Megan Wants a Millionaire

Megan Wants a Millionaire
File:Meganwantsamillionaire.jpg Cast of Megan Wants a Millioanire
Created by	Cris Abrego Mark Cronin
Starring	Megan Hauserman Brandi Cunningham Cecille Gahr Rob Locke as Niles
Country of origin	United States
Production
Executive producers	Cris Abrego Mark Cronin Ben Samek
Running time	60 minutes (including commercials)
Original release
Network	VH1
Release	August 2, 2009 - August 17, 2009?

Megan Wants a Millionaire is a reality television show on VH1 in which Megan Hauserman has seventeen wealthy single men compete for her love. The show originated from a comment made by Hauserman during an episode of Rock of Love: Charm School, in which she stated that she ideally would like to become a "Trophy Wife".

In the casting process for this series, VH1 asks for single men with a net worth of over $1,000,000.

In February 2009, Hauserman stated in an interview that filming of Megan Wants a Millionaire had begun. Hauserman stated in the interview that she is looking for "a mature guy that can handle me and doesn't cry" and stated "He doesn't have to be rich; he has to be stable." Hauserman said she is taking the show seriously, it will be "very real". Megan's best friends, Brandi Cunningham from Vh1 shows and Cecille Gahr (from Beauty and the Geek) appear on the show and try to help Megan with her decisions.

The show premiered on Sunday, August 2, 2009, but it is currently unknown if the show will be cancelled, due to the Ryan Jenkins controversy.

Controversy

Contestant Ryan Alexander Jenkins is now wanted for the questioning as a "person of interest" in the murder of Jasmine Fiore, a 28-year-old swimsuit model who had recently moved to Los Angeles from Las Vegas. Fiore was found dead in dumpster in Buena Park, CA. As a result VH1 has removed his profile and the show episodes from their official website as well as deleting any threads or comments pertaining to the case on VH1's message boards.

VH1 released an official statement on August 19, 2009.

"Ryan Jenkins was a contestant on Megan Wants A Millionaire, an outside production, produced and owned by 51 Minds, that is licensed to VH1. The show completed production at the end of March. Given the unfortunate circumstances, VH1 has postponed any future airings. This is a tragic situation and our thoughts go out to the victim’s family."

Contestants

Name	Nickname	Net Worth	Age[a]	Eliminated
Al	The Nervous Guy	$5 million	41
Alex (Alexander)	The Swinger	$3.5 million	32
Corey	The Hot Shot	$5 million	31
Sex Toy Dave (Dave Levine)	Internet Entrepreneur	$9.5 million	40
David	The World Traveler	$2.2 million	41
Francisco "Cisco"	The Latin Lover	$2 million	29
Mike "Big Mike"	The "Investor"	$2 million	45
Punisher (Sharay Hayes)	The Punisher	$3.1 million	35
Ryan Jenkins	The Smooth Operator	$2.5 million	31
TJ Diab	The Vodka King	$6.5 million	38
Joe	The Trust Fund Baby	$10 million	22	Episode 3
Matt Riviera	The Pro Wrestler	$5.5 million	25	Episode 3
Shaun Robertson	The Southern Gentleman	$2 million	30	Episode 2
Garth	The Plumber	$2.5 million	38	Episode 2
Donald Farmer	The Producer	$2 million	50	Episode 1
James Curran	The Baby	$4 million[b]	25	Episode 1
Audi	Big Dog	$1.1 million	35	Episode 1

^[a] Ages are at time of filming

^[b] James awaits the death of his grandfather in order to receive an inheritance. He is not a millionaire yet.

Elimination Order

Megan's Call-out Order

#	Contestants	Episodes
		1	2	3	4
1	Al	Ryan	Al	David
2	Alex	Corey	Mike	Corey
3	Audi	Francisco	Francisco	TJ
4	Corey	Punisher	Ryan	Punisher
5	David	TJ	TJ	Al
6	Donald	Sex Toy Dave	David	Ryan
7	Francisco	Alex	Punisher	Mike
8	Garth	David	Sex Toy Dave	Sex Toy Dave
9	James	Mike	Corey	Francisco
10	Joe	Matt	Matt	Alex
11	Matt	Shaun	Alex	Joe
12	Mike	Joe	Joe	Matt
13	Punisher	Garth	Shaun
14	Ryan	Al	Garth
15	Sex Toy Dave	Donald
16	Shaun	James
17	TJ	Audi

  The contestant won the competition.

  The contestant is allegedly being sought for questioning by police in regards to a murder.

  The contestant went on a group date with Megan.

  The contestant went on a date with Megan, but was eliminated.

  The contestant was eliminated.

Episodes

Breaking The Bank

First aired August 2, 2009

First Megan is introduced as the starlet of the show, and then Megan's concierge Niles, who is also the narrator of the show, is introduced. After meeting her 17 millionaires, Megan brings in her two best friends Brandi Cunningham and Cecille Gahr, who will be helping her decide who should stay or leave. She presents each of the men with a personal gift that goes along with their given nicknames as shown below.

Millionaire	Gift
Joe	Piggy bank
David	Globe
Punisher	Zebra speedo
Sex Toy Dave	Red fuzzy handcuffs
Francisco	Chef apron with Megan's picture
Alex	Satin cape/robe
Shaun	Large golden key
Mike	Stuffed teddy bear
Matt	Sex-toy whip
Al	Bottle of massage oil
TJ	Framed photo of Megan
Audi	Framed photo of Megan's dog Lily
James	Golden ticket
Garth	Tool kit
Ryan	Pimp cup
Donald	Feather ink pen & ink well
Corey	King's crown

After Megan handed out her presents to her millionaires, she announces that there will be a mixer for her and her best friends to get to know the millionaires better and ultimately determine which three men would be going home that night. First, Megan and Audi spend time together and he admits that his "hump game" causes his past girlfriends to go crazy, which disturbs Megan. Joe and David show up next to sit with Megan and chat. David tells Megan that he loves shopping for hours at a time and would love to go shopping with her. Francisco and Punisher show Megan their bodies saying they like to be in shape, which impresses Megan because she says she likes strong guys; though Megan notices Punisher's strange birthmark on his stomach. Corey has a one-on-one with Megan where he tells her he wants to find his queen and spend the rest of his life with a beautiful woman. Outside, Brandi and Cecille give Al some motivation to be less awkward and to go find Megan and show her what he is all about. He offers to use his gift of massage oil to give Megan a foot massage and she accepts. During the massage he tries to be funny and have her touch his jaw saying he has a "dog jaw". He whips his head and barks and pretends to bite Megan's finger which surprised Megan and caused her to spill her wine all over herself. Megan pushes Al off of her and storms away in tears to her room upstairs. Brandi and Cecille go upstairs to talk to Megan, clean her up, and calm her down.

Megan returns to the party and Al apologizes for his childish actions. Al offers to buy her a new dress for ruining the one she is wearing at the mixer. Shaun comes in and takes Megan inside for a private talk on the sofa. She tells him she likes his look and is physically attracted to him. Donald steps in and asks Megan to come to the fire pit with him for a one-on-one. Megan agrees because he is a movie director and wants to know if he could put her in movies. By Megan's request, Donald sets up an impromptu skit between Megan and James. James and Megan then kiss by the fire pit which ruins Donald's plan, but Megan admits that the kiss is terrible. Sex Toy Dave (who previously has appeared on The Millionaire Matchmaker) and James talk by the fire pit. Brandi and Cecille pull James aside to find out his financial situation because he currently lives at home and expects to soon inherit his grandfather's fortune. TJ shares a one-on-one with Megan and they talk about traveling and where she would enjoy being most. Finally, Megan sits with Ryan who is still a Canadian citizen. He tells her that he can only work in the United States if he gets married, but if they did get married, she wouldn't have to sign a pre-nup. Audi and some of the other guys convince Garth to smash Joe's piggy bank, and he proceeds to do just that. Joe gets upset and says he is going to tell Megan about the incident and then insults Garth.

Megan gathers with Brandi and Cecille in her room to discuss the 17 millionaires and who they think should go home that night. Despite what her friends had to say, Megan was still torn as to which three men to eliminate. At elimination, Megan reveals that each man who will stay will receive a special credit card as her token of love. In order for the men to win her heart, they must "keep their account in good standing". Ryan is the first to receive his credit card. Corey is the second to receive his card. Next is Francisco, The Punisher, TJ, Sex Toy Dave, Alex, and David are all called. When Joe is brought down to receive his credit card, Megan asks about his missing piggy bank. Joe reveals that Garth broke it, and Megan scolds him for being a "bad boy". Garth then receives his credit card. Megan then calls down Audi and James. She tells them their luck has run out and they are eliminated. Next, Megan eliminates Donald because she is so unattracted to him, but asks if he could still put her in a movie. Al receives the last credit card, but Megan jokingly warns him to never bark at her again.

• Bottom 5: Al, Audi, Donald, Garth, James
• Eliminated: Audi, Donald, James
• Elimination Notes:
  • Audi: He was eliminated because although Megan said she was physically attracted to him, Megan felt like she had absolutely nothing in common with him.
  • Donald: He was eliminated because Megan said he was so physically unattractive and that he would be more of a fan than a boyfriend.
  • James: He was eliminated because he was not a millionaire yet; Megan explains that there's nothing wrong with loving someone who's not rich, but since she was given the choice she said she'd rather love someone that is rich.

Will You Be My Valentine?

First aired August 9, 2009

This episode starts with the remaining fourteen millionaires in the house working in the business center, an area Megan had set for the men so they could continue to make their millions while in the house. Niles leads the men to their first challenge. Megan explains that Valentine's Day is her favorite holiday, and that they are going to have to make or buy presents for Megan on Valentine's Day for the first challenge. Megan explains that the gifts need to be thoughtful too, because everyone can buy her expensive gifts. They will have ninety minutes and can use any of the supplies set up for them, or any gifts they want to buy or have with them. The three men that impress her the most will be going on a group date the next day. Francisco decides he will cook a meal for Megan saying it will be from the heart. Al, knowing he needs to redeem himself after the night before, begins to write a check for Megan. Mike decides to use his contacts to buy Megan a dress from Lloyd Klein, a fashion designer. The show hints that he is in the Italian Mafia because he is Italian and said in the first episode that he does "private deals". Meanwhile, Shaun knows that Megan likes sushi and wants Megan to eat sushi off of him naked. T.J. is bewildered by Shaun's idea, saying he's going to get himself eliminated. Also, Garth works on a song entitled "Sex Mode" that he's been making for the last two years for Megan, and Punisher wonders why Garth thinks he can turn Megan on. The rest of the men also ready themselves for the challenge.

Niles tells the men that their time is up, and that the presentations are about to begin. Megan's best friends, Brandi and Cecille, join Megan once again to view the presents and help her in making her decisions. Megan calls up Francisco first, who is wearing the apron Megan gave him and red boxer-briefs. Francisco feeds Megan his dish, and Megan likes it a lot saying it's delicious. Next is Al, who gives Megan a card with a check for $8000 inside. The check is made out for Javay Salon in Orlando, Florida, and Brandi C. exclaims "I actually had my boobs done at that place!" Alex bought Megan red lingerie, but Megan doesn't like the bottoms that he bought because their over-sized and she jokingly says that they're "granny panties". Ryan decides to appeal to Megan's "senses" which are actually her brain and mouth, and Megan tells him those aren't senses. Joe gives Megan a bikini and on the bottoms he wrote "Trophy Wife" with crayon, which doesn't impress Megan. Matt gives her cupcakes, and Corey gave her a list of things "on his heart"; neither one impresses her. Next is Punisher, who says his gift is in the back, and Megan says it must be huge and jokes that she likes "big packages". Punisher begins to put on one of his stripping outfits and then enters and does a sexual dance for the three women; and Megan says she loved it. Shaun then lets Megan eat sushi off him in his inside-out underwear, and she enjoys that she gets to embarrass him because the men make fun of him once Brandi C. and Cecille put a shrimp tail on his crouch saying he has a "shrimp dick". T.J. gives Megan his vodka that he makes, and David gives Megan her passport stamped to go to New York, France, and Italy. Mike then presents Megan with the designer dress he got her, and she says she loves it a lot and that it's beautiful and a great gift. Garth sings "Sex Mode" to Megan and she doesn't enjoy that Garth is "touching himself" during the song. Megan then announces that the winners are Shaun, Big Mike, and Al and that they will be going on a skiing date tommorrow.

Garth is surprised that he didn't win the date and goes to talk to Megan in her room. Megan tells Garth that she never said that she hated it, but wanted something more romantic than a sex song. Garth decides that Megan doesn't like her, and that she's tossing him around like a yo-yo. Niles brings Al, Mike, and Shaun in his office to discuss the "Date Menu", which is a menu of presents that they can buy for Megan on their date (Date Menu shown below). Big Mike decides to buy something of his own for Megan, while Al and Shaun decide to split the cost of all three gifts on the menu and give them to Megan together. Shaun's credit card is repeatedly declined, and Al covers for him. Later that night, Garth decides to call his best friend Dick Squiggles and tells him to pick him up at the airport. Garth states that Megan is rude and crude and that because she didn't like his song, he doesn't even like her anymore. Then he gives Megan his credit card and says that her credit is denied. Megan seems unaffected by Garth withdrawing and even is sarcastic about him quitting, but she goes upstairs to have a conversation like adults. Garth tells Megan that he knows she's just going to throw him away, and Megan says she doesn't care, and that "He needs to f**king suck it up, sit there, put a smile on his face, and be appriciative that he's here." She tells him he's a brat, and asks him who he thinks he is for quitting and tells him he's lucky to be here. Garth changes his mood, and tells Megan to "show him a little insanity". Megan says she sees what going on now, and says that Garth is trying to manipulate her into letting him stay. She says that two can play the manipulation game, and that she does it much better. She then leans in for a kiss, only to pull away when Garth leans in, and tells him he'll get a kiss when he deserves it. She says Garth is no match for her, and that he calmed down and obeyed just like she knew he would. She then tells him to calm down, and that he's not going anywhere. Garth admits that Megan's got skills and says that he's staying.

The next morning, Al, Shaun, and Big Mike ready themselves for their date, and Niles prepared the gifts for Al and Shaun. Al gives Megan the roses and says their only from him because Shaun didn't pay him back for the gifts. They get to the mountain where they're going to ski, and Al gives Megan the Juicy Couture red snow jacket by himself, while Mike gives Megan white skiing gloves to go with her jacket. Later, Megan and Al hold hands and ski together, Shaun snowboards, and Big Mike struggles to ski because he never has before. Mike and Megan sit by a firepit, and talk about personal business and what Mike plans to do later in life, and Megan says he's happy he's here. Big Mike and Megan kiss, and then Al spends alone time with her and gives her the Tiffany's snow bracelet and necklace to remember the skiing trip. He then explains the situation with Shaun's credit card and why he gave all the presents to her by himself. Shaun and Megan spend alone time now, and Shaun is upset that Al brought up the credit card issue. They talk about it, but he doesn't really defend himself. They return to the mansion, and Megan talks to Joe alone. Joe talks about Lily a lot, and Megan feels like he might like her more than herself. She questions his sexuality by asking him if he likes having girlfriends and he says "Yes, if it's the right girl." but doesn't answer Megan when she asks how many girlfriends he's had.

At elimination, Megan's wearing the Lloyd Klein dress that Big Mike bought for her, and she thanks him for it again. Al gets to keep his credit card first and Megan saying he's gone from showering her with drinks to showering her with gifts and that his credit is good with her. Next is Big Mike and she says that he likes that he's big and strong and that he can protect her, yet he's gentle and thoughtful as well. The next card goes to Francisco, followed by Ryan, TJ, David, Punisher, Sex Toy Dave, Corey, and Matt. Megan pulls out a giant pair of scissors that she will cut the eliminated persons' credit cards with. She then calls down Alex, and makes him promise to never to buy her "grandma panties" again, and then gives him back his card. She calls down Garth, and tells him to give her his card. She asks him why he would try to leave when he's been chasing her for two years, and that that's a bad way to start a relationship. She tells Garth he's lucky to be here again, and he says "so are you", which angers her. Megan tells Garth his luck has run out and cuts his credit card in half and that his credit's been declined. Megan said that she made up her mind to get rid of Garth the second he handed her his credit card the night before, but that he's not going to leave on his terms; he's going to leave on her terms. She calls down Joe next, and tells him that she has more of a friendship connection with him. Joe asks for a second chance, and kisses her with his mouth wide open, and many of the guys say it looked like a horrible, awkward kiss. Megan gives Joe his card, saying his credit is good. Megan calls down Shaun and says the way he handled the credit card issue troubled her because he didn't stick up for himself, and tells him that she's sorry and his credit's been declined and then cuts his credit card in half. Shaun leaves, and Megan tells the men that she doesn't like hurting people's feelings, but it's only going to get harder from here on out.

• Challenge: Valentine's Day Presents
• Challenge Winners: Al, Mike, Shaun
• Date: Skiing Trip
• Date Menu: (All three chosen by Al)
  • One Dozen Fresh Cut Long Stem Roses-$60.00
  • Juicy Couture Cherry Red Lined Snow Jacket-$269.00
  • Tiffany's Precision Carved Snowflake Necklace & Bracelet-$519.00
• Bottom 3: Garth, Joe, Shaun
• Eliminated: Garth, Shaun
• Elimination Notes:
  • Garth: Megan knew she was going to eliminate Garth when he turned in his card the night before, but decided that she was going to eliminate him on her terms instead of him walking out because she said no one leaves until she says so.
  • Shaun: He was eliminated because Megan said he was too much of a pushover and wouldn't stand up for himself. Al paid for everything on the Date Menu when Shaun's card was declined and gave all the presents to Megan without including him; even when they both decided to share the gifts and Megan said he did nothing to stand up for himself.

Billion Dollar Doggie

First aired August 16, 2009

After elimination, the remaining men relax and socialize with each other and Megan. Joe knows he has to step his game up or he will be eliminated soon, and David criticizes him for only being on a friendship level with Megan. The next morning, Ryan tells Francisco and Joe about his ways of picking up girls and later they are called into their next challenge. Megan tells the contestants are asked to design business plans to make Megan's dog, Lily, marketable. Each team will select a team leader, and they will have two hours to prepare a presentation. The men are split into four teams of three each and the team captain of the winning team will win a solo date with Megan, while the other two get a group date. The men start brainstorming ideas for Lily's company. Al of Team 1 wants to do a workout video featuring Lily, but Punisher, captain of Team 1, comes up with the idea of a dog spa instead. Ryan, the captain of Team 4, decides to create a dog food company with six different kinds of dog food in a rotating dish. Mike wants to do a dog water company for Team 2, but Team 2's captain TJ decides to do a dog spa also called Club Lily, and Mike asks, "Who does this guy think he is?" Lastly, Corey, captain of Team 3, decides to make a product so big that no one can buy it, and Sex Toy Dave says it's a horrible idea and that they won't make money doing that. Joe worries that he's going to make a fool out of himself because he's only a trust fund baby and has never worked with numbers or presentations. Meanwhile, Al makes a photoshoot with Lily being pampered by Francisco and Punisher, who the the masseures, and Al said it's a great idea because Francisco and Punisher both have phenomenal bodies.

Megan calls them in, and tells the men that herself, Robin Antin, the founder of the Pussycat Dolls, and Rob Frankel, a branding expert, will be judging their presentations. Team 2 goes first, and TJ, Alex, and Mike present Club Lily which they say will make four million dollars a year. They also introduce The Lily Hauserman Foundation, which is a non-profit organization. Megan chokes and coughs when she hears "non-profit" and ponders why they wouldn't want to make money. She asks them if they think they should focus on the profit part instead of the non-profit part, because we're in a recestion. Rob Frankle says he doesn't know what they were smoking, but that he wanted some. Megan asks Alex if he would invest his money in their company, and he responds that if he saw more products then he'd consider it and Megan tells him he doesn't even seem confident in his own idea. Robin Antin tells them they haven't researched it at all and that it's poorly planned out. Team 1 is next, and Punisher, Francisco, and Al present Lavish Lily's, another spa for dogs. As Francisco begins presenting, Megan becomes distracted and daydreams about Punisher's lap dance. It's edited to look like Lily is daydreaming about Punisher massaging her as well. Rob tells them that almost no one besides Bill Gates and Warren Buffet could afford this spa, and that he doubts they would fund it. Team 3 goes, and Corey, Matt, and Sex Toy Dave present the L.L. Club, which is a club for celebrities' dogs where they can purchase jewelry for their dog. Robin and Rob agree that it's a good idea, but it's too confusing and that they would be scared as buyers of this product. Lastly, Team 4 with Ryan, David, and Joe present their gourmet organic dog food chain for toy or teacut dogs. David and Ryan present well, but Joe struggles with his speech. David takes over Joe's part and the judges tell them that unlike the other teams, they thoroughly thought out the prices and incomes and costs of the product, and that it was the most likely to succeed in making money. In addition, it was also unique because the cans of dog food contains water on the bottom and food on the top in seperate chambers of the can. The idea is likely to make 62 million dollars per year. Robin Antin decides that Team 4 should be the winner, and Rob Frankle thinks Team 3 should be the winner. Megan announces that Team 4 is the winner and that Ryan will have a solo date and David and Joe will have a group date.

Niles brings Ryan into his office to view the Date Menu (shown below), and Ryan selects taking Megan to a French restaurant in an Aston Martin. Joe and David are then brought into his office to view their Date Menu (shown below). Joe buys the locket for Megan, and David buys the watch.

• Challenge: Lily's Business Plan
  • Team 1: Punisher (captain), Al, Francisco
  • Team 2: TJ (captain), Alex, Mike
  • Team 3: Corey (captain), Matt, Sex Toy Dave
  • Team 4: Ryan (captain), David, Joe
• Challenge Winners: David, Joe, Ryan
• Ryan's Date: Dinner at a French restaurant
• Ryan's Date Menu:
  • Dinner at a French restaurant(More expensive than dinner in backyard)
  • Taking Megan to the French restaurant in an Aston Martin DBS Coupe-$1500 (Chosen by Ryan)
• David and Joe's Date: Wine-tasting at Megan's favorite winery
• David and Joe's Date Menu:
  • Designer Stainless Steel Watch with a Crystal Band-$351 (Chosen by David)
  • Customized Locket of Megan and Lily-$470 (Chosen by Joe)
• Bottom 3: Alex, Joe, Matt
• Eliminated: Joe, Matt
• Elimination Notes:
  • Joe: Megan stated that she thought Joe was sweet and funny, but she had more of a friendship connection with Joe.
  • Matt: Megan told Matt that she was headed in a different direction in life than Matt, and that they didn't have a connection.

Battle Royale

To be determined on VH1 scheduled on August 23, 2009

• Challenge: James Bond Challenge

External links

• Official website