Federated Resources

"Federated Resources"

Federated Resources is the second episode of season two of the television comedy series Robot Chicken.

List of skits

Naked Dancing Pet Owner

A man dances and sings naked in front of his pets.

Dicks With Time Machines

In the 1st of 4 in the "Dicks With Time Machine" skits, a time-traveler pranks J. K. Rowling, talking her into not writing about a boy wizard, but instead, writing about a magical raccoon with an afro who shoots pixie dust from his bung hole.

Lion-O Gets Adopted

Lion-O, leader of the ThunderCats, finds himself on Earth, and becomes a housepet for a little girl. He has problems making the transition, and she returns him to the pound. A cat lady adopts him, and gives him similar treatment.

Because She Was a Bitch

A teacher asks questions to his students about the "reasons I left my wife", and the first answer is: "Because she was a bitch"

Make the Carpet Match the Drapes

After getting his head shaved, a man in a barbershop has the smock removed from him - showing he is naked. He then asks for the carpet to match the drapes.

Education Motivation

2 parents, offering a motivation for good grades, explain to their to daughters that the one with the better report card gets the pony, and the other one gets a whipping.

Dicks With Time Machines (Part 2)

This "Dicks with Time Machines" clip features the time-traveler who pranks Paul Revere, painting a false cave entrance on the side of a hill, which Paul, on horseback, rides into.

Clifford the REALLY Big Red Dog

Clifford the Big Red Dog accidentally destroys the neighborhood and kills a couple of people, and is punished by getting neutered.

Evel Knievel's Greatest Stunt Ever

An elderly Evel Knievel fails to complete a jump in his wheelchair over three elderly ladies standing in a row with their walkers.

Dicks With Time Machines (Part 3)

This"Dicks with Time Machines" clip features the time-traveler pulling a prank on Moses, having carved into the Ten Commandments as #1 "He who smelt it dealt it." Then his followers laugh at him.

Swedish Chef's Jaunt

The Swedish Chef "borks" his way through New York City.

As he's walking down the street, he sees

Björk,

Mork,

a dork,

an "I Love New York" poster ("N'york!"),

Quark from "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine",

a poster for The Monkees ("Tork!"),

a nerd playing "Zork",

a hot dog stand ("Pork!"),

and asks for a fork,

the vendor hands him a spork,

but is soon stabbed through the chest by an Orc.

Gulliver's Kinky Travels

Gulliver is tied down by Lilliputian women - and wants them to spank him and call him daddy.

Heroes With Time Machines

The final "Dicks with Time Machines" is now "Heroes with Time Machines." The time traveler pranks Adolf Hitler, filming him having diarrhea, making him infamous, and preventing World War II.

Nerf Stairs

A salesman tries to sell Nerf doors and some Nerf stairs to a man and an abused woman.

Corey & Corey Save the World

Corey Haim and Corey Feldman team up to rescue George W. Bush's daughters in the Brazilian Rain Forest. The Bush girls were at fault for the plane crash, as they were intoxicated and harassed the pilot.

While looking for the girls, they get into a bar fight and are saved by fellow teen idol Screech. After finding the girls, however, they are partying again and don't want to be rescued. So the Corey's resort to their 1 skill, acting; they take the place of the girls and the girls are put into storage.

Cast / Voice actors

• Michael Benyaer - Moses
• Corey Feldman - Himself
• Seth Green - Customer, George W. Bush, Guy, Jenna Bush, Mel E. Kazurowski, Paul Revere, Samuel "Screech" Powers
• Corey Haim - Himself
• Mila Kunis - Girl, Woman
• Seth MacFarlane - Barber, Lion-O
• Breckin Meyer - Barbara Bush, Man
• Chad Morgan - Emily Elizabeth, Girl, J.K. Rowling, Mother
• Victor Yerrid - Father, Swedish Chef

Stoop!d Monkey

The monkey is about to chop his head off in a guillotine.

References & External links

• Robot Chicken Wiki
• Adult Swim
• Robot Chicken at IMDb