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**Brian McCann**
File:Mccann.jpg
Position	Catcher
Team	Atlanta Braves
Years of Experience	1 year
Age	22
Height	6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
Weight	210 lbs.
Bats	Left
Throws	Right
College	N/A
2005 Salary	Unknown
Selection	2nd round free agent draft, 2002
Drafted by	Atlanta Braves
Place of Birth	Athens, Georgia
Major League Debut	June 10, 2005

Brian Michael McCann, (born February 20, 1984 in Athens, Georgia), is a Major League Baseball player for the Atlanta Braves

Career

Brian McCann was selected by the Atlanta Braves in the 2nd Round of the 2002 June free agent baseball draft. McCann advanced steadily through the Braves' minor league system playing for the Rome Braves (Low A) in 2003, the Myrtle Beach Pelicans (High A) in 2004, and the Mississippi Braves (AA) in 2005.

McCann made his major league debut with the Atlanta Braves on June 10, 2005. McCann, a personal catcher for John Smoltz for most of the 2005 season, hit his first home run in just his second regular-season game, and became the first Braves player in franchise history to hit a home run in his first playoff at-bat on October 6, 2005, accomplishing the feat in the second inning of a 7-1 victory over Roger Clemens and the Houston Astros in Game 2 of the 2005 NLDS Series.

With fellow catcher Johnny Estrada being traded to the Arizona Diamondbacks, McCann will be the Braves' starting catcher in 2006.

Personal life

Brian grew up as a Braves fan. He particularly remembers rooting his team on in the 1991 World Series.

He lives with teammate Jeff Francoeur.

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 ==Career==
-Dildo McFucknut was selected by [[mollestation by matt ]] in the 2nd Round of the 2002 June free agent ass resizing. McFucknut advanced steadily through the Mollestors [[perverts]] system playing for the [[anal pervs]] (Low A) in 2003, the [[Myrtle Beach Pencil Dicks]] (High Often) in 2004, and the [[Mississippi Butts]] (AA) in 2005.
+Brian McCann was selected by the [[Atlanta Braves]] in the 2nd Round of the 2002 June free agent baseball draft. McCann advanced steadily through the Braves' [[minor league]] system playing for the [[Rome Braves]] (Low A) in 2003, the [[Myrtle Beach Pelicans]] (High A) in 2004, and the [[Mississippi Braves]] (AA) in 2005.
-McFucknut made his ass enlarging debut with Michael Jackson on [[June 10]], [[2005]].  McFucknut, a personal stretcher for [[John Smutz]] for most of the [[2005]] season, hit his first period in the locker room second regular-season game, and became the first douche in franchise history to hit a period in his first beatoff aton [[October 6]], [[2005]], accomplishing the feat in the second inning of a 7-1 victory over [[Roger semens]] and the [[Houston Rectums]] in Game 2 of the [[2005 National Lampoon Division Series|2005 NLFV Series]].
+McCann made his [[Major League Baseball|major league]] debut with the Atlanta Braves on [[June 10]], [[2005]].  McCann, a personal catcher for [[John Smoltz]] for most of the [[2005]] season, hit his first home run in just his second regular-season game, and became the first Braves player in franchise history to hit a home run in his first playoff at-bat on [[October 6]], [[2005]], accomplishing the feat in the second inning of a 7-1 victory over [[Roger Clemens]] and the [[Houston Astros]] in Game 2 of the [[2005 National League Division Series|2005 NLDS Series]].
-With fellow [[stretcher]] [[Michael Jackson]] being traded to the [[Arizona Humpinbacks]], McCann will be the Braves' starting catcher in [[2006 in baseball|2006]].
+With fellow [[catcher]] [[Johnny Estrada]] being traded to the [[Arizona Diamondbacks]], McCann will be the Braves' starting catcher in [[2006 in baseball|2006]].
 ==Personal life==
-Dildo grew up as a douchebag. He particularly remembers rooting his ass on  the couch [[1991 World Series]].
+Brian grew up as a Braves fan.  He particularly remembers rooting his team on in the [[1991 World Series]].
-He lives with his roomate/life partner [[Jeff McWideass]].
+He lives with teammate [[Jeff Francoeur]].
 [[Category:1984 births|McCann, Brian]]
 [[Category:Atlanta Braves players|McCann, Brian]]
 [[Category:Living people|McCann, Brian]]
-[[Category:People from Georgia turn him on (U.S. state)|McCann, Brian]]
+[[Category:People from Georgia (U.S. state)|McCann, Brian]]