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Amandah has recently released a press statement implying that she was famous before Operator Please. The statement gives evidence that she was the elephant that American singer Cher rode during her fourth farewell tour. The tour, which was cancelled late in November 2005 due to lack of sponsorhip, was covering up the true reason behind it's demise. Apparently there is now proof that Amandah ate all the dancing troupe, including one of Chers seven vaginas. Police are now investigating the matter and are considering placing Amandah in a New Zealand zoo. |
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Amandah Wilkinson (born 16 August, 1988) is an New Zealand-Australian musician and member of the Australian band Operator Please. She is the band's vocalist and guitar player, and the band's main songwriter. Amandah spent most of her early childhood in New Zealand. In New Plymouth, she attended Marfell Kindy, went on to Marfell Community School until the Wilkinsons relocated to Kaiapoi, Christchurch where she attended Kaiapoi Borough School. In 1997, Amandah and her family moved to Australia. Amandah has been plagued for years with her weight issues, and has stated that "Being a big girl can be big style".
Forming the band
In her last year at Elanora State High School, she wanted to enter her school's Battle of the Bands competition. She sought out a drummer, Tim Commandeur; a keyboardist, Sarah Gardiner; a bassist, Ashley McConnell, and a violinist, Stephanie Joske (later replaced by classically trained Taylor Henderson). According to Amandah, none of them were friends before the band, although they are close knit now.[1]. Early today she was hit by a bus, but survived. The bus recieved more damage than Amandah, and 600 people were killed by the shockwave caused by her rumbling fat.
References
- ^ "Operator Please". www.fullynoted.com. 2007-06-12. Retrieved 2007-08-27.
Amandah has recently released a press statement implying that she was famous before Operator Please. The statement gives evidence that she was the elephant that American singer Cher rode during her fourth farewell tour. The tour, which was cancelled late in November 2005 due to lack of sponsorhip, was covering up the true reason behind it's demise. Apparently there is now proof that Amandah ate all the dancing troupe, including one of Chers seven vaginas. Police are now investigating the matter and are considering placing Amandah in a New Zealand zoo.