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Superstar USA Finalists File:Superstar USA logo.jpg
Season 1 (2004)
Jamie Foss	winner
Mario Rodgers	runner-up
Rosa McIntyre	third
Joseph "Jojo" Crane	fourth
John Michael Zimmer	top 8
Nina Avildsen
Omar Kramer
Tamara Lindsey
Ash Snyder	top 12
Emily Hobart
Frank Glynn
Ross Ecklund

The WB's Superstar USA was a television show that spoofed the popular show American Idol. Essentially that show's polar opposite, it featured excrutiatingly untalented singers who were the unknowing victims of a practical joke. Hosted by Brian McFayden (Ryan Seacrest's double), people first audition before three judges (the sarcastic Briggs, who also produces the show and could be considered the "Simon" of the show; rapper Tone Loc, the show's answer to Randy Jackson; and singer Vitamin C, put into Paula Abdul's role) in four cities across the United States. Finalists were chosen based on the lie that they were the most likely to be able to parlay their win into a successful recording contact based on talent. However, the audition process vetted the good singers.

Said finalists were subjected to insulting makeovers where they were encouraged to emulate pop stars whom they looked nothing like. They would then be given false and insincere encouragement by the celebrity "judges" despite the fact that their new looks were unsuitable facsimiles of real celebrities. For example, an effeminate homosexual male contestant who was very short, overweight and Hawaiian was told he resembled Justin Timberlake. Contestants would then be falsely encouraged and praised by the judges as well as vocal coaches; particularly they would be encouraged to try and stretch their vocal range far beyond what they could actually reach. Contestants with particularly inflated egos, such as the emphatic cheerleader Nina "Diva", were heavily encouraged to speak highly of themselves to the camera.

Eventually the contest was "won" by a singer named Jamie Foss, a buxom young blonde girl who could barely carry a tune. Throughout the competition she was constantly mocked by judges (to her face) with thinly veiled references to the largeness of her breasts. She was awarded $50,000 in cash and a $50,000 budget to produce a record, which has not yet surfaced. She has not been heard of since. The truth was revealed to her on stage in front of the audience she had just humiliated herself by singing for.

One producer worried that the live audience members would not be able to respectfully compose themselves during the final performances, deceived the audience by falsely informing them that the singers were all terminally ill young people, who were having a wish fulfilled by a charitable organization. The LA Times reported the organization named by the producer was the Make a Wish Foundation, which later received an apology from the WB. In an interview with USA Today, executive producer Mike Fleiss straightened out the details: "First of all, it was me. But I did not say 'Make-A-Wish.' I said, 'Who's heard of the One Wish Foundation?' and people raised their hands. There is no One Wish Foundation. It was a prank on top of a prank. It was the only way to get it to work."

References

Oldenburg, Ann. (May 17, 2004). "Can't sing or dance? Give 'Superstar' a shot". USA Today, p. 3D. Read

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-'''''[[The WB]]'s Superstar USA''''' was a television show that spoofed the popular show [[American Idol]]. Essentially that show's polar opposite, it featured excrutiatingly untalented singers who were the unknowing victims of a practical joke.  Hosted by [[Brian McFayden]] ([[Ryan Seacrest]]'s double), people first audition before three judges (the sarcastic Briggs, who also produces the show and could be considered the "[[Simon Cowell|Simon]]" of the show; rapper [[Tone Loc]], the show's answer to [[Randy Jackson]]; and singer [[Colleen Fitzpatrick|Vitamin C]], put into [[Paula Abdul]]'s role) in four cities across the [[United States]].  Finalists were chosen based on the lie that they were the most likely to be able to parlay their win into a successful recording contact based on talent. However, the audition process vetted the good singers.
+'''''[[The WB]]'s Superstar USA''''' was a television show that spoofed the popular show ''[[American Idol]]''. Essentially that show's polar opposite, it featured excrutiatingly untalented singers who were the unknowing victims of a practical joke.  Hosted by [[Brian McFayden]] ([[Ryan Seacrest]]'s double), people first audition before three judges (the sarcastic Briggs, who also produces the show and could be considered the "[[Simon Cowell|Simon]]" of the show; rapper [[Tone Loc]], the show's answer to [[Randy Jackson]]; and singer [[Colleen Fitzpatrick|Vitamin C]], put into [[Paula Abdul]]'s role) in four cities across the [[United States]].  Finalists were chosen based on the lie that they were the most likely to be able to parlay their win into a successful recording contact based on talent. However, the audition process vetted the good singers.
 Said finalists were subjected to insulting makeovers where they were encouraged to emulate pop stars whom they looked nothing like. They would then be given false and insincere encouragement by the celebrity "judges" despite the fact that their new looks were unsuitable facsimiles of real celebrities. For example, an effeminate homosexual male contestant who was very short, overweight and Hawaiian was told he resembled Justin Timberlake. Contestants would then be falsely encouraged and praised by the judges as well as vocal coaches; particularly they would be encouraged to try and stretch their vocal range far beyond what they could actually reach. Contestants with particularly inflated egos, such as the emphatic cheerleader Nina "Diva", were heavily encouraged to speak highly of themselves to the camera.
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 ==See also==
 * [[William Hung]]
-* [[American Idol]]
+* ''[[American Idol]]''
 ==References==