Alzheimer's That Ends Well

"Alzheimer's That Ends Well"

"Alzheimer's That Ends Well" is the twenty-first episode of the Drawn Together series.

Plot Synopsis

Template:Spoiler Clara gets an extreme make-over of her own when she gets an operation to remove her "Octopussoir" and give her a normal vagina again. The housemates, believing Toot to be old and suffering from Alzheimers, check her into an old folks home.

Storyline

The story begins with Clara depressed that her Octopussoir keeps interfering with her life, sprouting out and making people vomit. She then is told that she can get an Extreme Vaginal Makeover, under the care of the esteemed Dr. Wooldoor Sockbat. It goes fairly well, but Clara soom becomes obsessed with what she perceives as flaws in the vagina which she keeps demanding be fixed. After it is at the point where more plastic surgery were impossible, she is shocked to find it looks like Joan Rivers (and talks like her too). The only possibility to get rid of her "vajoana" (that won't make it resemble Kevin Spacey) is to install the previous vagina again. However, the Octopussoir is happy now, married to a 38-year-old Jewish woman (who will marry anything); he explains to Clara that the reason her plastic surgery went wrong was because she, unlike him, used it too much.

Meanwhile, Toot is depressed that the housemates forget her birthday. After they discover her trying to kill herself, they throw her a party. When she acts surprised, they begin to wonder if her mind is all there, and decide that she's a terrible burden and put her in an old folk's home. She soon discovers a great secret---there is no such disease as Alzheimers; old people simply fake the disease to get into luxurious nursing homes. She swiftly reveals the secret and is sentenced by the old timers to death; they rig a walker to have broken brakes, and she falls off the balchony of the home with an explosion. She survives the 10 foot fall into the trampoline garden, and must survive many more attempts on her life. She escapes to go home---they bring her back---and the old people hire Boba Fett to kill her. Boba Fett initially kills Spanky by mistake (he got the wrong fat pig), but the old people will kill her themselves in the nursing home's pool.

The others come to save her, but the Foxxy Five Van---with all atop it---are in the pool soon, sinking. Clara then comes, to commit her Vajoana---which interupts the murder spree, making jokes which entertain the old people, yet kills them one by one. They all escape.

Musical Number: Unknown

Trivia

• For the first time since Clara's Dirty Little Secret, Clara's Octopussoir is mentioned.

• The title parodies the phrase, "all's well that ends well."

• The shot of a depressed Clara walking by the pool was originally used in Dirty Pranking No. 2.

• The show Extreme Vaginal Makeover is a parody of the controversial plastic surgery show Extreme Makeover.

• The picture that Toot identifies as a vase, and Captain Hero identifies as two people, is a well-known optical illusion; the image that a person sees is said to contain insights about his or her personality.

• Clara's obsession with her vagina represents the plastic surgery tend people tend to have over any part of their body (many of her complaints, like pimples or crows' feet, are usually related to the face). The maximum amount of plastic surgery possible turns it into Joan Rivers's face---a crack at her many surgeries.

• Clara's vagina is, interestingly, male.

• Boba Fett makes an appearance; he is hired to kill Toot, but ends up killing Spanky instead.

• NBC public service announcements are parodied again, this time in a segment called "The More You Don't Know When To".

• The scene where the Foxxy 5 van crashes through the wall of the retirement home is a parody of The Dukes of Hazzard. When the van floats in the pool, it is shown to have a Confederate flag on top, just as the Dukes' car, the General Lee did. This is somewhat odd, if one takes into account that Foxxy---and the other members of the Foxxy Five, for that matter---are all African-American.

• When the seniors are forcing Toot to walk the plank into the retirement home pool, her right shoe comes off and sinks ominously into the muck. Moments later, both shoes are back on her feet.