User talk:Kelapstick

Let sleeping pugs lie.

Mining and bacon

I saw on your user page that you are only interested in mining and bacon. That is very sad, so I wrote this article for you. SpinningSpark 22:58, 14 March 2015 (UTC)

Spinningspark, that is nothing short of amazing. I must make a pilgrimage... I am figuratively at a loss for words. I am going to nominate that (with your permission) for DYK. Much thanks for bringing this to me. --kelapstick^(bainuu) 23:06, 14 March 2015 (UTC)

If you do go, try and get a better picture than this one. Be my guest with DYK. SpinningSpark 23:10, 14 March 2015 (UTC)

Hook ideas

... that a cow fell down a shaft at the Beans and Bacon mine nearly ninety years after its closure?

Thoughts (anyone)? --kelapstick^(bainuu) 23:28, 14 March 2015 (UTC)

...that Beans and bacon has not been mined for nearly ninety years. SpinningSpark 00:02, 15 March 2015 (UTC)

Oh I like that one, do we still do funny ones for April 1? --kelapstick^(bainuu) 00:09, 15 March 2015 (UTC)

DYK still does April Fools. The procedure is to list it both at Wikipedia:April Fool's Main Page/Did You Know as well as the main nomination page at Template talk:Did you know. We could also have,

...that beef found in beans and bacon led to an emergency operation.

By the way, it is currently about 80 words short of the DYK length requirement. SpinningSpark 08:09, 15 March 2015 (UTC)

It's still 1500 characters eh? its at about 1180 now I think. I will have a look this afternoon. --kelapstick^(bainuu) 11:11, 15 March 2015 (UTC)

Sadly, I may not get a chance to get to expansion in time, pretty tied up today, and flying out tomorrow. Drmies, feeling ambitious? --kelapstick^(bainuu) 15:07, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

How many times

Henry Raschen - California Miner with Pack Horse

How many times are you supposed to start a thing all over again? We had a discussion like a year ago, opposing the merger of an article, and it started all over again, here and on top of it now parallel with an [other discussion about the very same subject ... Twin solutions suggested in the same time? Both going against previous consensus?

• It is a disruption meant to let everybody drop down by pure exhaustion until nobody ever cares any more so they later can walk in and at the whatever discussed?
• Is there any rules, regulations about how many times are you supposed to start a thing all over again? Hafspajen (talk) 20:57, 19 March 2015 (UTC)

• I don't think there is a bright line limit, although that is a topic that is rather controversial if I recall. I've been stuck in toronto for the last 24+ hours, trying to get home, so I'm not in the best position to look into it at the moment. Wheels up in under an hour. And a mountain of snow to tackle when I get home. --kelapstick^{(on the run)} 21:15, 19 March 2015 (UTC)
• Eh no limits? hourly and daily (?), bless you my son. Hafspajen (talk) 21:35, 19 March 2015 (UTC)

• Naturally you cannot nominate multiple times per day, as discussions usually last more than one day, but yes. --kelapstick^(bainuu) 17:40, 22 March 2015 (UTC)

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A Mars 28 Pug -copied Bgwhite 's page? it's looking suspicious

Klappy, this user is not an admin, nor was he/she on Wiki since 2000... or the rest of it on userpage. [1]--Hafspajen (talk) 14:52, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

• Oh, got that, copied Bgwhite 's page. Hafspajen (talk) 14:58, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

• I removed a bunch of stuff that didn't apply. --kelapstick^(bainuu) 16:48, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

[2], [3], who knows could be a kid, with two accounts. Hafspajen (talk) 16:51, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

• Creates Weird pages, he redirects to his own page, [4]. But one thing I know - never decorated that page. Hafspajen (talk) 16:56, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

• I deleted some categories. I have to go through some page creations as well. Picking the boy up from school now. --kelapstick^{(on the run)} 17:11, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

• OK, I just did a little more cleanup, it would be good to keep an eye on contributions. --kelapstick^(bainuu) 17:53, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

Worshippers of DDNEF: he's got a nice sense of humor. Hafs, maybe you should decorate his talkpage? Joshua Jonathan -Let's talk! 21:20, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

• Aw, I don't know. I am monotheist. Hafspajen (talk) 21:23, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

I think Shirugaki is the same account as User:Default.name = false as the latter account edited the former account's userpage. That is one confusing username. Liz ^{Read! Talk!} 21:48, 30 March 2015 (UTC)

Funny

Hi there! You removed Haf's category from User:Shirugaki; did you also take a look at his talkpage? Something funny's going on there. Joshua Jonathan -Let's talk! 18:47, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

There is for sure, did you see the section directly above this? I don't have the time at the moment to give it my full attention however. --kelapstick^{(on the run)} 18:52, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

A Cow For You!

	A Cow for you!
	Sorry for the stuff on your talk page... Hope this makes up for it... Somehow -- Shirugaki (talk) 00:51, 29 March 2015 (UTC)

I shall call him her beefy. --kelapstick^{(on the run)} 21:01, 30 March 2015 (UTC)

Shirugaki Thank you for the laugh. I hadn't seen that before. I shall steal it and use it. Um, Kelapstic, a "cow" is a female that has had a calf. I will call her Hafs. On second thought, thinking there is a little Hafs spawn running around is just too scary to comprehend. Bgwhite (talk) 22:02, 30 March 2015 (UTC)

• Bgwhite ...that as the lowest of the Template:Last judgment. Hafspajen (talk) 10:33, 31 March 2015 (UTC)