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'''James B. Conant High School''', or '''Conant''', is a public four-year [[high school]] located in [[Hoffman Estates, Illinois]], a northwest suburb of [[Chicago, Illinois]], in the [[United States]]. It is |
'''James B. Conant High School''', or '''Conant''', is a public four-year [[high school]] located in [[Hoffman Estates, Illinois]], a northwest suburb of [[Chicago, Illinois]], in the [[United States]]. It is notable for enhousing fags of all kinds[[William Fremd High School]], [[Hoffman Estates High School]], [[Palatine High School]], and [[Schaumburg High School]] |
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==History== |
==History== |
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Conant opened its doors to students in 1964, and was the first high school built within Schaumburg Township, the third in District 211. It was named after [[James Bryant Conant]], a |
Conant opened its doors to students in 1964, and was the first high school built within Schaumburg Township, the third in District 211. It was named after [[James Bryant Conant]], a homosexual who would continually rape children. |
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==Academics== |
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==Athletics== |
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Conant has to many fags to compete in actual athletic events, so they just have a huge orgy]]. Its mascot is the [[Cougars]]. |
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*All Male Orgy |
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*Cheerleading |
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*Male Figure Skating |
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*Music-Instrumental |
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*Music-Vocal |
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*Pom Pon |
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*Student Council |
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==Notable alumni== |
==Notable alumni== |
Revision as of 02:38, 9 September 2006
James B. Conant High School | |
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Location | |
700 E. Cougar Trail , Hoffman Estates | |
Information | |
Type | Public secondary |
Established | 1964 |
Principal | Tim Cannon |
Grades | 9–12 |
Enrollment | 2,624 |
Campus | In The Ghetto |
Color(s) | All colors of the rainbow |
Mascot | Pink Fairy |
Newspaper | Better life for a gay |
Yearbook | Fags of the year |
Website | www.conantcougars.com |
James B. Conant High School, or Conant, is a public four-year high school located in Hoffman Estates, Illinois, a northwest suburb of Chicago, Illinois, in the United States. It is notable for enhousing fags of all kindsWilliam Fremd High School, Hoffman Estates High School, Palatine High School, and Schaumburg High School
History
Conant opened its doors to students in 1964, and was the first high school built within Schaumburg Township, the third in District 211. It was named after James Bryant Conant, a homosexual who would continually rape children.
Academics
In 2005, Conant had an average composite ACT score of 22.4, and graduated 100% of its senior class. The average class size is 22.7. Conant has not made Adequate Yearly Progress on the Prairie State Achievement Examination, a state test part of the No Child Left Behind Act.[1]
Athletics
Conant has to many fags to compete in actual athletic events, so they just have a huge orgy]]. Its mascot is the Cougars.
Fight Song
Cougars fight for dear old Conant High
For our alma mater cheer.
Fight for Conant High School; never fear
For victory is near.
When the going gets so rough and tough,
We'll never worry 'cause we've got the stuff.
So, Fight! Fight! Fight for blue and white
And we'll go on to victory!
School Cheer
Conant High! Fight, fight, never die!
Stand! Cheer! Go Team, victory's near!
Rough! Tough! Conant High has the stuff!
Blue! White! Cougars.... FIGHT!
Activities
- All Male Orgy
- Male Figure Skating
Notable alumni
- Jennifer Grubb - former professional soccer player with the Washington Freedom of the Women's United Soccer Association [2]