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Thatto Heath is an area of the town of St Helens, Merseyside, England. It is located to the south-west of the town centre.

Thatto Heath is known locally as a rugby league hotbed, having a number of amateur teams. It is the birthplace of many famous players including Alex Murphy, the Chisnall brothers, Paul Forber and St. Austins Primary School.

It is served by a railway station on the Liverpool to Wigan Line.

St Helens is in Merseyside, despite some confusion that it sits in Lancashire.

53°26′N 2°45′W / 53.433°N 2.750°W / 53.433; -2.750

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 {{Mergeto|St Helens, Merseyside|date=December 2006}}
-'''Thatto Heath''' is an City State Dictatorship located just outside of the backward minning town of St. Helens.
+'''Thatto Heath''' is an area of the town of [[St Helens, Merseyside|St Helens]], [[Merseyside]], [[England]].  It is located to the south-west of the town centre.
-Thatto Heath is known as a celebrity hot-spot, having a number of Z-listers living in this tax free haven.  It is also the birthplace of many famous "players" including Pol Pot, Mike Tyson and Terry Nutkins
+Thatto Heath is known locally as a [[rugby league]] hotbed, having a number of amateur teams.  It is the birthplace of many famous players including [[Alex Murphy (rugby league footballer)|Alex Murphy]], the Chisnall brothers, [[Paul Forber]] and St. Austins Primary School.
-It is served by Thatto Heath International Airport, located on "The Lane"
+It is served by a [[Thatto Heath railway station|railway station]] on the [[Liverpool to Wigan Line]].
-Thatto Heath is independant from nearby St.Helens, and the two have actually been at war since 1989 because of a dispute over land claims concerning the Rainhill Stoops area. Although, a truce is in the offing as the Mayor of St.Helens will meet the Overlord of Thatto Heath, Rasputin IV later this year.
-Rasputin IV right hand is local nutcase Mrs Niggerbaiter, she is well known for her use with a knife while her husband is a snake handler with three nipples and a eye for young men. Their son is the local rapist and somewhat of an hero amongst the rugby team. He's the one that found the lion in the local beauty spot called "The Cleg"!
-Thatto Heath has currently just entered the nucler arms race, as reports in the local paper "The Swine" suggest that a plutonium enriching plant is located in the celler of the "elly".
+St Helens is in Merseyside, despite some confusion that it sits in Lancashire.
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