User:Angelic Wraith

R.I.P. Proof of D12.

Note: Feel free to vandalize this page, as long as what you do is clever or inventive, or makes me laugh ("you're gay!" doesn't cut it... I'm straight anyway). Make fun of what I've written, I don't care, just make it clever. If it's stupid, I'll just remove it immediately. My name's Daniel, and I was born on December 1st, 1986 (this means I was born in the Year of the Tiger. You were probably born in the Year of the Rat), in a hospital in Boston, Massachusetts, and grew up in Lexington, Massachusetts. I'm an Atheist- I would have the template up but for some reason now all it says is "this user is religious." Also, I would have an old Apple symbol (from before Apple became retarded, worthless and disgusting), but Wikipedia is a bit paranoid. I would also upload an alternative, but then I'd have to provide all this bullshit information about it that I'm not sure of. . .

Other Note: None of this should be taken all that personally. Except the stuff about Ann Coulter.

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You know, I've noticed some people have "Against Gun Control" badges on their pages. Ain't that sweet? These are mostly the same bright people who are against abortion, for relgion, and against homosexuality. As George Carlin would put it, "these crypto-Fascists, they're against homosexuality, they're against pornography, they're against sex education, they're against abortion... This is a country where tobacco kills 400,000 people a year- so they ban artifical sweeteners! Because a rat died! This is a place where gun store owners are given a list of stolen credit cards, but not a list of criminals and maniacs! And now they're thinking about banning toys guns, and they're going to keep the fucking real ones! It's the old American double standard, you know say one thing.. do something different."

So yeah, anyway, these are pretty much the same yuppie Christians who are against all that, but they're all for The Right To Life™. Well, I just thought I'd put up a quote from a television series which I find amusingly truthful.

"Well, of all the causes to take up, AIDS, cancer... hunger, poverty. I've always felt there was something special about people who commit themselves to guns. Anyone I suppose could contribute to a shelter or help the needy, but it takes a true American to dedicate himself to firearms. And you know what? We need people like you. Our country's getting a bad rep just because we kill each other. Well, that's manly... shooting people. United States, this is were men live. Australia, all their stupid bragging about how tough they are in the outback. They get about... 15 gun homicides a year. What the hell is that? We get ten thousand. The Japanese are even more pathetic. In 1999 for kids between 15 and 19 they didn't have one handgun murder, not one! We had over five thousand! Our teenagers are tough, but it can't happen unless we get the guns out there into their hands and for that we need committed, good people like all of you. Look at these idiots in Washington who think it's wrong for teenagers to have assault rifles. And the stupid Democrats think we should have ten day waiting periods. What happens if you need to kill somebody today? Next thing the government will try to crack down on incest and we won't be able to breed future NRA members. I mean, we are talking about the toothless illiterates that makes this country great. This is America. Get a gun!"

Holy SHIT. I've just spent a couple hours reading up on Ann Coulter, including various quotes, speeches and statements. Wow. Why the hell hasn't anyone killed this woman yet?

Proverbs

Why should one drink milk? Because OJ will kill you. (In other news, OJ was found innocent of innocence).

Pages I've Created

Who gives a damn? What kind of ass is so arrogant that they actually believe anyone is interested in any pages they may have created? I know I certainly don't... and anyone who is interested in pages I've created needs to get a life. Or possibly just end the one they have now.

Oh, oh! A favorite of mine... when people talk about "I've got 20,000 edits, I'm in the top 0.1% on Wikipedia." Well of course you have two trillion edits. You make small changes to pages, in five to ten edits in a row, in a time of under two minutes, in what should be a single edit. I love people who use 10-15 edits in a row, just because they're too lazy (or too stupid) to use the Preview button, or because they're too lazy to tackle the whole page at once; this is where tabbed windows comes in.

Pages I've Added To On A Regular Basis Because I Feel The Compulsion To Because I Just Do OMG I've Got OCD Somebody Please Help Me

Again, who gives a damn. I don't even care.

Pages I'm Proud Of

Oh for fuck's sake. What kind of loser is proud of the pages they've created? You shouldn't be proud of your talents- you were born with them- or of anything else. Be proud of your family, sure, but yourself? Why. It doesn't matter how hard you had to work to get where you are, because you did it... it's in the past- and you probably had help anyway. And a lot of dumb luck. I'm so sick of people saying "oh, well I'm really proud of myself because.." Yeah, well, guess what... I'm really proud of 'shutup.' Thank you. I have spoken.

I have ADHD, NVLD...

Yep. And who the hell cares? I've heard 'tards with fuckin' Asperger's Syndrome go on about it like it's a blessing. For fuck's sake, I'd rather talk about "I'm proud that I wet the bed until I was forty years old" than "I'm proud of my AS." (neither of which, by the way, are true... I'm not even twenty... and I sure as fuck don't have AS. The worst kind of 'tard is the person who seems to think they're special because they're still in high school, as if it qualifies them as intelligent for being able to add to Wikipedia. Bitch, twelve-year-olds add to wikipedia. And they don't do it on dumbass subjects like TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS. Or railroads. Or train stations. Or highways.

Society today

Just plain blows. Up until the early 1900s, it was legal for a man to beat his wife. Until 1991, it was legal for a man to rape his wife. What's worse? You still can't kill the guys. Know what I say? Get a gun, light him up, and call it self-defense (And never hit someone unless you got a reason/and if there ain't a reason/make one up and just start swingin'). :-)

List Of Movies... so I don't forget

Good Will Hunting

• Why don't we get offa mothas, I just got offa yours.
• What the fuck?! Do I have a fuckin' sign on my back that says "SAVE ME?"
• You got that from Vickus. Work in Essex County, page 98, right? Yeah I read that too.
• No. No, no. Fuck you. You don't owe it to yourself. You owe it to me. Cause I'd do fuckin' anything to have what you got. So would any o' these fuckin' guys.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

• ...The female clit?
• Hey, stop stealin' monkeys. Fuck yoooou. Fair enough.
• Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. One rectal breach, comin' up!
• Are you fuckin' crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son, that's the ape.

Star Wars

• Echuta. How rude!
• I've got a bad feeling about this...
• I'm a Jedi! I know I'm better than this!
• Open all hatches, extend all flaps and drag fins. Hang on people.

Cool Hand Luke

• Sometimes nothin's a real cool hand.
• Yeaaah, well... it's somethin' to do...
• Callin' it your job don't make it right, boss.
• I wish you'd stop being so good to me, captain.

The Boondock Saints

• Cuddle? What a fag...
• Ahh, fuck you! I'm sweatin' my ass off carrying your fuckin' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds!
• You know what I think is psycho, Roc? It's decent men with loving families. They come home every day after work and they turn on the news. You know what they see? They see rapists, murderers, child molesters. They're all getting out of prison. Mafiosos. Getting caught with twenty kilos. Getting out on bail the same fuckin' day. And everywhere, everyone thinks the same thing: that someone should just go kill those motherfuckers. Kill 'em all.
• Do not steal, do not kill, do not rape. These are principles that every man of every faith can embrace! These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god, you wish.

Dogma

• I feel like Han Solo, you're Chewie, she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that FUCKED up bar.
• Did you see that shit man? I know they were just kids, but we kicked their fuckin' pubeless asses!
• Hey man, back in the old days with J.C., we used to walk everywhere. Did you ever hear of a fat apostle? Mm-mmm.
• Oh, I'm Jay, and this is my hetero-lifemate, Silent Bob. I dunno who those kids were, but they woulda kicked yours, and Lunchbox's asses if I hadn't represented.

For those of you who like the number 42

42 is a fantastic number. 42 is the answer to shut the fuck up.