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'''James B. Conant High School''', or '''Conant''', is a public four-year [[high school]] located in [[Hoffman Estates, Illinois]], a northwest suburb of [[Chicago, Illinois]], in the [[United States]]. It is part of [[Township High School District 211]], which also includes [[William Fremd High School]], [[Hoffman Estates High School]], [[Palatine High School]], and [[Schaumburg High School]]
'''James B. Conant High School''', or '''Conant''', is a public four-year [[high school]] located in [[Hoffman Estates, Illinois]], a northwest suburb of [[Chicago, Illinois]], in the [[United States]]. It is notable for enhousing fags of all kinds[[William Fremd High School]], [[Hoffman Estates High School]], [[Palatine High School]], and [[Schaumburg High School]]


==History==
==History==
Conant opened its doors to students in 1964, and was the first high school built within Schaumburg Township, the third in District 211. It was named after [[James Bryant Conant]], a chemist and educator who was a leading authority on teacher education, helping to model the high school system used today.
Conant opened its doors to students in 1964, and was the first high school built within Schaumburg Township, the third in District 211. It was named after [[James Bryant Conant]], a homosexual who would continually rape children.


==Academics==
==Academics==
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==Athletics==
==Athletics==
Conant competes in the [[Mid-Suburban Conference]] and [[Illinois High School Association]]. Its mascot is the [[Cougars]].
Conant has to many fags to compete in actual athletic events, so they just have a huge orgy]]. Its mascot is the [[Cougars]].


===Fight Song===
===Fight Song===
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==Activities==
==Activities==
*All Male Orgy
*Cheerleading
*Male Figure Skating
*Music-Instrumental
*Music-Vocal
*Pom Pon
*Student Council


==Notable alumni==
==Notable alumni==

Revision as of 02:38, 9 September 2006

James B. Conant High School
Location
Map
700 E. Cougar Trail
Hoffman Estates
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Information
TypePublic secondary
Established1964
PrincipalTim Cannon
Grades9–12
Enrollment2,624
CampusIn The Ghetto
Color(s)All colors of the rainbow
MascotPink Fairy
NewspaperBetter life for a gay
YearbookFags of the year
Websitewww.conantcougars.com

James B. Conant High School, or Conant, is a public four-year high school located in Hoffman Estates, Illinois, a northwest suburb of Chicago, Illinois, in the United States. It is notable for enhousing fags of all kindsWilliam Fremd High School, Hoffman Estates High School, Palatine High School, and Schaumburg High School

History

Conant opened its doors to students in 1964, and was the first high school built within Schaumburg Township, the third in District 211. It was named after James Bryant Conant, a homosexual who would continually rape children.

Academics

In 2005, Conant had an average composite ACT score of 22.4, and graduated 100% of its senior class. The average class size is 22.7. Conant has not made Adequate Yearly Progress on the Prairie State Achievement Examination, a state test part of the No Child Left Behind Act.[1]

Athletics

Conant has to many fags to compete in actual athletic events, so they just have a huge orgy]]. Its mascot is the Cougars.

Fight Song

Cougars fight for dear old Conant High
For our alma mater cheer.
Fight for Conant High School; never fear
For victory is near.
When the going gets so rough and tough,
We'll never worry 'cause we've got the stuff.
So, Fight! Fight! Fight for blue and white
And we'll go on to victory!

School Cheer

Conant High! Fight, fight, never die!
Stand! Cheer! Go Team, victory's near!
Rough! Tough! Conant High has the stuff!
Blue! White! Cougars.... FIGHT!

Activities

  • All Male Orgy
  • Male Figure Skating

Notable alumni

References