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The Razorback columns are perfect examples of the fact-bending fun of Otus. Those unfamiliar with the circumstances might assume it's unlikely that a city so far inland would actually have a submarine at anchor. In reality, the former U.S. Navy attack sub was purchased by North Little Rock for its Arkansas Inland Maritime Museum, making it one of the few privately owned static displays in the country. Once the reader realizes that the submarine is real, the further bizarre twists of Otus columns seem more believable.
The Razorback columns are perfect examples of the fact-bending fun of Otus. Those unfamiliar with the circumstances might assume it's unlikely that a city so far inland would actually have a submarine at anchor. In reality, the former U.S. Navy attack sub was purchased by North Little Rock for its Arkansas Inland Maritime Museum, making it one of the few privately owned static displays in the country. Once the reader realizes that the submarine is real, the further bizarre twists of Otus columns seem more believable.


The discovery of his own Wikipedia entry resulted in classic Otusian prose:
The column's format is the same each week -- a fabricated reader sends in a letter asking for an explanation of an event or circumstance. For example, the incredible staying power of Arkansas Gov. Mike Beebe's hairdo no matter how strong the wind. Otus always begins his reply with the phrase "It is wholly a pleasure to hear from you" as an homage to the Democrat-Gazette's Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial page editor, Paul Greenberg. The catch phrase is used by Greenberg in his own letters columns. When Greenberg took over the Editorial and Voices pages in 1992, one of his first moves was to remove the Otus column from its long-time home on the Voices Page. The column ended up in the Features section.

<I>''Congratulations on earning your own page in Wikipedia. That’s quite an honor and, if I may say, long overdue. I’m a huge fan of your work. - Anne Gorra Fayetteville

<I>Dear Anne,
<I>It was wholly a pleasure to hear from you and a double pleasure to be able to thank you and the Wikipedia selection committee.

<I>Yes, I was stunned - stunned - to discover last week that an entire page on my life had been created on the world’s most respected source of knowledge.

<I>Wikipedia is to the 21st century what the Encyclopedia Britannica and Oxford English Dictionary were to information seekers of the last century.''</I>

That column illustrates the format each week -- a fabricated reader sends in a letter asking for an explanation of an event or circumstance. For example, the incredible staying power of Arkansas Gov. Mike Beebe's hairdo no matter how strong the wind. Otus always begins his reply with the phrase "It is wholly a pleasure to hear from you" as an homage to the Democrat-Gazette's Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial page editor, Paul Greenberg. The catch phrase is used by Greenberg in his own letters columns. When Greenberg took over the Editorial and Voices pages in 1992, one of his first moves was to remove the Otus column from its long-time home on the Voices Page. The column ended up in the Features section.


The real Otus the Head Cat has long passed to the great beyond -- there is a halo over his logo photo -- and he occasionally refers to being dead.
The real Otus the Head Cat has long passed to the great beyond -- there is a halo over his logo photo -- and he occasionally refers to being dead.

Each column ends with a reference to Kalaka. According to Otus myth and legend, Kalaka is the celestial supervisor of Otus and other Head Cats around the country.
Each column ends with a reference to Kalaka. According to Otus myth and legend, Kalaka is the celestial supervisor of Otus and other Head Cats around the country.



Revision as of 16:47, 21 August 2010

The creation of , Otus the Head Cat is a weekly newspaper humor and commentary column in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette by Michael Storey. The column, which initially ran on the newspaper's Voices page, was inspired by Storey's very vocal half-Siamese family cat who would sit next to Storey's typewriter and "talk" to him as he worked. Otus died in 1992 at the age of 17.

Storey began the column in 1980 as a commentary on life's oddities and a parody of news and opinion that appeared in the pages of the then-Arkansas Democrat. In spite of three decades of being published each Saturday and a very blunt disclaimer at the close of each column, the writing style and authoritative faux facts frequently confuse casual readers and have resulted in numerous controversies.

Among the more famous subjects of the column are the arrival of the annual "humidity pods" from the Gulf of Mexico to the Little Rock area, signaling the sticky start of summer; bow hunting squads to deal with organized gangs of urban deer; piranha in one of the state's lakes; President Richard Nixon's proclaiming Washington's Birthday as Presidents' Day so he, too, could be honored; the colorful life of the first "transmorphodite" Miss Arkansas contestant, and stories of local political issues gone wild.

Also popular is Otus' coverage of the "North Little Rock Navy," which even has its own World War II submarine, the U.S.S. Razorback. Otus speculates the sub might be employed against the larger city of Little Rock across the Arkansas River.

The Razorback columns are perfect examples of the fact-bending fun of Otus. Those unfamiliar with the circumstances might assume it's unlikely that a city so far inland would actually have a submarine at anchor. In reality, the former U.S. Navy attack sub was purchased by North Little Rock for its Arkansas Inland Maritime Museum, making it one of the few privately owned static displays in the country. Once the reader realizes that the submarine is real, the further bizarre twists of Otus columns seem more believable.

The discovery of his own Wikipedia entry resulted in classic Otusian prose:

Congratulations on earning your own page in Wikipedia. That’s quite an honor and, if I may say, long overdue. I’m a huge fan of your work. - Anne Gorra Fayetteville

Dear Anne, It was wholly a pleasure to hear from you and a double pleasure to be able to thank you and the Wikipedia selection committee.

Yes, I was stunned - stunned - to discover last week that an entire page on my life had been created on the world’s most respected source of knowledge.

Wikipedia is to the 21st century what the Encyclopedia Britannica and Oxford English Dictionary were to information seekers of the last century.

That column illustrates the format each week -- a fabricated reader sends in a letter asking for an explanation of an event or circumstance. For example, the incredible staying power of Arkansas Gov. Mike Beebe's hairdo no matter how strong the wind. Otus always begins his reply with the phrase "It is wholly a pleasure to hear from you" as an homage to the Democrat-Gazette's Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial page editor, Paul Greenberg. The catch phrase is used by Greenberg in his own letters columns. When Greenberg took over the Editorial and Voices pages in 1992, one of his first moves was to remove the Otus column from its long-time home on the Voices Page. The column ended up in the Features section.

The real Otus the Head Cat has long passed to the great beyond -- there is a halo over his logo photo -- and he occasionally refers to being dead.

Each column ends with a reference to Kalaka. According to Otus myth and legend, Kalaka is the celestial supervisor of Otus and other Head Cats around the country.

The name Kalaka came from the term given to carpooling in a Mel Brooks "2000 Year Old Man" public service announcement for gasoline conservation in the late 1970s.


References

An example of the weekly column can be found at http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2010/aug/14/otus-head-cat-ua-mascot-fostering-feral-h-20100814/

A perfect illustration of the Otus form is when Storey discovers the Wikipedia page (reminder, pay site) http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2010/aug/21/otus-head-cat-unknown-scholar-creates-otu-20100821/