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[[img src="http://www.geocities.com/davidvandamage/yeahright.jpg"]] '''David W. Shanahan''' ([[July 10]], [[1980]]–[[present]]. future state legislator and political leader, was born on a farm in [[Swampscott, Massachusetts]]. While residing in Swampscott, Mr. Shanahan became fully entrenched in the "Thug Life."Mr. Shanahan graduated from Swampscott High School in 1998. |
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Later, in 1980, he was reincarnated. God changed his name to David W. Shanahan. He has yellow fever. He has this thing in his DNA that tells him specifically to "tackle drunk bitches." |
Later, in 1980, he was reincarnated. God changed his name to David W. Shanahan. He has yellow fever. He has this thing in his DNA that tells him specifically to "tackle drunk bitches." |
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img src="http://www.geocities.com/davidvandamage/yeahright.jpg" David W. Shanahan (July 10, 1980–present. future state legislator and political leader, was born on a farm in Swampscott, Massachusetts. While residing in Swampscott, Mr. Shanahan became fully entrenched in the "Thug Life."Mr. Shanahan graduated from Swampscott High School in 1998.
Later, in 1980, he was reincarnated. God changed his name to David W. Shanahan. He has yellow fever. He has this thing in his DNA that tells him specifically to "tackle drunk bitches." He also needs to feel better about himself so don't be offended by him. Just know that he tends to blame all his problems on others. On August 10, 2007, he assassinated Lucas Johnson with a knife. Lucas Johnson was killed because he thinks he knows everyhting. He also sent thousands of dollars to Finland to support someone else's drug habit.
(Sources: Illinois Blue Book 1935–1936 and The Chicago Daily Tribune 1936–1937)
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