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Chuck Norris responded to the Chuck Norris Facts on his official website with the following statement:
Chuck Norris responded to the Chuck Norris Facts on his official website with the following statement:


<blockquote>I'm aware that my tears cure cancer and of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny, like the one about counting to infinity. Some are true, like being able to roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising that people think i am the father of the 1972 Miami Dolphins. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously, but i will kill them all. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, ''How I Did your Mother?'' They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, ''The Waitress Riders'', released this month, and i spent 45 minutes banging my waitress, then ate a 74oz. steak in the next 15 min. I'm very proud of these internet facts.</blockquote>
<blockquote>I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris</blockquote>


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Revision as of 15:23, 8 February 2006

"Chuck Norris Facts" are an internet phenomenon in which people invent satirical "facts" about actor Chuck Norris. The "facts" tend to involve absurdly exaggerated claims of Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, and masculinity; for example:

According to the Laws of Physics, it is impossible for Chuck Norris to build more muscle. Upon realizing this, Chuck Norris swiftly roundhouse kicked every Law of Physics known to man, as well as those known only by Chuck Norris. He now has the ability to will His muscles to any level of strength He desires at any given time.

Chuck Norris Facts were originally seen on IRC, and on websites like the Something Awful forums, in Spring 2005. Conan O'Brien's Chuck Norris jokes on Late Night with Conan O'Brien (which generally center on Walker: Texas Ranger) have been seen as an inspiration for the fad. Previously, similar "facts" had been written about actor Vin Diesel. All in all, the exaggerated style of the Chuck Norris Facts is very similar to a recurring Saturday Night Live sketch called Bill Brasky.

Norris's Response

Chuck Norris responded to the Chuck Norris Facts on his official website with the following statement:

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts. ~ Chuck Norris