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Woodchipper Massacre is a 1987 American horror comedy directed by Jon McBride. The film was also written by McBride. Most B Movie collectors describe it as worst massacre ever.

Plot

Jon (Jon McBride), Denise (Denice Edeal), and Tom (Tom Casiello are three kids who's father goes away for a buisness meeting. He leaves them in care of their Aunt Tess (Patricia McBride) who is a militaristic, meanie who only lets the kids do homework and do chores. Tom gets an official Rambo Hunting Knife in the mail and Tess will not let him have it. They get in a fight and the aunt accidently gets stabbed in the stomach.

The three kids then freeze her body. They then take her body out of the freezer and slaughter her corpse so they can put her in the woodchipper. The grind her body to shredds. They thwen think its over. But then, the aunts son Kim (Kim Baily) escapes from prison and finds out the aunt is missing and threatens the children if they don't give it to him. The kids hide behind the woodchipper to make Kim think their inside, Kim steps on a log and looks into the woodchipper. Tom then turns it on and Kim is pushed in by Jon.

Jon drives Kim's car to the airport and hitches a ride back. Denice and Tom are raking and mowing thwe lawn. The father then arrives home and the father expects everything is normal.

The camera pans back to the woodchips on the ground and the aunts bloody ring is laying on the ground and the film ends.

Cast

Jon...........Jon McBride
Denise........Denice Edeal
Tom...........Tom Casiello
Aunt Tess.....Patricia McBride
Kim...........Kim Baily
Father........Perren Page

Budget

Since the movie was completely shot on video, not many SFX were used in the film. You see a brief glimpse is severed body parts in body bags. Then when Kim gets pushed in the woodchipper, you see blood go on the control pad.

The two composions of music were by a New York orchestra called The Soundscapes, but other recordings were made by Jon McBride of a keyboard.

Being completely low budget, the killings were not actually shown.

Crew

Jon McBride acted, wrote, directed, edited, and composed Woodchipper Massacre. The film took 2 Months to completely shoot. It was finished in 1987.

DVD

The DVD was released in 2007 with numerous special features. Such as commentary, camera interviews and documentary.

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 The three kids then [[freeze]] her body. They then take her body out of the [[freezer]] and slaughter her [[corpse]] so they can put her in the [[woodchipper]]. The grind her body to shredds. They thwen think its over. But then, the aunts son Kim ([[Kim Baily]]) escapes from [[prison]] and finds out the aunt is missing and threatens the children if they don't give it to him. The kids hide behind the woodchipper to make Kim think their inside, Kim steps on a log and looks into the [[woodchipper]]. Tom then turns it on and Kim is pushed in by Jon.
+Jon drives Kim's car to the [[airport]] and hitches a ride back. Denice and Tom are [[raking]] and [[mowing]] thwe lawn. The father then arrives home and the father expects everything is normal.
-The father goes home to discover the missing bodies. The kids are then punished and the shredded body parts are found.
+The camera pans back to the woodchips on the ground and the aunts [[bloody]] [[ring]] is laying on the ground and the film ends.
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