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-'''Innovation Academy Charter School''' is a small but expanding charter school in [[Tyngsboro, Massachusetts]]. Situated on a beautiful, pristine campus, the school is guarded by a fairly large [[dragon]]. The facility is directed by the powerful and [[spiritual leader]], Dr. Walter Landberg, MD. He rules the school with a mighty, but gentle hand. Students often relate him to a [[Moses]] like figure due to his incredible beard and ability to part waves with his surfboard.
+'''Innovation Academy Charter School''' is a small but expanding charter school in [[Tyngsboro, Massachusetts]].
+Its track team has received national honors{{clarify|date=November 2010}} in its first year.
-He has been quoted with the following statement:
-"In 2001, I became the school’s second Executive Director after serving as a teacher at the school [IACS], as a school director for Teach For America in Houston, Texas, and as a teacher in Oakland and Los Angeles, California. I hope you will take the time to review our website and that you will consider a visit to the school, as this is the best way to get to know our amazing community."<ref>innovationcharter.org</ref>
-Its track team has received [[national honors]] in its first year and the anti-gravity Foosball team is currently number one in the state.
-The school has been under fire lately due to the lack of patriotism and the establishment of the [[Socialist]] League. IACS was even mentioned on [[Glenn Beck]]'s show but no one payed much attention since he's a raving lunatic anyway.
-== Legendary Staff ==
-'''David 'Smooth Tones' Smith''' - Renowned as a terrorist combatant and 20th Century Chinese historian, his voice can soothe even the most savage beast. He also has magical healing powers.
-'''Greg 'The O' Orpen''' - Co-principal at the high school, The O is also an entrepreneur in the cereal industry after launching the highly successful "Mr. O's O's - Breakfast Bites".
-'''Sasha 'The Rock' Douglas''' - Co-principal at IACS, it is rumored that she is a member of the Underground Sumo Wrestling Federation of America (USWFA).
-'''Oliver 'Mad Beats' Renau''' - Chairman of the IACS hiphop department, Oliver has also found great success with being the teacher of the Engineering class, provided the freshmen are first sedated.
-'''Señor William Carvajal''' - After serving under Hugo Chavez for several years he decided to expand his horizon and joined the staff here at IACS.
-'''Señor Thomas 'Dutch Mills' Hinkle Finkle bo Binkle''' - A professional linguist and computer hacker, he enjoys the finer things in life like attending day long readings of books and leaving half way through out of boredom.
-'''Gustav Peeterman''' - Although technically a student, Gustav (The Professor) has taught the students and teachers of IACS more than anyone could ever aspire to. He is also full of crap.
-'''Andrew Funky Frankhouse''' - Again, he can teach if the freshmen are first sedated. He actually hates everything except for [[Moe's Southwest Grill]].
-'''Chris DiCarlo''' - Well known physicist, Chris DiCarlo had a difficult time at the start of the year, but quickly learned that it was okay to tell Gustav to just shut up already which made the class run a lot smoother.
-'''Ryan 'FancyPants' Ferdinand''' - A hermit that makes her way down to IACS twice a week. It is rumored that she is creating an army of attack pigs.
-== Transportation ==
-After difficulties recieving funding for transportation the school decided to forgo typical transportation and invested in an [[Airbus A400M]] which leaves the school every day at 3:00 PM and airdrops students to their doorsteps.
-For biology class, the school felt that it would be beneficial to explore the nearby pond and wetlands so IACS invested in a [[Battleship]] which has been modified for inter-school paintball fights.
-== Sir Kenneth Baron-Carvin the Mighty ==
-On occasions in which teachers have been unable to teach classes many substitutes have stepped in. One stands high above the rest, the great knight Baron-Carvon! Summoned by a series of rapidly played notes on a trumpet at some time between 7:13 and 7:18 am, he rises from the pond like Jesus Christ to teach his disciples. If he is away on business he can also be reached through the lighting of the beacons as shown in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LGJ7evrAg
 == References ==
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