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Born in 1904 in the South Side Bronx, and one of 35 children, Juan "Da Bomb" Sanchez grew up a real ruff 'n' tuff, shooting Pilgrims every chance he got. He also enjoyed skeet shooting, bowling, and combing the desert for foxes. When he turned 14, his father gave him the family decorative egg, which he proceeded to boil, adding a pinch of salt to the boiling water to give the dish a little kick. He served it on a clay plate to the family, which stared in horror at the desicrated heirloom. He was promptly exiled to the Peruvian Jail for the Criminally Extorted, and fell into a deep depression. |
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'''Natalia Koutouzova''' (born [[March 18]], [[1975]]) is a Russian water polo player, who won the bronze medal at the [[2000 Summer Olympics]]. |
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Everything seemed hopeless until "Da Bomb" one day found himself in a jail cell in a heated debate about corn chips. His cellmate, Jon "The Bomb" Saints, punched him in the testicles (see; testes) and gave Jaun an epiphone to his true calling; model airplane collecting. |
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[[Category:1975 births|Koutouzova, Natalia]] |
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The rest is history. |
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He died in 1987, and is survived by Jaunita "La Bomba" Sanchez, and Juanito "Bombito" Sanchez, his son and daughter. They are currently, as of February, 2006, numbers 3 and 5 on Americas Most Wanted on the charge on serial Arson. |
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Natalia Koutouzova (born March 18, 1975) is a Russian water polo player, who won the bronze medal at the 2000 Summer Olympics.
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