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-'''Innovation Academy Charter School''' is a small but expanding charter school in [[Tyngsboro, Massachusetts]]. Situated on a beautiful, pristine campus, the school is guarded by a fairly large [[dragon]]. The facility is directed by the powerful and [[spiritual leader]], Dr. Walter Landberg, MD. He rules the school with a mighty, but gentle hand. Students often relate him to a [[Moses]] like figure due to his incredible beard and ability to part waves with his surfboard.
+'''Innovation Academy Charter School''' is a small but expanding charter school in [[Tyngsboro, Massachusetts]].
+Its track team has received national honors{{clarify|date=November 2010}} in its first year.
-He has been quoted with the following statement:
-"In 2001, I became the school’s second Executive Director after serving as a teacher at the school [IACS], as a school director for Teach For America in Houston, Texas, and as a teacher in Oakland and Los Angeles, California. I hope you will take the time to review our website and that you will consider a visit to the school, as this is the best way to get to know our amazing community."<ref>innovationcharter.org</ref>
-Its track team has received [[national honors]] in its first year and the anti-gravity Foosball team is currently number one in the state.
-The school has been under fire lately due to the lack of patriotism and the establishment of the [[Socialist]] League. IACS was even mentioned on [[Glenn Beck]]'s show but no one payed much attention since he's a raving lunatic anyway.
-== History ==
-Innovation Academy was founded in 1996 when [[Walter Landberg]] slayed Medusa and the school rolled out of her decapitated head.
-== Legendary Staff ==
-'''David 'Smooth Tones' Smith''' - Renowned as a terrorist combatant and 20th Century Chinese historian, his voice can soothe even the most savage beast. He also has magical healing powers.
-'''Greg 'The O' Orpen''' - Co-principal at the high school, The O is also an entrepreneur in the cereal industry after launching the highly successful "Mr. O's O's - Breakfast Bites".
-'''Sasha 'The Rock' Douglas''' - Co-principal at IACS, it is rumored that she is a member of the Underground Sumo Wrestling Federation of America (USWFA).
-'''Oliver 'Mad Beats' Renau''' - Chairman of the IACS hiphop department, Oliver has also found great success with being the teacher of the Engineering class, provided the freshmen are first sedated.
-'''Señor William Carvajal''' - After serving under Hugo Chavez for several years he decided to expand his horizon and joined the staff here at IACS.
-'''Señor Thomas 'Dutch Mills' Hinkle Finkle bo Binkle''' - A professional linguist and computer hacker, he enjoys the finer things in life like attending day long readings of books and leaving half way through out of boredom.
-'''Gustav Peeterman''' - Although technically a student, Gustav (The Professor) has taught the students and teachers of IACS more than anyone could ever aspire to. He is also full of crap.
-'''Andrew Funky Frankhouse''' - Again, he can teach if the freshmen are first sedated. He actually hates everything except for [[Moe's Southwest Grill]].
-'''Chris DiCarlo''' - Well known physicist, Chris DiCarlo had a difficult time at the start of the year, but quickly learned that it was okay to tell Gustav to just shut up already which made the class run a lot smoother.
-'''Ryan 'FancyPants' Ferdinand''' - A hermit that makes her way down to IACS twice a week. It is rumored that she is creating an army of attack pigs.
-== Transportation ==
-After difficulties recieving funding for transportation the school decided to forgo typical transportation and invested in an [[Airbus A400M]] which leaves the school every day at 3:00 PM and airdrops students to their doorsteps.
-For biology class, the school felt that it would be beneficial to explore the nearby pond and wetlands so IACS invested in a [[Battleship]] which has been modified for inter-school paintball fights.
-== Sir Kenneth Baron-Carvin the Mighty ==
-On occasions in which teachers have been unable to teach classes many substitutes have stepped in. One stands high above the rest, the great knight Baron-Carvon! Summoned by a series of rapidly played notes on a trumpet at some time between 7:13 and 7:18 am, he rises from the pond like Jesus Christ to teach his disciples. If he is away on business he can also be reached through methods shown in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LGJ7evrAg
 == References ==
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