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==My edits==
If I weren't lazy, I might contribute useful stuff to this encyclopedia. As of now, I just look at recent changes and revert people's hilarious vandalism. I enjoy finding edits that people painstakingly vandalized, and then reverting them immediately so that their efforts were wasted. I also like finding people who have long histories of messing up articles, and then reverting all of their contributions to make their hard work go away. Basically, I harness my tendency to be an asshole and use it to screw with people who deserve it. I've only been at this since February of '05, and maybe some day I will use whatever knowledge I have to write articles or something. So here are things I do know some stuff about:
i am really gay!!!

==Spelling==
I can't spell, so I won't be doing much spell copyediting. I wish Wikipedia had a spell checker built in, so that you could see spelling errors when you preview an edit. Maybe it does, and I'm just not aware of it. I realize that a spell checker probably requires the presence of a large word bank against which to check spelling, but if [[OpenOffice]] can do it, why can't Wikipedia?

==My biases==
It should be noted that I am biased against certain things, as most people probably are. I will list my biases here in the interest of full disclosure:
*I '''hate or dislike''' the following
**[[Microsoft]]
**The [[New York Yankees]]
**Fox News hack [[Sean Hannity]]
**Fox News self-proclaimed indepedent [[Bill O'Reilly (commentator)|Bill O'Reilly]]
**Former Soviet leader [[Josef Stalin]]
**[[Malaria]]
**That unfunny ass [[Jay Leno]]
**The small island nation of [[Nauru]]
**Those stupid old bicycles with the [[penny-farthing|one big wheel]]
**[[Ben Affleck]]
**The [[United_States_Bill_of_Rights#Amendment_III|Third Ammendment]] to the United States' Constitution
**That useless element [[Beryllium]]


==Death Predictions==
If I were a gambler, I'd bet the following people will not live through this year:
<br>(as of 01:27, Mar 20, 2005 (UTC))
*<s>The Pope</s> <u>(now dead, 20:14, Apr 2, 2005 (UTC))</u>
*[[Artie Lange]]
*Elected officials in Iraq
*[[Michael Jackson]]
*[[50 Cent]]
*The popularity of the television show "[[Family Guy]]"
*The old guy who portrays [[Emperor Palpatine]]

Revision as of 17:41, 21 April 2005

im gay!!!!