User:Fixman

Okay, yeah, my name is Mr M., my surname is Fixman (no joking about this one) and I am a programming fag

Proves of programming fagness

C-NThis user has written C compilers, or tweaked C runtime libraries in Assembly language.

<--- Im No fucking about this one

Template:User ada-0 Template:User apl-0 <--- WTF is APL anyway?

asp-2This user is an intermediate ASP programmer.

bas-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Basaa.

Template:User AS400-CL-0 <--- Talking about unknowns

COBOL-0This person does not understand COBOL (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not want to program in COBOL).

<--- okay, okay

CF-1This user is a beginning ColdFusion programmer.

<--- easiest thing EVA

C++-NThis user is a fluent C++ programmer.

<--- Hell true

CThis user can program in C.

<--- I SWEAR I WILL NEVER PROGRAM IN THIS CRAP

for-0This person does not understand Fortran, or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in Fortran.

hs-2This user is an intermediate Haskell programmer.

<--- One of the coolest language ever

Java-2This user is an intermediate Java programmer.

<--- And I am ashamed of not having 0

lisp-2This user is an intermediate Lisp programmer.

<--- Nah, too many parentheses

[[user Mathematica-1}} <--- Once used it for school

MAT-2This user is an intermediate MATLAB programmer and user.

<--- Idem, but more times

...lots I wont ever use, and since Im bored I wont list zeros

pas-3This user is an advanced Pascal programmer.

<--- I hate this language

PHP-4This user is an expert PHP programmer.

<--- Winnin 300$ a month yeah baby

vb-3This user is an advanced Visual Basic programmer.

<--- I HATE THIS

vb.net-4This user is an expert Visual Basic .NET programmer.

<--- I HATE THIS MORE

And thats all of it, Besides I know bash, batch, actionscript, help, js and SQL with a 4

But, the most important of all...

{{t|0}}This user has heard of these so-called "templates" but supposes that they must be like stencils or something.

YAY!