Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"

"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" is episode 123 of the Comedy Central animated series South Park. It originally aired December 1, 2004. This was one of the 10 episodes featured on South Park: The Hits DVD.

Plot synopsis

The episode opens with a small crowd, including Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens, and others, gathered to see Paris Hilton make an appearance at the local mall. Wendy is rebuffed by her friends for not knowing who Hilton is, and Hilton enters to the cheering crowd. Hilton presents herself as "totally spoiled and snobby" and "a whore", according to onlookers, and announces the opening of a store called "Stupid Spoiled Whore" in South Park. Hilton says that she's happy to be in Gouth Dark, not knowing where she is. The girls enter and discover, among other things, lewd clothing and a perfume titled "Skanque". Wendy is appalled by the blatant objectification of women. As Paris drives away in her limo, her small pet dog, in a fit of depression, pulls out a gun and commits suicide. Paris shrieks that "it happened again! Another dog killed itself!" The limo driver himself appears less than surprised.

Later that day, Wendy goes over to a friend's house and is quickly confronted with the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, a partial reference to the Paris Hilton Sex Tape scandal that occurred several months prior. The kit takes jabs at Hilton by describing its contents as including "a night vision filter, fake money, losable cell phone, and 16 hits of ecstasy!" Meanwhile, Hilton is in fits over the suicide of her dog, Tinkerbell. In her throes of sorrow, she sees Butters, puts him in a bear costume, and demands that he come with her as her replacement pet, naming him "Mr. Biggles".

Wendy tricks her father into going to the Stupid Spoiled Whore store, and while he is initially appalled at what is sold there, is quickly manipulated into accepting the store, assuring Wendy he'll make her the "Stupidest, most spoiled whore of them all!". Bebe announces a "Stupid Spoiled Whore" party at her house. However, they refuse to invite Wendy because her "whore" suit makes her look more like a normal teenage girl (despite her being 9). They wear skimpy outfits to school and make suggestive comments to the boys passing in the hallway as they invite them; the boys generally respond nervously, or not at all. The one exception is Cartman, who walks past them on purpose hoping for an invitation, but is ignored.

At the same time, Butters introduces Paris Hilton to his parents; he thinks he is now Hilton's boyfriend, rather than her pet. Hilton offers his parents $200 million for Butters, who doesn't like the idea, but his parents insist on discussing it alone. She passes out on Butters' bed while the two of them wait for his parents' decision. Paris is wearing a short cutoff blue jean skirt and Butters again shows his naïveté by curiously poking at Hilton's vulva , believing it to be a small animal that lives in her pants. His parents eventually show up to announce that they're rejecting the offer – but only because they want at least $250 million. They tell Butters that he needs to be able to match Hilton's offer himself if he wants to stay, and suggest he try coal mining, like his grandfather. However, he is unsuccessful. Upon seeing a photo album in Paris Hilton's limousine, he discovers that all Hilton's pets killed themselves: Tinkerbell, who shot himself with the limo drivers's gun; Patches, a poodle who hanged himself; Scrambles, a collie who slit his wrists in the bath; and Cuddles, a spaniel who committed ritual seppuku.

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Paris Hilton dresses up Butters.

Although the party was supposed to be a time to get "whorish" with the boys, the boys seem to be far more terrified than titillated, and most are attempting to run away from the girls. Cartman tries to sneak into the party, but is rebuffed. Meanwhile, Wendy seeks out help from Mr. Slave, the biggest whore she knows, to try to become like all the other girls. After explaining to Wendy that being a whore can't be taught – nor should anyone want to learn it – he then rushes off to break up Bebe's sex party (much to the boys' relief, especially Stan's, who was being forced to kiss Red). Butters escapes from Paris Hilton's captivity, and runs into the party; Hilton, who is following him, appears just in time to hear Mr. Slave telling all the girls that being a whore is not an enjoyable life and that Paris Hilton is a "nobody." The two then get into an argument over who is the bigger whore, which culminates in Paris challenging Mr. Slave to a Whore-Off.

Paris Hilton begins with a variety of lewd sex acts, finishing by stuffing an entire pineapple into her vagina. Mr. Slave counters by leaping into the air, jumping on top of Hilton, and jamming her entire body up his anus. The crowd is amazed at this feat and applauds, but Mr. Slave silences them by telling them that he should not be applauded, because being whorish is a bad thing. He then delivers an impassioned speech explaining that young girls shouldn't dress whorishly and that parents need to teach their kids to have better role models than Paris Hilton; "If you don't teach your children that people like Paris Hilton are supposed to be despised, where are they going to learn it?" Bebe and the other girls seem to get the message (somewhat) and apologize to Wendy for having said that she wasn't stupid, selfish, or a whore. Butters is happy to have escaped living with Hilton, but now must face the wrath of his parents, who are upset about losing $250 million. Although his mother didn't care about it, his father is still angered by this and grounds him for it. Meanwhile, inside Mr. Slave, Hilton meets the frog king from the episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance". The "Ballad of Paris Hilton" is sung over the credits.

Trivia

• As a running gag throughout the episode, Paris Hilton coughs up globs of semen onto her hand (confirmed by Trey Parker in the DVD commentary) as well as throwing up feces at the beginning of the episode. The commentary also states that this episode voiced the creators' contempt for Paris Hilton's whorish behavior, claiming that her promoters were "not only telling little girls to laugh at her, but to be her." Furthermore, they asserted Hilton was ugly by calling her "a total dog."
• At one point, characters make reference to a double standard, possibly in reference to the fact that the character Chef has frequently engaged in sexual intercourse and is regarded as a wise father-figure, while Eric Cartman's mother has done the same and been regarded as and called a slut.
• Paris Hilton reacted to the episode by saying, "I haven't seen it, but when people copy you, that's like the most flattering thing, so whatever people can say, I just laugh about it. It doesn't matter to me." [1]
• While having cocoa with Butter's parent's, Paris Hilton is seen drinking Jagerminz s'more-flavored schnapps, the same alcohol that sponsored the Civil War reenactments in the episode "The Red Badge of Gayness".
• While Butters digs the coal mine, he's singing a song that resembles "Sixteen Tons", using a combination of the original lyrics and his own. ("You work eighteen hours/What do you get?/Your parents sell you/to Paris Hilton.").
• The Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset is made by Letcher-Price, a parody of Fisher-Price.
• Paris Hilton originally offers $200 million for Butters. Butters' parents later demand $250 million, which Paris Hilton agrees to. After Paris agrees to the $250 million, Butters' parents keep refering to the deal as if it were for $200 million.
• At the very end, when Paris Hilton is trapped in Mr. Slave's rectum, the soul of the dead animals showed up, even though they got freed in the episode The Death Camp of Tolerance.