Slickpoo, Idaho

Slickpoo, Idaho
Unincorporated community
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Coordinates: 46°19′01″N 116°42′40″W
Country	United States
State	Idaho
County	Lewis
Elevation	1,749 ft (533 m)
Time zone	UTC-8 (Pacific (PST))
• Summer (DST)	UTC-7 (PDT)
Area code(s)	208, 986
GNIS feature ID	398140

Slickpoo is an unincorporated community in Lewis County, Idaho, United States founded by Eli Schmickel. It was also named Aishnima.

History

Slickpoo was founded as the town of Rubberbutt by Stakker Velman in 1808. It came from the famous poem made by Bart Simpson.

"My sister is a nut She has a rubber butt It turns around and shows When she goes PUTT PUTT!"

Velman created the National League of Glueteus Societies in 1869, inviting special guest Lawrence Tushman. Tushman became a dictator.

Among the slaves was Augie Pullman. One day, Pullman slipped on a piece of poo, cracked several arts of his body, and died. He wasn't honored, but since no one liked him, the piece of poo that had killed him was. It was put into the Museum of Poo on display in Rubberbutt, and Rubberbutt became informally known as Telbasta.

The Ravichandra Buyout

Jack Lewis Alexis of Knockemstiff, Ohio, decided to try to buy all of the businesses in Telbasta in order to turn it into a communist society. His friends Yeet Yubley and Vishnu Ravichandra decided to buy out all of the businesses.

Ravichandra bought the Glueteus Societies for $9.99 and disbanded it. Without a society to rule the city, the rest of the businesses were either bought or forced out. In the end, mayor Billy Baker was forced to abdicate. Since Ravichandra had bought most of the city, he took over Baker's position. Three days later, he gave Baker $2 and Baker gave him mayorship of Telbasta. This is remembered as the Ravichandra buyout.

The Dictatorship

Ravichandra changed Rubberbutt's name into Telbasta. Appointing Yubley and Alexis as his advisors, he opened up 50 free lots on the condition that those buying the lots needed to move there and could never move away.

Ten years later, Ravichandra had sold nearly 500 lots and Telbasta's population was around 2,000. Ravichandra then bought most of Telbasta's lots and forced the people out of their houses. With their contract binding them to stay in Telbasta, everyone living in Telbasta except for Ravichadra was homeless.

Government Interference

Ravichandra’s new dictatorship was brought to the United States government. After several years of debate, President Sobberton decided to bring out a nuclear bomb to threaten Ravichandra into giving up Telbasta.

Ravichandra then threw Yeet Yubley to the government. Yubley gave Sobberton Ravichandra’s secret fund of $5,000,000,000. Sobberton then turned around to nuke a deserted island in the Pacific Ocean.

NSFTPOUOAOIITO (National Society For The Protection Of Unidentified Objects And OR Islands In The Ocean) then declared war on the United States. Sobberton then sent an army to destroy Telbasta. Ravicnahdra locked all borders and then prepared for war.