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My edits

If I weren't lazy, I might contribute useful stuff to this encyclopedia. As of now, I just look at recent changes and revert people's hilarious vandalism. I enjoy finding edits that people painstakingly vandalized, and then reverting them immediately so that their efforts were wasted. I also like finding people who have long histories of messing up articles, and then reverting all of their contributions to make their hard work go away. Basically, I harness my tendency to be an asshole and use it to screw with people who deserve it. I've only been at this since February of '05, and maybe some day I will use whatever knowledge I have to write articles or something. So here are things I do know some stuff about: i am really gay!!!

Spelling

I can't spell, so I won't be doing much spell copyediting. I wish Wikipedia had a spell checker built in, so that you could see spelling errors when you preview an edit. Maybe it does, and I'm just not aware of it. I realize that a spell checker probably requires the presence of a large word bank against which to check spelling, but if OpenOffice can do it, why can't Wikipedia?

My biases

It should be noted that I am biased against certain things, as most people probably are. I will list my biases here in the interest of full disclosure:

I hate or dislike the following
- Microsoft
- The New York Yankees
- Fox News hack Sean Hannity
- Fox News self-proclaimed indepedent Bill O'Reilly
- Former Soviet leader Josef Stalin
- Malaria
- That unfunny ass Jay Leno
- The small island nation of Nauru
- Those stupid old bicycles with the one big wheel
- Ben Affleck
- The Third Ammendment to the United States' Constitution
- That useless element Beryllium

Death Predictions

If I were a gambler, I'd bet the following people will not live through this year:
(as of 01:27, Mar 20, 2005 (UTC))

~~The Pope~~ (now dead, 20:14, Apr 2, 2005 (UTC))
Artie Lange
Elected officials in Iraq
Michael Jackson
50 Cent
The popularity of the television show "Family Guy"
The old guy who portrays Emperor Palpatine

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 ==My edits==
 If I weren't lazy, I might contribute useful stuff to this encyclopedia. As of now, I just look at recent changes and revert people's hilarious vandalism. I enjoy finding edits that people painstakingly vandalized, and then reverting them immediately so that their efforts were wasted. I also like finding people who have long histories of messing up articles, and then reverting all of their contributions to make their hard work go away. Basically, I harness my tendency to be an asshole and use it to screw with people who deserve it. I've only been at this since February of '05, and maybe some day I will use whatever knowledge I have to write articles or something. So here are things I do know some stuff about:
+i am really gay!!!
-==Things I know something about==
-*[[Biology]]
-*American [[Major League Baseball]]
-**I've seen almost every [[Red Sox]] game in the last ten years, so I know more about that team than other teams
-*[[Drosophila melanogaster]] (aka "fruit flies", which I spent two years in a lab studying)
-*Trees of the Northeast United States
-*Food
-*My [[ass]] from my [[elbow]]
 ==Spelling==