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Born in Miami Beach,FL, David became evangelizing at the tender age of 6. He traveled the Puerto Rican countryside until finally being deported for being a peeping tom in Chapel Hill,NC. In jail he would meet his wife, (Jamal) Jamal, being a legend in himself, he was the first K9 prison guard. After David was released in 1968, he moved to Charlotte with Jamal where they fornicated and had there first child (Adrian). David soon started working for a little known race car driver by the name of Dale Earnhardt. Earnhardt described David as his mentor. After Dale discovered David peeping through a glory hole at Theresa there friendship ended and David was forced to find work elsewhere. It was 1974 and World War II was in full swing, so naturally David became a P-51 Mustang pilot, forming the famous airmen group "The Tuskegee Airmen". After 10 years of flying he was awarded an honorable discharge. The United States celebrated his return. The state of Rhode Island even decided to re-name December 25th as "David Wilkinson Day". This was a highly debated bill seeing that the Christian holiday "Hanuka" was celebrated that day. Then governor, OJ Simpson, passed an executive to enact the day. OJ Simpson would later be charged for treason when he went and played football for the Canadian Football League. By this time it was right around the new millennium and the a highly contagious STD was being spread "Y2K". Using Davids highly superior technological and biological skills David cured all Y2K from the Indians. David now resides in Ashville,NC with his wife Jamal. For fun he plays human games of chess, attends drum circles, and repairs engine blocks on American muscle cars. |
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Revision as of 03:17, 26 January 2009
David Wilkinson may refer to:
- David Wilkinson (ambiguity expert) (b. 1959) Author and researcher of leadership, ambiguity and learning
- David Todd Wilkinson (1935-2002), cosmologist at Princeton University, after whom the Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe is named
- David Wilkinson (machinist)
- David Wilkinson (footballer) (b. 1988), professional footballer, currently playing for Crystal Palace
See also
- David Wilkerson (b. 1931), evangelist
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Born in Miami Beach,FL, David became evangelizing at the tender age of 6. He traveled the Puerto Rican countryside until finally being deported for being a peeping tom in Chapel Hill,NC. In jail he would meet his wife, (Jamal) Jamal, being a legend in himself, he was the first K9 prison guard. After David was released in 1968, he moved to Charlotte with Jamal where they fornicated and had there first child (Adrian). David soon started working for a little known race car driver by the name of Dale Earnhardt. Earnhardt described David as his mentor. After Dale discovered David peeping through a glory hole at Theresa there friendship ended and David was forced to find work elsewhere. It was 1974 and World War II was in full swing, so naturally David became a P-51 Mustang pilot, forming the famous airmen group "The Tuskegee Airmen". After 10 years of flying he was awarded an honorable discharge. The United States celebrated his return. The state of Rhode Island even decided to re-name December 25th as "David Wilkinson Day". This was a highly debated bill seeing that the Christian holiday "Hanuka" was celebrated that day. Then governor, OJ Simpson, passed an executive to enact the day. OJ Simpson would later be charged for treason when he went and played football for the Canadian Football League. By this time it was right around the new millennium and the a highly contagious STD was being spread "Y2K". Using Davids highly superior technological and biological skills David cured all Y2K from the Indians. David now resides in Ashville,NC with his wife Jamal. For fun he plays human games of chess, attends drum circles, and repairs engine blocks on American muscle cars.