2005, the band took a risk by moving to the capital to become full-time musicians. They were urgently signed up and rushed to the studio, but not after a good, jolly round of animalistic buttfucking. Jay reportedly was the pig in the double-penetration pit roast.
In March 2005, the band took a risk by moving to the capital to become full-time musicians. They were urgently signed up and rushed to the studio.


The band has currently been facing several issues, one of which is the allegation that the band ripped-off [[Silverchair]]'s "The Greatest View" and [[Simple Plan]]'s "Perfect" chord progressions/tempo for their debut song, "Stay". The band is also rumored to have been using other talent outside the band to help compose the songs. They have since feuded with local acts such as Spongecola, Hale, Bamboo and Razorback about the said issue. But, really, who gives a shit? For fuck's sake, they had a fucking SHEMALE for a member. Who the fuck would take this band seriously?
The band has currently been facing several issues, one of which is the allegation that the band ripped-off [[Silverchair]]'s "The Greatest View" and [[Simple Plan]]'s "Perfect" chord progressions/tempo for their debut song, "Stay". The band is also rumored to have been using other talent outside the band to help compose the songs. They have since feuded with local acts such as Spongecola, Hale, Bamboo and Razorback about the said issue.


==Members==
==Members==
*Ruben Kaintamod Caballero - [[Lead vocals]] / [[Rhythm guitar]]
*Ruben Caballero - [[Lead vocals]] / [[Rhythm guitar]]
*Jay Tagahigopngtaesapwet Justiniani - [[Vocals]]/Hita/Lead Macho Dancing/Taga-tsupa
*Jay Justiniani - [[Vocals]]
*Jovan Mahiligsaskulboys Mabini - [[Lead guitar]]
*Jovan Mabini - [[Lead guitar]]
*Jhunjie Badingnawalangsilbi Dosdos - [[Piano|Keyboards]] / [[Backup vocals]]
*Jhunjie Dosdos - [[Piano|Keyboards]] / [[Backup vocals]]
*Fritz Tagadilangburnek Labrado - [[Bass guitar|Bass]] (Songwriter)
*Fritz Labrado - [[Bass guitar|Bass]] (Songwriter)
*Mike Baklangwalangtalent Manaloto - [[Drums]] (Songwriter)
*Mike Manaloto - [[Drums]] (Songwriter)


==Albums==
==Albums==
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==External links==
==External links==
*[http://www.theclowning.com/cp/ The Band's Official Site]
*[http://www.cueshe.com.ph The Band's Official Site]
*[http://cueshe.pinoywarez.clearlyhosted.com Hump Ahead The Cueshe Fanlisting]
*[http://cueshe.pinoywarez.clearlyhosted.com Hump Ahead The Cueshe Fanlisting]


Revision as of 15:57, 21 April 2006

File:Halfemptyhalffull.jpg
Cueshe debut album cover Half Empty, Half Full (from L-R: Jovan, Mike, Ruben, Jay, Jhunjie and Fritz).

Cueshé (pronounced as Q-shay) is a six-member Filipino-based pop-alternative band. Its members all hail from the city of Cebu.

Biography

Cueshé encountered many personal problems before being moving to Manila. They used to practice their music in the bedroom of their current drummer/songwriter/bandleader Mike Manaloto--it was the band’s makeshift rehearsal studio. After practice, they would have Banana Cue, a cheap but nutritious Filipino street food for snacks, as it was what they could afford as students. This became the inspiration for the first syllable of the band's name. The “shé”, pronounced 'shay,' comes from the gender of the vocalist, who was she-male. According to the band, an accent was added at the end of Cueshé to make it attractive to hear.

Jay Justiniani, after surviving a near-death motorcycle mishap in December 24, 2001, replaced the she-male vocalist.

To make ends meet, bassist and songwriter Fritz Labrado drove jeepneys in Cebu with lead guitarist Jovan Mabini as his willing assistant and collector. Jovan taught himself to play the guitar with an instrument borrowed from a friend. Mike traded imported cigarettes for local bars in Cebu, while the rest focused on their studies. All the while, they continued their weekly jamming sessions.

Guitarist/lead vocalist Ruben Caballero later joined the group. His contribution to the band evolved from only doing vocals with Jay to playing the guitar. Pianist/Keyboardist Jhunjie Dosdos came into the band with musical experience from his younger years. He joined numerous singing contests when he was still a kid. In his former band, he performed vocals and guitars.

In March 2005, the band took a risk by moving to the capital to become full-time musicians. They were urgently signed up and rushed to the studio.

The band has currently been facing several issues, one of which is the allegation that the band ripped-off Silverchair's "The Greatest View" and Simple Plan's "Perfect" chord progressions/tempo for their debut song, "Stay". The band is also rumored to have been using other talent outside the band to help compose the songs. They have since feuded with local acts such as Spongecola, Hale, Bamboo and Razorback about the said issue.

Members

Albums

Videos/Singles

  • "Stay"
  • "Sorry"
  • "Ulan"
  • "Can't Let You Go"
  • "Love me now, Hate me soon"
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