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==My edits==
If I weren't lazy, I might contribute useful stuff to this encyclopedia. As of now, I just look at recent changes and revert people's hilarious vandalism. I enjoy finding edits that people painstakingly vandalized, and then reverting them immediately so that their efforts were wasted. I also like finding people who have long histories of messing up articles, and then reverting all of their contributions to make their hard work go away. Basically, I harness my tendency to be an asshole and use it to screw with people who deserve it. I've only been at this since February of '05, and maybe some day I will use whatever knowledge I have to write articles or something. So here are things I do know some stuff about:
==Things I know something about==
*[[Biology]]
*American [[Major League Baseball]]
**I've seen almost every [[Red Sox]] game in the last ten years, so I know more about that team than other teams
*[[Drosophila melanogaster]] (aka "fruit flies", which I spent two years in a lab studying)
*Trees of the Northeast United States
*Food
*My [[ass]] from my [[elbow]]

==Spelling==
I can't spell, so I won't be doing much spell copyediting. I wish Wikipedia had a spell checker built in, so that you could see spelling errors when you preview an edit. Maybe it does, and I'm just not aware of it. I realize that a spell checker probably requires the presence of a large word bank against which to check spelling, but if [[OpenOffice]] can do it, why can't Wikipedia?

==My biases==
==My biases==
It should be noted that I am biased against certain things, as most people probably are. I will list my biases here in the interest of full disclosure:
It should be noted that I am biased against certain things, as most people probably are. I will list my biases here in the interest of full disclosure:

Revision as of 02:22, 29 March 2005

My edits

If I weren't lazy, I might contribute useful stuff to this encyclopedia. As of now, I just look at recent changes and revert people's hilarious vandalism. I enjoy finding edits that people painstakingly vandalized, and then reverting them immediately so that their efforts were wasted. I also like finding people who have long histories of messing up articles, and then reverting all of their contributions to make their hard work go away. Basically, I harness my tendency to be an asshole and use it to screw with people who deserve it. I've only been at this since February of '05, and maybe some day I will use whatever knowledge I have to write articles or something. So here are things I do know some stuff about:

Things I know something about

Spelling

I can't spell, so I won't be doing much spell copyediting. I wish Wikipedia had a spell checker built in, so that you could see spelling errors when you preview an edit. Maybe it does, and I'm just not aware of it. I realize that a spell checker probably requires the presence of a large word bank against which to check spelling, but if OpenOffice can do it, why can't Wikipedia?

My biases

It should be noted that I am biased against certain things, as most people probably are. I will list my biases here in the interest of full disclosure:


Death Predictions

If I were a gambler, I'd bet the following people will not live through this year:
(as of 01:27, Mar 20, 2005 (UTC))

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