User:Escaper7

Thanks for checking out my user page. I'm London based, and and started contribuiting to Wikipedia in March 2006. For the time being, I've moved to Escaper2007 for technical reasons.

I haven't had the time to do any fancy boxes, or anything too clever on my user page I prefer to spend my time concentrating on editing articles. I write for a living and focus mainly on the UK emergency services, music, musicians and dj related articles; but have a wide range of interests including the media. My career has seen me working for and with the emergency services for 20 years, and 15 years in broadcasting and print.

Articles started

Fire service related articles

• Chief Fire Officers Association
• Chief Fire and Rescue Adviser
• Fire Brigades Act 1938 Stub at the moment, any help expanding appreciated
• Fire Services Act 1947 ...as above
• Fire service in the United Kingdom A big project for me in 2006.
• FiReControl The UK based project to reduce the number of fire service control rooms
• FireLink The new radio network for fire services in England, Wales and Scotland.
• Her Majesty's Fire Service Inspectorate for Scotland
• Independent Review of the Fire Service
• Institution of Fire Engineers
• Ken Knight Commissioner of the London Fire Brigade and first Chief Fire and Rescue Adviser
• Kent Fire and Rescue Service - there are now 23+ articles for each of England's fire and rescue services, so that's about 20 still to create
• Neil Wallington Former London firefighter, and author
• New Dimension programme
• Regulatory Reform (Fire Safety) Order 2005 stub as before
• Ron Dobson appointed commissioner for the LFB in 2007

Other areas of the emergency services

• John Yates Biographical article about the senior police officer investigating the Cash for Peerages allegations

Other articles

• Lovebox an article about the east London music festival
• Man Alive about the BBC Documentary and current affairs series
• Norman Jay west London dj, and founder of Good Times club, compilation album and radio show concept
• Operation Safeguard British governement contingency for prison over crowding
• Patrick Forge Kiss 100 FM dj

Major and regulalry edited articles

• FDNY
• 2006 Ipswich murder investigation - An interesting one for me because of legal issues, including contempt, in relation to Wikipedia
• London Fire Brigade
• Metropolitan Police
• Retained firefighter

Other articles expanded

• Acid Jazz Records
• BBC Breakfast
• Fire Master
• Freemasonry
• Gilles Peterson
• Grime
• Jazz-funk
• The Late Show
• Scottish Rite
• Sway DaSafo
• Tim Westwood
• UK Hip Hop

Use of the Word "Snot Blocks" to describe Joan Collins

Due to technical reasons and a damaged truncheon valve in my left leg I mistkenly referred to Joan Collins as a pile of unwanted "Snot Blocks".

This caused a minor super nova in the Xedon Galaxy. For this I apologise and I have now been rebooted to run on Windows XP and unleaded petrol.

Flugelhorn Conspiracy

I have written an article regarding a mysterious Austrian Flugelhorn which appeared over the night skies of the market town of Chichester. It hovered for five minutes before turning into a bottle of cows. It was later seen in Brazil playing a tune over Rio. NASA said it had tracked the strange parple pomper and that it was most certaily the work of Sir Roger Moore. The FBI would be investigating and may smack his buttocks for being a naughty piece of Gerbil Plop

Brian Blessed

It has been confirmed that Brian Blessed is a large nature reserve off the coast of Dorset UK

X Factor

I have researched this programme for sometime and believe that is actually a gate into the seventh dimension. Due to restraints on Pot Noodle supplies I havent investigated any further at this stage but Carol Vorderman and some willing squirrels will be probing Simon Cowells waste line further.

Thanks for checking out my user page, and please leave any comments about the above articles on my new discussion page. Escaper7