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==Bullets== |
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'''Bullets can be used for the following:''' |
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*Making lists |
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*Indexing chapters |
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*Loading into guns and shooting at people |
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**Self-defense |
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**Cold-blooded murder |
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**Other |
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'''''Never'' use bullets for the following purposes:''' |
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*Poetry |
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*Genocide |
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*Making sarcastic, uninformative lists just for the sake of screwing around |
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**That would be a waste of everyone's time |
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==Death Predictions== |
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If I were a gambler, I'd bet the following people will not live through this year: |
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<br>(as of 01:27, Mar 20, 2005 (UTC)) |
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*The Pope |
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*[[Artie Lange]] |
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*Elected officials in Iraq |
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*[[Michael Jackson]] |
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*[[50 Cent]] |
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*The popularity of the television show "[[Family Guy]]" |
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*The old guy who portrays [[Emperor Palpatine]] |
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