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Greetings! I am Gregory, an unemployed [[homosexual]] [[Canadian]] who spends far too much time on this website. My previous introduction is solid evidence to support this claim. I am a very religious right-wing conservative. I occasionally do wank it to young Korean boys, and it was indeed this obsession that caused my previous girlfriend to end our engagement. Slowly sinking into depression, I found this website, and it became a drug for me. |
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|style="background:#b0e0e6"|Greetings! I'm Gregory, a [[Canada|Canadian]] [[left-wing politics|leftist]] [[atheist|nonreligious]] [[22|twentysomething]] [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|Wikipedian]] residing in [[Toronto]], [[Ontario]]. I am an accredited [[gemmology|gemmologist]] ([[Gemmological Association of Great Britain|FGA]]) and have studiously edited Wikipedia since [[December 2003]]. |
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In my spare time spent outside of Wikipedia, I enjoy just pounding ass and masturbating with my sister's leather dildos, and I do not contribute much content to the world around me. I do, however, perform a number of sexual favors for well-built, typically balding Black males with throbbing erections that stubbornly refuse to be beaten off. I also perform janitorial tasks at schools which affords me the opportunity to sneak peaks into the boys' locker room. |
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Aside from gemmology and [[gemstone|gems]] (and by association, [[mineralogy]] & [[geology]]), my primary interests include [[ichthyology]], [[entomology]], [[astronomy]], and the [[natural science]]s in general. I am a member of [[Wikipedia:WikiProject|Wikiproject]]s [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Tree of Life|Tree of Life]], [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Primates|Primates]], [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Cephalopods|Cephalopods]], and [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Rocks and Minerals|Rocks and Minerals]]. The subjects of [[/Articles|my articles and images]] are largely within these aforementioned areas. |
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Yes, I occasionally [[jizz]] on young boys' chests. Is this a problem? [[God]], they make me so [[horny]] |
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I am an [[Wikipedia:Administrators|Administrator]] and much of my logged-in time is spent monitoring [[Special:Recentchanges|RC]] for [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|vandalism]]; most of my edits are related to this unremitting scourge. I do take a break now and then to write something useful, and I've been known to take [[Wikipedia:Requested articles|requests]]. |
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== good pages to have == |
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Any comments, questions, suggestions, or harangues are welcome on '''[[User talk:Hadal|my talk page]]'''. |
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* [[vagina]] |
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* [[beastiality]] |
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* [[sodomy]] |
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![[Image:Barnstar.png]] |
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* [[Vietnam]] |
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* [[Hadal's cheap tricks (we make you holla fo' a dolla)]] |
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|''I'm awarding you a barnstar for your repeated, and rapid, dealing with vandalism. [[User:RickK|Rick]][[User talk:RickK|K]] 06:42, Aug 16, 2004 (UTC)'' |
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|''I, [[User:Blankfaze|blankfaze]], hereby award you this [[:Image:WMBarnstar.png|Working Man's Barnstar]], for your '''unrelenting''' persecution of vandals, day in and day out. Your services are amazing and invaluable to the project.'' |
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|''I, [[User:Ta bu shi da yu|Ta bu shi da yu]], hereby award you this [[:Image:WMBarnstar.png|Working Man's Barnstar]], for your '''excellent''' work on tracking down the [[Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/World idealism|VFD World idealism]] bandit. Amazing work!'' |
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|''I, [[User:Scott Gall|Scott Gall]], hereby award you this [[:Image:WMBarnstar.png|Working Man's Barnstar]], for the work you put into cleaning up after vandals, for example, the one that blanked the article on [[Wikipedia]] a few minutes ago (awarded 05:22, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC).)'' |
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Revision as of 02:33, 23 May 2005
Greetings! I am Gregory, an unemployed homosexual Canadian who spends far too much time on this website. My previous introduction is solid evidence to support this claim. I am a very religious right-wing conservative. I occasionally do wank it to young Korean boys, and it was indeed this obsession that caused my previous girlfriend to end our engagement. Slowly sinking into depression, I found this website, and it became a drug for me.
In my spare time spent outside of Wikipedia, I enjoy just pounding ass and masturbating with my sister's leather dildos, and I do not contribute much content to the world around me. I do, however, perform a number of sexual favors for well-built, typically balding Black males with throbbing erections that stubbornly refuse to be beaten off. I also perform janitorial tasks at schools which affords me the opportunity to sneak peaks into the boys' locker room.
Yes, I occasionally jizz on young boys' chests. Is this a problem? God, they make me so horny