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Lime
A lime is a citrus fruit, which is typically round, lime green in colour, 3–6 centimetres (1.2–2.4 in) in diameter, and contains acidic juice vesicles. There are several species of citrus trees whose fruits are called limes, including the Key lime, Persian lime, kaffir lime, finger lime, blood lime, and desert lime. Limes are a rich source of vitamin C, are sour, and are often used to accent the flavours of foods and beverages. They are grown year-round, originally in tropical South and Southeast Asia but now in much of the world. Plants with fruit called "limes" have diverse genetic origins; limes do not form a monophyletic group. This photograph shows two limes grown in Brazil, one whole and one halved, and was focus-stacked from 23 images.Photograph credit: Ivar Leidus


Intro

Today is

Hey Mol, you know what I reckon? I reckon you really know you've made it when you've got your own Wikipedia page. It's a good thing that it's so easy...

Early life

Sarah is the eldest child of Katy and Andy. She was classified as a prodigy from an early age, possibly accredited to her tendency to always separate foods on her plate. She had a happy childhood, also spending an extended period of time in Thailand. Her life was incomplete, however, until she met Molly Daleos in year 8.

Secondary schooling

Sarah is currently in year 10 at a notorious western suburbs school. She is classified as a 'mass squid' doing year 11 maths. She is protected from bullies by being friends with the über cool Molly Daleos.

Friends

Sarah looks up to, idolizes and love the Mollinator. She is also friends with Bonnie the super-intelligent, and Megan the hyperactive. There are also many others who, luckily for them, are not as weird enough to be subject to mention.

Interests

Sarah unfortunately loves mathematics. (bahaha). Cooler hobbies include soccer, in which she is known as Cõle, and wikipedia editing. She also plays a few too many musical instruments and subsequently has no social life. When she finds time at school, she enjoys decorating Erica's locker, whether or not it's her birthday (see: The Pen Incident,The Coin Incident,The Great Fake Birthday Debacle)

Criminal Activity

Sarah thoroughly and wholeheartedly denies the fact that she ever held a "warning monobrow on board" sign out of a schoolbus window, as Mr Donaldson (see: Mono-Dono) is her favourite teacher. In similar circumstances, she claims no responsibility for ever saying that Ms Jane, whose subject of religious education she adores so passionately, dressed like a bed (see: HOLY SHEET, WWMJD). And moreso than anything else, she has NEVER made inappropriate comments during a movie, especially not Harry Potter. However, she has been known to be an associate in many prank-calling crimes to various victims(see: Dr Wall)and strange text messages to a certain admirer of Erica's, as she feels it her duty to make sure someone as fabulous as Erica gets only the best!

Medical Problems and Substance Abuse

Sarah suffered from an alleged fast heart, really she has fallen in love, but cannot comprehend the idea due to her inability to cope with anything that is not mathematical or scientific. The subject of her affection (try as she might to deny it) is the charming, charismatic, pet-rock-collecting, blood-fearing *** *****. It has to be, as he is the only boy she knows (soon to change, see User:Motomooda). She has used her supposed cardiac problems to gain access to the drug atenolol, which she is now hooked on and uses to prepare herself for any tests/exams (the only reason she ever manages to score higher than Molly)

Awards and accreditations

Sarah has won some unimportant science competition for her year group and state twice (yawn), and also was on the winning team for the Geologi Science competition. Her best achievement however, is that of the plinky plonky stinky winky wonky donkey, don't ask.

Future plans

Sarah enjoys editing and improving all Wikipedia pages, especially those including medicine (and cardiology...) She hopes to become a world famous doctor/surgeon (and is currently considering cardio-thoracic surgery specialisation...) This means that you will hopefully see her name on many medical articles (eg. Atenolol - haha, squid).

Comments

Feel free to leave comments on my discussion page (click here [1] to add a comment).









♥ Sarah (/actually Molly cause she wrote it all)