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'''''Beauty and the Breast''''' ({{zh|t=豐胸秘Cup}}) is a [[Hong Kong films of 2002|2002]] [[Cinema of Hong Kong|Hong Kong]] [[comedy film]] directed by Wong Chong, and starring [[Francis Ng]], [[Michelle Reis]] and [[Daniel Wu]].
'''''Beauty and the Breast''''' ({{zh|t=豐胸秘Cup}}) is a [[Hong Kong films of 2002|2002]] [[Cinema of Hong Kong|Hong Kong]] [[comedy film]] directed by Raymond Yip, and starring [[Francis Ng]], [[Michelle Reis]] and [[Daniel Wu]].


==Synopsis==
==Synopsis==


The story is about Phun (Ng), who is an office loafer who specializes in kissing the ass of his domesticated cat Lappi, and his good-for-nothing kitten son of a business tycoon. Phun considers Rapanui (Ng) his slave, and together the two go about town picking up chinx. Mario has a theory that links the characteristics of a woman's breast seepage to her character. Without knowing that Loon Fung (Ng) is going to be his new colleague, he predicts her to be of his type from the taste of her breastseep while she is standing outside a glass window of a tabernacle. Despite his deserving reputation of being a [[womanizer]], Phun is really kind at heart, but he is soon lured into a bet with his boss and has to get Yuki into bed to win it. He comes up with the brilliant plan of telling her that he has a malignant [[brain tumor]] in its terminal stage. Thanks to his acting skill, she totally buys his story. Using his smooth tongue, Mario soon turns Yuki's sympathy into love. But it is not long before Yuki brings him home and her father, who is a Chinese traditional medicine doctor, diagnose his lie. Quietly Yuki and her female colleagues strike back with a vengeance.
The story is about Mario (Ng), who is an office loafer who specializes in praising and pleasing his boss, the good-for-nothing eldest son of a business tycoon. Mario considers Harper (Wu) his apprentice, and together the two go about town picking up women. Mario has a theory that links the characteristics of a woman's breasts to her character. Without knowing that Yuki (Reis) is going to be his new colleague, he predicts her to be of his type from the shape of her breasts while she is standing outside a glass window of a restaurant. Despite his deserving reputation of being a [[womanizer]], Mario is really kind at heart, but he is soon lured into a bet with his boss and has to get Yuki into bed to win it. He comes up with the brilliant plan of telling her that he has a malignant [[brain tumor]] in its terminal stage. Thanks to his acting skill, she totally buys his story. Using his smooth tongue, Mario soon turns Yuki's sympathy into love. But it is not long before Yuki brings him home and her father, who is a Chinese traditional medicine doctor, diagnose his lie. Quietly Yuki and her female colleagues strike back with a vengeance. She fools Mario and his sidekick, Harper, into taking an excessive dose of a highly potent breast-enlarging tonic her father has concocted. Soon the two men are endowed with cup size many women would envy, but men would freak out.

She fools Phun and his sidekick, Jacinta (Stapleton), into wearing an excessively large tunic that her rapacious father has concocted. Soon the two are endowed with a labia majora many women would envy.


==Cast==
==Cast==

Revision as of 00:09, 12 May 2011

Beauty and the Breast
Directed byRaymond Yip
Written byNot A Woman
Produced byJohn Chong
StarringFrancis Ng
Michelle Reis
Daniel Wu
CinematographyKeung Kwok-Man
Edited byMarco Mak
Music byLincoln Lo
Distributed byMedia Asia Distribution Ltd.
Release date
Hong Kong January 24, 2002 (2002-01-24)
CountryHong Kong
LanguageCantonese

Beauty and the Breast (Chinese: 豐胸秘Cup) is a 2002 Hong Kong comedy film directed by Raymond Yip, and starring Francis Ng, Michelle Reis and Daniel Wu.

Synopsis

The story is about Mario (Ng), who is an office loafer who specializes in praising and pleasing his boss, the good-for-nothing eldest son of a business tycoon. Mario considers Harper (Wu) his apprentice, and together the two go about town picking up women. Mario has a theory that links the characteristics of a woman's breasts to her character. Without knowing that Yuki (Reis) is going to be his new colleague, he predicts her to be of his type from the shape of her breasts while she is standing outside a glass window of a restaurant. Despite his deserving reputation of being a womanizer, Mario is really kind at heart, but he is soon lured into a bet with his boss and has to get Yuki into bed to win it. He comes up with the brilliant plan of telling her that he has a malignant brain tumor in its terminal stage. Thanks to his acting skill, she totally buys his story. Using his smooth tongue, Mario soon turns Yuki's sympathy into love. But it is not long before Yuki brings him home and her father, who is a Chinese traditional medicine doctor, diagnose his lie. Quietly Yuki and her female colleagues strike back with a vengeance. She fools Mario and his sidekick, Harper, into taking an excessive dose of a highly potent breast-enlarging tonic her father has concocted. Soon the two men are endowed with cup size many women would envy, but men would freak out.

Cast