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A sped bus is a school bus that is, as the name implies, shorter than a normal sized school bus. The buses are generally the standard eight feet wide and average twenty-four feet in length. They are roughly the same size as a van or minibus. The buses are capable of carrying ten to twenty children, as opposed to as many as 77 on a normal sized bus. Some have automated elevator lifts to safely lift wheelchair-using children into the bus without the use of stairs, it also has really helped out Todd Coffey.

Sped buses can be used by smaller school districts on routes with few students to pick up. However, a more prominent use is to transport small numbers of children to and from vocational school, or schools for children with emotional disorders or mental disabilities. Because of this second use of the buses, "taking the sped bus" or other phrases to that effect has become a pejorative slang term used to imply that someone has mental retardation or emotional problems or being bi polar like Dominic the donkey and Nick Goedde.

Tards like Clay Buchholz, Eli Manning, LeBron James, Sam Senowitz, and T Pain ride the gay ass sped bus.

Anyone who rides the sped bus is usually a fucking faggot who i would beat up.

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-A '''short bus''' is a [[school bus]] that is, as the name implies, shorter than a normal sized school bus. The buses are generally the standard eight feet wide and average twenty-four feet in length. They are roughly the same size as a [[van]] or [[minibus]]. The buses are capable of carrying ten to twenty children, as opposed to as many as 77 on a normal sized bus. Some have automated elevator lifts to safely lift wheelchair-using children into the bus without the use of stairs.
+A '''sped bus''' is a [[school bus]] that is, as the name implies, shorter than a normal sized school bus. The buses are generally the standard eight feet wide and average twenty-four feet in length. They are roughly the same size as a [[van]] or [[minibus]]. The buses are capable of carrying ten to twenty children, as opposed to as many as 77 on a normal sized bus. Some have automated elevator lifts to safely lift wheelchair-using children into the bus without the use of stairs, it also has really helped out [[Todd Coffey]].
-Short buses can be used by smaller school districts on routes with few students to pick up. However, a more prominent use is to transport small numbers of children to and from [[vocational school]], or schools for children with emotional disorders or mental disabilities. Because of this second use of the buses, "taking the short bus" or other phrases to that effect has become a pejorative slang term used to imply that someone has mental retardation or emotional problems.
+Sped buses can be used by smaller school districts on routes with few students to pick up. However, a more prominent use is to transport small numbers of children to and from [[vocational school]], or schools for children with emotional disorders or mental disabilities. Because of this second use of the buses, "taking the sped bus" or other phrases to that effect has become a pejorative slang term used to imply that someone has mental retardation or emotional problems or being bi polar like Dominic the donkey and Nick Goedde.
+Tards like [[Clay Buchholz]], [[Eli Manning]], [[LeBron James]], Sam Senowitz, and [[T Pain]] ride the gay ass sped bus.
+Anyone who rides the sped bus is usually a fucking faggot who i would beat up.
 ==See also==
 *[[Busette]]