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'''Ger Brennan''' is an Irish [[Gaelic football]]er who plays for [[Dublin GAA|Dublin]] and [[St Vincents GAA|St Vincents]]. He won the [[O'Byrne Cup 2007|2007]] [[O'Byrne Cup]] for Dublin against Laois at [[O'Connor Park]] in Offaly. The game finished on a scoreline of 1-18 to 2-13 against Laois.[http://www.breakingnews.ie/sport/?jp=CWSNOJEYAUQL] He finished the tournament with a total of 0-04.[http://www.hill16.ie/viewstoryhill16.asp?mainheading=Word+on+The+Hill&id=7695&viewstory=yes] Brennan will make his first national league debut for Dublin against [[Tyrone GAA|Tyrone]] on [[February 3]], 2007.[http://www.hill16.ie/viewstoryhill16.asp?mainheading=Word+on+The+Hill&id=7733&viewstory=yes] Ger won his first [[Dublin Senior Football Championship]] medal with St Vincents in 2007 in the final against [[St Brigids]] at [[Parnell Park]]. Ger then went on to win the [[Leinster Senior Club Football Championship]] final against Tyrrellspass of [[Westmeath GAA|Westmeath]].[http://www.hill16.ie/viewstoryhill16.asp?id=9315&mainheading=Word+on+The+Hill&viewstory=yes] Ger was awarded the honour of being chosen as the Leinster club player of the year for his performances in the Leinster club championship with St Vincents.<ref>Gerard is a school teacher.[http://www.hill16.ie/viewstoryhill16.asp?mainheading=Word+on+The+Hill&id=9498&viewstory=yes HILL 16<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>
'''Ger Brennan''' is an Irish [[Gaelic football]]er who plays for [[Dublin GAA|Dublin]] and [[St Vincents GAA|St Vincents]]. He won the [[O'Byrne Cup 2007|2007]] [[O'Byrne Cup]] for Dublin against Laois at [[O'Connor Park]] in Offaly. The game finished on a scoreline of 1-18 to 2-13 against Laois.[http://www.breakingnews.ie/sport/?jp=CWSNOJEYAUQL] He finished the tournament with a total of 0-04.[http://www.hill16.ie/viewstoryhill16.asp?mainheading=Word+on+The+Hill&id=7695&viewstory=yes] Brennan will make his first national league debut for Dublin against [[Tyrone GAA|Tyrone]] on [[February 3]], 2007.[http://www.hill16.ie/viewstoryhill16.asp?mainheading=Word+on+The+Hill&id=7733&viewstory=yes] Ger won his first [[Dublin Senior Football Championship]] medal with St Vincents in 2007 in the final against [[St Brigids]] at [[Parnell Park]]. Ger then went on to win the [[Leinster Senior Club Football Championship]] final against Tyrrellspass of [[Westmeath GAA|Westmeath]].[http://www.hill16.ie/viewstoryhill16.asp?id=9315&mainheading=Word+on+The+Hill&viewstory=yes] Ger was awarded the honour of being chosen as the Leinster club player of the year for his performances in the Leinster club championship with St Vincents.<ref>Gerard is a school teacher.[http://www.hill16.ie/viewstoryhill16.asp?mainheading=Word+on+The+Hill&id=9498&viewstory=yes HILL 16<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>

==Teaching Career==
Ger Brennan was the bullied child at school. His large forehead was the source of much ridicule from a very early age. He chose to take out his frustrations on the only job he could get with his limited mental capacity, religion teacher. He was then employed at his former school Belvedere College, rumours persist it was a pity gesture by the schools hierarchy because they feared Ger would remain permanently unemployed.

He liked to insult his students about their chosen hairstyles, "Coconut head" etc. This immediately provoked insults directed at his forehead. This is best summed up in this quote from John.

John:
"Sir, I may have a coconut head, but you have a huge Farreh*"
*Farreh is a word used in [[Belvedere College]] to describe someone with a large forehead. Other notable people with "Farrehs" are Joe Hogarty, BJ Hand and of course fellow Vincents player, Massive Fareh Conroy.

His teaching style can best be described as monotonous, boring and based on Catholic fundamentalism.

On the final day of the 2007-2008 schoolyear, Ger Brennan ran out of the school crying from broken self confidence and uncertainty about the existence of God.
He went on to become a Heroin addict for 2 months on the mean streets of West Cabra. He managed to recover by checking into famous notorious clinic, The Priory, and studying a masters in theology. He is now studying to become a Catholic priest at Manooth College, County Kildare.

==Dialect==
He inspired his students with such pearls of wisdom such as
'Eeeeehhhhh, if ye daont fuind dis interestin den your just goin trou liife on auto pilit'

This is a North Dublin dialect of the English language, and a rough translation is as follows:
'If you do not find this interesting then you are just going through life on autopilot'


==2008==
==2008==

Revision as of 01:04, 4 January 2009

Ger Brennan
Personal information
Irish name Gearóid Ó Braonáin
Sport Gaelic football
Position Wing Back
Club(s)
Years Club
? - Present
St Vincents
Inter-county(ies)
Years County
2007 - Present
Dublin
Inter-county titles
Leinster titles 1

Ger Brennan is an Irish Gaelic footballer who plays for Dublin and St Vincents. He won the 2007 O'Byrne Cup for Dublin against Laois at O'Connor Park in Offaly. The game finished on a scoreline of 1-18 to 2-13 against Laois.[1] He finished the tournament with a total of 0-04.[2] Brennan will make his first national league debut for Dublin against Tyrone on February 3, 2007.[3] Ger won his first Dublin Senior Football Championship medal with St Vincents in 2007 in the final against St Brigids at Parnell Park. Ger then went on to win the Leinster Senior Club Football Championship final against Tyrrellspass of Westmeath.[4] Ger was awarded the honour of being chosen as the Leinster club player of the year for his performances in the Leinster club championship with St Vincents.[1]

2008

Ger won the 2008 All-Ireland Senior Club Football Championship with St Vincents in a hard fought game.[2]


References

  1. ^ Gerard is a school teacher.HILL 16
  2. ^ Brennan retired from Dublin's football panel citing burnout and fatigue as his reasons. However on July 30th Brennan was named in Dublin's panel for the quarter finals and accepted a return. Ger is well known for his phrases such as "No,no,don't be doing that now" and "Lads, I know in my heart Jesus Christ is real, you can make your own mind up but four lads woudn't have wrote down his life for the craic!" HILL 16