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=== At the Movies === |
=== At the Movies === |
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[[Roger Ebert]] and [[Richard Roeper]] review the new movies. Roeper is out with "who gives a f***," and the guest host is [[M. Night Shyamalan]] |
[[Roger Ebert]] and [[Richard Roeper]] review the new movies. Roeper is out with "who gives a f***," and the guest host is [[M. Night Shyamalan]]. |
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====The new movies==== |
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*Transporter 3: Frank is [[Driving Miss Daisy]]... and there's a bomb on the side of the car! (Sequel to [[Transporter 2]]) |
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**It gets a "Thumbs down" from Ebert and "Lots of aerial ''twists''" from Shyamalan. |
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*[[Happy Madison]]: [[Adam Sandler]] plays [[James Madison]]. [[Rob Schneider]] plays both Madison's vice presidents [[George Clinton]] and [[Elbridge Gerry]] - both of whom died in office from severe heart attacks. |
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**Ebert says "I wouldn't eat that movie if it were a sandwich" and Shyamalan says, "Rob Schneider, what a ''twit''!" |
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*Rudy 2: Rudy dreams of being a boxer in this sequel, instead of a football player. Rudy lives his dream. Rudy gets his face punched in. (Sequel to [[Rudy (film)|Rudy]]) |
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**Ebert: "Rudy two-tee, not fresh, not fruity." Shyamalan: "What a ''fist''". |
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*The Nightmare Before Hanukkah: [[Jack Skellington]] goes through the Hanukkah tree and finds its not so great on the other side -saying "This sucks" to the lame Hanukkah gifts. (Sequel to [[The Nightmare Before Christmas]]) |
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**Ebert: "I couldn't agree more." Shyamalan: "[[Gefilte fish]]!" |
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*Speed 3: [[Keanu Reeves]] is on a school mini bus full of special education students who can't understand that they are all about to be killed. (Sequel to [[Speed 2: Cruise Control]]) |
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**Ebert: "Stop the short bus, I want to get off. Thumbs down" Shyamalan: "It was ok." |
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**Corky from [["Life Goes On"]] and from the 'Cork' sketch from 'The Munnerey' episode is one of the passangers on the bus. |
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*Schindler's List 2: Schindlers Pissed: The tagline says "He is making a list. He is checking it twice. He is going to find out who's [[Nazi]] or nice. Starring [[Liam Neeson]]. (Sequel to [[Schindler's List]]) |
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**Shyamalan: "What a ''list''!" Ebert: "Why couldn't you come down with a case of 'who gives a f***'?" |
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==Cast / Voice actors== |
==Cast / Voice actors== |
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Donkey Punch is the nineteenth episode of season two of the television comedy series Robot Chicken.
List of skits
Titanic Instant Messaging
Titanic survivors Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet say their final farewells via textspeak.
Attempted Clown Suicide
A clown tries to commit suicide, by making a balloon animal noose, but fails.
I Pity That Foo
Foo Fighters fight fools with Mr.T.
Bird Feeding
A parental bird doesn't have the regurgitation aspect of feeding the chicks down, as it barfs on them and the next.
Stretch Armstrong Transplant
Stretch Armstrong can't stretch any more, as with his age his corn syrup has hardened. He gets a corn syrup transplant; but when he first tries his stretching, his stitches break away - spraying the entire family with all of his corn syrup, leaving him an empty, deflated, shell.
Chili Day
"Chairry" from Pee Wee's Playhouse laments the fact that it's "Chili Day" at the playhouse, as Pee Wee Herman walks in with a big bowl of chili con carne, sits down on her, and begins to pass gas as he eats it.
Gary's Crappy Day
Gary Coleman, promoting "Fast Cash Now" loan service, has a very bad day: He's taunted by the commercial's producer because of his height; is confronted by Emmanuel Lewis who drives a Porsche as opposed to Coleman's wreck; he visits Conrad Bain in the nursing home, who has painted him as a risqué nude and has purchased an "assless" leprechaun suit for him; his car is towed; and he's drop kicked by a football player through the football uprights into an end zone. He ends up in heaven, where he hasn't earned his halo, and is sent back to earth as Bain's leprechaun.
Books Are Fun
A nerd in bed, wearing a retainer, says "Books are fun." This is done in the style of a public service announcement.
GPS Dating
A date with the Lisa the GPS on-board navigational computer goes horribly wrong. Lisa also controls the radio - is curious if the driver has a girlfriend, and ends up on a date with him. After a first date, the guy dumps her - and she gives him directions to drive over a cliff.
Subway Monster
As two subway trains pass, we see in the further car a man fights monster on Subway.
Chipmunks Origin
Alvin and the Chipmunks originally are baritones and basses when singing, and sing quite badly, so David Seville, their manager attempts to kill them with "deadly helium", which is oddly placed where a fire extinguisher should be. As they inhale the helium their voices mutate, getting higher and higher, to the tones with which we are familiar. The problem is that they inhale a bit too much of the helium, and get knocked out from asphyxiation.
A Name That Parents Should Never Give Their Children
Why You shouldn't name your kid "timber".
At the Movies
Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper review the new movies. Roeper is out with "who gives a f***," and the guest host is M. Night Shyamalan.
Cast / Voice actors
- Eugene Byrd - Gary Coleman
- Seth Green - Chairry, Dave Seville, M. Night Shyamalan, Nerd, Pee-Wee Herman, Pterri, Plastic Man
- Scarlett Johansson - Lisa, Wife
- Dan Milano - Emmanuel Lewis, Lumberjack, Timber
- Stephen Stanton - Alvin, Simon, Stretch Armstrong, Theodore
- Fred Tatasciore - Conrad Bailey, Roger Ebert
- Victor Yerrid - Adam Sandler, Jack Skellington, Mr. T, Stretch Jr.
Stoop!d Monkey
The monkey has stuck his hand in a meat grinder.[1]