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Lil' Chris

Chris James Hardman, (a.k.a 'Lil' Chris'), born September 26th 1990 from Lowestoft, appeared on the second series of Rock School which aired in the UK in January 2006. He gained the name Lil' Chris for being the shortest boy in Kirkley High School (5'). He won over the audience and presenter Gene Simmons (former front man and bass player of KISS) with his cheeky banter, and natural musical ability. Despite his success Chris is derided by a large portion of his hometown for negative comments he made about it during the filming of Rock School.

He released the single called Checkin' It Out on 2006-09-25, which reached number 3 on the UK chart. He plans to release a self titled album on the 4th of December, which will feature 12 tracks.

Chris will be starting his second tour in early December 2006, for the release of his new album.

Rumours

Chris wrote his debut single Checkin' It Out in the bathrooms of his old school. Chris wasn't captain of the school chess team. He never held the title of head librarian in his age group.

Chris has never listened to Bob Marley 'I just love him, he made me what I am today his songs are so emotive they complete me' he lied in an interview with New Musical Express. Chris Hardman received A* for his drama GCSE, yet disappointingly in music received a D.

Chris was recently attacked by a young girl at a gig at the Camden Barfly, embarrassingly for Chris she was said to be 14 years old yet still 2 inches taller than him. Unfortunately he only suffered a black eye and bruised pride in the attack reported in The Daily Mail.

Scientific examinations have proven several times that Chris is what is known in some cultures as a 'retarded butthole surfing gimp'. When asked what he thinks about this allogation, he cried and gnawed on the interviewer's shins. He also has been raped by sixteen different species of antelope, all at the same time.

Lil' Chris is absolutely loathed in all circles by absolutely everyone except immature teeny bopper young girls. Kasabian recently told NME: 'That little chris guy, hes a legend but hes a little t**t and his musics s**t, we haven't got anything against him though.'

Discocraphy

Checkin' It Out (2006)

Gettin' Enough (2006)

Lil' Chris (December 2006)

Gettin' Enough is to be released the same day.

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 Chris was recently attacked by a young girl at a gig at the Camden Barfly, embarrassingly for Chris she was said to be 14 years old yet still 2 inches taller than him. Unfortunately he only suffered a black eye and bruised pride in the attack reported in The Daily Mail.
-When Chris was 14 he was in the bathroom and some kids walked in and kicked open the door, Apparently the students said that Chris was on his knees sucking the teachers penis.
 Scientific examinations have proven several times that Chris is what is known in some cultures as a 'retarded butthole surfing gimp'. When asked what he thinks about this allogation, he cried and gnawed on the interviewer's shins. He also has been raped by sixteen different species of antelope, all at the same time.
+Lil' Chris is absolutely loathed in all circles by absolutely everyone except immature teeny bopper young girls. Kasabian recently told NME: 'That little chris guy, hes a legend but hes a little t**t and his musics s**t, we haven't got anything against him though.'
-chris hardman has a devoteed girlfriend called MANU, she supports his songs and music, and is absolutly devoted to him. She hopes one day they will be married and that she gives birth to some of her own Lil Chris'
 ==Discocraphy==