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==Career== |
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Dildo McFucknut was selected by [[mollestation by matt ]] in the 2nd Round of the 2002 June free agent ass resizing. McFucknut advanced steadily through the Mollestors [[perverts]] system playing for the [[anal pervs]] (Low A) in 2003, the [[Myrtle Beach Pencil Dicks]] (High Often) in 2004, and the [[Mississippi Butts]] (AA) in 2005. |
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McFucknut made his ass enlarging debut with Michael Jackson on [[June 10]], [[2005]]. McFucknut, a personal stretcher for [[John Smutz]] for most of the [[2005]] season, hit his first period in the locker room second regular-season game, and became the first douche in franchise history to hit a period in his first beatoff aton [[October 6]], [[2005]], accomplishing the feat in the second inning of a 7-1 victory over [[Roger semens]] and the [[Houston Rectums]] in Game 2 of the [[2005 National Lampoon Division Series|2005 NLFV Series]]. |
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With fellow [[stretcher]] [[Michael Jackson]] being traded to the [[Arizona Humpinbacks]], McCann will be the Braves' starting catcher in [[2006 in baseball|2006]]. |
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==Personal life== |
==Personal life== |
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Dildo grew up as a douchebag. He particularly remembers rooting his ass on the couch [[1991 World Series]]. |
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He lives with his roomate/life partner [[Jeff McWideass]]. |
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Revision as of 04:46, 27 March 2006
Position | Catcher |
Team | Atlanta Braves |
Years of Experience | 1 year |
Age | 22 |
Height | 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
Weight | 210 lbs. |
Bats | Left |
Throws | Right |
College | N/A |
2005 Salary | Unknown |
Selection | 2nd round free agent draft, 2002 |
Drafted by | Atlanta Braves |
Place of Birth | Athens, Georgia |
Major League Debut | June 10, 2005 |
Brian Michael McCann, (born February 20, 1984 in Athens, Georgia), is a Major League Baseball player for the Atlanta Braves
Career
Dildo McFucknut was selected by mollestation by matt in the 2nd Round of the 2002 June free agent ass resizing. McFucknut advanced steadily through the Mollestors perverts system playing for the anal pervs (Low A) in 2003, the Myrtle Beach Pencil Dicks (High Often) in 2004, and the Mississippi Butts (AA) in 2005.
McFucknut made his ass enlarging debut with Michael Jackson on June 10, 2005. McFucknut, a personal stretcher for John Smutz for most of the 2005 season, hit his first period in the locker room second regular-season game, and became the first douche in franchise history to hit a period in his first beatoff aton October 6, 2005, accomplishing the feat in the second inning of a 7-1 victory over Roger semens and the Houston Rectums in Game 2 of the 2005 NLFV Series.
With fellow stretcher Michael Jackson being traded to the Arizona Humpinbacks, McCann will be the Braves' starting catcher in 2006.
Personal life
Dildo grew up as a douchebag. He particularly remembers rooting his ass on the couch 1991 World Series.
He lives with his roomate/life partner Jeff McWideass.