User:Malfidus

Hello. My name is not Dave.

• Hallo. Mein Name ist nicht Dave.
• Salut. Je ne m'appelle pas Dave.
• Hola. Mi nombre no es Dave.
• Прйвет. Меня не зовут Dave.
• Hoi. Mijn naam is niet Dave.
• Sæll. Ég heiti ekki Dave.
• Hej. Napnír mín ær ekki Dave.
• alhán. Davek páó gráótaš!
• Zdravo. Ime mi ni Dave.
• Ahoj. Nejmenuji se Dave.

About Dave

In case you were wondering, my name isn't Dave. But everyone calls me it anyway. Don't ask...

Dave

• is 18
• is a student
• is from the UK
• believes in the preservation of British English
• studies German and French
• likes Iceland
• likes apostrophes when their used properly
• listens to Sigur Rós and Coldplay
• watches Little Britain
• likes tennis but cannot play it
• plays the oboe and piano
• is not your wife now