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==History== |
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J. L. Simpson Middle School opened in 1976, named after a well-known Loudoun County Garbage man. The teachers will throw children out the window if they cough or sneeze. The teachers eat dead animals they find in the road. The teachers lounge is full of road kill. One student went into the teachers lounge to take a test and said, "It was very disturbing, the teachers had flesh all around their mouths I saw my history teacher rip the heart out of a dead deer and swallow it whole". But that's not all that the teachers do. After everyone goes home, the teachers all put on cloaks and meet in the gym. The principle leads them all in their spiritual dance. They summon the dead garbage man J. L. Simpson. They sacrifice one teacher every year to him. When the students ask where their math teacher is, the other teachers just say that he retired. Yeah, a 25 year-old math teacher just randomly retires on minimum wage. There is also a portal to the underworld in one of the toilets in the teachers lounge. Don't ask me how that got there. I find it strange how a student moves every week. I think the teachers just sacrifice them to the underworld toilet So the demons give them eternal life. That is Simpson Middle School. Join if you dare. |
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J. L. Simpson Middle School opened in 1976, named after a well-known Loudoun County teacher and administrator, feeding its student body from the former Leesburg Middle School. Simpson has served a primarily rural student body and the school was surrounded completely by farms until the late 1990s when Evergreen Mill Elementary and housing subdivisions were built around the school. The school is currently serving a mostly suburban population. Several middle schools have opened in recent years due to the growth of the Leesburg and central Loudoun County area. In 1999, [[Harper Park Middle School]] opened for the eastern Leesburg area. In 2004, Mercer Middle School opened in Aldie, feeding Simpson students there, and Smart's Mill Middle School opened the same year in northern Leesburg, feeding the Lucketts area. |
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==High School Feeder Changes== |
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Revision as of 13:52, 20 July 2015
| J. Lupton Simpson Middle School | |
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| Address | |
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490 Evergreen Mills Road , 20145 | |
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| School type | Public Middle School |
| Founded | 1976 |
| School district | Loudoun County Public Schools |
| Principal | Chad Runfola |
| Grades | 6–8 |
| Language | English |
| Campus | Suburban |
| Color(s) | Yellow & Royal Blue |
| Mascot | Mustangs |
| Feeder schools | Catoctin Elementary, Evergreen Mill Elementary, Sycolin Creek Elemenrary, Fredrick Douglass Elementary |
| Website | http://www.loudoun.k12.va.us/jlsms |
J. Lupton Simpson Middle School is a public middle school in Leesburg, Virginia, a town in Loudoun County, Virginia.
The school is part of Loudoun County Public Schools and is located on 490 Evergreen Mills Road in Leesburg, Virginia.
History
J. L. Simpson Middle School opened in 1976, named after a well-known Loudoun County Garbage man. The teachers will throw children out the window if they cough or sneeze. The teachers eat dead animals they find in the road. The teachers lounge is full of road kill. One student went into the teachers lounge to take a test and said, "It was very disturbing, the teachers had flesh all around their mouths I saw my history teacher rip the heart out of a dead deer and swallow it whole". But that's not all that the teachers do. After everyone goes home, the teachers all put on cloaks and meet in the gym. The principle leads them all in their spiritual dance. They summon the dead garbage man J. L. Simpson. They sacrifice one teacher every year to him. When the students ask where their math teacher is, the other teachers just say that he retired. Yeah, a 25 year-old math teacher just randomly retires on minimum wage. There is also a portal to the underworld in one of the toilets in the teachers lounge. Don't ask me how that got there. I find it strange how a student moves every week. I think the teachers just sacrifice them to the underworld toilet So the demons give them eternal life. That is Simpson Middle School. Join if you dare.
High School Feeder Changes
Simpson has served as the feeder middle school for Loudoun County High School since its opening. When Heritage High School opened in 2002, it was expected that Simpson would feed into Heritage, and Harper Park would feed into Loudoun County. However, many parents who lived near Harper Park, which was the feeder middle school for Stone Bridge High School were adamant about the school feeding into a new high school, rather than feeding into an aging facility such as Loudoun County High, so attendance boundaries were drawn to make this work.