User:Hidden secret 7

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Until I have got round to arranging this page, which could be in a few years time, I will just use this area to write a few notes. This is mostly just so I remember them, but also so people can read this and have some idea of what I am like.

My name is Oliver. I live in a small village on an island in the middle of the sea. But I hope to move to Langstone Student Village (Portsmouth) later this year. I am 18 now, but still can't vote as there aren't any elections here for another few years. I have done very little on Wikipedia so far, mostly as almost everything I know comes from here.

I tend to be logical, but my logic usually seems wrong, as I think differently to most people. I have a lot of oppinions about most things, but as most of these disagree with some of my other opinions, they tend to cancel out. I have no talents, very few hobbies and spend most of my time waiting to find something to do.

I am also creative and have good ideas, but I am very bad at doing anything about them, or even articulating what my ideas are. It seems like I think in a different language to what I talk in, and find it difficult to translate between them. And I am very sceptical. If someone says to me 'You can't do that, it's impossible' I don't belive them, until I have either worked out why it is really impossible, or done whatever it was myself.

I like most things and rarely have favorites of evertything, but there are a lot of things I don't like either- politics, modern technology, physics, 'healthy' food, and lots of other little things, especially things that have changed recently. I also don't use .s when answering questions on the reference desk, and use :),:(,:],:?and :@ instead. I am not sure exactly what the last one means.

I could write like this for a while, as I don't like talking much and therefore rarely have a chance to tell anyone anything about myself. But I think I will stop now and leave the rest until I have found a way to organise everything I have done so far.

One last thing. Can anyone tell me how to get pictures on here?

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Me

Hello.

This is my page, all about me. So...

My name is Oliver. I am 18 years old. I live in a little village on an island in the middle of the sea. That makes it sould really isolated doesn't it, but Birchingotn isn't that bad. And I might be moving soon, possible to either Southsea or Langstone, both also on an island. I hope to go to university there and study Architecture. This might be difficult as I have absolutely no qualifications in any sort of Art. [A picture of me will go around here somewhere when I have found a camera.]

More about Me

So I don't have any hobbies. When I am not at college, I either read books, read Wikipedia or sit and wait for something to happen. Really I don't have a life. But usefully I never seem to get bored with anything, even sitting and doing nothing.

Almost all of my time on the internet is spent on Wikipedia Reference Desks, which is also where almost all of my edits are.

Another thing about me is that I don't like waiting too long to do something, but don't like doing anything now. So i spend a lot of time thinking 'I should be doing [whatever] now, but not actually doing it, and I am also almost always part of the way through trying to do lots of things at the same time.

And finally there is my personallity. As you may have guessed by now I don't have one. Unless this counts:

Even More Stuff

I am: Skeptical: If someone tells me something is impossible, I often don't believe them and have to try it myself.

Pedantic and Facetious: Not absolutely certain what these mean, but I have a vague idea and it seems to be what I am like.

Boring: See above

Annoying: I like annoying other people, making unhelpful comments, being sarcastic &c.

Passive: I don't correct other peoples mistakes, and hate making any myself, and I don't do anything that other people wouldn't like, except annoying them sometimes.

my abbreviations

Lots of people on the internet use abbreviations that I sometimes have trouble understanding, and those that I use are often different from other peoples, so I thought I would make it easier for everyone and explain them here

AFAICT: As Far As I Can Tell, I don't claim to know anything.

TWTAG: The Way Things Are Going, ie if everything is that same then as it is now.

&c: etc, I'm sure you know what this means.

so's: so that, don't ask.

'Smileys' [used insread of .s in RD answers]

) Smileing face: should mean happy but really for anything that isn't one of the others.

( Sad face: This is a bad thing.

] Grinning face: usually for sarcastic comments.

? Confused Face: for questions (obviously)

@ ?: [I would shrug my shoulders, but don't know how to spell it] Still haven't worked out what this means yet.

c:) : Almost always used on its own, this tends to mean something like: 'you have your oppinion but I am sticking with mine' or 'You are confusing science with the real world' or even just 'I dissagree with all of this'.

Funny words

Cute: Doesn't seems to mean cute in the same way as everyone else, actually I have no idea what it does mean, I just know if something is 'cute'.

Mangled: Badly damamged or messed up, nothing to do with either flat or dry.

Off: Less damaged than mangled, generaly something that isn't quite right.

Modern: Anything to do with the last few decades.

hypochondia area

Here is a list of all the things I am slightly worried about about me, but not enough to see a doctor about. If anyone can help, leave a message on my talk page. And no I am not asking for 'medical advice' I just want someone to say: 'that's like what I had, it goes after a few days' or 'this is just because you are unfit, you should exercize more' &c. And no don't tell me to see a doctor.

The list:

yellow patches on the bottom of me feet that hurt if I walk too much.

my ankles are offcentre, above the inside edges of my feet.

my left knee clicks as I walk up stairs sometimes.

almost all of my fat collected in a bulge around my waist that never gets any bigger or smaller.

occasionall slight pain in my ribs near the bottom of my chest.

very rarely a feeling like my heart is wrapped in tissue.

off coloured patch in the middle of my tongue that looks like a layer was peeled off the top.

my ears get very hot and cold randomly, nothing like the air around them.

little red spots in the centre of my chest.

larger brown spots around my left shoulder.

spots like I used to get on my face over the top half of my back.

small lumps of bone sticking out of the top inside corners of my scapulas.

my hands turn strange colours such as purple and orange sometimes.

itches in: top half of my back, sides of my neck, palm of my right hand, both my arms.

feeling of dissyness &c after walking up stairs.

heatbeat sometimes strong enough to feel, hear and see.

pulse rate rises quickly and dramatically for the slightest reason.

high blood pressure in my arteries, but very low pressure in my veins.

feeling like I've eaten a stone whenever I have beer &c.

Any help with any of these will be very much appreciated.

wierd picture

[I haven't got a camera yet, so there are no pictures here yet.]

weird pictures archives

[none yet]

The End

Sorry for everything I have done wrong here. No really, I don't have a clue what I am doing, so I have probably made a lot of mistakes and maybe broken a few rules. Any complaints should go to my talk page, where I will read them probably within a few hours, and reply to all of them with in a few weeks.

HS7 12:09, 20 March 2007 (UTC)