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Thanks for checking out my user page. I'm London based, and and started contribuiting to Wikipedia in March 2006. For the time being, I've moved to Escaper2007 for technical reasons.

I haven't had the time to do any fancy boxes, or anything too clever on my user page I prefer to spend my time concentrating on editing articles. I write for a living and focus mainly on the UK emergency services, music, musicians and dj related articles; but have a wide range of interests including the media. My career has seen me working for and with the emergency services for 20 years, and 15 years in broadcasting and print.

Articles started

Fire service related articles

Chief Fire Officers Association
Chief Fire and Rescue Adviser
Fire Brigades Act 1938 Stub at the moment, any help expanding appreciated
Fire Services Act 1947 ...as above
Fire service in the United Kingdom A big project for me in 2006.
FiReControl The UK based project to reduce the number of fire service control rooms
FireLink The new radio network for fire services in England, Wales and Scotland.
Her Majesty's Fire Service Inspectorate for Scotland
Independent Review of the Fire Service
Institution of Fire Engineers
Ken Knight Commissioner of the London Fire Brigade and first Chief Fire and Rescue Adviser
Kent Fire and Rescue Service - there are now 23+ articles for each of England's fire and rescue services, so that's about 20 still to create
Neil Wallington Former London firefighter, and author
New Dimension programme
Regulatory Reform (Fire Safety) Order 2005 stub as before
Ron Dobson appointed commissioner for the LFB in 2007

Other areas of the emergency services

John Yates Biographical article about the senior police officer investigating the Cash for Peerages allegations

Major and regulalry edited articles

FDNY
2006 Ipswich murder investigation - An interesting one for me because of legal issues, including contempt, in relation to Wikipedia
London Fire Brigade
Metropolitan Police
Retained firefighter

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-==Use of the Word "Snot Blocks" to describe Joan Collins==
-Due to technical reasons and a damaged truncheon valve in my left leg I mistakenly referred to Joan Collins as a pile of unwanted "Snot Blocks".
-This caused a minor super nova in the Xedon Galaxy. For this I apologise and I have now been rebooted to run on Windows XP and unleaded petrol.
-== Flugelhorn Conspiracy ==
-I have written an article regarding a mysterious Austrian Flugelhorn which appeared over the night skies of the market town of Chichester. It hovered for five minutes before turning into a bottle of cows. It was later seen in Brazil playing a tune over Rio. NASA said it had tracked the strange parple pomper and that it was most certaily the work of Sir Roger Moore. The FBI would be investigating and may smack his buttocks for being a naughty piece of Gerbil Plop
-== Brian Blessed==
-It has been confirmed that Brian Blessed is a large nature reserve off the coast of Dorset UK
-== X Factor ==
-I have researched this TV programme for nearly 73 years now. I believe that it is actually a secret gate into the seventh dimension and also a turn around point for emergency services vehicles on the M25.
-Due to restraints on Pot Noodle supplies I havent investigated any further at this stage but Carol Vorderman and some willing squirrels will be probing Simon Cowells waste line with trepidation.
-== The National Gordon Brown Memorial ==
-Thanks to the influx of glaswegian spiders in Norway Prince Orlev of Sweden can now produce strawberry flavoured geese and thus raise cash to build a Gordon Brown memorial in the North Sea
-== Lampost of Doom ==
-A lampost of doom was once installed in Wiklipedia but was removed after sending out seriously bad karma signals and generally looking sinister.
-== Michigan (UK) Tardis Repair Specialists ==
-Michigan (Near Stone) in the county of Staffordshire, UK has a garage which specialises in the servicing of Tardises. In 1784 the garage refitted a new head gasket for Tom Baker after he blew it on way to his local Spar.
-== Intercontinental Pylon Convention ==
-Leading pylon experts have recently organised a pylon convention in Balenois, France. It is thought many UK pylons will attend if the National Grid will give them time off. If time of is not granted the pylons may strike causing elctro beams to run free and kill badgers. This may inturn warned several politicians cause untold chaos in Noel Edmunds Beard which may convince the Middle East to launch counter strikes on Jeremey Beadle.
-== Posotronic Cyclonic Molecuolic Super Tranmitter ==
-An atomic smashing device built underneath Venice has been found abandodned . It was last used on Tuesday 14th December 1343 by Professor Smallhoffen who was famous for breaking wind at over 132 mph. The reason why this important architectural and historical monument has remained buried and undiscovered is a mystery although it may due to the fact that no one cares and Terry Wogan was guarding it with many angry goldfish.
-==Shabba Ranx Conspiracy Theory==
-Claims that Shabba Ranx is a twat were confirmed true on Tuesday. The daft Jamaican bumbaclart should be fisted by rancid bufallo
-== National Television Archive ==
-An archive of National Television in Portugal was accidently blown up by john Travolta due to siesmic interfernce in florida. travolta will be sentence to death unless he is able to fart without any follow through.
-Thanks for checking out my user page, and please leave any comments about the above articles on my new discussion page.  [[User talk:Escaper7|Escaper7]]